The Unseen Rogues

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The Unseen Rogues
Original Air Date: July 25th, 2015
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The Unseen Rogues is the sixth official campaign of Unforgotten Realms Live, which aired on July 25th, 2015. In the campaign, a group of teenage dwarves sneak through a dwarven city.

Characters

Players

Character	Race	Class	Player
Nate Tack	Dvergr Dvergr	Cabalist	Coestar
Darius	Dvergr Dvergr	Bard	Roamin
Neena Brando	Tall Dwarf	Puppeteer	Deadbones
Thea Mazing	Tall Dwarf	Magician	Justin

NPCs

Character	Race	Class
Mona	Dwarf	Unknown
Chase	Dwarf	Monk
Squinks	Keen Gnome	Bard
Lester	Dwarf	Monk
Omally	Dwarf	Monk
Omally's Master	Kobold	Monk

Plot Summary

The campaign starts out with the ambiguously defined group breaking into a museum they have been scoping out for weeks. The task issued by their "grandmother" Mona is to steal a vase from the museum. The party sneaks through the first lobby with Thea Mazing tripping most of the time. Then, the group having a vague plan and clashing suggestions, consequently, they decide to make Darius disguise as the museum's curator to distract the guard at the next lobby. Darius's disguise -- though mediocre -- was able to swindle the guard leaving Thea to combat because she was still entering the hall when the guard went to the "explosion." The party, was able to reach the vase to be stolen. However, with an amazing epiphany from "the voice in the sky" Darius was able to discern that the vase presented to them is not the real vase, rather the real vase is placed adjacent to the fake one near the kids section. While Nate Tack, Neena Brando and Darius are enjoying the sight of the vase and are starting to steal it, Thea Mazing is still stuck in combat battling against one guard while being a flock of ravens.

Next, Neena Barndo tried to pick up the vase, but it slipped and it shattered into pieces spilling onto the floor a lavender-smelling liquid. The party, left perplexed decided to fool Mona by stealing the fake vase. Nate picks up the vase and mockingly teases Neena because of her carelessness. The three exit the museum through the main door and go through a local restaurant while waiting for Thea. Thea, after battling against the guard, rushes to the main door to catch up with the party. However, the liquid spilled on the floor allures her and she decides to lick it. Consequently, Thea Mazing trembles and succumbs into a "dream." In Thea's dream, Omally the leader of the Unseen Rouges is baffled by Thea's abrupt presence. He asks Thea to prove her existence and Thea concedes by presenting a magic trick, which surprisingly was successful. Omally jokes about the liquid, telling her that it was an immortality fluid of some sort but later reveals the truth. The truth is, Omally wants Thea Mazing to kill Mona.

After waking, Thea catches up with the gang in a restaurant after six hours of slumber. Thea, struggles in explaining to the bewildered party her experience because she is not fluent in the common tongue, rather, her native language is Abracadab, the language of the magicians. The language is said to be telepathic but while a conversation brews within the minds of the persons involved, the people who cannot understand only hear "Yes." Afterwards, they proceed to Mona's house but are ambushed by members of the Unseen Rogues. Chase the "leader" of the gang converses with the party and reveals his sexual relationship with Neena Brando, who admits that she has slept with everyone in the town except for Darius. Chase challenges Nate to a fist fight which turns horribly wrong when Darius, who was at the time a flock of ravens, dropped and broke the vase and when Squinks enters the picture. The party combats against the gang and Squinks who suddenly appears from nowhere. Darius reveals himself to be a coward and avoids combat even if unnecessary. After Chase and his sidekicks have been defeated, Squinks runs away. Lester, one of Chase's fiends, decides to join the party who agrees.

The party meets Mona who knows that the vase has been shattered. Suddenly, Nate's "girlfriend" enters the house and discovers Nate and Neena doing the deed. She becomes angry but Thea asks her what's the matter and because of her kindness, the girlfriend gives Thea a ticket to Tambok. Neena and Nate's intimate and steamy business is interrupted by the Hat Rats leaving Nate to be unsatisfied because climax has not yet been reached. One by one, the party destroys the Hat Rats and succeeds. After combat, Darius finds a saxophone that sounds like a train on the floor and adds it to his Bard band instruments.

Then, Lester invites the party to a heist. While waiting for dusk, Thea and Lester, both fluent in Abracadab decide to marry in a local Tim Horton's. Lester makes a ring from Jello-Ale, Nate the Cabalist marries them and Darius the Bard plays them a romantic tune. AFter the marriage, they start the heist. Lester tells them that Omally hid gold behind a painting of a nude Kobold lady. The party struggles to sneak and discovers that all guards are focused on the Kobold painting. Ultimately, combat starts with Thea proving her strength once again. Nate tries to grab the painting and cuts it in half while the party fills their pockets with gold. Suddenly, Neena finds a Vampire locket and falls unconscious.

Next, Omally's subordinates capture the gang and brought them into his lair. Omally discovers Lester's betrayal and battles the party. Neena disappears and a giant Kobold (who is believed to be Omally's master) fights Omally. During combat, Lester dies, leaving to Thea his wealth and Darius who peed himself after trying to transform into stone-form died as well but was ressurected by Thea into a urine-soaked ghost. Neena reappears and the party succeeds in the battle. Neena, allured by unconscious Omally's chiseled figure and large genitalia decides to dominate him and Nate concedes into helping Neena feed her lusts. Thea is not affected by Lester's death and cements her place in history as the most damage-inducing character yet in the URLive universe.

External Links

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