Porc

Porc
File:Happy Porc.png
Race	Porc
Hostile	Occasionally
Affiliations	The strongest Porc around
Equipment	Unknown
Capable of Speech	Yes
Weakness	Unknown
First Appearance	Porc Hunters

Porcs are large, mutate porcine humanoids. They are the most unique out of the races, being created by a pig being tossed into a pool of purple liquid that they excrete.

Description

Origin

Porcs were one of the many races created by the Divine Thor. They are created by submerging a standard pig into a bubbly, putplr liquid. The result is a Porc. This original causes them to any family, lineage and some common biology with other races, such as tear ducts and reproductive organs.

Porcs can excrete this purple liquid from various orifices of their body, excluding their nipples, which, unlike standard pigs, have a pair on the front and on their back. Their nipples can lactate a "milk" that is used in meals such as Fish Yogurt.

Porc Culture

Most Porcs are very simple creatures, preferring to live in caves with their brethren under a strong leader. They only differentiate people by their strength, not by the person's race, gender, etc. This allows them to follow under any leader, who is strong, without question. The Porcs also attempt to emulate other races to be accepted easier. They do this by emanating purple ooze from their eye sockets to emulate tears, or by creating their own relatives from fiction sources. This emulate may be why some Porcs regard Kobolds as lesser creatures.

They are very loyal to their leader and will do anything in their power to please them. The Porcs that where under the command of Porbo lived in fear of their leader, to the point were they were not given names and simply existed to be beaten and ate by Porbo. While they were loyal to Porbo, they happily went under the command of the Elven Captain Ca-Rell once she defeated Porbo.

Porc Leaders are regarded as extremely strong and capable decision makers, leaving any Porc under their command to eagerly await their orders. Porbo and Captain Merci are notable leaders of Porcs, leading their men in battle effectively. These leaders are also known to sleep for extended periods of time. Porbo slept in his own Porc pool, while Capt. Merci slept for thirteen days at sea.

The diet of a Porc consists of eating their regurgitated bile. This causes them to prefer foods that are already similar in texture to their bile, such as Fish Yogurt or Fish Soup, which allows them to digest it without puking.

Porcs likely have a strong oral tradition, as they all seem to know the "Fuck the Kobolds" song and many aspire to be bards.

Porcine People

Black Boar

Black Boar Porcs, unlike most other Porcs have dark skin, and are much larger. They also have clawed hooves that allow them to grip better, so they don't get knocked around as much, especially due to their size.

Bone Tusk

Bone Tusk Porcs are the standard Porcs, they can get worked up into a rampage, and charge around, but most of the time they live in caves, in tribes.

Gravehoof

Gravehooves are often Shamans, who control the dead. Most undergo a ceremony to become Ageless, so they can live forever, and then they raise more skeletons to serve them.

Cards

Race Cards

• Porc - Enduring
• Black Boar - Clawhoof
• Bone Tusk - Rampaging
• Gravehoof - Shaman's Wisdom

Companion Cards

• Companion Porc

Abilities

Acidic Barf

A Porc by the name of Burrito has been shown to have the ability to barf up his purple liquid in the form of acid to finish off enemies.

Notable Porcs

Black Boar:

• Octivias
• Cain
• Jormr

Gravehoof:

• Merci
• Jakelad
• Popo
• Dob

Bone Tusk:

• Porbo
• McCoy

Unknown:

• Burrito
• Steve I
• Papi Pombo

Trivia

• The Porc race was invented by combining the common race in other fantasy settings, Orc, with Pigs, thus creating the name (and pun) 'Porc.'
• Porcs are known to sing a lot.
• Porcs are the most prominent race in the Cult of Bones, and Gravehoof Porcs have the natural ability to be Ageless.
• Porc is the only race up to date to not have a female character known.
• Porcs' puke tastes like tartar sauce.
• Porcs are one of the races created by Thor. They were created when Thor vomited on Wild Pigs which transformed them into Porcs.
• Porcs have no genetalia.