The Jewel of the Dingo Isles/Quotes

Quotes from The Jewel of the Dingo Isles

Player Quotes

Rob

• "For some reason your saber has a +2 bonus against doors."

- Rob trying to repair the mistake of forgetting to bring items over to the next map.

• "Any situations you hit a 1 near puppies, is gonna hurt puppies."

- Warning the team not to roll 1's.

• "This is my favorite encounter yet!"

- While trying his best to kill the puppies and laughing himself to death.

• "These puppies aren't the right scale. Let me shrink them down a bit."

- Rob trying to make the puppies fall through the grates.

Captain Merci

• "Did you let Octivias squirt some of his yoghurt in your mouth?"

- Querying about why the crew took so long to assemble.

• "Weigh anchor, boys!"

- When using the skill of the same name.

McCoy

• "Oh yeah, the boat!"

- When forgetting the boat does not steer itself.

Kinney Boots

• "Tears don't make good seasoning, smiles do."

- Deadbones explaining why chefs are happy, not sad.

• "Buckle buddies!"

- Kinney to whomever she is buckled to.

• "Buckle puppies!"

- When buckling a puppy to herself.

Dialogue

Jakelad: "Hey Captain, knock-knock."

Captain Merci: "Who's there?"

Rob: "Combat has started."

- Rob starting the harpy combat.

Deadbones: "Why can I not just pick up the basket?"

Rob: "You can try that, yeah."

(Silence)

Deadbones: "I'm just gonna grab two puppies!"

- When the team is trying to save three puppies from fire.

Alot of pirate refrences.