Mike Jackson

"Mike Jackson" is the late Dwarf father of Sir Spanky, Dicklord, Inky, Blinky, Thanks, Dick, and Penis Warlock. He had pedophilic tendecies towards several of his offspring, which resulted in Sir Spanky killing him in front of Penis.

His real name is unknown, as for many years he introduced himself as Mike Jackson.

History

At some point in his life, Jackson began hiding his real name from the public. He joined the George Clan and met Kormac. Soon Jackson had six sons and a daughter, most of which he had sexual relations with. This caused several mental repercussions in the family, that boiled to the point of Sir Spanky killing Jackson in front of Penis.

Jackson's negative parenting style caused several problems within the family. Sir Spanky had several anger management issues, Inky and Blinky became very impressionable within proximity to father figures, and Penis harboured hatred for Sir Spanky, as she still did not fully realise Jackson's actions until many years later.