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==[[File:Roamin's Band of Thieves.png|center|x75px|frameless|link=Roamin's Band of Thieves|alt=Roamin's Band of Thieves]]==
This page is an index of '''quotes''' from the various [[URealms Live]] [[campaigns]].
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== Player Quotes ==
===[[Rob]]===


* '''''"Guys, I've tried so hard to affect these guys with rabies, it just ain't happening."'''''
__TOC__
::- Rob, talking to the Twitch chat.


* '''''"Damn it, I was gonna double-infect him."'''''
==Season One==
::- After rolling a 2 when trying to infect Bumbley with rabies a second time.


* '''''"I know there is a 5 percent chance that this actually happens... Fuck me!"'''''
{| class="wikitable quotes-logo-table"
::- Deadbones rolls a 20 and gets to charm the Gemlord.
|[[File:BOT Logo.png|250x85px|centre|frameless|link=Band of Thieves/Quotes]]
|[[File:PH Logo.png|250x85px|centre|frameless|link=Porc Hunters/Quotes]]
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|[[File:JDI Logo.png|250x85px|centre|frameless|link=The Jewel of the Dingo Isles/Quotes]]
|[[File:MGP Logo.png|250x85px|centre|frameless|link=The Many Gobos of Pat/Quotes]]
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|[[File:TSS Logo.png|250x85px|centre|frameless|link=The Sunswords/Quotes]]
|[[File:TUR Logo.png|250x85px|centre|frameless|link=The Unseen Rogues/Quotes]]
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|[[File:KHH Logo.png|250x85px|centre|frameless|link=Kobold Headhunters/Quotes]]
|[[File:TZC Logo.png|250x85px|centre|frameless|link=The Zarlin Catacombs/Quotes]]
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|[[File:TNC Logo.png|250x85px|centre|frameless|link=The New Crew/Quotes]]
|[[File:SMM Logo.png|250x85px|centre|frameless|link=The Silvermine Mountains/Quotes]]
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|[[File:GOE Logo.png|250x85px|centre|frameless|link=Guild of Explorers/Quotes]]
|[[File:BOTB Logo.png|250x85px|centre|frameless|link=Battle of the Bards/Quotes]]
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|[[File:BSQ Logo.png|250x85px|centre|frameless|link=The Blood Snake Queen/Quotes]]
|[[File:TDOV Logo.png|250x85px|centre|frameless|link=The Death of Virgo/Quotes]]
|}


===[[Yumi]]===
==Season Two==


* '''''"Running into a place to wait and die just seems like it kinda sucks."'''''
{| class="wikitable quotes-logo-table"
::- On the idea of hiding in a small alcove when chased by Elfs.
|[[File:WC Logo.png|250x85px|centre|frameless|link=Woodcarvers/Quotes]]
|[[File:OGH Logo.png|250x85px|centre|frameless|link=Okagnoma Guild Hall/Quotes]]
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|[[File:MB Logo.png|250x85px|centre|frameless|link=Murder Bros/Quotes]]
|[[File:TC Logo.png|250x85px|centre|frameless|link=The Cobblers/Quotes]]
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|[[File:TUW1 Logo.png|250x85px|centre|frameless|link=The Tower of Ultimate Wizardry: Chapter One/Quotes]]
|[[File:UD Logo.png|250x85px|centre|frameless|link=Unexpected Discovery/Quotes]]
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|[[File:BCK Logo.png|250x85px|centre|frameless|link=Buckeroos/Quotes]]
|[[File:FOD Logo.png|250x85px|centre|frameless|link=The Fall of Dundinborough/Quotes]]
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|[[File:DOD Logo.png|250x85px|centre|frameless|link=Den of Devils/Quotes]]
|[[File:TSK Logo.png|250x85px|centre|frameless|link=The Skeleton King/Quotes]]
|}


===[[Squinks]]===
==Season Three==


* '''''"This is not what I had in mind."'''''
{| class="wikitable quotes-logo-table"
::- When he accidentally turns into a Clockodile instead of an Elf.
|[[File:GPO Logo.png|250x85px|centre|frameless|link=The Grand Paladin Order/Quotes]]
|[[File:SOD Logo.png|250x85px|centre|frameless|link=The Senate of Deadlantis/Quotes]]
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|[[File:AVZ Logo.png|250x85px|centre|frameless|link=Azveltara Z/Quotes]]
|[[File:TP Logo.png|250x85px|centre|frameless|link=The Purge/Quotes]]
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|[[File:LAG Logo.png|250x85px|centre|frameless|link=Lyn Azveltara Gaiden/Quotes]]
|[[File:TSB Logo.png|250x85px|centre|frameless|link=The Sandbolds/Quotes]]
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|[[File:GSPI Logo.png|250x85px|centre|frameless|link=Galen Sunsword: Private Investigator/Quotes]]
|[[File:TLB Logo.png|250x85px|centre|frameless|link=The Last Beenu/Quotes]]
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|[[File:ANTR Logo.png|250x85px|centre|frameless|link=A Night to Remember/Quotes]]
|[[File:TL Logo.png|250x85px|centre|frameless|link=The Lightbeards/Quotes]]
|}


* '''''"Ya guess what I snuck  around you cause I'm a theif!"'''''
==Season Four==
::- When his thievery is question.


===[[Gracias]]===
{| class="wikitable quotes-logo-table"
|[[File:TYK Logo.png|250x85px|centre|frameless|link=The Yes King/Quotes]]
|}


* '''''"If we throw water on an Elf it becomes a Kobold?"'''''
==Other==
::- When the party is strangely curious about what happens when they throw water on things.


* '''''"Blunder Bros!"'''''
{| class="wikitable quotes-logo-table"
::- Gracias personal battle cry with Philhipé when aiming their Blunderbusses/Snakehunter during combat.
|[[File:The Nuren Campaign Logo.png|250x85px|centre|frameless|link=The Nuren Campaign/Quotes]]
|[[File:AFTWD Logo.png|250x85px|centre|frameless|link=A Fate Worse than Death/Quotes]]
|}


===[[Bumbley]]===
===DeadRealms===


* '''''"Can I have my sword? You gave me rabies."'''''
{| class="wikitable quotes-logo-table"
::- To Squinks after Squinks makes a Kobold bite him.
|[[File:Moon Mission Logo.png|250x85px|centre|frameless|link=Moon Mission/Quotes]]
|[[File:Jungle Jam Logo.png|250x85px|centre|frameless|link=Jungle Jam/Quotes]]
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|[[File:Clown Clampdown Logo.png|250x85px|centre|frameless|link=Clown Clampdown/Quotes]]
|[[File:Hooligan Hustle Logo.png|250x85px|centre|frameless|link=Hooligan Hustle/Quotes]]
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|[[File:CCP Logo.png|250x85px|centre|frameless|link=The Cartwright Caper/Quotes]]
|[[File:EE Logo.png|250x85px|centre|frameless|link=The Eighth Element/Quotes]]
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|[[File:COP Logo.png|250x85px|centre|frameless|link=The Cave of Pellinberries/Quotes]]
|[[File:MKH Logo.png|250x85px|centre|frameless|link=The Mountain Kings Hall/Quotes]]
|}


* '''''"Man, you know what? Not as bad as you'd think in a butthole."'''''
===NewRealms===
::- After hiding under the Monkeyfish King's buttocks.


* '''''"K4!"'''''
{| class="wikitable quotes-logo-table"
::- After confirming that kobold number 4 is his name and title.
|[[File:Roamins Band of Paladins Preview.jpg|250x85px|centre|frameless|link=Roamin's Band of Paladins/Quotes]]
|}


== NPC Quotes ==
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===[[Nisovin]]===
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* '''''"It's a dwarf, but the beard goes on his butt."'''''
::- Explaining what a beaver is.
 
== Dialogue ==
 
:'''Yumi:''' ''"Okay, here's what we're gonna do: He's Dwarf Number Three."''
:'''Nisovin:''' ''"Why are you calling him Dwarf Number Three?"''
:'''Gracias:''' ''"Don't ask about the first two."''
::- When Bumbley is so excited to be the "first" dwarf on the team that he lets the others name him.
 
 
:'''Kobold leader:''' ''"I hate dwarves, but you guys seem to be nice. Hmm... Okay, I guess if he's not really a dwarf - cause, I mean, why would a dwarf be hanging out with gnomes? What's your name, non-dwarf?"''
:'''Bumbley:''' ''"Dwarf Number Three."''
:'''Rob:''' ''"Combat has started."''
::- When trying to negotiate safe passage through the Kobolds' cave.
 
 
:'''Gracias:''' ''"So how the heck do you guys burn down buckets of water?"''
:'''Squinks:''' ''"Well... The buckets are made out of wood, and wood burns."''
:'''Gracias:''' ''"But the water is made out of water."''
:'''Squinks:''' ''"Yeah, but the wood is made out of wood."''
:'''Yumi:''' ''"Are you like a scientist or something?"''
::- After the party lose their buckets fighting burning Kobolds.
 
 
:'''Bumbly:''' ''"And you know what, he died a... noble death?"''
:'''Yumi:''' ''"Dude got cut in half. I don't know what's really noble about that."''
::- After the death of the Monkeyfish King's son.
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Latest revision as of 21:40, 30 April 2026

This page is an index of quotes from the various URealms Live campaigns.

Season One

Season Two

Season Three

Season Four

Other

DeadRealms

NewRealms

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