The Nuren Campaign

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The Nuren Campaign
Original Air Date: March 15, 2015
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The Nuren Campaign is the pilot campaign of Unforgotten Realms Live that aired on March 15, 2015. The goal of the campaign was ultimately to fight a Dragon, but due to the pace at which the party moved, the goal became instead to defeat Bopen the Skeleton Lord. The stream was done partially for the purpose of promoting Jake Kaufman's Nuren kickstarter. [1]

Characters

Character	Race	Class	Player
Sir Spankey Themuncay	Dwarf	Lumberjack	PauseUnpause
Richard Lored	Dwarf	Bard	Jake
Penwar Lockis	Dwarf	Sorcerer	Arin
Inky	Dwarf	Paladin	Roamin
Blinky	Dwarf	Seer	Deadbones
Thanks	Dwarf	Monk	Coestar
Cawks Stompulous	Dwarf	Warrior	Justin

NPCs

Character	Race	Class
Krungore	Ogre	Unknown
Bopen	Skeleton	Necromancer
Coober	Unknown	Sorcerer
Kormac	Unknown	Paladin
Nisovin	Gnome	Sorcerer
Randall	Nimbus	None
Samantha	Unknown	Warrior

Battle Encounters

• Skeleton including a Giant Skeleton cause by Blinky's Enlarge.
• Mermaid
• Krungore the Ogre
• Endless army of Skeleton (For Sir Spankey Themuncay Bopen the Skeleton King and Kormac).

Plot Summary

A family of six brothers and a sister are hired by Nisovin and Kormac to extract the location of an abandoned dragon lair from Bopen the Skeleton Lord after they burn down the local bar during an argument about one of the wenches. However because Sir Spankey Themuncay killed their old dad Mike Jackson for being a pedophile the group immeadiotily adopts Kormac as their father and lovingly call him "New Dad." Penwar Lockis requests a piggy back ride from their New Father who is leading the group, but unfortunately this results in her being supposedly killed by an ambush of skeletons. Soon the group defeats the Skeletons and while Sir Spankey Themuncay tries to follow Kormac in pursuit of the skeletons he discourages this and tells him to guide his remaining brothers further down the path. Afterwards the group discovers that the adjacent room is filled with beautiful mermaids, when they try to talk to them however the mermaids then try to drown the party. However the battle ends with Sir Spankey Themuncay killing several mermaids with a cannonball after being enlarged to twice his normal size by Blinky. Inky casts honor chains on the final two mermaids, binding them to Sir Spankey Themuncay after Richard Lored tells them that Mermaids are indeed valuable. The party turns the corner to discover however that a giant ogre blocks their path. Sir Spankey Themuncay uses his two bound Mermaids to mount the ogre while Blinky and Inky continue to enlarge him. The rest of the party begins smoking mushrooms not noticing Sir Spankey Themuncay reaches down and snaps the whimpering ogres neck.

Trivia

• This was a Trial run and Pilot for UR live.
  • This is the first campaign that was at one point Canon, but has since become Non-Canon.
• First and only Campaign (so far) to have special guest Arin and Jake.
• It has been confirmed that Rick Snot actually created this campaign for an Unforgotten Realms game. Who he played with is unknown.

External Links

Campaign playlist on Youtube