Kobold Headhunters/Quotes

This is a selection of quotes from Kobold Headhunters campaign.

Player Quotes

Kopie Ren

• [Coe's dog barks] "I'm gonna get that wolf right now!"

- The team talking about hte mission to kill the wolf.

• "Banditing starts at conception."

- Explaining how babies can be bandits as soon as they are born.

• "As my grammy used to say: 'Always put your eggs in the same basket'."

- Quoting her grandmother.

• "Noted. I'm going to transform."

- After getting warned he might risk hitting his team if he transforms.

Noxel

• "It's a good brand."

- Giving a straw to Kopie.

• "Didn't get that last part."

- Hearing Romulus trying to call for help through his death gurgling.

• "This isn't about 'we'. This is about me!"

- Making a decision that only helps him.

Jack Krystaal

• Are you gonna serk off?

- When Nox and Kopie are naked in front of each other.

Romulus

• "Can I tun into a fart?"

- Trying to escape from the frog's belly.

• "I feel the anus is easier to go for than the nose"

- DeadBones planing the escape from the cowfrog.

Dialogue

Karazzeem: "You will slay the man who has slayed your grandaddy?"

Romulus: "I will take his life!"

Karazzeem: "You will restore honour to Karazeem. I Karazzeem say this."

Romulus: "You Karazzeem.... my cara... No, wait! Who's Karizem again?"

Karazzeem: "I am Karazzeem, from Karazeem."

Romulus: "Okey. So I am restoring faith to Karazeem, the place, not to you, Karazzeem?"

Karazzeem: "Yes, not to me. No, I am indifferent. I'm just your friend."