Porc

Porc
File:Happy Porc.png
Race	Porc
Hostile	Occasionally
Affiliations	The strongest Porc around
Abilities	Bloodboil
Equipment	Unknown
Capable of Speech	Yes
Weakness	Unknown
First Appearance	Porc Hunters

Porcs are large, mutated porcine humanoids.

Description

Origin

Porcs were created by submerging a standard pig into a suspiciously bubbly purple liquid. The result of the submerging is a Porc. This origin causes them to lack any family, lineage, and some common biology with other races, such as tear ducts.

Porcs can excrete this purple liquid from various orifices of their body, excluding their nipples, which, unlike standard pigs, is only a single pair. Their nipples, both their back and front ones, can lactate from both male and female Porcs. As this 'milk' is not used for breast feeding young, they often add it to their meals.

It is currently unknown where the original source of the mysterious purple liquid is located, nor is the length of time Porcs have existed. The purple liquid appeared in an ancient temple in The Dingo Isles, which was built at an unknown point in time.

Porc Culture

Most Porcs are very simple creatures, preferring to live in caves with their brethren under a strong leader. They only differentiate people by their strength, not by the person's race, gender, etc. This allows them to follow under any leader, who is strong, without question. The Porcs also attempt to emulate other races to be accepted easier. They do this by emanating purple ooze from their eye sockets to emulate tears, or by creating their own relatives from fiction sources. This emulate may be why some Porcs regard Kobolds as lesser creatures.

They are very loyal to their leader and will do anything in their power to please them. The Porcs that where under the command of Porbo lived in fear of their leader, to the point were they were not given names and simply existed to be beaten and ate by Porbo. While they were loyal to Porbo, they happily went under the command of the Elven Captain Ca-Rell once she defeated Porbo.

Porc Leaders are regarded as extremely strong and capable decision makers, leaving any Porc under their command to eagerly await their orders. Porbo and Captain Merci are notable leaders of Porcs, leading their men in battle effectively. These leaders are also known to sleep for extended periods of time. Porbo slept in his own Porc pool, while Capt. Merci slept for thirteen days at sea.

The diet of a Porc consists of eating their regurgitated bile. This causes them to prefer foods that are already similar in texture to their bile, such as Fish Yogurt or Fish Soup, which allows them to digest it without puking.

Porcs likely have a strong oral tradition, as they all seem to know the "Fuck the Kobolds" song and many aspire to be bards.

Race Cards

Card Name	Ability	Description	Image
Porc	Bloodboil	Your character has no stamina costs on his abilities or treasures.	File:Porc Bloodboil.png
Black Boar	Clawhoofs	Black Boar Porcs are immune to most knockbacks and attacks that would move your character.	File:Black Boar Clawhoofs.png
Gravehoof	Shaman's Wisdom	Gravehoofs can use two actions per turn as long as both actions don't involve directly doing damage to any target.	File:Gravehoof Shaman's Wisdom.png
Bone Tusk	Rampaging	All Bone Tusk Porcs have the Warrior Class card Charge and may use it as their move each turn.	File:Bone Tusk Rampaging.png

Former Race Abilities

Card Name	Ability	Description	Image
Porc	Bloodboil	Your character has no stamina costs on his abilities or treasures.	File:Porc Bloodboil.png
Black Boar	Keen Scent	Black Boar Porc's are born with a very strong stout that when used, can reveal living creatures within 20 spaces.	File:OldBlack Boar Clawhoofs.png
Gravehoof	Immovable	Gravehoof Porc's are immune to knockbacks and attacks that would move your character.	File:OldGravehoof Shaman's Wisdom.png

Abilities

Barf

Spit out acid at enemies to finish it off shown in Kobold Headhunters, though Burrito may have been a special case (or maybe defective, who knows?).

Notable Porcs

Black Boar:

• Octivias
• Cain
• Jormr

Gravehoof:

• Merci
• Jakelad
• Popo
• Dob

Bone Tusk:

• Porbo
• McCoy

Unknown:

• Burrito
• Steve I

Trivia

• The Porc race was invented by combining the common race in other fantasy settings, Orc, with Pigs, thus creating the name (and pun) 'Porc.'
• Porcs are known to sing a lot.
• Porcs are the most prominent race in The Cult of Bones, and Gravehoof Porcs have the natural ability to be Ageless.
• Porc is the only race up to date to not have a female character known.
• Porcs' puke tastes like tartar sauce.
• Porcs are one of the races created by Thor. They were created when Thor vomited on Wild Pigs which transformed them into Porcs.
• Porcs have no genetalia.