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'''Jakelad''' is a [[Porc | Gravehoof Porc]] [[Bard]] who is part of [[Merci | Captain Merci's]] crew during [[The Jewel of the Dingo Isles]] campaign. He is the lookout of the [[Bocoe]] and sings whenever there is danger. | '''Jakelad''' is a [[Porc | Gravehoof Porc]] [[Bard]] who is part of [[Merci | Captain Merci's]] crew during [[The Jewel of the Dingo Isles]] campaign. He is the lookout of the [[Bocoe]] and sings whenever there is danger. | ||
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=Characteristics= | |||
==Appearance== | |||
==Personality== | |||
He believes in the un-dead gods of the sea as a member of [[the Cult of Bones]], and hates [[Kobolds]] and [[Harpies]]. He loves singing, and shows great racism towards Kobolds in many of his songs. This pleases [[Merci|Captain Merci]] very much, as such he says that he can't have Jakelad doing anything but signing all the time. | He believes in the un-dead gods of the sea as a member of [[the Cult of Bones]], and hates [[Kobolds]] and [[Harpies]]. He loves singing, and shows great racism towards Kobolds in many of his songs. This pleases [[Merci|Captain Merci]] very much, as such he says that he can't have Jakelad doing anything but signing all the time. | ||
== Songs == | ==Relationships== | ||
=== Fuck the Kobolds === | ==Notable Attributes== | ||
=Powers & Abilities= | |||
==Lullaby== | |||
Jakelad creates an impromptu song to sing to the table that relates to the events currently unfolding. If his song should impress the Game Master, he may put all enemies who hear it to sleep. | |||
==Charm== | |||
Jakelad may attempt to charm a target. If successful he controls their actions on their turn until they break free. | |||
==Songs== | |||
===Fuck the Kobolds=== | |||
Timestamp: https://youtu.be/eYXzQ3Sb_R0?t=16m35s | Timestamp: https://youtu.be/eYXzQ3Sb_R0?t=16m35s | ||
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''Note: [[Merci|Captain Merci]] liked this song so much he said that Jakelad would get extra wages for it.'' | ''Note: [[Merci|Captain Merci]] liked this song so much he said that Jakelad would get extra wages for it.'' | ||
=== Coast is Clear Song === | ===Coast is Clear Song=== | ||
Timestamp: https://youtu.be/eYXzQ3Sb_R0?t=18m36s | Timestamp: https://youtu.be/eYXzQ3Sb_R0?t=18m36s | ||
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''*Note: [[Merci|Captain Merci]] cuts Jakelad off here with: "Make sure those cannons are spick and span." Jakelad really likes those lyrics and want to add them to his song. Captain Merci says they are perfect and to add them. One can assume from this that this is how the song would continue or end, but there is no confirmation for this. Also note that likely the original song ended with 'the kobolds die first', as that seems to be the established pattern in the song." | ''*Note: [[Merci|Captain Merci]] cuts Jakelad off here with: "Make sure those cannons are spick and span." Jakelad really likes those lyrics and want to add them to his song. Captain Merci says they are perfect and to add them. One can assume from this that this is how the song would continue or end, but there is no confirmation for this. Also note that likely the original song ended with 'the kobolds die first', as that seems to be the established pattern in the song." | ||
=== Harpies are Coming === | ===Harpies are Coming=== | ||
Timestamp: https://youtu.be/eYXzQ3Sb_R0?t=24m5s | Timestamp: https://youtu.be/eYXzQ3Sb_R0?t=24m5s | ||
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<br />Or else we'll probably die | <br />Or else we'll probably die | ||
=== Ballad of the Ghost Monsters === | ===Ballad of the Ghost Monsters=== | ||
Timestamp: https://youtu.be/e5do0WkWeKo?t=25m5s | Timestamp: https://youtu.be/e5do0WkWeKo?t=25m5s | ||
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''Note: [[Merci|Captain Merci]] likes this song so much he says that Jakelad's share is going up.'' | ''Note: [[Merci|Captain Merci]] likes this song so much he says that Jakelad's share is going up.'' | ||
=== Crew Motivation Song === | ===Crew Motivation Song=== | ||
Timestamp: https://youtu.be/e5do0WkWeKo?t=36m1s | Timestamp: https://youtu.be/e5do0WkWeKo?t=36m1s | ||
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''Note: this song was the result of [[Merci|Captain Merci's]] order to go below deck and sing a song to motivate the crew, ie [[Kinney Boots]] and [[Jo Krysstal|Ol' Jo Krysstal]]. Obviously the kobolds did not appreciate the song.'' | ''Note: this song was the result of [[Merci|Captain Merci's]] order to go below deck and sing a song to motivate the crew, ie [[Kinney Boots]] and [[Jo Krysstal|Ol' Jo Krysstal]]. Obviously the kobolds did not appreciate the song.'' | ||
== | =Belongings= | ||
==Treasures== | |||
* [[Treasures#Winter Coat of Protection | Winter Coat of Protection]] | |||
==Items== | |||
* [[Items#Cutlass | Cutlass]] | * [[Items#Cutlass | Cutlass]] | ||
* [[Items#Flintlock_Pistol | Flintlock Pistol]] | * [[Items#Flintlock_Pistol | Flintlock Pistol]] | ||
== | ==Accessories== | ||
* [[Accessories#Dvergr_Rope | Dvergr Rope]] | * [[Accessories#Dvergr_Rope | Dvergr Rope]] | ||
* [[Accessories#Spellblade_Pasta_Bread | Spellblade Pasta Bread]] | * [[Accessories#Spellblade_Pasta_Bread | Spellblade Pasta Bread]] | ||
=History= | |||
==Background== | |||
==[[The Jewel of the Dingo Isles]]== | |||
== Fate == | == Fate == | ||
Jakelad's skull was crushed by [[Kinney Boots|Kinney Boots']] mace [[Treasures#Lieutenant Surge|Lieutenant Surge]], killing him, after he revealed his affiliation with [[List of Organizations#The Cult of Bones|The Cult of Bones]] and betrayed the crew, attempting to kill them. Kinney Boots brutally murdered Jakelad ultimately because of his racist songs, Jakelad's betrayal of the crew merely acted as a catalyst to his death. | Jakelad's skull was crushed by [[Kinney Boots|Kinney Boots']] mace [[Treasures#Lieutenant Surge|Lieutenant Surge]], killing him, after he revealed his affiliation with [[List of Organizations#The Cult of Bones|The Cult of Bones]] and betrayed the crew, attempting to kill them. Kinney Boots brutally murdered Jakelad ultimately because of his racist songs, Jakelad's betrayal of the crew merely acted as a catalyst to his death. | ||
=Trivia= | |||
*During the stream DeadBones had joked that Jakelad had a twitter account for his charm ability. A fan later created the account [https://twitter.com/Jake_TheLad @Jake_Thelad]. | *During the stream DeadBones had joked that Jakelad had a twitter account for his charm ability. A fan later created the account [https://twitter.com/Jake_TheLad @Jake_Thelad]. | ||
*He was a Cultist of Bones in disguise, and went anti-party when the Behemoth attacked. | *He was a Cultist of Bones in disguise, and went anti-party when the Behemoth attacked. | ||
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| Jakelad | |
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| Race | Porc |
| Cornerstone | Unknown |
| Class | Bard |
| Gender | Male |
| Affiliations | The Cult of Bones
formerly: Crew Member of the Bocoe |
| Status | Deceased |
| Portrayed By | Rob |
| First Appearance | The Jewel of the Dingo Isles |
| Gallery | |
| "FUCK THE KOBOLDS!" | ||
— Jakelad
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Jakelad is a Gravehoof Porc Bard who is part of Captain Merci's crew during The Jewel of the Dingo Isles campaign. He is the lookout of the Bocoe and sings whenever there is danger.
Characteristics
Appearance
Personality
He believes in the un-dead gods of the sea as a member of the Cult of Bones, and hates Kobolds and Harpies. He loves singing, and shows great racism towards Kobolds in many of his songs. This pleases Captain Merci very much, as such he says that he can't have Jakelad doing anything but signing all the time.
Relationships
Notable Attributes
Powers & Abilities
Lullaby
Jakelad creates an impromptu song to sing to the table that relates to the events currently unfolding. If his song should impress the Game Master, he may put all enemies who hear it to sleep.
Charm
Jakelad may attempt to charm a target. If successful he controls their actions on their turn until they break free.
Songs
Fuck the Kobolds
Timestamp: https://youtu.be/eYXzQ3Sb_R0?t=16m35s
Lyrics:
There once was a captain who was a porc
And he was the greatest porc
The captain sailed the seven seas of porc
He's the captain porc
Fuck the kobolds, let the porcs
Live forever, let's drown the kobolds
Fuck the captain, fuck - I mean fuck the kobolds
Long live the captain
Jakelad the bard!
Note: Captain Merci liked this song so much he said that Jakelad would get extra wages for it.
Coast is Clear Song
Timestamp: https://youtu.be/eYXzQ3Sb_R0?t=18m36s
Lyrics:
Fuck the kobolds, the coast is clear
I hope the kobolds die first
Fuck the kobolds, I don't see land
I hope... *
*Note: Captain Merci cuts Jakelad off here with: "Make sure those cannons are spick and span." Jakelad really likes those lyrics and want to add them to his song. Captain Merci says they are perfect and to add them. One can assume from this that this is how the song would continue or end, but there is no confirmation for this. Also note that likely the original song ended with 'the kobolds die first', as that seems to be the established pattern in the song."
Harpies are Coming
Timestamp: https://youtu.be/eYXzQ3Sb_R0?t=24m5s
Lyrics:
I just saw a swarm of harpies
Coming to attack the ship
We should get below deck
Or else we'll probably die
Ballad of the Ghost Monsters
Timestamp: https://youtu.be/e5do0WkWeKo?t=25m5s
Lyrics:
Fuck the kobolds, fuck 'em in the eye
Fuck the kobolds, fuck 'em till they die
Fuck the kobolds, I hate all of them
Let's turn them into fish yogurt
Note: Captain Merci likes this song so much he says that Jakelad's share is going up.
Crew Motivation Song
Timestamp: https://youtu.be/e5do0WkWeKo?t=36m1s
Lyrics:
Fuck the kobolds, fuck them dry
Fuck the kobolds, fuck 'em in the eye
Fuck the kobolds, fuck 'em till they die
I hope that we live so I can keep singing
Note: this song was the result of Captain Merci's order to go below deck and sing a song to motivate the crew, ie Kinney Boots and Ol' Jo Krysstal. Obviously the kobolds did not appreciate the song.
Belongings
Treasures
Items
Accessories
History
Background
Fate
Jakelad's skull was crushed by Kinney Boots' mace Lieutenant Surge, killing him, after he revealed his affiliation with The Cult of Bones and betrayed the crew, attempting to kill them. Kinney Boots brutally murdered Jakelad ultimately because of his racist songs, Jakelad's betrayal of the crew merely acted as a catalyst to his death.
Trivia
- During the stream DeadBones had joked that Jakelad had a twitter account for his charm ability. A fan later created the account @Jake_Thelad.
- He was a Cultist of Bones in disguise, and went anti-party when the Behemoth attacked.
- When Captain Merci cuts him off during his Coast is Clear song, it is revealed that the Copyright Law exists.
| Races: Porcs | |||||||||
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| Subraces | Black Boar | Bone Tusk | Gravehoof | ||||||||
| Player Porcs | Cain | Clott | Dob | Gherkin | Jax Blartowitz | Jormr | Merci | McCoy | Nesbin | Popo | Usu | ||||||||
| NPC Porcs | Bill | Burrito | Duncan | Frank | Jakelad | Octivias | Papi Pombo | Porbo | Porco | Rumbles | Steve | ||||||||
| The Jewel of the Dingo Isles | |||||||||
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| Host | Rob | ||||||||
| Players | Coestar | Deadbones | Justin | Roamin | ||||||||
| Characters | Merci | McCoy | Kinney Boots | Jo Krysstal | ||||||||
| NPCs | Jakelad | Octivias | ||||||||
| Locations | Bocoe | The Dingo Isles | ||||||||
| Races | Behemoth | Black Boar | Eaglebear | Glamourshark | Gnome | Harpy | Kobold | Porc | Pot Puppy | Skeleton | Stone Guardian | ||||||||
| Classes | Bard | Booty Raider | Buccaneer | Lumberjack | Paladin | Swashbuckler | ||||||||
