The Jewel of the Dingo Isles/Quotes

This is a selection of quotes from The Jewel of the Dingo Isles campaign.

Dialogue

Jakelad: "Hey Captain, knock-knock."

Merci: "Who's there?"

Rob: "Combat has started."

- Rob starting the harpy combat.

Deadbones: "We don't know how many arms it has!"

Roamin: "Well I know it has two less!"

- Deadbones and Roamin arguing about how to fight the Behemoth.

Deadbones: "Why can I not just pick up the basket?"

Rob: "You can try that, yeah."

[Silence]

Deadbones: "I'm just gonna grab two puppies!"

- When the team is trying to save three puppies from fire.

Jo: "Alright. Guys, I don't think we can leave."

Kinney: "Well...welcome to our new home everybody!"

Jo: "I think that was the best chance I had of getting out of here."

Kinney: "Let's make it feel like home, yeah?"

Jo: "Let's go deeper, maybe we'll find some shit. Come on!"

McCoy: [To Jo] "Squid hi-5!"

Jo: [To McCoy] "Uh, no."

Kinney: "Capitan?"

Merci: "That looked like our best possible shot."

Kinney: "Capitan?"

Merci: "Let's just go in there."

Octivias: [Talking over others] "Captain I have an idea."

Merci: "Hold on, one at a damn time!"

Octivias: "I have an idea!"

Merci: "First, go 'Skinny'."

Kinney: [Surprised] "What? No. Let the Porc talk. I don't fuckin...whatever..."

Merci: "Alright. What do you want Octivias?"

Octivias: "What if we try it again, but with the other statue to try to get past it this time."

Jo: [Angrily] "Dude, I did a damn 'Flippsy Floo' and I didn't get through that!"

Octivias: "Yeah, but you're not a Porc, you're a Kobold. Maybe you're just too slow...and fat..."

Jo: [Hurt] "Woooooww."

[Short pause]

Merci: "He might be right about that."

[Rob laughs]

Merci: [Quickly] "Let's try um..." [Merci leaves]

Jo: [Shocked and hurt] "Wooooooowwww."

McCoy: [To Jo] "Yeah, you really went to town on that fish yogurt."

Jo: [Angrily] "That's it! I'm done!" [Jo leaves]

McCoy: "I mean come on, stop when you're full dude." [McCoy follows Jo]

[Short Pause]

[Octivias leaves]

Kinney: "I hate every single one of you people." [Kinney leaves]

-The team trying to figure out what to do next after Jo fails to get past a Temple Guardian.