The Sunswords/Quotes

This is a selection of quotes from The Sunswords campaign.

Player Quotes

Rob

• "You are going to regret that."

- Rob as NPC's at the end of every conversation he has with the players.

• "Hey! Get out of here! This is a private delusional state that Deadbones is in."

- When Justin enters the conversation between Kallark and Carlos with his puppet.

• "Oh, that was very impactful."

- After rolling a 19, and proceeding not to tell what the roll was for.

Kallark

• "Well, you're going to regret not getting in the cage."

- After being told by Mormo that Kallark will regret his action.

• "Yeah, you're pretty much the Voice in the Sky in fox form."

- To Carlos when he breaks the meta.

• "It's like a babies fist!"

- Deadbones talking about what the enlarge spell is for.

Xavius

• "I just saw your lips moving; clearly you were talking."

- When Rob is using Ian to say something out of character.

• "You're not seeing the bigger problem."

- Roamin rolls a 20 to freeze Deadbones and steal his Tambok Ticket to pass the Ogre. Roamin is the only one that immediately realizes this means Deadbones loses the ticket.

Bob

• "Get away from my pockets!"

- When Goggles is trying to "borrow" a treasure from Bob.

NPC Quotes

Phineas

• "The Truth is, I've been confused for a long time (very confused) SO FUCKING CONFUSED. One minute I hate women, the next I hate men, one minute I hate gnomes, the next I want to make love to all of them (And I don't even know what that is). NOBODY EVER TOLD ME. That's right, it's kissing time. Pucker up, come on. KISS THIS ELVEN CHILD."

- When Phineas falls in love with Bob due to the Leader's Heartoak Staff.

Dialogue

Bob: "Hey!"

Rebooc: "Koboold!"

Bob: "I don't play that game, kobold."

Rebooc: Kobooold!"

Bob: "Ko... I don't play that game!"

Rebooc: "Kobooold!"

Bob: "I refuse to play this game."

Rebooc: "Kobooold! Kobooold! Koboold!"

[Silence]

Justin: "What... what am I doing here?"