Jakelad

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Jakelad
Race	Porc
Cornerstone	Unknown
Class	bard
Gender	Female
Affiliations	The Cult of Bones formerly:Crew Member of the Bocoe
Status	Deceased
Portrayed By	Rob
First Appearance	The Jewel of the Dingo Isles
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Jakelad is a Gravehoof Porc Bard who is part of Captain Merci's Crew during The Jewel of the Dingo Isles campaign. She is the lookout of the Bocoe and sings whenever there is danger.

Characteristics

She believes in the un-dead gods of the sea as a member of the Bone Cult, and does not like Kobolds. He loves singing, and shows great racism towards Kobolds in many of his songs. This pleases Captain Merci very much, as such he says that he can't have Jakelad doing anything but signing all the time.

Songs

Fuck the Kobolds

Timestamp: https://youtube.com/watch?v=eYXzQ3Sb_R0=16m35s

Lyrics:
There once was a captain who was a porc
And he was the greatest porc
The captain sailed the seven seas of porc
He's the captain porc

Fuck the kobolds, let the porcs
Live forever, let's drown the kobolds
Fuck the captain, fuck - I mean fuck the kobolds
Long live the captain

Jakelad the bard!

Note: Captain Merci liked this song so much he said that Jakelad would get extra wages for it.

Coast is Clear Song

Timestamp: https://youtube.com/watch?v=eYXzQ3Sb_R0=18m36s

Lyrics:
Fuck the kobolds, the coast is clear
I hope the kobolds die first
Fuck the kobolds, I don't see land

I hope... *

*Note: Captain Merci cuts Jakelad off here with: "Make sure those cannons are spick and span." Jakelad really likes those lyrics and want to add them to his song. Captain Merci says they are perfect and to add them. One can assume from this that this is how the song would continue or end, but there is no confirmation for this. Also note that likely the original song ended with 'the kobolds die first', as that seems to be the established pattern in the song."

Harpies are Coming

Timestamp: https://youtube.com/watch?v=eYXzQ3Sb_R0=24m5s

Lyrics:
I just saw a swarm of harpies
Coming to attack the ship
We should get below deck
Or else we'll probably die

Belongings

Treasures

• Winter Coat of Protection

Items

• Cutlass
• Flintlock

RP Items

• Dvergr Rope
• Spellblade Pasta Bread

Fate

Jakelad was killed by Kinnie Boots after he revealed to be apart of the Order of Bones and tried to betray the crew.

Trivia

• During the stream DeadBones had joked that Jake had a twitter account for his' charm ability. A fan later created the account @Jake_Thelad.
• He was a Cultist of Bones in disguise, and went anti-party when the Behemoth attacked.
• His best and only song is extremely offensive to Kobolds