The Unseen Rogues

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The Unseen Rogues
Original Air Date: July 25th, 2015
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The Unseen Rogues is the sixth official campaign of Unforgotten Realms Live, which aired on July 25th, 2015. In the campaign, a group of teenage dwarves sneak through a dwarven city.

Characters

Players

Character	Race	Class	Player
Nate Tack	Dvergr Dvergr	Cabalist	Coestar
Darius	Dvergr Dvergr	Bard	Roamin
Neena Brando	Tall Dwarf	Puppeteer	Deadbones
Thea Mazing	Tall Dwarf	Magician	Justin

NPCs

Character	Race	Class
Mona	Dwarf	Unknown
Chase	Dwarf	Monk
Squinks	Keen Gnome	Bard
Lester	Dwarf	Monk
Omally	Dwarf	Monk
Omally's Master	Kobold	Monk

Plot Summary

At night, the group of four teenage Dwarves breaks through the wall of a museum they have been scoping out for weeks. They have been tasked by their "grandmother" Mona to steal a vase from the museum. Having forgotten her Regal Top Hat, Thea Mazing is unable to cast her own spells. Darius states that there are 8 guards on patrol, but he actually means there are 4, since he double counts as a Dvergr Dvergr. Though Thea trips loudly twice, they are able to sneak around the first two guards in the first room. A guard stands at the entrance to the next room, so after much debate, they decide to have Darius disguise as the museum's curator to distract the guard. Darius's disguise – though mediocre – fools the guard, and Darius learns from him that the front door is unlocked. The final guard thinks Darius is the mayor, but is not suspicious. Darius tells him to investigate the first room, but he heads off towards Thea, who turns into a flock of ravens. While the birds fly around and the guard is occupied with killing them, Darius, Neena Brando, and Nate Tack approach the vase in the room's center, filled with thousand-year-old soup. However, Darius uses Storyteller to learn that the real vase they are supposed to steal is off to the side, in the children's section. Neena tries picking up the vase, but it slips and shatters into pieces, spilling the lavender-smelling liquid onto the floor. They decide to take the false vase to try to appease Mona. Nate picks up the vase, mocking Neena's carelessness in the process. The three exit the museum through the main door and go to a local restaurant to rendezvous with Thea. One of Thea's ravens eludes the guard and rushes to the main door to catch up with the party. However, she decides to lick the spilled liquid, promptly passing out and turns back to normal.

Thea wakes up surrounded by Dwarves and is confronted by the huge leader of the Unseen Rouges, Omally. He tells her that she drank an immortality potion, which he later retracts. He then recognizes her as a worker for Mona, his rival. Thea states that she is a magician instead and successfully performs a magic trick. Still, Omally orders Thea to kill Mona or else he will kill Thea, and she accepts quickly. Thea finally meets with the group in the restaurant, and they ask why she is six hours late. She struggles to explain to the bewildered party what happened, since she isn't fluent in the common tongue. She speaks in her native language Abracadab, which sounds like only repeated yeses to non-speakers, and talks about a "giant Dwarf." Darius tries turning into a giant dwarf and a flock of ravens to help her communicate. Neena ultimately concludes that Thea is just hallucinating from drinking the soup.

The group proceeds to Mona's house, but are confronted by four members of the Unseen Rogues. One of them, Chase, chastises them for stealing the vase from their boss's museum. He also brings up his past relationship with Neena, who admits that she has slept with everyone in the town except for Darius. Chase challenges Nate to a fist fight, and Darius tells another story to learn about Nate and Neena's relationship. Darius then tries to carry the vase to safety as a flock of ravens, but the ravens unfortunately drop and shatter it. After seeing this, the other Unseen Dwarves become aggressive. Neena runs into the house and cheers Nate on from a second-story window, and Darius's ravens fly to the roof, leaving Nate and Thea to handle the fight. Neena falls out the window to escape Nate's accidental Blanket of Darkness. A Dwarf and a Gnome named Squinks, two more Unseen Rogues, enter the battle. In dealing with Squinks, Nate hides in her girlfriend's house. After most of the Unseen Rogues fall unconscious, Squinks runs away. One of the Rogues, Lester, decides to join the party, saying that he wants to get back at Omally. He is able to understand Abracadab, and translates Thea's words for the group.

The party waits in Mona's house for her to arrive. Thea confides Omally's threat to Lester, and Lester professes his love for her and wishes to run away with her. When Mona comes in, Darius comes up with excuses for not having the vase. However, Mona had seen the shattered vase outside and is angry, since she owed the vase to Omally. Nate's girlfriend enters the house with Tambok Tickets in hand, but discovers Nate and Neena together in the bedroom. The girlfriend is outraged, but Nate abruptly dumps her. Thea asks to go with her to the Tambok show, and she gives Thea a ticket before leaving. A swarm of Hat Rats busts into the house, and start casting random spells using their hats. They interrupt Neena and Nate's business by levitating them, and the two scramble to equip themselves. While the others attack the Hat Rats, Darius turns into his stone form to wait out the fight. One by one, the party eventually destroys all the Hat Rats. After combat, Darius finds a Blunt Saxophone that sounds like a train and adds it to his instrument collection.

Then, Lester invites the party to a heist. While waiting for dusk, Thea and Lester, both fluent in Abracadab decide to marry in a local Tim Horton's. Lester makes a ring from Jello-Ale, Nate the Cabalist marries them and Darius the Bard plays them a romantic tune. AFter the marriage, they start the heist. Lester tells them that Omally hid gold behind a painting of a nude Kobold lady. The party struggles to sneak and discovers that all guards are focused on the Kobold painting. Ultimately, combat starts with Thea proving her strength once again. Nate tries to grab the painting and cuts it in half while the party fills their pockets with gold. Suddenly, Neena finds a Vampire locket and falls unconscious.

Next, Omally's subordinates capture the gang and brought them into his lair. Omally discovers Lester's betrayal and battles the party. Neena disappears and a giant Kobold (who is believed to be Omally's master) fights Omally. During combat, Lester dies, leaving to Thea his wealth and Darius who peed himself after trying to transform into stone-form died as well but was ressurected by Thea into a urine-soaked ghost. Neena reappears and the party succeeds in the battle. Neena, allured by unconscious Omally's chiseled figure and large genitalia decides to dominate him and Nate concedes into helping Neena feed her lusts. Thea is not affected by Lester's death and cements her place in history as the most damage-inducing character yet in the URLive universe.

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