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| | This page is an index of '''quotes''' from the various [[URealms Live]] [[campaigns]]. |
| (an WIP page made by this [https://docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/1EoQPKRUoH_ibgHSCU7Gv1vY1lZLeWxtFDjHPbwDRklk/edit?ts=56137957#gid=0])
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| == Campaigns ==
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| =[[File:Roamin's Band of Thieves.png|center|x75px|frameless|link=Roamin's Band of Thieves|alt=Roamin's Band of Thieves]]=
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| <div class="mw-collapsible mw-collapsed">
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| === Player Quotes ===
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| ===[[Rob]]===
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| * '''''"Guys, I've tried so hard to affect these guys with rabies, it just ain't happening."'''''
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| ::- Rob, talking to the Twitch chat.
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| * '''''"Damn it, I was gonna double-infect him."'''''
| | ==Season One== |
| ::- After rolling a 2 when trying to infect Bumbley with rabies a second time.
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| * '''''"I know there is a 5 percent chance that this actually happens... Fuck me!"'''''
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| ::- Deadbones rolls a 20 and gets to charm the Gemlord. | | |[[File:BOT Logo.png|x75px|centre|frameless|link=Band of Thieves/Quotes]] |
| | |[[File:PH Logo.png|x75px|centre|frameless|link=Porc Hunters/Quotes]] |
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| | |[[File:JDI Logo.png|x75px|centre|frameless|link=The Jewel of the Dingo Isles/Quotes]] |
| | |[[File:MGP Logo.png|x85px|centre|frameless|link=The Many Gobos of Pat/Quotes]] |
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| | |[[File:TSS Logo.png|x85px|centre|frameless|link=The Sunswords/Quotes]] |
| | |[[File:TUR Logo.png|x85px|centre|frameless|link=The Unseen Rogues/Quotes]] |
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| | |[[File:KHH Logo.png|x85px|centre|frameless|link=Kobold Headhunters/Quotes]] |
| | |[[File:TZC Logo.png|x85px|centre|frameless|link=The Zarlin Catacombs/Quotes]] |
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| | |[[File:TNC Logo.png|x75px|centre|frameless|link=The New Crew/Quotes]] |
| | |[[File:SMM Logo.png|x75px|centre|frameless|link=The Silvermine Mountains/Quotes]] |
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| | |[[File:GOE Logo.png|x75px|centre|frameless|link=Guild of Explorers/Quotes]] |
| | |[[File:BOTB Logo.png|x85px|centre|frameless|link=Battle of the Bards/Quotes]] |
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| | |[[File:BSQ Logo.png|x85px|centre|frameless|link=The Blood Snake Queen/Quotes]] |
| | |[[File:TDOV Logo.png|x85px|centre|frameless|link=The Death of Virgo/Quotes]] |
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| ===[[Yumi]]=== | | ==Season Two== |
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| * '''''"Running into a place to wait and die just seems like it kinda sucks."'''''
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| ::- On the idea of hiding in a small alcove when chased by Elfs. | | |[[File:WC Logo.png|x90px|centre|frameless|link=Woodcarvers/Quotes]] |
| | |[[File:OGH Logo.png|x85px|centre|frameless|link=Okagnoma Guild Hall/Quotes]] |
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| | |[[File:MB Logo.png|x90px|centre|frameless|link=Murder Bros/Quotes]] |
| | |[[File:TC Logo.png|x90px|centre|frameless|link=The Cobblers/Quotes]] |
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| | |[[File:TUW1 Logo.png|x90px|centre|frameless|link=The Tower of Ultimate Wizardry: Chapter One/Quotes]] |
| | |[[File:UD Logo.png|x85px|centre|frameless|link=Unexpected Discovery/Quotes]] |
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| | |[[File:BCK Logo.png|x90px|centre|frameless|link=Buckeroos/Quotes]] |
| | |[[File:FOD Logo.png|x90px|centre|frameless|link=The Fall of Dundinborough/Quotes]] |
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| | |[[File:DOD Logo.png|x90px|centre|frameless|link=Den of Devils/Quotes]] |
| | |[[File:TSK Logo.png|x90px|centre|frameless|link=The Skeleton King/Quotes]] |
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| ===[[Squinks]]=== | | ==Season Three== |
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| | |[[File:GPO Logo.png|x100px|centre|frameless|link=The Grand Paladin Order/Quotes]] |
| | |[[File:SOD Logo.png|x100px|centre|frameless|link=The Senate of Deadlantis/Quotes]] |
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| | |[[File:AVZ Logo.png|x100px|centre|frameless|link=Azveltara Z/Quotes]] |
| | |[[File:TP Logo.png|x100px|centre|frameless|link=The Purge/Quotes]] |
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| | !style="background:#212121" colspan=3| <p class="darkCrystal campaignbox-content-topbar-name" style="text-align:center; color:#023693">[[The Sandbolds/Quotes|The Sandbolds]]</p> |
| | |} |
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| * '''''"This is not what I had in mind."'''''
| | ==Season Four== |
| ::- When he accidentally turns into a Clockodile instead of an Elf. | | {| class="wikitable" |
| | !style="background:#212121" colspan=3| <p class="darkCrystal campaignbox-content-topbar-name" style="text-align:center; color:#920A86">[[The Yes King/Quotes|The Yes King]]</p> |
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| * '''''"Ya guess what I snuck around you cause I'm a theif!"'''''
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| ::- When his thievery is question.
| | {{Quotes}} |
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| ===[[Gracias]]===
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| * '''''"If we throw water on an Elf it becomes a Kobold?"'''''
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| ::- When the party is strangely curious about what happens when they throw water on things.
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| * '''''"Blunder Bros!"'''''
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| ::- Gracias personal battle cry with Philhipé when aiming their Blunderbusses/Snakehunter during combat.
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| ===[[Bumbley]]===
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| * '''''"Can I have my sword? You gave me rabies."'''''
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| ::- To Squinks after Squinks makes a Kobold bite him.
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| * '''''"Man, you know what? Not as bad as you'd think in a butthole."'''''
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| ::- After hiding under the Monkeyfish King's buttocks.
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| * '''''"K4!"'''''
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| ::- After confirming that kobold number 4 is his name and title.
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| == NPC Quotes ==
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| ===[[Nisovin]]===
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| * '''''"It's a dwarf, but the beard goes on his butt."'''''
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| ::- Explaining what a beaver is.
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| == Dialogue ==
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| :'''Yumi:''' ''"Okay, here's what we're gonna do: He's Dwarf Number Three."''
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| :'''Nisovin:''' ''"Why are you calling him Dwarf Number Three?"''
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| :'''Gracias:''' ''"Don't ask about the first two."''
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| ::- When Bumbley is so excited to be the "first" dwarf on the team that he lets the others name him.
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| :'''Kobold leader:''' ''"I hate dwarves, but you guys seem to be nice. Hmm... Okay, I guess if he's not really a dwarf - cause, I mean, why would a dwarf be hanging out with gnomes? What's your name, non-dwarf?"''
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| :'''Bumbley:''' ''"Dwarf Number Three."''
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| :'''Rob:''' ''"Combat has started."''
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| ::- When trying to negotiate safe passage through the Kobolds' cave.
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| :'''Gracias:''' ''"So how the heck do you guys burn down buckets of water?"''
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| :'''Squinks:''' ''"Well... The buckets are made out of wood, and wood burns."''
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| :'''Gracias:''' ''"But the water is made out of water."''
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| :'''Squinks:''' ''"Yeah, but the wood is made out of wood."''
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| :'''Yumi:''' ''"Are you like a scientist or something?"''
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| ::- After the party lose their buckets fighting burning Kobolds.
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| :'''Bumbly:''' ''"And you know what, he died a... noble death?"''
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| :'''Yumi:''' ''"Dude got cut in half. I don't know what's really noble about that."''
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| ::- After the death of the Monkeyfish King's son.
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| =[[File:Porc Hunters.png|center|x85px|frameless|link=Porc Hunters|alt=porc Hunters]]=
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| <div class="mw-collapsible mw-collapsed">
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| === Player Quotes ===
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| ===[[Rob]]===
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| *"'''''Goddamned gem.'''''"
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| ::- After the players repeatedly use the Wellforn Ruby to move great distances.
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| ===[[Ca-Rell]]===
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| *"'''''Theta Squad, strike!'''''"
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| ::- When ordering her squad to move out or commence an attack.
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| ===[[DeNada]]===
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| *"'''''I'm gonna summon a Shit Lord.'''''"
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| ::- When ordering her squad to move out or commence an attack.
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| ===[[Elmar]]===
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| *"'''''One man's fault is another man's ..."'' [leaves]'''
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| ::- When blamed by Rob for creating the flame spirit.
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| ===[[Templeton Barringster]]===
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| *"'''''I'm not getting anything for saving my brother?!'''''"
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| ::- When told by Captain Ca-Rell that he is the only squad member that will not get a pay raise.
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| == NPC Quotes ==
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| == Dialogue ==
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| </div>
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| =[[File:The Jewel of the Dingo Isles.png|center|x75px|frameless|link=The Jewel of the Dingo Isles|alt=The Jewel of the Dingo Isles]]=
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| <div class="mw-collapsible mw-collapsed">
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| === Player Quotes ===
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| ===[[Rob]]===
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| *'''''"For some reason your saber has a +2 bonus against doors."'''''
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| ::- Rob trying to repair the mistake of forgetting to bring items over to the next map.
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| *'''''"Any situations you hit a 1 near puppies, is gonna hurt puppies."'''''
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| ::- Warning the team not to roll 1's.
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| *'''''"This is my favorite encounter yet!"'''''
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| ::- While trying his best to kill the puppies and laughing himself to death.
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| *'''''"These puppies aren't the right scale. Let me shrink them down a bit."'''''
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| ::- Rob trying to make the puppies fall through the grates.
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| ===[[Merci]]===
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| *'''''"Did you let Octivias squirt some of his yogurt in your mouth?"'''''
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| ::- Asking why the crew took so long to assemble.
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| *'''''"Weigh anchor, boys!"'''''
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| ::- When using the skill of the same name.
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| ===[[McCoy]]===
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| *'''''"Oh yeah, the boat!"'''''
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| ::- When forgetting the boat does not steer itself.
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| ===[[Kinney Boots]]===
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| * '''''"Tears don't make good seasoning, smiles do."'''''
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| ::- Deadbones explaining why chefs are happy, not sad.
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| * '''''"Buckle buddies!"'''''
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| ::- Kinney to whomever she is buckled to.
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| *'''''"Buckle puppies!"'''''
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| ::- When buckling a puppy to herself.
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| *'''''"Guess what Jake's getting shoved up his ass? It's a fucking electric mace!"'''''
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| ::-While trying to kill Jakelad.
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| ===[[Jo Krysstal]]===
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| * '''''"Dude, I did a damn 'Flipsy Floo'!"'''''
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| ::-After it's suggested they try leaving the temple again.
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| == NPC Quotes ==
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| == Dialogue ==
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| :'''Jakelad:''' ''"Hey Captain, knock-knock."''
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| :'''Merci:''' ''"Who's there?"''
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| :'''Rob:''' ''"Combat has started."''
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| ::- Rob starting the harpy combat.
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| :'''Deadbones:''' ''"We don't know how many arms it has!"''
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| :'''Roamin:''' ''"Well I know it has two less!"''
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| ::- Deadbones and Roamin arguing about how to fight the [[Behemoth]].
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| :'''Deadbones:''' ''"Why can I not just pick up the basket?"''
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| :'''Rob:''' ''"You can try that, yeah."''
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| :[Silence]
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| :'''Deadbones:''' ''"I'm just gonna grab two puppies!"''
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| ::- When the team is trying to save three puppies from fire.
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| :'''Jo:''' ''"Alright. Guys, I don't think we can leave."''
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| :'''Kinney:''' ''"Well...welcome to our new home everybody!"''
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| :'''Jo:''' ''"I think that was the best chance I had of getting out of here."''
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| :'''Kinney:''' ''"Let's make it feel like home, yeah?"''
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| :'''Jo:''' ''"Let's go deeper, maybe we'll find some shit. Come on!"''
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| :'''McCoy:''' [To Jo] ''"Squid hi-5!"''
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| :'''Jo:''' [To McCoy] ''"Uh, no."''
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| :'''Kinney:''' ''"Capitan?"''
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| :'''Merci:''' ''"That looked like our best possible shot."''
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| :'''Kinney:''' ''"Capitan?"''
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| :'''Merci:''' ''"Let's just go in there."''
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| :'''Octivias:''' [Talking over others] ''"Captain I have an idea."''
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| :'''Merci:''' ''"Hold on, one at a damn time!"''
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| :'''Octivias:''' ''"I have an idea!"''
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| :'''Merci:''' ''"First, go 'Skinny'."''
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| :'''Kinney:''' [Surprised] ''"What? No. Let the Porc talk. I don't fuckin...whatever..."''
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| :'''Merci:''' ''"Alright. What do you want Octivias?"''
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| :'''Octivias:''' ''"What if we try it again, but with the other statue to try to get past it this time."''
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| :'''Jo:''' [Angrily] ''"Dude, I did a damn 'Flippsy Floo' and I didn't get through that!"''
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| :'''Octivias:''' ''"Yeah, but you're not a Porc, you're a Kobold. Maybe you're just too slow...and fat..."''
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| :'''Jo:''' [Hurt] ''"Woooooww."''
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| :[Short pause]
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| :'''Merci:''' ''"He might be right about that."''
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| :[Rob laughs]
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| :'''Merci:''' [Quickly] ''"Let's try um..."'' [Merci leaves]
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| :'''Jo:''' [Shocked and hurt] ''"Wooooooowwww."''
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| :'''McCoy:''' [To Jo] ''"Yeah, you really went to town on that fish yogurt."''
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| :'''Jo:''' [Angrily] ''"That's it! I'm done!"'' [Jo leaves]
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| :'''McCoy:''' ''"I mean come on, stop when you're full dude."'' [McCoy follows Jo]
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| : [Short Pause]
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| : [Octivias leaves]
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| :'''Kinney:''' ''"I hate every single one of you people."'' [Kinney leaves]
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| ::- The team trying to figure out what to do next after Jo fails to get past a Temple Guardian.
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| </div>
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| =[[File:The Many Gobos of Pat.png|center|x85px|frameless|link=The Many Gobos of Pat|alt=The Many Gobos of Pat]]=
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| <div class="mw-collapsible mw-collapsed">
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| === Player Quotes ===
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| ===[[Rob]]===
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| ===[[Warren]]===
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| ===[[Terrence]]===
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| *'''''"Madelyne! Guess what?! We both have holes I wanna fill now!"'''''
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| ::''- After losing one of his eyes.'' | |
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| ===[[Pryor]]===
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| *'''''"Like I said; we don't want any!"'''''
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| ::''- To Willis after they have taken Pattenborrow's home.''
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| ===[[Madelyne]]===
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| ===[[Desnuttes]]===
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| *'''''"What?"'''''
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| ::''- Desnutes is absent minded because he's tripping on swammies.''
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| ===[[Dankie]]===
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| *'''''"We're only supposed to run upstairs if there's a fire."'''''
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| ::''- Dankie describing their escape plan.''
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| *'''''"I don't stink so."'''''
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| ::''- Dankie not wanting to work with a Kobold that he thinks is a dwarf.
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| *'''''"Sneak attack on this dwarf from behind!"'''''
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| ::''- Dankie trying to attack a Kobold.''
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| *'''''"Eeh-haw."'''''
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| ::''- Coe expressing his feelings on having the first character death in the series.''
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| == NPC Quotes ==
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| *'''''"I don't think so."'''''
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| ::''- Pattenborrow Threecircle''
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| *'''''"I don't think so."'''''
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| ::''- Willis.''
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| *'''''"There will come a day when you need me inside of you."'''''
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| ::''- Pattenborrow Threecircle''
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| == Dialogue ==
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| :'''Warren:''' ''"Hey Madelyne, it's Warren."''
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| :'''Terrence:''' ''"And Terrence!"''
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| :'''Madelyne:''' ''"What do you want, Warren?"''
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| :'''Terrence:''' ''"And Terrence!!"''
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| :'''Madelyne:''' ''[Annoyed] "What do you want, Warren?"''
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| ::- When Warren is going to convince Madelyne to come downstairs.
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| </div>
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| =[[File:The Sunswords.png|center|x85px|frameless|link=The Sunswords|alt=The Sunswords]]=
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| <div class="mw-collapsible mw-collapsed">
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| === Player Quotes ===
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| ===[[Rob]]===
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| *'''''"You are going to regret that."'''''
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| ::''- Rob as NPC's at the end of every conversation he has with the players.''
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| *'''''"Hey! Get out of here! This is a private delusional state that Deadbones is in."'''''
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| ::''- When Justin enters the conversation between Kallark and Carlos with his puppet.''
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| *'''''"Oh, that was very impactful."'''''
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| ::''- After rolling a 19, and proceeding not to tell what the roll was for.''
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| ===[[Kallark]]===
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| *'''''"Well, you're going to regret not getting in the cage."'''''
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| ::''- After being told by Mormo that Kallark will regret his action.''
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| *'''''"Yeah, you're pretty much the Voice in the Sky in fox form."'''''
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| ::''- To Carlos when he breaks the meta.''
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| ===[[Xavius]]===
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| *'''''"I just saw your lips moving; clearly you were talking."'''''
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| ::''- When Rob is using Ian to say something out of character.''
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| ===[[Bob]]===
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| *'''''"Get away from my pockets!"'''''
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| ::''- When Goggles is trying to "borrow" a treasure from Bob.''
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| ===[[Dave]]===
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| == NPC Quotes ==
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| == Dialogue ==
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| :'''Bob:''' ''"Hey!"''
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| :'''Rebooc:''' ''"Koboold!"''
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| :'''Bob:''' ''"I don't play that game, kobold."''
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| :'''Rebooc:''' ''Kobooold!"''
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| :'''Bob:''' ''"Ko... I don't play that game!"''
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| :'''Rebooc:''' ''"Kobooold!"''
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| :'''Bob:''' ''"I refuse to play this game."''
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| :'''Rebooc:''' ''"Kobooold! Kobooold! Koboold!"''
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| :''[Silence]''
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| :'''Justin:''' ''"What... what am I doing here?"''
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| </div>
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| =[[File:Unseen Rogues Logo.png|center|x85px|frameless|link=The Unseen Rogues|alt=The Unseen Rogues]]=
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| <div class="mw-collapsible mw-collapsed">
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| === Player Quotes ===
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| ===[[Rob]]===
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| *'''''"But Coe wanted to bang Deadbones!"'''''
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| ::''- Explaining the encounter of receiving the Tambock Ticket from the character Nate's girlfriend.''
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| ===[[Thea Mazing]]===
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| *'''''"You know, Roamin's real name is Dave."'''''
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| ::''- Explaining why Roamin's stories always are fan fiction about Deadbones.''
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| *'''''"Yes."'''''
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| ::-Speaking in Abrakadab.
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| ===[[Nate Tack]]===
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| *'''''"I'm totally ready to go straight in a straight line."'''''
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| ::''- The team is discussing how to sneak past the guards.''
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| *'''''"We should check for hidden vases."'''''
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| ::''- When the team starts to doubt that the vase in front of them is the one they are looking for.''
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| *'''[Looks at Neena] ''"It's not that hard. I got it."'''''
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| ::''- Mocking Neena for breaking the vase they were after.''
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| *'''''"Oh! I have this vase in my hands suddenly. Uuh...."'''''
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| ::''- The team forgets who is holding the vase.''
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| ===[[Darius]]===
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| *'''''"Can I disguise myself as an invisible person?'''''"
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| ::''- Roamin trying to sneak past some guards.''
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| *'''''"Oh! You wanna start making assumptions with Rob, you do that. That's your funeral."'''''
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| ::''- When the rest of the team thinks it is evident that they are sneaking since it is a sneak campaign.''
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| *'''''"I'm the Mayor."'''''
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| ::''- When he was Disguise as the museum curator but one of the guard thinks he's the mayor.''
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| *'''''"There's no way I can fuck this up!"'''''
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| ::''- Right before Roamin rolls a 1.''
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| ===[[Neena Brando]]===
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| *'''''"Did I have sex with a ghost?!"'''''
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| ::''- After one of Darius' absurd and confusing stories.''
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| == NPC Quotes ==
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| ===[[Mona]]===
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| *'''''"Hold on let me get my Pipe."'''''
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| ::''- Every time she make a conversation.''
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| ===[[Romulus]]===
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| *'''''"Omally you swine, I'm going to destory you!."'''''
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| ::''- When Neena switch places with Romulus using the Vampire locket and Facing off Omally.''
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| == Dialogue ==
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| </div>
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| =[[File:Kobold Headhunters Logo.png|center|x85px|frameless|link=Kobold Headhunters|alt=Kobold Headhunters]]=
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| <div class="mw-collapsible mw-collapsed">
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| === Player Quotes ===
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| ===[[Rob]]===
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| *'''''"Also, [[Roamin]], he has no name."
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| ::''— [[Rob]], when telling Roamin about [[No Name]]''
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| ===[[Kopie Ren]]===
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| *'''[Coe's dog barks]'' "I'm gonna get that wolf right now!"'''''
| |
| ::''- The team talking about the mission to kill the wolf.''
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| *'''''"Banditing starts at conception."
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| ::''- Explaining how babies can be bandits as soon as they are born.''
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| *'''''"As my grammy used to say: 'Always put your eggs in the same basket'."'''''
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| ::''- Quoting her grandmother.''
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| *'''''"Noted. I'm going to transform."'''''
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| ::''- After getting warned he might risk hitting his team if he transforms.''
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| *'''''"Knock Knock. Wrastlin has now commenced"'''''
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| ::''- Charging blindly into battle.''
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| ===[[Noxel]]===
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| *'''''"It's a good brand."'''''
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| ::''- Giving a straw to Kopie.''
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| *'''''"Didn't get that last part."'''''
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| ::''- Hearing Romulus trying to call for help through his death gurgling.''
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| *'''''"Now the first thing about being a berserker some people are born into it, some people can learn it."'''''
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| ::''- When teaching No Name about berserker.''
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| *'''''"This isn't about 'we'. This is about me!"'''''
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| ::''- Making a decision that only helps him.''
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| ===[[Jack Krystaal]]===
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| *'''''Are you gonna serk off?'''''
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| ::''- When Nox and Kopie are naked in front of each other.''
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| *'''''I'm the greatest fucking liar!?'''''
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| ::''- When rolling a twenty for how good of a liar he is.''
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| ===[[Romulus]]===
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| *'''''"Can I tun into a fart?"'''''
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| ::''- Trying to escape from the frog's belly.''
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| *'''''"I feel the anus is easier to go for than the nose"'''''
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| ::''- DeadBones planing the escape from the cowfrog.''
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| *'''''"As my Granddaddy used to say..."'''''
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| ::''- When DeadBones give word of advice.''
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| == NPC Quotes ==
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| ===[[Burrito]]===
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| *''''"I'm a shiny porc shiny shiny porc."'''''
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| ::''- After Jack Crystal oil him up''
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| ===[[No Name]]===
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| *''''"(Heavy Breathing)"'''''
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| ::''- No Name try to breath''
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| *''''"Carrizem is also an emotion. It's the emotion of great frustration and confusion."'''''
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| ::''- Karazzeem explaining one of the meanings of the word.''
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| *''''"I never said that."'''''
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| ::''- Romulus's Grandfather repeatedly denying he said a proverb''
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| == Dialogue ==
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| :'''Karazzeem:''' ''"You will slay the man who has slayed your grandaddy?"''
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| :'''Romulus:''' ''"I will take his life!"''
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| :'''Karazzeem:''' ''"You will restore honour to Karazeem. I Karazzeem say this."''
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| :'''Romulus:''' ''"You Karazzeem.... my cara... No, wait! Who's Karizem again?"''
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| :'''Karazzeem:''' ''"I am Karazzeem, from Karazeem."''
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| :'''Romulus:''' ''"Okey. So I am restoring faith to Karazeem, the place, not to you, Karazzeem?"''
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| :'''Karazzeem:''' ''"Yes, not to me. No, I am indifferent. I'm just your friend."''
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| ::- Romulus talking about avenging his grandfather.
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| :'''Karazzeem:''' ''"The thing is going to happen at noon."''
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| :'''Romulus:''' ''"Why are we being so coy about this? There is nobody listening."''
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| :'''Karazzeem:''' ''"I am not being coy! Why you think I being coy?!"''
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| :'''Romulus:''' ''"I think you're being coy 'cause you keep saying 'The Thing' instead of saying the thing."''
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| :'''Karazzeem:''' ''"Why, we should... we should not, no! Karazzeem don't talk about 'The Thing'."''
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| :'''Romulus:''' ''"Not out in the open. I get it."''
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| :'''Karazzeem:''' ''"Well, I mean... You know what they call 'The Thing', right?"''
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| :'''Romulus:''' ''"They call 'The Thing' 'The Forbidden Thing'."
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| :'''Karazzeem:''' ''"No, they call it 'Crzm'."''
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| :'''Romulus:''' ''"They call it 'Crzm'."''
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| :'''Karazzeem:''' ''"Crzm! That's why I will not talk about it! I will not say that word! I, Karazzeem, will not say this word!"''
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| ::- Romulus trying to find out what "The Thing" is.
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| </div>
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| =[[File:Zarlin Catacombs Logo.png|center|x85px|frameless|link=The Zarlin Catacombs|alt=The Zarlin Catacombs]]=
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| <div class="mw-collapsible mw-collapsed">
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| == Player Quotes==
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| ===[[Rob]]===
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| *'''''"All you have to do is roll. That's all you have to do."'' [Chuckles quietly]'''
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| :''- Telling Deadbones what he has to do.''
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| ===[[Sergio Fabioso]]===
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| *'''''"I also have an apple for you"'''''
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| :''- Sergio seducing Frank the Bear.''
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| *'''''"Sergio."'''''
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| :''- His words for certain things.''
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| | |
| ===[[Fantastico Fabioso]]===
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| *'''''"Rob's Gravity"'''''
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| :''- Discussing if Prism died or not.''
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| *'''''"I'm gonna cast Divine Intervention."'''''
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| :''- Breaking the ice when No-Eye Bromas and Morgan Marie argue over Prism.''
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| | |
| ===[[No-Eye Bromas]]===
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| *'''''"I know you're not here anymore; but fuck you!"'''''
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| :''- Being angry at the glamshark that Rob forgot to remove.''
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| | |
| ===[[Morgana Marie]]===
| |
| *''''"This is one fantastic adventure we've run into so many weird thing this is the best day ever.''''"
| |
| :''-Morgana declare in the middle point of the excavation and foreshadowing the up coming events''
| |
| *'''''"But my tities, they were magnificent!'''''"
| |
| :''- Deadbones as he falls to his death.''
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| *''''"Hey Roamin, what does the scanner say it's power level is?''''"
| |
| :''-Deadbones to Roamin after Roamin scans the health of the Benu War Machine''
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| == NPC Quotes ==
| |
| ===[[Raynel]]===
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| *'''''"Can I touch your nose?"'''''
| |
| :''- Raynel having a nose fetish.''
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| *'''''"Alpha Wolf"'''''
| |
| :''- What Raynel always called No-Eye Bromas .''
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| | |
| ===[[Alfie]]===
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| *'''''"I was just a prop!"'''''
| |
| :''- Alfie confused when being brought back to life.''
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| == Dialogue ==
| |
| ''"Ok, so what are you guys doing over here?"''-Rob
| |
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| ''"Mind Fisting"''-Justin
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| | |
| ''"I didn't sign up for this..."''-Rob
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| | |
| -Roamin, the Bearserker, and Justin's time alone.
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| </div>
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| | |
| =[[File:The New Crew Logo.png|center|x75px|frameless|link=The New Crew|alt=The New Crew]]=
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| <div class="mw-collapsible mw-collapsed">
| |
| == Player Quotes ==
| |
| ===[[Rob]]===
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| * '''''"Multihanguel'''''"
| |
| ::-Rob talking about Elven hand dominance
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| | |
| ===[[Rick Snot]]===
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| *'''''"Ahem!"'''''
| |
| ::- Rick changing the outcome of rolls.
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| | |
| * '''''"DELETED!!"'''''
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| ::- When casting arcane beam point blank into a sun clerics face.
| |
| ===[[Marco]]===
| |
| *'''''"I mean, How do you explain the idea of loudness to him?"'''''
| |
| ::- Referring to Polo's tendency to shout.
| |
| | |
| ===[[Polo]]===
| |
| | |
| ===[[Cain]]===
| |
| * '''''"Young lady, will you climb into my mouth?"'''''
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| ::- Cain trying to trick Ladyir into be eaten.
| |
| | |
| * '''''"We don't have butts to punch. We're unbeatable!"'''''
| |
| ::- Cain thinking he has won in the URealms game the crew plays.
| |
| | |
| * '''''"I'll eat their arms anyways! They can't stop me... I AM THE HOGERNAUT!"'''''
| |
| :: - Cain when told the enemies wouldn't let him eat their arms.
| |
| | |
| * '''''"Longswords they do lot... th-the-they-they're damaging. '''''"
| |
| :: - Cain in shock that the Sunclerics are dealing 10 damage each.
| |
| | |
| * '''''"He's human, we can kill him!!!'''''"
| |
| :: - Cain exclaims when The Elf Boss rolls a one.
| |
| | |
| ===[[Ladyir]]===
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| | |
| == NPC Quotes ==
| |
| '''''"I was going to make dog yoghurt."'''''
| |
| ::''- Octivias trying to make McCoy something new.''
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| | |
| '''''"Sounds like a shitty version of DnD!"'''''
| |
| ::''- Maelstrom when he is asked to play URealms with some of the crew.''
| |
| | |
| '''''"Porcs don't believe in adoption."''
| |
| ::''- McCoy when asked if Phineas would be his adopted porc-dad.''
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| | |
| == Dialogue ==
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| </div>
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| =[[File:Silvermine Mountains Logo.png|center|x75px|frameless|link=The Silvermine Mountains|alt=The Silvermine Mountains]]=
| |
| <div class="mw-collapsible mw-collapsed">
| |
| == Player Quotes ==
| |
| ===[[Rob]]===
| |
| *'''''"Only Rick Snot has the power of 'Ahem'!"'''''
| |
| ::- Rob really not wanting the 'Ahem' ability to return.
| |
| | |
| *'''''"DeadBones, I need the name of a mutual friend that doesn't exist."'''''
| |
| ::- When role playing as Gwyneth and Kallark.
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| | |
| *'''''"It’s definitely a ray of yoghurt."'''''
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| ::- When talking about the “yoghurt elemental’s” ability.
| |
| | |
| *'''''"He fingers you to come out."'''''
| |
| ::- When talking about Margaret O'Malley pushing Khn'n-Rell out of his cell.
| |
| | |
| *'''''"I don’t think DeadBone's puppet has a naked body."'''''
| |
| ::- When all the puppets are getting naked.
| |
| | |
| *'''''"You just toss the air."'''''
| |
| ::- Rob talking about Khn'n-Rell’s actions once he’s crazy.
| |
| | |
| *'''''"Yeah, that’s it. You leave the jail."'''''
| |
| ::- Rob realizing he used the wrong word.
| |
| | |
| *'''''"I’m trying to figure out how I can say this without saying it."'''''
| |
| ::- Rob wanting Gwenyth to be vague.
| |
| | |
| *'''''"Guys, I don't like butt fish yogurt plotlines."'''''
| |
| ::- When Roamin "gives a present" to two Porcs.
| |
| | |
| *'''''That's the gayest thing we've ever done, Roamin."'''''
| |
| ::- After Gwyneth (Rob) and Xavius (Roamin) had a romantic conversation.
| |
| | |
| *'''''"Bleeding out of his... penis hole... I guess..."'''''
| |
| ::- When Gwyneth and the others finds Chilly.
| |
| | |
| *'''''"You win the first URealms Live Season, congratulations!"'''''
| |
| ::- When T. Neconni is first thrown over the wall.
| |
| | |
| ===[[Rusty]]===
| |
| *'''''"I killed all the children then burned it down."'''''
| |
| ::- When talking about his crime.
| |
| | |
| *'''''"I'm real good with kids."'''''
| |
| ::- When picking a cell mate.
| |
| | |
| *'''''"I'm a rock hard man man."'''''
| |
| ::- Rusty commenting on his Stoneskin ability.
| |
| | |
| *'''''"Here’s how it’s going to go down: you sleep on the toilet."'''''
| |
| ::- Rusty respond to his call mate because there’s only one bed.
| |
| | |
| *'''''"On the floor shithouse."'''''
| |
| ::- when talking to Shaneil.
| |
| | |
| *'''''"He’s got 100 wooden teeth."'''''
| |
| ::- Rusty talking about Khn'n-Rell to Shaneil.
| |
| | |
| *'''''"I have no interest in becoming a skeleton slimy goopy man man."'''''
| |
| ::- When Rusty went in the secret meeting talking to Khn'n-Rell.
| |
| | |
| ===[[Justin]]===
| |
| *'''''"It’s like a chilly willies fight club."'''''
| |
| ::- After Elmar and Denada almost play Chilly Willies.
| |
| | |
| ===[[Roamin]]===
| |
| *'''''"Good good, jokes are always funny when you explain them."'''''
| |
| ::- When talking about Rob explain the switching of Margot/Margret.
| |
| *'''''"I'm pooping on Deadbones."'''''
| |
| ::- When being forced to expel the Fish Yogurt from his body.
| |
| | |
| ===[[Margaret O'Malley]]===
| |
| *'''''"I don’t know!"'''''
| |
| ::- When talking to Xavius when asked why he was in the Silver Mine Mountains.
| |
| | |
| *'''''"Do you have theme nights for dinner?"'''''
| |
| ::- When talking about dinner in The Silvermine Mountains to Xavius.
| |
| | |
| *'''''"Why did I hire you to kill the orphanage, you can’t even walk straight."'''''
| |
| ::- Margaret talking about Rusty when he slipped on fish yogurt.
| |
| | |
| ===[[Khn'n-Rell]]===
| |
| *'''''“I walked into this elven village, and it wasn't on fire, so I had to fix that”'''''
| |
| ::- When asked about his crime.
| |
| | |
| *'''''“It was artistic differences. They saw themselves not on fire. I saw them on fire.”'''''
| |
| ::- Elaborating about his crime.
| |
| | |
| *'''''"When you mine, it's kind of like you're stabbing the rock."'''''
| |
| ::- Making Rufio dislike mining silver.
| |
| | |
| *'''''"This is not your deaths, this is a rebirth, you are broken and I am fixing you, what are we doing here, we are bringing a dead- dying race back from extinction, with the help from…"'''''
| |
| ::- Khn'n-Rell’s speech at the summoning.
| |
| | |
| ===[[Trusty Neconni]]===
| |
| *'''''"Do you have any free samples?"'''''
| |
| ::- When talking about the silver from the mine.
| |
| | |
| *'''''"Oh my gooooooooooooood!"'''''
| |
| ::- After Khn'n-Rell snaps the Shaneil's neck.
| |
| | |
| == NPC Quotes ==
| |
| ===[[Chilly Wizzy]]===
| |
| *'''''“He kind of looks like Xavius.”'''''
| |
| ::- When Margaret is in Xavius' guard uniform.
| |
| | |
| *'''''“You down for a game of... Chilly Willies?”'''''
| |
| ::- When talking to DeNada
| |
| | |
| ===[[Denada]]===
| |
| *'''''“One ice man coming right up!”'''''
| |
| ::- when summoning an ice elemental.
| |
| | |
| ===[[Gwyneth Sunsword|Gwyneth]]===
| |
| *'''''"Are the prisoners having babies?!"'''''
| |
| ::- Gwyneth learning that there are children in the Silvermine Mountain.
| |
| | |
| *'''''"It’s just too strong, Kallark."'''''
| |
| ::- when talking to Kallark about his smell.
| |
| | |
| *'''''"Yeah, I've spent plenty of evenings trying to forget that part of you."'''''
| |
| ::- when talking about Kallark's dwarf part of his dwelf.
| |
| | |
| *'''''"And check on Xavius. Knowing him, he has either gotten himself killed or locked in a jail cell."'''''
| |
| ::- Talking to DeNada.
| |
| | |
| *'''''"Just take the kids. And if somethings happens to them, it’s your fault. And it won’t be the first time you've ruined a kid for me."'''''
| |
| ::- Gwyneth letting Kallark take the kids out of the prison.
| |
| | |
| ===[[Xavius]]===
| |
| *'''''"That’s the silver! Isn't it obvious?"'''''
| |
| ::- When talking about the “shining ore in the Silvermine Mountains".
| |
| | |
| ===[[Kallark]]===
| |
| *'''''"Here’s your form!"'''''
| |
| ::- Kallark sticking up middle finger trying to get the kobold kids with him.
| |
| | |
| *'''''"Hey guys, Carlos is wondering “Where the bitches at?”, I'm just asking."'''''
| |
| ::- Randomly interrupting Xavius and Gwenyth.
| |
| | |
| *'''''"I can tell you’re a cool guy, ice elemental joke, haha, very funny."'''''
| |
| ::- When Kallark is talking to DeNada.
| |
| | |
| *'''''"I really don’t want them to die to the debt."'''''
| |
| ::- When talking to Carlos.
| |
| | |
| *'''''"Gwen, look! 3 Hands!"'''''
| |
| ::- Trying to get Gwen's attention.
| |
| | |
| ===[[Carlos]]===
| |
| *'''''"Kids are delicious!"'''''
| |
| ::- Carlos Talking to Kallark.
| |
| | |
| *'''''"I break a lot of walls. Left walls, right walls, third walls, fifth walls, but not fourth ones."'''''
| |
| ::- Carlos Talking to Kallark.
| |
| | |
| *'''''"How about we just steal the kids?"'''''
| |
| ::- Carlos Talking to Kallark.
| |
| | |
| *'''''"No, we’re not going to hurt Xavuis, because that’s what you want!"'''''
| |
| ::- Trying to convince Kallark to follow his plan.
| |
| | |
| ===[[Rufio]]===
| |
| *'''''"I'm calm when I'm not awake."'''''
| |
| ::- When talking to Khn'n-Rell.
| |
| | |
| *'''''"ONLY ONE!"'''''
| |
| ::- Rufio talking about girlfriends in the secret meeting
| |
| | |
| ===[[Porc|The Porcs]]===
| |
| *'''''"But we were about to get dessert!"'''''
| |
| ::- Deadbones as a porc when Roamin would poop fish yoghurt in his hand.
| |
| | |
| *'''''"The fish yoghurt has fish in it, and fish have ears!!"'''''
| |
| ::- Rob as a porc in the group convo at chow time.
| |
| | |
| *'''''"Can I have two prizes?"'''''
| |
| ::- Deadbones as a porc talking through the bars to Margaret.
| |
| | |
| *'''''"Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait… we're in jail?"'''''
| |
| ::- Justin as a porc in the group conversation at chow time.
| |
| | |
| *'''''"I tried to end this but but you wouldn't get off the fucking screen."'''''
| |
| ::- Rob as talking as one of the porcs but being meta at the same time.
| |
| | |
| *'''''"Can I lick your butt?"'''''
| |
| ::-Deadbones as talking as one of the porc prisoners wanting to eat fish yoghurt from Margaret O'Malley’s butt.
| |
| | |
| *'''''"Can I have more fish yoghurt from your butt?"'''''
| |
| ::-Deadbones as a porc prisoner wanting more fish yoghurt.
| |
| | |
| ===Guard===
| |
| *'''''"Chow time!"'''''
| |
| ::-A guard telling the prisoners it’s time to eat.
| |
| | |
| == Dialogue ==
| |
| :'''Porc:''' ''"Is this a trick question?"''
| |
| | |
| :'''Khn'n-Rell:''' ''"It depends, will you give a trick answer?"''
| |
| | |
| ::- Khn'n-Rell in the secret meeting.
| |
| | |
| | |
| :'''Shaneil:''' ''"You’re so generous Rusty Rusty!"''
| |
| | |
| :'''Rusty:''' ''"The name’s Rusty Rusty."''
| |
| | |
| ::-Shaneil's confusion with Rusty's dvergr dvergrs language.
| |
| | |
| | |
| :'''Porc:''' ''"Heya, Steve."''
| |
| | |
| :'''Steve:''' ''"Yes, NameIdon’tremember?"''
| |
| | |
| :'''Porc:''' ''"You haven’t given him a name yet."''
| |
| | |
| :'''Steve:''' ''"Yes, Bill?"''
| |
| | |
| ::- Steve talking another porc.
| |
| </div>
| |
| == Side Quests ==
| |
| =[[File:Guild of Explorers Logo.png|center|x75px|frameless|link=Guild Of Explorers|alt=Guild Of Explorers]]=
| |
| <div class="mw-collapsible mw-collapsed">
| |
| == Player Quotes ==
| |
| ===[[Deadbones|DeadBones]]===
| |
| *'''''"You find a hundred gold up the donkeys ass."
| |
| ::- After Jameson searches the donkeys ass for things.
| |
| ===[[Chip Chop]]===
| |
| *'''''"Chip Chop!'''''
| |
| ::- Many different instances.
| |
| *'''''"CHIP CHIP CHIP!"'''''
| |
| ::- After he falls into the carpet and wishes to help defeat the giant skeleton.
| |
| | |
| ===[[Patrick Cake]]===
| |
| *'''''"WHO'S DANCING NOW?!"'''''
| |
| ::- Patrick after he keeps pummeling Duke Daring with Fire and Ice magic.
| |
| | |
| ===[[Jameson Blant]]===
| |
| *'''''"I think we all learned a lesson today; rocks are dangerous."'''''
| |
| ::- After a failed attempt to destroy a fist-sized rock with Aurora Borealis.
| |
| | |
| *'''''"Nothing in here, guys."'''''
| |
| ::- After searching for things inside the donkeys neck.
| |
| | |
| *'''''"He's not gonna bleed out, but he might drown."'''''
| |
| ::- When they're questioning if Roamin's bubble might fill up with blood.
| |
| | |
| ===[[Slap]]===
| |
| *'''''"Excellent use of the cannibal carpet."'''''
| |
| ::- After Rob has explained that he's trying to make Duke fall onto the carpet.
| |
| *'''''"[STDs] I collect them. All of them."'''''
| |
| ::- After Jimmy Blant said he was worried about getting them.
| |
| | |
| == NPC Quotes ==
| |
| | |
| == Dialogue ==
| |
| </div>
| |
| | |
| =[[File:Battle of The Bards Logo.png|center|x85px|frameless|link=Battle of the Bards|alt=Battle of the Bards]]=
| |
| <div class="mw-collapsible mw-collapsed">
| |
| == Player Quotes ==
| |
| | |
| == NPC Quotes ==
| |
| | |
| == Dialogue ==
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| </div>
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