Sly Johnson: Difference between revisions

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Sly Johnson


Race	Dwarf
Class	Lumberjack
Affiliation	The Sunswords Military
Gender	Male
Status	Alive
Actor	Coestar
Campaigns	Buckeroos

Deputy Sly Johnson is a Tall Dwarf Lumberjack played by Coestar in Buckeroos. Sly is a hired Deputy that was commissioned by Sheriff Jax Blartowitz to help him investigate the town of Silverflats and the Murder Bros. Following the Murder Bros. arrest, Johnson joined Galen Sunsword's military regiment.

Characteristics

Appearance

Sly Johnson is a male Tall Dwarf that has his long hair tied back in a ponytail, a handlebar mustache, goatee and stubble. Sly wears a short sleeve shirt under a vest with torn arm holes, a Deputy's badge, bandoleer, a neckerchief and a high crowned, hide brim hat.

Personality

Sly Johnson is a law abiding Dwarf, with a hidden power and the inability to let go of grudges. Sly has been a Deputy for many years and has grown accustom to the travelling lifestyle, never fully settling down and turning down the promotion to Sheriff. Sly also has the ability to read minds, using it in his deputy work to find criminals. He, however, keeps this ability a closely guarded secret, going out of his way to find alternative explanations to his knowledge.

Sly is very prone to holding deep grudges. He holds all Kobolds responsible for the death of his Wife, after one kobold delivering a piano accidentally dropped it on her. He also holds a grudge against his cousin Sallazar Thornblade, after the offending dwarf had relations with Sly's sister.

Relationships

Sly has a good relationship with his client, Jax Blartowitz, and the other hired mercenaries.

With Jax Blartowitz, Sly has proven to be a faithful deputy, even going so far to remove the temptation of the criminal element from Jax.

With Lann McRoberts, Sly acknowledges his capabilities as a Sharp Swordsman, but doesn't interact with him much, beyond that.

With Reno Gillgully, Sly became fond of him due to his very to-the-point attitude.

Sly is extremely bitter towards the Murder Bros member, Borracho; the very kobold who had dropped a piano on his wife. His hatred towards the bandito is so deep that Sly has grown to hate most, if not all Kobolds. Although the death of Sly's wife had supposedly been an accident, Borracho has no qualms about making light of the incident and visibly enjoys jeering the vengeful dwarf.

Powers & Abilities

Passives

Lumberjack Abilities

Belongings

Current

Treasures

Items

Accessories

Former

Treasures

Items

Accessories

Bag of Juicy Beetles: Eaten by the Crazed Miners

Companions

Blood Snake

Blood Snake

Race	Blood Snake
Capable of Speech	No
Status	Alive
Campaigns	Buckeroos
Seasons

History

Background

History

Background

Sly Johnson was a young boy when he became a Deputy for Hire, traveling from town to town along the Wastes as a profession. As he grew older, Sly temporarily settled down with a Wife who as a pianist. However a Kobold, who was delivering a piano, accidentally dropped it on her, killing her. Sly then continued onward as a Deputy for Hire again. Eventually he was hired by Jax Blartowitz to investigate the town of Silverflats.

Buckeroos

Fate

Trivia

Buckeroos
Buckeroos
Host	Rob
Players	Coestar \| Deadbones \| Justin \| Nisovin
Characters	Jax Blartowitz \| Lann McRoberts \| Reno Gillgully \| Sly Johnson
NPCs	Borracho \| Bubs \| Chimera \| Conner \| Empusa \| Galen Sunsword \| Johnny Feo \| Orvan Weiss \| Sallazar Thornblade \| Tubs
Locations	The Silverflats
Races	Blood Snake \| Dwarf \| Elf \| Gnome \| Goblin \| Kobold \| Moonwolf \| Moose \| Porc \| Vhark
Classes	Bard \| Lumberjack \| Sheriff \| Swashbuckler
Legendaries	[/cards/cards.html#type=legendary&title=Legendary%20Item&subtitle=Thornblade's%20Katana&text=Anytime%20you%20successfully%20land%20a%20Basic%20Attack%20on%20a%20Target%2C%20you%20may%20move%20up%20to%202%20spaces%20and%20attack%20a%20second%20Target%20with%20a%20No-Roll%20Basic%20Attack.%20You%20may%20repeat%20this%20process%20as%20long%20as%20you%20keep%20attacking%20different%20Targets.%0A%0A%3CLORE%3EThis%20card%20was%20part%20of%20the%20%22Buckeroos%22%20campaign%20and%20is%20not%20included%20in%20the%20base%20decks.&art=treasure&gem1=legendary&gem2=weapon&gem2text=6&gem3=melee Thornblade's Katana]

Races: Dwarves

Player Dwarves	Alessa Stonemason \| Bumbley \| Denzik \| Douglass Winechester \| Duke Daring \| Dyson \| Gear Man \| Grungle Numpston \| Lann McRoberts \| Margaret O'Malley \| Miles \| Neena Brando \| Slap \| Sly Johnson \| Sonya \| Thea Mazing \| Vitali Zankovich
NPC Dwarves	Chase \| Heathera Stonemason \| Jormr's Stepson \| Queen Karolime Dundinborough \| King Dundinborough \| Lance Willakers \| Lester \| Mikael Zankovich \| Mona \| Omally \| Prince Phineas Dundinborough \| Sallazar Thornblade‎‎ \| Willis \| Ziggy Ziggy
Non-Canon Dwarves	Blinky \| Cawks Stompulous \| Inky \| Penwar Lockis \| Richard Lored \| Sir Spankey Themuncay \| Thanks

Class: Lumberjacks

Starting Gear	Random Beast Companion \| Pristine Woodcutter's Axe
Abilities	Earthquake \| Heavy Chop \| Mend Friend \| Pack Hunters \| Release the Beasts \| Yodel
Former Abilities	Mount \| Paincakes \| Woodland Companion
Player Lumberjacks	Grungle Numpston \| Jormr \| Madelyne \| Sly Johnson
NPC Lumberjacks	Octivias

Coestar

Season 1 Characters	Bromas \| Dave \| DeNada \| Don \| Emit Crank \| Gear Man \| Ghana Ens Sin \| Gracias \| Kopie Ren \| Merci \| Nate Tack \| Rick Snot \| Slap \| Trusty Neconni
Season 2 Characters	Alessa Stonemason \| Beautressa Cobbler \| Borracho \| Clott \| Denzik \| James Briggs \| Joaquim Flannigan \| Lunk \| Sly Johnson \| Suzanna Sophia Sorrella
Season 3 Characters	Bei Mei Xhir't \| Bernard Akers \| Fetchthewater \| Harlin Hardbody \| Jean Tarcial'Embeart \| Lucida Azveltara
URealms Live Campaigns	S1: Band of Thieves \| Porc Hunters \| The Jewel of the Dingo Isles \| The Many Gobos of Pat \| The Sunswords \| The Unseen Rogues \| Kobold Headhunters \| The Zarlin Catacombs \| The New Crew \| The Silvermine Mountains \| Guild of Explorers \| Battle of the Bards \| The Blood Snake Queen \| The Death of Virgo S2: Woodcarvers \| Okagnoma Guild Hall \| Murder Bros \| The Cobblers \| The Tower of Ultimate Wizardry: Chapter One \| Unexpected Discovery \| Buckeroos \| The Fall of Dundinborough \| Den of Devils \| The Skeleton King S3: The Grand Paladin Order \| The Senate of Deadlantis \| Azveltara Z \| Lyn Azveltara Gaiden \| A Night to Remember \| The Lightbeards
Non-Canon Characters	Thanks \| Dankie
Non-Canon Campaigns	The Nuren Campaign
Social Media	Twitter \| Youtube \| Twitch

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-{{Spoilers}}
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-{{Charbox
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-|image= File:Sly_Thompson.png
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-'''Deputy Sly Thompson''' is a [[Tall Dwarf]] [[Lumberjack]] played by [[Coestar]] in [[Buckeroos]]. Sly is a hired Deputy that was commissioned by Sheriff [[Jax Blartowitz]] to help him investigate the town of [[Silverflats]] and the [[Murder Bros]]. Following the Murder Bros. arrest, Thompson joined Galen Sunsword's military regiment.
+'''Deputy Sly Johnson''' is a [[Dwarf#Tall Dwarf|Tall]] [[Dwarf]] [[Lumberjack]] played by [[Coestar]] in [[Buckeroos]]. Sly is a hired Deputy that was commissioned by Sheriff [[Jax Blartowitz]] to help him investigate the town of [[Silverflats]] and the [[Murder Bros]]. Following the Murder Bros. arrest, Johnson joined Galen Sunsword's military regiment.
 __TOC__
 ==Characteristics==
 ===Appearance===
-Sly Thompson is a male Tall Dwarf that has his long hair tied back in a ponytail, a handlebar mustache, goatee and stubble. Sly wears a short sleeve shirt under a vest with torn arm holes, a Deputy's badge, bandoleer, a neckerchief and a high crowned, hide brim hat.
+Sly Johnson is a male Tall Dwarf that has his long hair tied back in a ponytail, a handlebar mustache, goatee and stubble. Sly wears a short sleeve shirt under a vest with torn arm holes, a Deputy's badge, bandoleer, a neckerchief and a high crowned, hide brim hat.
 ===Personality===
-Sly Thompson is a law abiding Dwarf, with a hidden power and the inability to let go of grudges. Sly has been a Deputy for many years and has grown accustom to the travelling lifestyle, never fully settling down and turning down the promotion to Sheriff. Sly also has the ability to read minds, using it in his deputy work to find criminals. He, however, keeps this ability a closely guarded secret, going out of his way to find alternative explanations to his knowledge. Sly is one to hold a grudge, as he holds all Kobolds responsable for the death of his Wife, when one delivering a piano accidentally dropped it on her. Another grudge he holds is against his cousin [[Sallazar Thornblade]] for having relationship with his sister.
+Sly Johnson is a law abiding Dwarf, with a hidden power and the inability to let go of grudges. Sly has been a Deputy for many years and has grown accustom to the travelling lifestyle, never fully settling down and turning down the promotion to Sheriff. Sly also has the ability to read minds, using it in his deputy work to find criminals. He, however, keeps this ability a closely guarded secret, going out of his way to find alternative explanations to his knowledge.
+Sly is very prone to holding deep grudges. He holds all Kobolds responsible for the death of his Wife, after one kobold delivering a piano accidentally dropped it on her. He also holds a grudge against his cousin [[Sallazar Thornblade]], after the offending dwarf had relations with Sly's sister.
 ==Relationships==
-Sly has a good relationship with his client, Jax Blartowitz, and the other hired mercenaries. With [[Jax Blartowitz]], Sly has proven to be a faithful deputy, even going so far to remove the temptation of the criminal element from Jax. With [[Lan McRoberts]], Sly acknowledges his capabilities as a Sharp Swordsman, but doesn't interact with him much, beyond that. With [[Reno Gillgully]], Sly became fond of him due to his very to-the-point attitude.
+Sly has a good relationship with his client, Jax Blartowitz, and the other hired mercenaries.
+With [[Jax Blartowitz]], Sly has proven to be a faithful deputy, even going so far to remove the temptation of the criminal element from Jax.
+With [[Lann McRoberts]], Sly acknowledges his capabilities as a Sharp Swordsman, but doesn't interact with him much, beyond that.
+With [[Reno Gillgully]], Sly became fond of him due to his very to-the-point attitude.
+Sly is extremely bitter towards [[the Murder Bros]] member, [[Borracho]]; the very kobold who had dropped a piano on his wife. His hatred towards the bandito is so deep that Sly has grown to hate most, if not all Kobolds. Although the death of Sly's wife had supposedly been an accident, Borracho has no qualms about making light of the incident and visibly enjoys jeering the vengeful dwarf.
 ==Powers & Abilities==
 ===Passives===
-* [http://live.urealms.com/cards#race-00001-dwarf Golden Inheritance]
+* [{{SERVER}}/cards/cards.html#race-00001-dwarf Golden Inheritance]
-* [http://live.urealms.com/cards#race-00002-dwarf-talldwarf Dwarven Fury]
+* [{{SERVER}}/cards/cards.html#race-00002-dwarf-talldwarf Dwarven Fury]
-* [http://live.urealms.com/cards#class-00022-lumberjack-classcard Lumberjack Passive]
+* [{{SERVER}}/cards/cards.html#class-00022-lumberjack-classcard Lumberjack Passive]
-* [http://live.urealms.com/cards#attribute-00019-overweight Overweight]
+* [{{SERVER}}/cards/cards.html#attribute-00031-insane Insane]
-* [http://live.urealms.com/cards#attribute-00005-vampire Vampire]
+* [{{SERVER}}/cards/cards.html#attribute-00013-psychic Psychic]
-* Galen Sunsword's Blessing
+* [{{SERVER}}/cards/cards.html#item-00029-doubleracestamina Prodigy]
+* Blessing of the Sunsword
 ===Lumberjack Abilities===
-* [http://live.urealms.com/cards#class-00024-lumberjack-heavychop Heavy Chop]
+* [{{SERVER}}/cards/cards.html#class-00024-lumberjack-heavychop Heavy Chop]
-* [http://live.urealms.com/cards#class-00025-lumberjack-yodel Yodel]
+* [{{SERVER}}/cards/cards.html#class-00028-lumberjack-releasethebeast Release the Beasts]
-* [http://live.urealms.com/cards#class-00028-lumberjack-releasethebeast Released the Beasts]
+* [{{SERVER}}/cards/cards.html#class-00025-lumberjack-yodel Yodel]
-===Sun Cleric Abilities===
-* [http://live.urealms.com/cards#class-00131-suncleric-sunbolt Sunbolt]
 ==Belongings==
 ===Current===
 ====Treasures====
-* [http://live.urealms.com/cards#item-00029-doubleracestamina Prodigy]
+* [{{SERVER}}/cards/cards.html#treasure-00029-weapon-boneheraldsstaff Bone Herald's Staff]
-* [http://live.urealms.com/cards#treasure-00018-weapon-floarawandofbeauty Floara Wand of Beauty]
+* [{{SERVER}}/cards/cards.html#treasure-00018-weapon-floarawandofbeauty Floara Wand of Beauty]
-* [http://live.urealms.com/cards#treasure-00029-weapon-boneheraldsstaff Bone Herald's Staff]
-* [http://live.urealms.com/cards#treasure-00055-consumable-arcanopaintbomb Arcano Paint Bomb]
 ====Items====
-* [http://live.urealms.com/cards#item-00035-pristinewoodcuttersaxe Pristine Woodcutter's Axe]
+* [{{SERVER}}/cards/cards.html#item-00018-porcskin Porc Skin Armor]
-* Gerald Sunsword's Blessing
+* [{{SERVER}}/cards/cards.html#item-00035-pristinewoodcuttersaxe Pristine Woodcutter's Axe]
+* [{{SERVER}}/cards/cards.html#item-00057-spellscroll Spell Scroll]: [{{SERVER}}/cards/cards.html#class-00131-suncleric-sunbolt Sunbolt]
+====Accessories====
+* [{{SERVER}}/cards/cards.html#accessory-00033-puffleysbottomlessflask Puffley's Bottomless Flask]
+* [{{SERVER}}/cards/cards.html#accessory-00050-skeletonkey Skeleton Key]
 ===Former===
-* [http://live.urealms.com/cards#treasure-00062-consumable-shardofperversion Shard of Perversion]
+====Treasures====
+* [{{SERVER}}/cards/cards.html#treasure-00055-consumable-arcanopaintbomb Arcano Paint Bomb]
+* [{{SERVER}}/cards/cards.html#treasure-00062-consumable-shardofperversion Shard of Perversion]
+====Items====
+* [{{SERVER}}/cards/cards.html#legendary-0031-dynamitestick Dynamite Stick]
+* [{{SERVER}}/cards/cards.html#item-00022-rejuvenationpotion Rejuvenation Potion]
+====Accessories====
+* [{{SERVER}}/cards/cards.html#accessory-00034-bagofjuicybeetles Bag of Juicy Beetles]: Eaten by the Crazed Miners
+==Companions==
+===Blood Snake===
+{{Characterbox
+|name= Blood Snake
+|website=
+|image= [[File:Blood Snake Puppet.png|150px]]
+|race= [[Blood Snake]]
+|class=
+|affiliation=
+|gender=
+|status= Alive
+|relationship=
+|alias=
+|actor=
+|talk= No
+|campaigns= [[Buckeroos]]
+|seasons= [[File:Season 2 Icon.png|30px|link=Campaigns#Season_Two_Campaigns|Season Two]]
+|gallery=
+}}
+===History===
+=====Background=====
 ==History==
 ===Background===
-Sly Thompson was a young boy when he became a Deputy for Hire, traveling from town to town along the Wastes as a proffession. As he grew older, Sly temporarily settled down with a Wife who as a pianist. However a [[Borracho|Kobold]], who was delivering a piano, accidentally dropped it on her, killing her. Sly then continued onward as a Deputy for Hire again. Eventually he was hired by [[Jax Blartowitz]] to investigate the town of [[Silverflats]].
+Sly Johnson was a young boy when he became a Deputy for Hire, traveling from town to town along the Wastes as a profession. As he grew older, Sly temporarily settled down with a Wife who as a pianist. However a [[Borracho|Kobold]], who was delivering a piano, accidentally dropped it on her, killing her. Sly then continued onward as a Deputy for Hire again. Eventually he was hired by [[Jax Blartowitz]] to investigate the town of [[Silverflats]].
 ===[[Buckeroos]]===
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 ==Trivia==
 {{BCK}}
 {{Dwarf}}
 {{Lumberjack}}
 {{Coestar}}
+[[Category:Living]]
 [[Category:URealms Live Characters]]
-[[Category:Living]]

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Sly Johnson: Difference between revisions

Latest revision as of 22:19, 25 April 2026

Characteristics

Appearance

Personality

Relationships

Powers & Abilities

Passives

Lumberjack Abilities

Belongings

Current

Treasures

Items

Accessories

Former

Treasures

Items

Accessories

Companions

Blood Snake

History

Background

History

Background

Buckeroos

Fate

Trivia

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