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== NPC Quotes ==
== NPC Quotes ==
== Dialogue ==
:'''Jakelad:''' ''"Hey Captain, knock-knock."''
:'''Merci:''' ''"Who's there?"''
:'''Rob:''' ''"Combat has started."''
::- Rob starting the harpy combat.
:'''Deadbones:''' ''"We don't know how many arms it has!"''
:'''Roamin:''' ''"Well I know it has two less!"''
::- Deadbones and Roamin arguing about how to fight the [[Behemoth]].
:'''Deadbones:''' ''"Why can I not just pick up the basket?"''
:'''Rob:''' ''"You can try that, yeah."''
:[Silence]
:'''Deadbones:''' ''"I'm just gonna grab two puppies!"''
::- When the team is trying to save three puppies from fire.
:'''Jo:''' ''"Alright. Guys, I don't think we can leave."''
:'''Kinney:''' ''"Well...welcome to our new home everybody!"''
:'''Jo:''' ''"I think that was the best chance I had of getting out of here."''
:'''Kinney:''' ''"Let's make it feel like home, yeah?"''
:'''Jo:''' ''"Let's go deeper, maybe we'll find some shit. Come on!"''
:'''McCoy:''' [To Jo] ''"Squid hi-5!"''
:'''Jo:''' [To McCoy] ''"Uh, no."''
:'''Kinney:''' ''"Capitan?"''
:'''Merci:''' ''"That looked like our best possible shot."''
:'''Kinney:''' ''"Capitan?"''
:'''Merci:''' ''"Let's just go in there."''
:'''Octivias:''' [Talking over others] ''"Captain I have an idea."''
:'''Merci:''' ''"Hold on, one at a damn time!"''
:'''Octivias:''' ''"I have an idea!"''
:'''Merci:''' ''"First, go 'Skinny'."''
:'''Kinney:''' [Surprised] ''"What? No. Let the Porc talk. I don't fuckin...whatever..."''
:'''Merci:''' ''"Alright. What do you want Octivias?"''
:'''Octivias:''' ''"What if we try it again, but with the other statue to try to get past it this time."''
:'''Jo:''' [Angrily] ''"Dude, I did a damn 'Flippsy Floo' and I didn't get through that!"''
:'''Octivias:''' ''"Yeah, but you're not a Porc, you're a Kobold. Maybe you're just too slow...and fat..."''
:'''Jo:''' [Hurt] ''"Woooooww."''
:[Short pause]
:'''Merci:''' ''"He might be right about that."''
:[Rob laughs]
:'''Merci:''' [Quickly] ''"Let's try um..."'' [Merci leaves]
:'''Jo:''' [Shocked and hurt] ''"Wooooooowwww."''
:'''McCoy:''' [To Jo] ''"Yeah, you really went to town on that fish yogurt."''
:'''Jo:''' [Angrily] ''"That's it! I'm done!"'' [Jo leaves]
:'''McCoy:''' ''"I mean come on, stop when you're full dude."'' [McCoy follows Jo]
: [Short Pause]
: [Octivias leaves]
:'''Kinney:''' ''"I hate every single one of you people."'' [Kinney leaves]
::-The team trying to figure out what to do next after Jo fails to get past a Temple Guardian.
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Revision as of 04:39, 15 July 2015

This is a selection of quotes from The Jewel of the Dingo Isles campaign.

NPC Quotes