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This page is an index of '''quotes''' from the various [[URealms Live]] [[campaigns]].
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=== Player Quotes ===
===[[Rob]]===


* '''''"Guys, I've tried so hard to affect these guys with rabies, it just ain't happening."'''''
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::- Rob, talking to the Twitch chat.


* '''''"Damn it, I was gonna double-infect him."'''''
==Season One==
::- After rolling a 2 when trying to infect Bumbley with rabies a second time.


* '''''"I know there is a 5 percent chance that this actually happens... Fuck me!"'''''
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::- Deadbones rolls a 20 and gets to charm the Gemlord.
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|[[File:JDI Logo.png|x75px|centre|frameless|link=The Jewel of the Dingo Isles/Quotes]]
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|[[File:TSS Logo.png|x85px|centre|frameless|link=The Sunswords/Quotes]]
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===[[Yumi]]===
==Season Two==


* '''''"Running into a place to wait and die just seems like it kinda sucks."'''''
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::- On the idea of hiding in a small alcove when chased by Elfs.
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===[[Squinks]]===
==Season Three==
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* '''''"This is not what I had in mind."'''''
==Season Four==
::- When he accidentally turns into a Clockodile instead of an Elf.
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* '''''"Ya guess what I snuck  around you cause I'm a theif!"'''''
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::- When his thievery is question.
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===[[Gracias]]===
 
* '''''"If we throw water on an Elf it becomes a Kobold?"'''''
::- When the party is strangely curious about what happens when they throw water on things.
 
* '''''"Blunder Bros!"'''''
::- Gracias personal battle cry with Philhipé when aiming their Blunderbusses/Snakehunter during combat.
 
===[[Bumbley]]===
 
* '''''"Can I have my sword? You gave me rabies."'''''
::- To Squinks after Squinks makes a Kobold bite him.
 
* '''''"Man, you know what? Not as bad as you'd think in a butthole."'''''
::- After hiding under the Monkeyfish King's buttocks.
 
* '''''"K4!"'''''
::- After confirming that kobold number 4 is his name and title.
 
== NPC Quotes ==
===[[Nisovin]]===
 
* '''''"It's a dwarf, but the beard goes on his butt."'''''
::- Explaining what a beaver is.
 
== Dialogue ==
 
:'''Yumi:''' ''"Okay, here's what we're gonna do: He's Dwarf Number Three."''
:'''Nisovin:''' ''"Why are you calling him Dwarf Number Three?"''
:'''Gracias:''' ''"Don't ask about the first two."''
::- When Bumbley is so excited to be the "first" dwarf on the team that he lets the others name him.
 
 
:'''Kobold leader:''' ''"I hate dwarves, but you guys seem to be nice. Hmm... Okay, I guess if he's not really a dwarf - cause, I mean, why would a dwarf be hanging out with gnomes? What's your name, non-dwarf?"''
:'''Bumbley:''' ''"Dwarf Number Three."''
:'''Rob:''' ''"Combat has started."''
::- When trying to negotiate safe passage through the Kobolds' cave.
 
 
:'''Gracias:''' ''"So how the heck do you guys burn down buckets of water?"''
:'''Squinks:''' ''"Well... The buckets are made out of wood, and wood burns."''
:'''Gracias:''' ''"But the water is made out of water."''
:'''Squinks:''' ''"Yeah, but the wood is made out of wood."''
:'''Yumi:''' ''"Are you like a scientist or something?"''
::- After the party lose their buckets fighting burning Kobolds.
 
 
:'''Bumbly:''' ''"And you know what, he died a... noble death?"''
:'''Yumi:''' ''"Dude got cut in half. I don't know what's really noble about that."''
::- After the death of the Monkeyfish King's son.
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=== Player Quotes ===
===[[Rob]]===
 
*"'''''Goddamned gem.'''''"
::- After the players repeatedly use the Wellforn Ruby to move great distances.
 
===[[Ca-Rell]]===
 
*"'''''Theta Squad, strike!'''''"
::- When ordering her squad to move out or commence an attack.
 
===[[DeNada]]===
*"'''''I'm gonna summon a Shit Lord.'''''"
::- When ordering her squad to move out or commence an attack.
 
===[[Elmar]]===
 
*"'''''One man's fault is another man's ..."'' [leaves]'''
::- When blamed by Rob for creating the flame spirit.
 
===[[Templeton Barringster]]===
 
*"'''''I'm not getting anything for saving my brother?!'''''"
::- When told by Captain Ca-Rell that he is the only squad member that will not get a pay raise.
 
== NPC Quotes ==
 
 
== Dialogue ==
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=== Player Quotes ===
 
===[[Rob]]===
 
*'''''"For some reason your saber has a +2 bonus against doors."'''''
::- Rob trying to repair the mistake of forgetting to bring items over to the next map.
 
*'''''"Any situations you hit a 1 near puppies, is gonna hurt puppies."'''''
::- Warning the team not to roll 1's.
 
*'''''"This is my favorite encounter yet!"'''''
::- While trying his best to kill the puppies and laughing himself to death.
 
*'''''"These puppies aren't the right scale. Let me shrink them down a bit."'''''
::- Rob trying to make the puppies fall through the grates.
 
===[[Merci]]===
 
*'''''"Did you let Octivias squirt some of his yogurt in your mouth?"'''''
::- Asking why the crew took so long to assemble.
 
*'''''"Weigh anchor, boys!"'''''
::- When using the skill of the same name.
 
===[[McCoy]]===
 
*'''''"Oh yeah, the boat!"'''''
::- When forgetting the boat does not steer itself.
 
===[[Kinney Boots]]===
 
* '''''"Tears don't make good seasoning, smiles do."'''''
::- Deadbones explaining why chefs are happy, not sad.
 
* '''''"Buckle buddies!"'''''
::- Kinney to whomever she is buckled to.
 
*'''''"Buckle puppies!"'''''
::- When buckling a puppy to herself.
 
*'''''"Guess what Jake's getting shoved up his ass? It's a fucking electric mace!"'''''
::-While trying to kill Jakelad.
 
===[[Jo Krysstal]]===
 
* '''''"Dude, I did a damn 'Flipsy Floo'!"'''''
::-After it's suggested they try leaving the temple again.
 
== NPC Quotes ==
 
 
== Dialogue ==
 
:'''Jakelad:''' ''"Hey Captain, knock-knock."''
:'''Merci:''' ''"Who's there?"''
:'''Rob:''' ''"Combat has started."''
::- Rob starting the harpy combat.
 
 
:'''Deadbones:''' ''"We don't know how many arms it has!"''
:'''Roamin:''' ''"Well I know it has two less!"''
::- Deadbones and Roamin arguing about how to fight the [[Behemoth]].
 
 
:'''Deadbones:''' ''"Why can I not just pick up the basket?"''
:'''Rob:''' ''"You can try that, yeah."''
:[Silence]
:'''Deadbones:''' ''"I'm just gonna grab two puppies!"''
::- When the team is trying to save three puppies from fire.
 
 
:'''Jo:''' ''"Alright. Guys, I don't think we can leave."''
:'''Kinney:''' ''"Well...welcome to our new home everybody!"''
:'''Jo:''' ''"I think that was the best chance I had of getting out of here."''
:'''Kinney:''' ''"Let's make it feel like home, yeah?"''
:'''Jo:''' ''"Let's go deeper, maybe we'll find some shit. Come on!"''
:'''McCoy:''' [To Jo] ''"Squid hi-5!"''
:'''Jo:''' [To McCoy] ''"Uh, no."''
:'''Kinney:''' ''"Capitan?"''
:'''Merci:''' ''"That looked like our best possible shot."''
:'''Kinney:''' ''"Capitan?"''
:'''Merci:''' ''"Let's just go in there."''
:'''Octivias:''' [Talking over others] ''"Captain I have an idea."''
:'''Merci:''' ''"Hold on, one at a damn time!"''
:'''Octivias:''' ''"I have an idea!"''
:'''Merci:''' ''"First, go 'Skinny'."''
:'''Kinney:''' [Surprised] ''"What? No. Let the Porc talk. I don't fuckin...whatever..."''
:'''Merci:''' ''"Alright. What do you want Octivias?"''
:'''Octivias:''' ''"What if we try it again, but with the other statue to try to get past it this time."''
:'''Jo:''' [Angrily] ''"Dude, I did a damn 'Flippsy Floo' and I didn't get through that!"''
:'''Octivias:''' ''"Yeah, but you're not a Porc, you're a Kobold. Maybe you're just too slow...and fat..."''
:'''Jo:''' [Hurt] ''"Woooooww."''
:[Short pause]
:'''Merci:''' ''"He might be right about that."''
:[Rob laughs]
:'''Merci:''' [Quickly] ''"Let's try um..."'' [Merci leaves]
:'''Jo:''' [Shocked and hurt] ''"Wooooooowwww."''
:'''McCoy:''' [To Jo] ''"Yeah, you really went to town on that fish yogurt."''
:'''Jo:''' [Angrily] ''"That's it! I'm done!"'' [Jo leaves]
:'''McCoy:''' ''"I mean come on, stop when you're full dude."'' [McCoy follows Jo]
: [Short Pause]
: [Octivias leaves]
:'''Kinney:''' ''"I hate every single one of you people."'' [Kinney leaves]
::- The team trying to figure out what to do next after Jo fails to get past a Temple Guardian.
 
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=== Player Quotes ===
 
===[[Rob]]===
 
===[[Warren]]===
 
===[[Terrence]]===
*'''''"Madelyne! Guess what?! We both have holes I wanna fill now!"'''''
::''- After losing one of his eyes.''
 
===[[Pryor]]===
*'''''"Like I said; we don't want any!"'''''
::''- To Willis after they have taken Pattenborrow's home.''
 
===[[Madelyne]]===
 
===[[Desnuttes]]===
*'''''"What?"'''''
::''- Desnutes is absent minded because he's tripping on swammies.''
 
===[[Dankie]]===
*'''''"We're only supposed to run upstairs if there's a fire."'''''
::''- Dankie describing their escape plan.''
 
*'''''"I don't stink so."'''''
::''- Dankie not wanting to work with a Kobold that he thinks is a dwarf.
 
*'''''"Sneak attack on this dwarf from behind!"'''''
::''- Dankie trying to attack a Kobold.''
 
*'''''"Eeh-haw."'''''
::''- Coe expressing his feelings on having the first character death in the series.''
 
== NPC Quotes ==
*'''''"I don't think so."'''''
::''- Pattenborrow Threecircle''
 
*'''''"I don't think so."'''''
::''- Willis.''
 
*'''''"There will come a day when you need me inside of you."'''''
::''- Pattenborrow Threecircle''
 
== Dialogue ==
:'''Warren:''' ''"Hey Madelyne, it's Warren."''
:'''Terrence:''' ''"And Terrence!"''
:'''Madelyne:''' ''"What do you want, Warren?"''
:'''Terrence:''' ''"And Terrence!!"''
:'''Madelyne:''' ''[Annoyed] "What do you want, Warren?"''
::- When Warren is going to convince Madelyne to come downstairs.
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=== Player Quotes ===
 
===[[Rob]]===
*'''''"You are going to regret that."'''''
::''- Rob as NPC's at the end of every conversation he has with the players.''
 
*'''''"Hey! Get out of here! This is a private delusional state that Deadbones is in."'''''
::''- When Justin enters the conversation between Kallark and Carlos with his puppet.''
 
*'''''"Oh, that was very impactful."'''''
::''- After rolling a 19, and proceeding not to tell what the roll was for.''
 
===[[Kallark]]===
*'''''"Well, you're going to regret not getting in the cage."'''''
::''- After being told by Mormo that Kallark will regret his action.''
 
*'''''"Yeah, you're pretty much the Voice in the Sky in fox form."'''''
::''- To Carlos when he breaks the meta.''
 
===[[Xavius]]===
*'''''"I just saw your lips moving; clearly you were talking."'''''
::''- When Rob is using Ian to say something out of character.''
 
===[[Bob]]===
*'''''"Get away from my pockets!"'''''
::''- When Goggles is trying to "borrow" a treasure from Bob.''
 
===[[Dave]]===
 
== NPC Quotes ==
 
== Dialogue ==
:'''Bob:''' ''"Hey!"''
:'''Rebooc:''' ''"Koboold!"''
:'''Bob:''' ''"I don't play that game, kobold."''
:'''Rebooc:''' ''Kobooold!"''
:'''Bob:''' ''"Ko... I don't play that game!"''
:'''Rebooc:''' ''"Kobooold!"''
:'''Bob:''' ''"I refuse to play this game."''
:'''Rebooc:''' ''"Kobooold! Kobooold! Koboold!"''
:''[Silence]''
:'''Justin:''' ''"What... what am I doing here?"''
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=== Player Quotes ===
 
===[[Rob]]===
*'''''"But Coe wanted to bang Deadbones!"'''''
::''- Explaining the encounter of receiving the Tambock Ticket from the character Nate's girlfriend.''
 
===[[Thea Mazing]]===
*'''''"You know, Roamin's real name is Dave."'''''
::''- Explaining why Roamin's stories always are fan fiction about Deadbones.''
 
*'''''"Yes."'''''
::-Speaking in Abrakadab.
 
===[[Nate Tack]]===
*'''''"I'm totally ready to go straight in a straight line."'''''
::''- The team is discussing how to sneak past the guards.''
 
*'''''"We should check for hidden vases."'''''
::''- When the team starts to doubt that the vase in front of them is the one they are looking for.''
 
*'''[Looks at Neena] ''"It's not that hard. I got it."'''''
::''- Mocking Neena for breaking the vase they were after.''
 
*'''''"Oh! I have this vase in my hands suddenly. Uuh...."'''''
::''- The team forgets who is holding the vase.''
 
===[[Darius]]===
*'''''"Can I disguise myself as an invisible person?'''''"
::''- Roamin trying to sneak past some guards.''
 
*'''''"Oh! You wanna start making assumptions with Rob, you do that. That's your funeral."'''''
::''- When the rest of the team thinks it is evident that they are sneaking since it is a sneak campaign.''
 
*'''''"I'm the Mayor."'''''
::''- When he was Disguise as the museum curator but one of the guard thinks he's the mayor.''
 
 
*'''''"There's no way I can fuck this up!"'''''
::''- Right before Roamin rolls a 1.''
 
===[[Neena Brando]]===
*'''''"Did I have sex with a ghost?!"'''''
::''- After one of Darius' absurd and confusing stories.''
 
== NPC Quotes ==
===[[Mona]]===
*'''''"Hold on let me get my Pipe."'''''
::''- Every time she make a conversation.''
 
===[[Romulus]]===
*'''''"Omally you swine, I'm going to destory you!."'''''
::''- When Neena switch places with Romulus using the Vampire locket and Facing off Omally.''
 
== Dialogue ==
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=== Player Quotes ===
 
===[[Rob]]===
*'''''"Also, [[Roamin]], he has no name."
::''— [[Rob]], when telling Roamin about [[No Name]]''
===[[Kopie Ren]]===
*'''[Coe's dog barks]'' "I'm gonna get that wolf right now!"'''''
::''- The team talking about the mission to kill the wolf.''
 
*'''''"Banditing starts at conception."
::''- Explaining how babies can be bandits as soon as they are born.''
 
*'''''"As my grammy used to say: 'Always put your eggs in the same basket'."'''''
::''- Quoting her grandmother.''
 
*'''''"Noted. I'm going to transform."'''''
::''- After getting warned he might risk hitting his team if he transforms.''
 
*'''''"Knock Knock. Wrastlin has now commenced"'''''
::''- Charging blindly into battle.''
 
===[[Noxel]]===
*'''''"It's a good brand."'''''
::''- Giving a straw to Kopie.''
 
*'''''"Didn't get that last part."'''''
::''- Hearing Romulus trying to call for help through his death gurgling.''
 
*'''''"Now the first thing about being a berserker some people are born into it, some people can learn it."'''''
::''- When teaching No Name about berserker.''
 
*'''''"This isn't about 'we'. This is about me!"'''''
::''- Making a decision that only helps him.''
 
===[[Jack Krystaal]]===
*'''''Are you gonna serk off?'''''
::''- When Nox and Kopie are naked in front of each other.''
 
*'''''I'm the greatest fucking liar!?'''''
::''- When rolling a twenty for how good of a liar he is.''
 
===[[Romulus]]===
*'''''"Can I tun into a fart?"'''''
::''- Trying to escape from the frog's belly.''
 
*'''''"I feel the anus is easier to go for than the nose"'''''
::''- DeadBones planing the escape from the cowfrog.''
 
 
*'''''"As my Granddaddy used to say..."'''''
::''- When DeadBones give word of advice.''
 
== NPC Quotes ==
===[[Burrito]]===
*''''"I'm a shiny porc shiny shiny porc."'''''
::''- After Jack Crystal oil him up''
===[[No Name]]===
*''''"(Heavy Breathing)"'''''
::''- No Name try to breath''
 
*''''"Carrizem is also an emotion. It's the emotion of great frustration and confusion."'''''
::''- Karazzeem explaining one of the meanings of the word.''
 
*''''"I never said that."'''''
::''- Romulus's Grandfather repeatedly denying he said a proverb''
 
== Dialogue ==
:'''Karazzeem:''' ''"You will slay the man who has slayed your grandaddy?"''
:'''Romulus:''' ''"I will take his life!"''
:'''Karazzeem:''' ''"You will restore honour to Karazeem. I Karazzeem say this."''
:'''Romulus:''' ''"You Karazzeem.... my cara... No, wait! Who's Karizem again?"''
:'''Karazzeem:''' ''"I am Karazzeem, from Karazeem."''
:'''Romulus:''' ''"Okey. So I am restoring faith to Karazeem, the place, not to you, Karazzeem?"''
:'''Karazzeem:''' ''"Yes, not to me. No, I am indifferent. I'm just your friend."''
::- Romulus talking about avenging his grandfather.
 
 
:'''Karazzeem:''' ''"The thing is going to happen at noon."''
:'''Romulus:''' ''"Why are we being so coy about this? There is nobody listening."''
:'''Karazzeem:''' ''"I am not being coy! Why you think I being coy?!"''
:'''Romulus:''' ''"I think you're being coy 'cause you keep saying 'The Thing' instead of saying the thing."''
:'''Karazzeem:''' ''"Why, we should... we should not, no! Karazzeem don't talk about 'The Thing'."''
:'''Romulus:''' ''"Not out in the open. I get it."''
:'''Karazzeem:''' ''"Well, I mean... You know what they call 'The Thing', right?"''
:'''Romulus:''' ''"They call 'The Thing' 'The Forbidden Thing'."
:'''Karazzeem:''' ''"No, they call it 'Crzm'."''
:'''Romulus:''' ''"They call it 'Crzm'."''
:'''Karazzeem:''' ''"Crzm! That's why I will not talk about it! I will not say that word! I, Karazzeem, will not say this word!"''
::- Romulus trying to find out what "The Thing" is.
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This page is an index of quotes from the various URealms Live campaigns.

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Season Three
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