Unforgotten Realms (Web Series)/Quotes

This is a selection of quotes from Unforgotten Realms (Web Series)

Sir Schmoopy / Rob

"I want to cast a spell" - Sir Schmoopy of Awsometon every time he casts a spell.

"PLAN C, MIKE, PLAN C!" - Schmoopy and Nailo's only plan.

"I cast flare" - Everytime Sir Schmoopy casts flare.

"I cast double flare" - Everytime Sir Schmoopy casts double flare.

"BY FIRE BE PURGED" - Whenever Eloumous Nailo casts Fireball.

"R-O-A to the M-I-N he's a crime solving rank 11 Paladin" -Roamin's Theme Song, sung by Gaary

"Don't you remember what Zerros told us?" -Long running joke about flashbacks

"I'm Just an optical illllluuuusssiiiioooonnnn" -The get-out-of-jail-free card used by Rob all the time

"KOBOLD" -Kobold kobold kobold kobold.

"Search for traps Pookey." -Sir Schmoopey's Grandma.