Elmar Squishwitz

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Elmar Squishwitz
Race	Elf
Cornerstone	Unknown
Class	Wizard
Gender	Male
Affiliations	Theta Squad
Attributes	Doomed
Relatives	Sister/Cousin: Vanessa Squishwitz Creation: Fire Spirit (dissolved)
Alias	Chilly Wizzy
Status	Deceased
Portrayed By	Justin
First Appearance	Porc Hunters
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Corporal Captain Elmar Squishwitz (/ɛlmɑː/), also known as Chilly Wizzy, is a male Elf Wizard played by Justin that appears in the Porc Hunters campaign. He is a member of Theta Squad and was under the command of Captain Ca-Rell until the end of Porc Hunters, at which point he became the leader of the squad. He fought alongside Templeton Barringster and DeNada, charged with dealing with a horde of Porcs. He also appears in The Silvermine Mountains, as one of the guards of the prison, alongside DeNada.

Characteristics

Appearance

Elmar is a male Elf with a thin figure, brown hair and blue eyes. He was known for wearing many coats with the first layer being a grey, hooded coat, the second layer a green coat with a larger hood, but shorter coat tails, and the third and final level a blue, hoodless one that is lined with fur and has the Theta symbol (Ө) on the right arm and is adorned with a loose brown belt and golden buckle. Underneath his coats, Elmar wears brown pants and brown boots with green laces.

Before his death, Elmar lost a game of Chilly Willy when DeNada revealed his true nature of being a Cultist of Bones by freezing Elmar's penis and proceeding to shatter it. The pain and shock caused him to be in a catatonic state that allowed Khn'n-Rell to steal the blue Winter Coat of Protection and his Warp Blade.

Personality

Elmar is an easy-going and friendly Elf. He gets along with everyone in the team and was the only squadron member to obey the captain's orders in the beginning. His laissez-faire attitude does have some drawbacks however, as he didn't seem to care about the Fire Spirit he accidentally created, the forest it burned down or the Elf he decapitated trying to defeat it.

He is loyal to his team mates, respects his captain's decisions and is not afraid of taking command, which caused him to be promoted to Corporal and eventually to succeed Ca-Rell as captain of Theta Squad.

Like most Elves, he hates Goblins and laughed so hard at one's misfortune he promptly fell off a bridge. This did cause some issues, since Elmar has severe hydrophobia and cannot swim.

Relationships

Ca-Rell

Elmar holds much respect towards her for being the captain and always obeys her commands. This behavior caused him to be the first member of the Theta Squad to be promoted, and was later promoted again by her hand. They share a bond of mutual trust, which at the end caused him to be chosen by her as her replacement as captain of Theta Squad.

DeNada

Due to his easy-going attitude, he meshes well with DeNada. They often share some drinks together at the bar and consider themselves best buds. At the end of Porc Hunters, they went off together as part of the new Theta Squad with both of them sharing the feeling that this new team was going to be fun.

During The Silvermine Mountains, Elmar's friendship with DeNada ended due to DeNada's reveal of being a member of the Cult of Bones, after freezing Elmar's manhood off after a game of Chilly Willy's.

Templeton Barringster

Elmar and Templeton never really had any extensive relationship, viewing each other as co-workers. This neutral relationship remained until the end, although Elmar did his best to avoid much contact with Templeton.

Phineas Barringster

Elmar does care for the youth, as he was relieved that he didn't accidentally set him on fire with the Fire Spirit, but never had any real relationship with him until the end. Now Phineas is his underling as part of the new Theta Squad.

Vanessa Squishwitz

Elmar and Vanessa are related to each other. However, this relation was not expressed. It is assumed that the two are not very close.

Fire Spirit

Elmar felt responsible for creating this Elemental, and thus took it upon him to defeat it. He did have some attachment to his creation however, since it took him a while to decide that killing the Elemental was the right thing to do.

Notable Attributes

• Elmar cannot swim, as he suffers from hydrophobia even though he is incapable of drowning while wearing his coat.
• He is a champion of Chilly Willy.
• While he possesses the Fireball spell, he has trouble casting it and more often than not he will utterly fail. That, or he'll accidentally create life.

Powers & Abilities

Passives

• Master of Magic
• Wizard Passive
• Doomed

Wizard Abilities

• Blizzard
• Fireball
• Ice Blast

Sorcerer Abilities

• Blink

Former Abilities

• Lifedrain

Belongings

Current

Treasures

• Heartwall Locket

Items

• Cloth Robes
• Oaken Staff

Other

• 3 Gold, 52 Silver: Elmar looted 3 Gold and 52 Silver off of a decapitated Spellblade Elf.
• Handkerchief: Elmar obtained a handkerchief that had the address and kiss mark of a "Cynthia."
• Red Leather Boots: Elmar obtained a pair of red leather heeled boots with fur along the trim. They were too small for him, however.
• Baton

Former

Treasures

• Bladeturn
• Dulled Vopral Slayer: inherited since all of K4's treasures were taken.
• Spellwall Armor: Absorbed the spells Rolling Fog, Ray of Frost and Lifedrain. Only Ray of Frost was used.
• Warp Blade: Stolen by Khn'n-Rell.
• Winter Coat of Protection: Stolen by Khn'n-Rell

Items

• Cloth Robes: Elmar gave his second pair of Cloth Robes to Templeton Barringster VII.

History

Porc Hunters

The history of Elmar during the Porc Hunters campaign is viewable here.

Fate

After Elmar had his manhood shattered, he was incapacitated by pain. Gwyneth found him and picked him up, and attempted to carry him out of the Silvermine Mountains. As Gwyneth struggled to carry him, Elmar convinced her to leave him so she could escape in time. After Gwyneth left Elmar, he curled up into a ball. His body was crushed by the rubble caused by the mountain's collapse.

Trivia

• Justin got the name 'Elmar' from an online Random Elven Name Generator.
• Elmar had a cameo in the campaign The Sunswords as one of the transformations of the Meta Ytts.
  • The Sunswords, Gwyneth hints she had dated Elmar and wishes his cold spells could help them out during the barn fire.
• Despite Justin making it clear that he didn't want Elmar to wield a staff, he was given an Oaken Staff as part of his canon inventory when the URealms Website was created.