Slippery Knuckles Malone
| Race | Gnome |
| Class | Berserker |
| Affiliation | SK Malone's Mercenaries |
| Gender | Male |
| Status | Alive |
| Alias | SK |
| Actor | Roamin |
| Campaigns | The Blood Snake Queen |
"Slippery Knuckles" Malone, often called "SK" is a Keen Gnome Berserker played by Roamin in The Blood Snake Queen, and by Rob as an NPC in Den of Devils. SK is the leader of a band of experienced mercenaries along with Belladona von Feingart, Emit Crank, and Dob.
Characteristics
Appearance

Personality
SK Malone has a very powerful personality, often taking charge and making fast decisions with the trust that his teammates can follow through them. He is, however, very forgetful, to the point of forgetting his own given name and the ability to Bearserk.
Relationships
SK has a very open relationship with his teammates. With Belladona, whom he calls Sauerkraut, they share being open about their sexual relief. With Dob, he allows the Porc to satisfy his curiosity by emulating him.
Powers & Abilities
Passives
Berserker Abilities
Belongings
Treasures
Items
History
Background
SK Malone is known to have been a very aggressive young Berserker, having earned the nickname "Slippery Knuckles" due to his bloody hands every time he fell into a fit of rage in battle. Over time, he forgot his own first name and soon met up with Belladona von Feingart, Emit Crank, and Dob. Together they started a successful mercenary group.
Upon discovery of the Blood Snake Queen, the team failed to get away with their first attack, returning back to the safety of the cave's entrance and deciding they were paid enough for their jobs anyway. They proceeded to leave the cave, also leaving the Blood Snake Queen alive, and start a new adventure elsewhere.
SK Malone's Mercenaries appear in the dragon lair to steal some dragon eggs, though Dob is notably absent this time. Before beginning the mission, SK Malone speaks with Lunk, who is also a Berserker. SK attempts to berserk, but fails as per usual, merely screaming and growing chest hair. Fortunately, Lunk completely fails much to the delight of SK.
During the encounter against the first Whelpling, SK Malone is successfully able to berserk even after Duke Daring's Eaglebear runs him over. With the help of Usu, he is launched on top of the dragon and is able to deal a decent amount of damage. Eventually the whelpling is defeated before it is able to kill anyone, but the mercenaries become reluctant about continuing on.
Fate
After the first Whelpling of the lair is defeated, SK Malone and his mercenaries proceed to leave Zelfatar with the Eaglebear and Michael Langstrom's Elaphelk after deciding that the money wouldn't be worth them potentially dying. It is quite likely that they sold the animals instead of setting them free.
Trivia
- S.K. Malone has set the precedent that Gnome's are really bad at Bearserking, because he has failed using Bearserk multiple times throughout the events of The Blood Snake Queen.
| The Blood Snake Queen | |||||||||
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Host | Rob | ||||||||
| Players | Coestar | Deadbones | Millbee | Roamin | ||||||||
| Characters | Belladona von Feingart | Dob | Emit Crank | Slippery Knuckles Malone | ||||||||
| NPCs | Job | ||||||||
| Locations | |||||||||
| Races | Blood Snake | Dvergr | Funk | Gemling | Keen | Monkey Fish | Ogre | Porc | Wolf | ||||||||
| Classes | Bard | Berserker | Sorcerer | Warrior | Wizard | ||||||||
| Okagnoma Guild Hall | |||||||||
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Host | Rob | ||||||||
| Players | Coestar | Deadbones | Justin | Roamin | ||||||||
| Characters | Buzz Dinglefizz | Lola van Drych | Suzanna Sophia Sorrella | Thomas | ||||||||
| NPCs | Alessa Stonemason | Bumbley | Dalfgan | Nisovin | Professor Duncan | Professor Islantee | Professor Spydly Sypderson | ||||||||
| Locations | Okagnoma Guild Hall | ||||||||
| Races | Believer | Blood Snake | Bullogre | Dvergr | Dwarf | Eaglebear | Elaphelk | Gnome | Goblin | Hat Rat | Keen | Monkey Fish | Ogre | Porc | Pot Puppy | Ytt | ||||||||
| Classes | Enchanter | Sorcerer | Suncleric | Warrior | Witch | Wizard | ||||||||
| Legendaries | [/cards/cards.html#type=legendary&title=Legendary%20Item&subtitle=The%20Cowgirl%20Gunstaff&text=Anytime%20you%20Teleport%20from%20an%20Ability%20or%20Passive%2C%20you%20gain%20100%20gold.%20You%20may%20learn%20and%20unlearn%20any%20Ability%20from%20the%20Witch%20Class%20while%20out%20of%20combat%20by%20meditating%20for%20a%20few%20moments.%0A%0A%3CLORE%3EThis%20card%20was%20part%20of%20the%20%22Okagnoma%20Guild%20Hall%22%20campaign%20and%20is%20not%20included%20in%20the%20base%20decks.&art=treasure&gem1=legendary&gem2=weapon&gem2text=8&gem3=melee&gem3text=5 The Cowgirl Gunstaff] | ||||||||
| Den of Devils | |||||||||
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Host | Rob | ||||||||
| Players | Coestar | Deadbones | Justin | Roamin | ||||||||
| Characters | Duke Daring | Lunk | Jebediah | Usu | ||||||||
| NPCs | Belladona von Feingart | Denzik | Emit Crank | Gracias | Karl Landers | Jo Krysstal | Michael Langstrom | Nikers Fontain | Nisovin | Raynel | Slippery Knuckles Malone | Tambok | Taylor Langstrom | ||||||||
| Locations | Zelfatar | ||||||||
| Races | Believer | Black Boar | Divine Being | Dragon | Dragonfly | Dvergr | Dwarf | Eaglebear | Elaphelk | Flame Spooky | Gnome | Harpy | Keen | Kobold | Porc | Whelpling | Ytt | ||||||||
| Classes | Berserker | Booty Raider | Buccaneer | Paladin | Sorcerer | Suncleric | Templar | Warrior | Wizard | ||||||||
| Legendaries | [/cards/cards.html#type=legendary&title=Legendary%20Item&subtitle=Behemoth%20Berserker&text=Bearserk%20now%20causes%20you%20transform%20into%20a%20Massive%20Tile.%20Seismic%20Slam%20no%20longer%20drains%20Stamina%20and%20is%20no%20longer%20Limited.%0A%0A%3CLORE%3EThis%20card%20was%20part%20of%20the%20%22Den%20of%20Devils%22%20campaign%20and%20is%20not%20included%20in%20the%20base%20decks.&art=treasure&gem1=legendary&gem2=passive Behemoth Berserker] | [/cards/cards.html#type=legendary&title=Legendary%20Item&subtitle=Living%20Arm%20of%20Rokesh&text=Anytime%20you%20Basic%20Attack%2C%20you%20may%20have%20your%20arrow%20make%20a%2090%20degree%20turn%20once%20after%20being%20fired.%20This%20item%20can%20never%20truly%20be%20destroyed%20and%20will%20always%20be%20a%20part%20of%20your%20character.%0A%0A%3CLORE%3EThis%20card%20was%20part%20of%20the%20%22Den%20of%20Devils%22%20campaign%20and%20is%20not%20included%20in%20the%20base%20decks.&art=treasure&stamina=50&gem1=legendary&gem2=shield&gem3=weapon&gem3text=7&gem4=range&gem4text=15 Living Arm of Rokesh] | [/cards/cards.html#type=legendary&title=Legendary%20Item&subtitle=Scrolls%20of%20the%20Sanbold&text=Reading%20these%20rare%20scrolls%20causes%20time%20to%20grind%20to%20a%20halt%20for%20a%20few%20moments%20consuming%20the%20scrolls%20in%20the%20process.%20All%20Characters%20on%20the%20Battlefield%20are%20frozen%20in%20time%20stunning%20them%20for%20the%20rest%20of%20the%20round.%0A%0A%3CLORE%3EThis%20card%20was%20part%20of%20the%20%22Den%20of%20Devils%22%20campaign%20and%20is%20not%20included%20in%20the%20base%20decks.&art=treasure&gem1=legendary&gem2=consumable&gem3=item Scrolls of the Sandbold] | [/cards/cards.html#type=legendary&title=Legendary%20Item&subtitle=Thereseesa&text=You%20may%20drain%20your%20own%20Shield%20and%20Stamina%20when%20using%20a%20Basic%20Attack%20to%20deal%20an%20additional%202%20Damage%20per%20Stamina%20spent.%20Should%20you%20drain%20all%20of%20your%20Stamina%20with%20this%20attack%2C%20cast%20the%20Legendary%20Spell%20called%20Empahvision.%0A%0A%3CLORE%3EThis%20card%20was%20part%20of%20the%20%22Den%20of%20Devils%22%20campaign%20and%20is%20not%20included%20in%20the%20base%20decks.&art=treasure&gem1=legendary&gem2=weapon&gem2text=5&gem3=melee Thereseesa] | ||||||||
| Races: Gnomes | |||||||||
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Player Gnomes | Are'ani | Bromas | Buzz Dinglefizz | Chip Chop | David | Gracias | Jameson Blant | Lola van Drych | Michael Langstrom | Morgana Marie | Nylys Glisk | Reno Gillgully | Sergio Fabioso | Suzanna Sophia Sorrella | ||||||||
| NPC Gnomes | Coober | Duncan | Franky Rosebud | Jessabelle Marie | Lemon Buckleberry | Nessie | Nisovin | Taylor Langstrom | ||||||||
| Class: Berserkers | |||||||||
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Starting Gear | 2 Waraxes | ||||||||
| Abilities | Avalanche | Bearserk | Cleave | Doublefrost | Seismic Toss | Trample | ||||||||
| Former Abilities | Purge | Ravanger | ||||||||
| Player Berserkers | Dyson | Kopie Ren | Lunk | Noxel | Slippery Knuckles Malone | Virgo Sunsword | ||||||||
| NPC Berserkers | Franky Rosebud | ||||||||


