Kobold Headhunters/Quotes

This is a selection of Quotes from Kobold Headhunters.

Player Quotes

Rob

• "Also, Roamin, he has no name."

- Rob, when telling Roamin about Noxel's new squire.

Kopie Ren

• [Coe's dog barks] "I'm gonna get that wolf right now!"

- The team talking about the mission to kill the wolf.

• "Banditing starts at conception."

- Explaining how babies can be bandits as soon as they are born.

• "As my grammy used to say: 'Always put your eggs in the same basket'."

- Quoting her grandmother.

• "Noted. I'm going to transform."

- After getting warned he might risk hitting his team if he transforms.

• "Knock Knock. Wrastlin' is about to commence."

- Charging blindly into battle.

Noxel

• "It's a good brand."

- Giving a straw to Kopie.

• "Didn't get that last part."

- Hearing Romulus trying to call for help through his death gurgling.

• "Now the first thing about being a berserker: some people are born into it, some people can learn it."

- When teaching his squire about being a berserker.

• "To be fair, we only don't like Goblins because they're despicable wretched creatures that pretty much all deserve to die."

- Explaining to his squire why they hate Goblins.

• "I'll let you in on a little secret. Do you know what keeps my weapons sharp? [Whispering] The bones of my enemies."

- When his squire offered to sharpen Noxel's weapons.

• "That's how I know you're not a natural berserker! Every natural berserker, when they are born, erupts from their momma's uterus, killing her, as they achieve their first transformation into Vendo form."

- Testing his squire to see if he was a natural berserker.

• "This isn't about 'we'. This is about me!"

- Making a decision that only helps him.

Jack Krysstal

• "Are you gonna 'serk off?"

- When Nox and Kopie are naked in front of each other.

• "I'm the greatest fucking liar!?"

- When rolling a twenty for how good of a liar he is.

Romulus

• "Can I turn into a fart?"

- Trying to escape from the cow frog's belly.

• "I feel the anus is easier to go for than the nose."

- Deadbones planning the escape from the cow frog.

• "As my Granddaddy used to say..."

- When Romulus gives words of advice, or a nonsensical statement.

Note: See List of Romulus' Grandfather's Proverbs for a full list of his Grandfather's sayings.

NPC Quotes

Burrito

• "I'm a shiny Porc! Shiny, shiny Porc!"

- After Jack Krysstal oiled him up.

Noxel's Squire

• "(Heavy Breathing)"

- Whilst trying to breath.

Karazzeem

• "Carrizem is also an emotion. It's the emotion of great frustration and confusion."

- Karazzeem explaining one of the meanings of the word.

Romulus' Grandfather

• "I never said that."

- Romulus's Grandfather repeatedly denying he said a proverb.

Dialogue

Karazzeem: "You will slay the man who has slayed your granddaddy?"

Romulus: "I will take his life!"

Karazzeem: "You will restore honour to Karazeem. I, Karazzeem, say this."

Romulus: "You Karazzeem.... my cara... No, wait! Who's Karizem again?"

Karazzeem: "I am Karazzeem, from Karazeem."

Romulus: "Okay. So I am restoring faith to Karazeem, the place, not to you, Karazzeem?"

Karazzeem: "Yes, not to me. No, I am indifferent. I'm just your friend."

- Romulus talking about avenging his grandfather.

Karazzeem: "The thing is going to happen at noon."

Romulus: "Why are we being so coy about this? There is nobody listening."

Karazzeem: "I am not being coy! Why you think I being coy?!"

Romulus: "I think you're being coy 'cause you keep saying 'The Thing' instead of saying the thing."

Karazzeem: "Why, we should... we should not, no! Karazzeem don't talk about 'The Thing'."

Romulus: "Not out in the open. I get it."

Karazzeem: "Well, I mean... You know what they call 'The Thing', right?"

Romulus: "They call 'The Thing' ...'The Forbidden Thing'."

Karazzeem: "No, they call it 'Karazeem'."

Romulus: "They call it 'Karazeem'."

Karazzeem: "Karazeem! That's why I will not talk about it! I will not say that word! I, Karazzeem, will not say this word!"

- Romulus trying to find out what "The Thing" is.