Carlos

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Carlos
File:FunkPuppetPals.png
Race	Funk Hallucination
Cornerstone	Unknown
Class	Unknown
Gender	Unknown
Affiliations	Unknown
Alias	Foxsky the Fox God
Status	Unknown
Portrayed By	Rob
First Appearance	The Sunswords
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A funk's spray can cause delusions of a lying and manipulating funk with a god complex named Carlos. He will most likely try to make you kill children and talks about his tail-hair a lot. If you see him insanity is impending.

Characteristics

Personality

Carlos has a rather mischievous personality, as he likes to lie to and confuse Kallark. He also often interrupts Kallark while he is in the middle of a conversation, often causing that person to think Kallark is crazy.

Powers and Abilities

Carlos is in possession of knowledge beyond the 4th wall, but what he shares may or may not be true. He is also very manipulative and knows how to make Kallark do what he wants.

History

The Sunswords

Carlos first appears shortly after Kallark is sprayed by a Funk. He seeks only to frustrate and annoy Kallark. Regardless, Kallark manages to save two Kobold orphans known as Unter & Gunter. As the campaign progresses Carlos appears more frequently. Getting in the way of conversions and other normal tasks. Gwyneth and the other Sunswords begin to seriously doubt his sanity, and when he loses his girlfriend, his job and the two Kobolds he wished to adopt, he quit his job and simply wandered away. With Carlos and Annihilus as his only companions.

The Silvermine Mountains

It is revealed that since the previous campaign Carlos' power over Kallark has only grown. Kallark discovers that instead of Unter and Gunter going to live with Kobolds, they had been placed within the prison, with Xavius believing they are prisoners. Kallark tries to convince him to release them. However he is unsuccessful because of Carlos' persistent butting in. This causes Gwyneth to threaten to send Kallark to Tom for psychiatric help, believing he's unfit to take care of the children. She offers to let Kallark sleep in the back room. During this time Carlos convinces Kallark that the only way he can be truly happy is to get the kids. And the only way to get the kids would be to bust them out himself. Not wanting to become a criminal, Kallark refused. However under pressure from Carlos, he eventually caved. Overhearing Gwyneth say there was an extreme shortage of guards, Kallark offered up his services. Gwyneth did not want to let him, but with her desperate need for guards, and Kallark claiming Carlos had gone, she reluctantly accepted. The next night, Kallark prepared to put his plan into action. But when another guard came to report him to Gwyneth, he began to panic. However, the guard was simply a hallucination produced by Carlos. Frustrated with the funk, Kallark proceeds with the plan anyway. Grabbing Unter, and what he believes to be a Dwelf child (Actually Trusty Neconni) and runs out of the cell block.

Fate

Kallark narrowly escapes the mountain, presumably this means Carlos is still alive.

Trivia

• Carlos seems to have an obsession with eating children. While formulating the plans to break Unter and Gunter out of the mountains he constantly interchanged the terms "Rescue" and "Eat." Considering the fact Kallark now has possession of a small gnome and a Kobold child, it is unknown if these tenancies will be revealed in season 2.
• It was originally intended for The Cult of Bones members to be able to see funks, however since this would mean Deadbones' characters Kallark and Khn'n-Rell would have to sustain a conversation. So the idea was Nixed.
• A small group of people on the Buffalo Wizards Reddit, support a theory stating that if Kallark was ignoring the Funk in order to rescue Gwyneth, then the last 20 of the season broke the hold the Funk had on Kallark. Others state that the entirety of the final encounter was simply a Funk hallucination Kallark saw before death, and the entire party perished in the collapsing mountain. Rob has neither confirmed or denied this theory, however as of right now it seems unlikely that either are correct.