The Nuren Campaign

The information in this article is Non-Canon.

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Air Date: March 15, 2015
The Nuren Campaign
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The Nuren Campaign is the pilot campaign of URealms Live that aired on March 15, 2015. The goal of the campaign was ultimately to fight a Dragon, but due to the pace at which the party moved, the goal became instead to defeat Bopen the Skeleton Lord. The stream was done partially for the purpose of promoting Jake Kaufman's Nuren kickstarter. [1]

Characters

Character	Race	Class	Player
Sir Spankey Themuncay	Dwarf	Lumberjack	PauseUnpause
Richard Lored	Dwarf	Bard	Jake
Penwar Lockis	Dwarf	Sorcerer	Arin
Inky	Dwarf	Paladin	Roamin
Blinky	Dwarf	Seer	Deadbones
Thanks	Dwarf	Monk	Coestar
Cawks Stompulous	Dwarf	Warrior	Justin

NPCs

Character	Race	Class
Krungore	Ogre	Unknown
Bopen	Skeleton	Necromancer
Coober	Unknown	Sorcerer
Kormac	Unknown	Paladin
Nisovin	Gnome	Sorcerer
Randall	Nimbus	None
Samantha	Unknown	Warrior

Battle Encounters

• Skeleton including a Giant Skeleton cause by Blinky's Enlarge.
• Mermaid
• Krungore the Ogre
• Endless army of Skeleton (For Sir Spankey Themuncay, Bopen the Skeleton King and Kormac).

Plot Summary

A family of six brothers and a sister are hired by Nisovin and Kormac to extract the location of an abandoned dragon lair from Bopen the Skeleton Lord after they burn down the local bar during an argument about one of the wenches. However because Sir Spankey Themuncay killed their old dad Mike Jackson for being a pedophile the group immeadiotily adopts Kormac as their father and lovingly call him "New Dad." Penwar Lockis requests a piggy back ride from their New Father who is leading the group, but unfortunately this results in her being supposedly killed by an ambush of skeletons. Soon the group defeats the Skeletons and while Sir Spankey Themuncay tries to follow Kormac in pursuit of the skeletons he discourages this and tells him to guide his remaining brothers further down the path. Afterwards the group discovers that the adjacent room is filled with beautiful mermaids, when they try to talk to them however the mermaids then try to drown the party. However the battle ends with Sir Spankey Themuncay killing several mermaids with a cannonball after being enlarged to twice his normal size by Blinky. Inky casts honor chains on the final two mermaids, binding them to Sir Spankey Themuncay after Richard Lored tells them that Mermaids are indeed valuable. The party turns the corner to discover however that a giant ogre blocks their path. Sir Spankey Themuncay uses his two bound Mermaids to mount the ogre while Blinky and Inky continue to enlarge him. The rest of the party begins smoking mushrooms not noticing Sir Spankey Themuncay reaches down and snaps the whimpering ogres neck.

Episode Guide

#	Title	Airdate
00	Campaign Playlist
01	Episode 1: Egoraptor and Jake join the table!	Mar 17, 2015
02	Episode 2: Tasty Rainbow Staff	Mar 18, 2015
03	Episode 3: Tender Moments With Randall	Mar 18, 2015
04	Episode 4: Saving New Dad	Mar 19, 2015
05	Episode 5: Playing With Fire	Mar 20, 2015
06	Episode 6: The Jumbo Skeleton	Mar 21, 2015
07	Episode 7:Dirt Diggers	Mar 22, 2015
08	Episode 8: Deceiving the Mermaids	Mar 23, 2015
09	Episode 9: Dual Wielding Mermaids	Mar 24, 2015
10	Episode 10: Pushing Forward	Mar 25, 2015
11	Episode 11: Disappointed Father	Mar 26, 2015
12	Episode 12: Blood Tasting	Mar 27, 2015
13	Episode 13: The Skeleton Horde	Mar 28, 2015
14	Finale - Episode 14: Save Yourselves!	Mar 29, 2015
15	Behind the Scenes	Mar 18, 2015

Trivia

• This was a Trial run and Pilot for UR live.
  • This is the first campaign that was at one point Canon, but has since become Non-Canon.
• This is the first Campaign to have special guest Arin and Jake.
• It has been confirmed that Rick Snot actually created this campaign for his own URealms game. Who he played with is unknown.
• The break music for this campaign was a slowed down version of The Afterblaze, a track in the OST for Mighty Switch Force 2, composed by Jake Kaufman.

External Links

rurikar's Tile album for The Nuren Campaign - Drawn byMeganzoor.