Unforgotten Realms (Web Series)/Quotes

This is a selection of quotes from Unforgotten Realms (Web Series)

Sir Schmoopy / Rob

"I want to cast a spell" - Sir Schmoopy of Awsometon every time he casts a spell.

"PLAN C, MIKE, PLAN C!" - Schmoopy and Nailo's only plan.

"I cast flare" - Everytime Sir Schmoopy casts flare.

"I cast double flare" - Everytime Sir Schmoopy casts double flare.

"Feel the wrath of candian lumber fool!" - Sir Schmoopy hits the begger.

Eloumous Nailo / Mike

"BY FIRE BE PURGED" - Whenever Eloumous Nailo casts Fireball.

Roamin the Paladin & Gaary

"R-O-A to the M-I-N he's a crime solving rank 11 Paladin" -Roamin's Theme Song, sung by Gaary

NPC

"Don't you remember what Zerros told us?" - Long running joke about flashbacks.

"I'm Just an optical illllluuuusssiiiioooonnnn" - The get-out-of-jail-free card used by Rob all the time.

"KOBOLD" - Kobold kobold kobold kobold.

"Search for traps Pookey." - Sir Schmoopey's Grandma.

"Ogre sound!" - Ogres