The Silvermine Mountains/Quotes

This is a selection of quotes from The Silvermine Mountains campaign.

Player Quotes

Rob

• "Only Rick Snot has the power of 'Ahem'!"

- Rob really not wanting the 'Ahem' ability to return.

• "DeadBones, I need the name of a mutual friend that doesn't exist."

- When role playing as Gwyneth and Kallark.

• "Guys, I don't like butt fish yogurt plotlines."

- When Roamin "gives a present" to two Porcs.

• That's the gayest thing we've ever done, Roamin."

- After Gwyneth (Rob) and Xavius (Roamin) had a romantic conversation.

• "Bleeding out of his... penis hole... I guess..."

- When Gwyneth and the others finds Chilly.

• "You win the first URealms Live Season, congratulations!"

- When T. Neconni is first thrown over the wall.

Rusty

• "I'm real good with kids."

- When picking a cell mate.

• "I'm a rock hard man man."

- Rusty commenting on his Stoneskin ability.

Margaret O'Malley

• "Why did I hire you to kill the orphanage, you can’t even walk straight."

- Margaret talking about Rusty When he slipped on fish yogurt

Khn'n-Rell

• “I walked into this elven village, and it wasn't on fire, so I had to fix that”

- When asked about his crime.

• “It was artistic differences. They saw themselves not on fire. I saw them on fire.”

- Elaborating about his crime.

• "When you mine, it's kind of like you're stabbing the rock."

- Making Rufio dislike mining silver.

NPC Quotes

Chilly Wizzy

• “You down for a game of... Chilly Willies?”

- When talking to DeNada

Gwyneth

• "And check on Xavius. Knowing him, he has either gotten himself killed or locked in a jail cell."

- Talking to DeNada

Carlos

• "Kids are delicious!"

- Carlos Talking to Kallarc

Rufio

• "ONLY ONE!"

- Rufio Talking about girlfriends in the secret meeting