Jo Krysstal

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Jo Krysstal
Race	Kobold
Cornerstone	Unknown
Class	Booty Raider
Gender	Male
Affiliations	Crew Member of the Bocoe
Relatives	Cousin: Kinney Boots Unknown Relation: Jack Krystaal
Alias	Ol' Jo
Status	Presumed Deceased
Portrayed By	Justin
First Appearance	The Jewel of the Dingo Isles
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Jo Krysstal is a Triton Ground Kobold Booty Raider who is a crew member on the Bocoe during The Jewel of the Dingo Isles campaign, portrayed by Justin. He is in charge of the port side cannons on the Bocoe.

Characteristics

Appearance

Jo Krysstal is a male Kobold with a neutral frame, brown rock fur, and green eyes. Jo wears very little, only wearing a pair of black pants that end just after his knees and held up by a red rope, a red bandana with a pink comb, beige bandages wrapped around his forearms and ankles, and a backpack to hold his Dragonskin Bow and various treasures.

Personality

He is extremely driven by treasure and is very greedy. He also shows no affection for Pot Puppies.

Powers & Abilities

Passives

• Eyes of N'locnil
• Fortunately Unfortunate
• Berserking

Booty Raider Abilities

• Golden Shot
• Grapple Gun
• The Booty Curse

Belongings

Treasures

• Dragonskin Bow
• Spellwall Armour
• Branded Pain of Fortune
• Wiggly Wrench
• Shadowshade
• Ring of Fire
• Eyes of N'locnil
• Heartbark Crossbow x2
• Ginyu's Shard of Perversion
• Winechestors Finest - Golden Shot
• Heartwall Locket - Wiggly Wrenched
• Crystal Catalyst - Wiggly Wrenched
• Wellforn Ruby - Wiggly Wrenched
• Dulled Vopral Slayer - Wiggly Wrenched

Items

• Cutlass
• Flintlock Pistol

Accessories

• Coral Comb

History

Background

In his early pirating days he had his bandana, which makes it very sentimentally valuable to him. It is unknown at what point Krysstal joined the crew of the Bocoe, but he chose to follow Captain Merci for the sole reason of seeking out treasure. He also referenced his cousin, Kinney Boots, to be another crew member for the journey to the Dingo Isles.

The New Crew

Jo continues the campaign with the Bocoe, eventually making his way to the island of Laeyuleaugh. He assists in the combat on the beach and is left to scavenge the ransacked village with Patches. Patches however, clearly infuriated by the group singing the classic pirate tune "Fuck the Kobolds" strangles Jo to death, stabbing him several times before revealing his eye and singing one more round of "Fuck the Kobolds" as Jo's life slips away. He is presumed dead.

Fate

Jo survives the initial Jewel of the Dingo Isles campaign, but is strangled to death by Patches the Kobold. Patches was infuriated by the crew of the Bocoe singing "Fuck the Kobolds", which he saw as a slight at his lack of an eye.

Trivia

• His name is a reference to a famous craigslist post about a "JO Crystal" or "Jack Off" Crystal. The man in the post apparently wore the crystal every time he masturbated and claimed that the crystal glowed while performing the act. He also claimed that wearing the crystal gave him confidence in "work, home, and social situations".