Murder Bros/Quotes

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This is a selection of Quotes from Murder Bros.

Player Quotes

Rob

• "Okay, so you can't have 76 brothers and sisters. I'll let you have seven, or six."

- When discussing Justin's character background.

• "How are you SO ERECT? It's been THREE HOURS, see a doctor!"

- Said angrily by the barkeep to Johnny as they're getting kicked out.

Borracho

• "Hey Johnny, I think it's time we go... All In."

- When speaking with Chimera and the rest of the group about robbing the Realm of Holding.

• "You want me to break that wall? I'll break it."

- After breaking the fourth wall and being told to break a literal wall of the bar.

• "Wait, hold on, I don't think he can understand us.... Hey, Cluck Cluck, Cluck Cluck!"

- When Chicken Head interrupts the party at the bar.

Conner

• I just (say), "Puss."

- Mumbled at the Sheriff as he enters the bar.

• "Ya, tell 'im... Hey, you look like an onion, ya guy!"

- Directed at Chicken Head in the bar.

• "She'll take ya parts. She'll take ya parts from you."

- Said 'matter-of factly' to Orvan when he made disrespectful comments about Empusa.

Johnny Feo

• "I can still roll ones!"

- When talking about silver at the end of the campaign.

• ".... but he doesn't really like (murdering), and his ultimate goal in life is to become a gourmet chef."

- While explaining his backstory at the beginning of the campaign.

Orvan Weiss

• "Ow. That really hurt my feelings."

- When taking emotional damage during an E.X.X.X.P Ale trip.

• "-I'm sayin' ya look like yer horse."

- When talking to Borracho about Groundbolds.

• "Borracho, listen to me. Her tit is smiling at me."

- While getting scolded by Empusa during an E.X.X.X.P Ale Trip.