The Jewel of the Dingo Isles/Quotes

This is a selection of quotes from The Jewel of the Dingo Isles campaign.

Player Quotes

Rob

• "For some reason your saber has a +2 bonus against doors."

- Rob trying to repair the mistake of forgetting to bring items over to the next map.

• "Any situations you hit a 1 near puppies, is gonna hurt puppies."

- Warning the team not to roll 1's.

• "This is my favorite encounter yet!"

- While trying his best to kill the puppies and laughing himself to death.

• "These puppies aren't the right scale. Let me shrink them down a bit."

- Rob trying to make the puppies fall through the grates.

Merci

• "Did you let Octivias squirt some of his yoghurt in your mouth?"

- Asking why the crew took so long to assemble.

• "Weigh anchor, boys!"

- When using the skill of the same name.

McCoy

• "Oh yeah, the boat!"

- When forgetting the boat does not steer itself.

Kinney Boots

• "Tears don't make good seasoning, smiles do."

- Deadbones explaining why chefs are happy, not sad.

• "Buckle buddies!"

- Kinney to whomever she is buckled to.

• "Buckle puppies!"

- When buckling a puppy to herself.

• "Guess what Jake's getting shoved up his ass? It's a fucking electric mace!"

-While trying to kill Jakelad.

Jo Krysstal

• "Dude, I did a damn 'Flipsy Floo'!"

-After it's suggested they try leaving the temple again.

Dialogue

Jakelad: "Hey Captain, knock-knock."

Merci: "Who's there?"

Rob: "Combat has started."

- Rob starting the harpy combat.

Deadbones: "We don't know how many arms it has!"

Roamin: "Well I know it has two less!"

- Deadbones and Roamin arguing about how to fight the Behemoth.

Deadbones: "Why can I not just pick up the basket?"

Rob: "You can try that, yeah."

[Silence]

Deadbones: "I'm just gonna grab two puppies!"

- When the team is trying to save three puppies from fire.

Jo: "Alright. Guys, I don't think we can leave."

Kinney: "Well...welcome to our new home everybody!"

Jo: "I think that was the best chance I had of getting out of here."

Kinney: "Let's make it feel like home, yeah?"

Jo: "Let's go deeper, maybe we'll find some shit. Come on!"

McCoy: [To Jo] "Squid hi-5!"

Jo: [To McCoy] "Uh, no."

Kinney: "Capitan?"

Merci: "That looked like our best possible shot."

Kinney: "Capitan?"

Merci: "Let's just go in there."

Octivias: [Talking over others] "Captain I have an idea."

Merci: "Hold on, one at a damn time!"

Octivias: "I have an idea!"

Merci: "First, go 'Skinny'."

Kinney: [Surprised] "What? No. Let the Porc talk. I don't fuckin...whatever..."

Merci: "Alright. What do you want Octivias?"

Octivias: "What if we try it again, but with the other statue to try to get past it this time."

Jo: [Angrily] "Dude, I did a damn 'Flippsy Floo' and I didn't get through that!"

Octivias: "Yeah, but you're not a Porc, you're a Kobold. Maybe you're just too slow...and fat..."

Jo: [Hurt] "Woooooww."

[Short pause]

Merci: "He might be right about that."

[Rob laughs]

Merci: [Quickly] "Let's try um..." [Merci leaves]

Jo: [Shocked and hurt] "Wooooooowwww."

McCoy: [To Jo] "Yeah, you really went to town on that fish yogurt."

Jo: [Angrily] "That's it! I'm done!" [Jo leaves]

McCoy: "I mean come on, stop when you're full dude." [McCoy follows Jo]

[Short Pause]

[Octivias leaves]

Kinney: "I hate every single one of you people." [Kinney leaves]

-The team trying to figure out what to do next after Jo fails to get past a Temple Guardian.