The Tower of Ultimate Wizardry: Chapter One/Quotes

This is a selection of Quotes from The Tower of Ultimate Wizardry: Chapter One.

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Player Quotes

Trandon Barringster

• "You've gotta shit your pants. Just do it. Shit your pants (Rhedmun)."

- While trying to create an elaborate lie to explain Reesi's sudden disappearance.

• "I've got puppies bitches!"

- Before going through the portal to the third floor right after trying to kill Buford while insane was in effect.

Buford Flannigan

• "I play the gun."
• "This isn't a time for singing!"

- After Buford's shotgun arm is sawed off by a trap.

NPC Quotes

Reesi Gandolin

• "I think we should make a leap. It's not that big. It looks like there's one tricky jump, the rest of them are fine!"

- Before Reesi jumped to her death.