The Blood Snake Queen

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The Blood Snake Queen
Original Air Date: Febuary 29th, 2016
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URealms Side Quest: The Blood Snake Queen is the 3rd campaign of URealms Side Quest , and it started airing on Febuary 29th, 2016. This was the first campaign to feature a special guest, Millbee, and the first to not feature one of the original 5, Justin.

Characters

Players

Character	Race	Class	Player
Belladona Anka Munchsen von Feingart	Keen Gnome	Sorcerer	Deadbones
Dob	Gravehoof Porc	Bard	Millbee
Emit Crank	Dvergr Dvergr Dwarf	Warrior	Coestar
Slippery Knuckles Malone	Keen Gnome	Berserker	Roamin

NPCs

Character	Race	Class
Job	Porc	Unknown

Battle Encounters

• A group of bandit Gnomes
• A pack of white and black Wolves

Summary

Our adventure begins with a group of mercenaries whose goal is to defeat the Blood Snake Queen. They have to pass through a clearing in a forest, cross a bridge, and enter a cave. As they enter the clearing they see a group of Gnomes at a campsite blocking the path. Both Emit Crank and SK Malone travel along the tree line to sneak attack the elves, while Dob moves off to the side to look at the trees. Belladonna decides to flank the gnomes by herself, but ends up being spotted by a nearby gemling. Dob finds a stick in the bushes and puts it in his pants to feel more a part of the group. The group launches an attack on the gnomes by using their classic totem throw strategy. Dob throws Emit, who while enlarged by Belladonna, throws SK, who bearzerks while being thrown. Sadly the bearzerk fails. Dob blinks closer to the battle and charms one of the gnomes.

Belladonna blinks into range of the gnome enemies and in a great show of power, punches a gnome twice with a fist full of lightning, and punches a hole right through his skull, killing him. Belladonna blinks once again towards the forest edge and shoots her crossbow at one of the gnomes. Emit attempts to grab one of the gnomes and throw him into the fire, but misses and grabs the dead gnome instead. SK tries to doublefrost another gnome, but does not impact them fully. The charmed gnome walks into the fire and then brings a flame to Dob to lite his stick on fire. SK uses his wellforn ruby to ram into a gnome, pushing him into the fire, and is able to do so without any harm to himself. Dob begins to run at a gnome distracting him completely with his burning stick. At this point three of the gnomes are engulfed in flames, and try their best to put it out. The gnome closest to Emit enlarges and attacks him, but Emit is barely affected. Emit then tosses the enlarged gnome onto the campfire putting it out. SK attempts to hit the enlarged gnome with doublefrost, but misses and hit's the smaller gnome next to him. SK tries to headbutt the enlarged gnome, but instead hits Dob in the back, breaking and putting out his firestick. Belladonna attempts to cast enlarge on the fire, but accidentally hits the smaller gnome. In anger, Dob attempts to punch the gnome in front of him, but fails. Then Dob commands his charmed gnome to attack one of the other gnomes.

An enlarged gnome begins to shake the tree with Belladonna in it, but she blinks out of the way and attempts to punch him with mage fist, but fails. One of the large gnomes attempts seismic slam SK, but what would have been a killing blow is prevented by Emit, through his use of chivalry. Emit is then thrown back into the fire, taking massive damage, but is able to protect SK from dying. A gnome stabs Gob to deal some damage to him. Belladonna blinks back once again and fires her crossbow into an enlarged gnome, and knocks him on top of Emit, knocking the gnome unconscious. Emit grabs the dead gnome and tosses him at the other enlarged gnome. Emit then jumps out of the fire to stop, drop, and roll. Belladonna enlarges Dob's bag of rocks so that he can do increased damage to the gnome enemies, and in turn Dob fires his slingshot at the enlarged gnome. This gnome falls unconscious from the rock. SK attacks one of the remaining gnomes with doublefrost, but cuts off his nine toes by accident, knocking him unconscious. SK then moves up to Emit and slaps him on the ass. The last gnome attempts to run away, but Belladonna begins to blink as close as she can to him. She then tackles him and knocks him unconscious. The charmed gnome turns out to actually be a pork in disguise named Job. SK recommends that the group chop off Job's arms so that he can't kill them. SK then fails to bearzerk and while Emit is grabbing Job, he turns to stone. SK chops off the right arm and Dob tries to cauterize the wound, but seals the arm closed with the stick still in it. Belladonna searches around the camp and finds the dull blade of a sword without the handle. Dob then tries to cauterize the other arm, but does so before it is cut off. Instead, he sticks the leafy branch up Job's nose. Then SK, attempting to finish the job, finishes Job by cutting his head off. Dob unknowingly, fits his dick stick into the head socket and fits it perfectly on Job's neck.

Episode Guide

WIP

#	Title	Airdate
00	Campaign Playlist
01	Character Creation - Episode 0	Feb 28, 2016
02	Episode 1	Feb 29, 2016
03	Episode 2	Mar 1, 2016
04	Episode 3	Mar 2, 2016
05	Episode 4	Mar 3, 2016

Trivia

• The URealms Wiki made an error regarding the names of two of the players. The community thought Roamin was playing Dob, and Millbee was playing Slippery Knuckles "SK" Malone.