The Silvermine Mountains/Quotes

This is a selection of quotes from The Silvermine Mountains campaign.

Player Quotes

Rob

• "Only Rick Snot has the power of 'Ahem'!"

- Rob really not wanting the 'Ahem' ability to return.

• "DeadBones, I need the name of a mutual friend that doesn't exist."

- When role playing as Gwyneth and Kallark.

• "It’s definitely a ray of yoghurt."

- When talking about the “yoghurt elemental’s” ability.

• "He fingers you to come out."

- When talking about Margaret O'Malley pushing Khn'n-Rell out of his cell.

• "I don’t think DeadBone's puppet has a naked body."

- When all the puppets are getting naked.

• "You just toss the air."

- Rob talking about Khn'n-Rell’s actions once he’s crazy.

• "Yeah, that’s it. You leave the jail."

- Rob realizing he used the wrong word.

• "I’m trying to figure out how I can say this without saying it."

- Rob wanting Gwenyth to be vague.

• "Guys, I don't like butt fish yogurt plotlines."

- When Roamin "gives a present" to two Porcs.

• That's the gayest thing we've ever done, Roamin."

- After Gwyneth (Rob) and Xavius (Roamin) had a romantic conversation.

• "Bleeding out of his... penis hole... I guess..."

- When Gwyneth and the others finds Chilly.

• "You win the first URealms Live Season, congratulations!"

- When T. Neconni is first thrown over the wall.

Rusty

• "I killed all the children then burned it down."

- When talking about his crime.

• "I'm real good with kids."

- When picking a cell mate.

• "I'm a rock hard man man."

- Rusty commenting on his Stoneskin ability.

• "Here’s how it’s going to go down: you sleep on the toilet."

- Rusty respond to his call mate because there’s only one bed.

• "On the floor shithouse."

- when talking to Shaneil.

• "He’s got 100 wooden teeth."

- Rusty talking about Khn'n-Rell to Shaneil.

• "I have no interest in becoming a skeleton slimy goopy man man."

- When Rusty went in the secret meeting talking to Khn'n-Rell.

Justin

• "It’s like a chilly willies fight club."

- After Elmar and Denada almost play Chilly Willies.

Roamin

• "Good good, jokes are always funny when you explain them."

- When talking about rob explain the switching of margot/margret.

Margaret O'Malley

• "I don’t know!"

- When talking to Xavius when asked why he was in the Silver Mine Mountains.

• "Do you have theme nights for dinner?"

- When talking about dinner in The Silvermine Mountains to Xavius.

• "Why did I hire you to kill the orphanage, you can’t even walk straight."

- Margaret talking about Rusty when he slipped on fish yoghurt.

Khn'n-Rell

• “I walked into this elven village, and it wasn't on fire, so I had to fix that”

- When asked about his crime.

• “It was artistic differences. They saw themselves not on fire. I saw them on fire.”

- Elaborating about his crime.

• "When you mine, it's kind of like you're stabbing the rock."

- Making Rufio dislike mining silver.

• "This is not your deaths, this is a rebirth, you are broken and I am fixing you, what are we doing here, we are bringing a dead- dying race back from extinction, with the help from…"

- Khn'n-Rell’s speech at the summoning.

Trusty Neconni

• "Do you have any free samples?"

- When talking about the silver from the mine.

• "Oh my gooooooooooooood!"

- After Khn'n-Rell snaps the Shaneil's neck.

NPC Quotes

Chilly Wizzy

• “He kind of looks like Xavius.”

- When Margaret is in Xavius' guard uniform.

• “You down for a game of... Chilly Willies?”

- When talking to DeNada

Denada

• “One ice man coming right up!”

- when summoning an ice elemental.

Gwyneth

• "Are the prisoners having babies?!"

- Gwyneth learning that there are children in the Silvermine Mountain.

• "It’s just too strong, Kallark."

- when talking to Kallark about his smell.

• "Yeah, I've spent plenty of evenings trying to forget that part of you."

- when talking about Kallark's dwarf part of his dwelf.

• "And check on Xavius. Knowing him, he has either gotten himself killed or locked in a jail cell."

- Talking to DeNada.

• "Just take the kids. And if somethings happens to them, it’s your fault. And it won’t be the first time you've ruined a kid for me."

- Gwyneth letting Kallark take the kids out of the prison.

Xavius

• "That’s the silver! Isn't it obvious?"

- When talking about the “shining ore in the Silvermine Mountains".

Kallark

• "Here’s your form!"

- Kallark sticking up middle finger trying to get the kobold kids with him.

• "Hey guys, Carlos is wondering “Where the bitches at?”, I'm just asking."

- Randomly interrupting Xavius and Gwenyth.

• "I can tell you’re a cool guy, ice elemental joke, haha, very funny."

- When Kallark is talking to DeNada.

• "I really don’t want them to die to the debt."

- When talking to Carlos.

Carlos

• "Kids are delicious!"

- Carlos Talking to Kallark.

• "I break a lot of walls. Left walls, right walls, third walls, fifth walls, but not fourth ones."

- Carlos Talking to Kallark.

• "How about we just steal the kids?"

- Carlos Talking to Kallark.

• "No, we’re not going to hurt Xavuis, because that’s what you want!"

- Trying to convince Kallark to follow his plan.

Rufio

• "I'm calm when I'm not awake."

- When talking to Khn'n-Rell.

• "ONLY ONE!"

- Rufio talking about girlfriends in the secret meeting

The Porcs

• "But we were about to get dessert!"

- Deadbones as a porc when Roamin would poop fish yoghurt in his hand.

• "The fish yoghurt has fish in it, and fish have ears!!"

- Rob as a porc in the group convo at chow time.

• "Can I have two prizes?"

- Deadbones as a porc talking through the bars to Margaret.

• "Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait… we're in jail?"

- Justin as a porc in the group conversation at chow time.

• "I tried to end this but but you wouldn't get off the fucking screen."

- Rob as talking as one of the porcs but being meta at the same time.

• "Can I lick your butt?"

-Deadbones as talking as one of the porc prisoners wanting to eat fish yoghurt from Margaret O'Malley’s butt.

• "Can I have more fish yoghurt from your butt?"

-Deadbones as a porc prisoner wanting more fish yoghurt.

Guard

• "Chow time!"

-A guard telling the prisoners it’s time to eat.

Dialogue

Porc: "Is this a trick question?"

Khn'n-Rell: "It depends, will you give a trick answer?"

- Khn'n-Rell in the secret meeting.

Shaneil: "You’re so generous Rusty Rusty!"

Rusty: "The name’s Rusty Rusty."

-Shaneil's confusion with Rusty's dvergr dvergrs language.

Porc: "Heya, Steve."

Steve: "Yes, NameIdon’tremember?"

Porc: "You haven’t given him a name yet."

Steve: "Yes, Bill?"

- Steve talking another porc.