Vanessa Squishwitz
This article is a stub and is in need of more information. You can help by expanding it.
| Vanessa Squishwitz | |
|---|---|
|
| |
 | |
| Race | Elf |
| Cornerstone | Unknown |
| Class | Bard |
| Gender | Female |
| Affiliations | |
| Relatives | Unknown Relation: Elmar Squishwitz |
| Alias | Boobs |
| Status | Alive |
| Portrayed By | Rob |
| First Appearance | Battle of the Bards |
| Gallery | |
Vanessa Squishwitz is a Spellblade Elf Bard played by Rob in Battle of the Bards. She is the face and lead singer of the band known as the Future Winners.
Characteristics
Appearance
Vanessa is a female Elf with pale skin, green eyes and a voluptuous figure. Vanessa's hair is a deep violet with a lot of volume and goes down to the nape of her neck, she has the left side of her head shaved. Vanessa wears pink strapless top with black accents and two black stripes on it, a black belt with gold studs, and a pair of violet shorts. Her shoes are black with heels, with an exaggerated collar adorned with gold studs. Over this she wears a black, sleeveless jacket with the collar popped up, near the end of the jacket is a semi-translucent, sparkly, pink cloth that goes to her feet, and on her left bicep is two bands, with one adorned in gold studs. When preforming, she will preform Disguise as to apply her make up, which is long yellow fingernails, yellow lipstick, black mascara and yellow eye shadow.
She carries around her personal Flute, which is deep green in color.
Personality
Vanessa is very self-absorbed, letting her own personal fame lead her to believe she is above others, such as Duncan and Popo. She often mistreats them and accuses them of sexual harassment. She tends to do whatever she wants, and this includes taking a copious amount of drugs and performing when she is not supposed to.
Relationships
Elmar and Vanessa are related to each other. However, this relation was not expressed. The two are not very close, being very distant.
Notable Attributes
- She has very long fingernails, so long that when they punctured Duncan's eye, it caused the eye to start gushing blood.
- She uses the spell Disguise to disguise her voice, making it more softer and appealing to men.
- Without Disguise on, her voice is more gravely, and rough.
- She is the main act for The Future Winners during the Battle of the Bards competition.
Powers & Abilities
Passives
Bard Abilities
Magician Abilities
Puppeteer Abilities
Belongings
Treasures
Items
Accessories
History
Background
Fate
Trivia
- Vanessa is the first character to use Disguise as a way to disguise something other than her appearance.
- Vanessa is the first character to suffer from a heart attack.
- Vanessa Squishwitz was the original character to be featured on the Spellslinger's cards.
| Battle of the Bards | |||||||||
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Host | Deadbones | ||||||||
| Players | Coestar | Justin | Roamin | Rob | ||||||||
| Characters | Gear Man | Lance Briggs | Popo | Vanessa Squishwitz | ||||||||
| NPCs | Duncan | Ziggy Ziggy | ||||||||
| Locations | |||||||||
| Races | Dwarf | Elf | Gnome | Porc | ||||||||
| Classes | Bard | Theurgist | Magician | ||||||||
| Tambok's Special Friend Show | |||||||||
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
 | |||||||||
| Host | Tambok/Rob | ||||||||
| Players | Coestar | Deadbones | Justin | Roamin | ||||||||
| Chosen Characters | Bob | Cain | Fenrus | Bumbley | Rafeal | Vanessa | ||||||||
| NPCs | |||||||||
| Locations | |||||||||
| Races | Dwarf | Elf | Gnome | Porc | Sun Hound | ||||||||
| Classes | Bard | Paladin | Warrior | ||||||||
| Legendaries | Tambok Ticket | ||||||||
| Class: Bards | |||||||||
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Starting Gear | Flute | Leather Boot | Lute | ||||||||
| Abilities | Bolster Spirits | Charm | Disguise | Lullaby | Storyteller | Surefire Melody | ||||||||
| Former Abilities | Borrow | Cheers | Double Down | ||||||||
| Player Bards | Buford Flannigan | Darius | Dob | Joaquim Flannigan | Ladrian Cobbler | Lance Briggs | Nesbin | Reno Gillgully | Richard Lored | Squinks | Vanessa Squishwitz | ||||||||
| NPC Bards | Jakelad | ||||||||
| Rob | |||||||||
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| |||||||||
| Season 1 Campaigns | Band of Thieves | Porc Hunters | The Jewel of the Dingo Isles | The Many Gobos of Pat | The Sunswords | The Unseen Rogues | Kobold Headhunters | The Zarlin Catacombs | The New Crew | The Silvermine Mountains | Guild of Explorers | Battle of the Bards | The Blood Snake Queen | The Death of Virgo | ||||||||
| Season 2 Campaigns | Woodcarvers | Okagnoma Guild Hall | Murder Bros | The Cobblers | The Tower of Ultimate Wizardry: Chapter One | Unexpected Discovery | Buckeroos | The Fall of Dundinborough | Den of Devils | The Skeleton King | ||||||||
| Season 3 Campaigns | The Grand Paladin Order | The Senate of Deadlantis | Azveltara Z | The Purge | Lyn Azveltara Gaiden | The Sandbolds | Galen Sunsword: Private Investigator | The Last Beenu | A Night to Remember | The Lightbeards | ||||||||
| Season 4 Campaigns | The Yes King | ||||||||
| Season 1 Characters | Jameson Blant | Vanessa Squishwitz | Virgo Sunsword | ||||||||
| Non-Canon Campaigns | The Nuren Campaign | ||||||||
| Social Media | Twitter | Youtube | ||||||||
