The Unseen Rogues/Quotes

This is a selection of quotes from The Unseen Rogues campaign

Player Quotes

Rob

• "But Coe wanted to bang Deadbones!"

- Explaining the encounter of receiving the Tambok Ticket from the character Nate's girlfriend.

Thea Mazing

• "You know, Roamin's real name is Dave."

- Explaining why Roamin's stories are always fan fiction about Deadbones.

• "Yes."

-Speaking in Abrakadab.

Nate Tack

• "I'm totally ready to go straight in a straight line."

- The team is discussing how to sneak past the guards.

• "We should check for hidden vases."

- When the team starts to doubt that the vase in front of them is the one they are looking for.

• [Looks at Neena] "It's not that hard. I got it."

- Mocking Neena for breaking the vase they were after.

• "You know what, Chase? Why don't you just take your tiny head and get out of here?"

- Commenting on the fact that Chase's puppet has a much smaller head than the players' puppets.

• "Oh, tiny head's back."

- When Chase reappears.

• "Oh! I have this vase in my hands suddenly. Uhh...."

- The team forgets who is holding the vase.

• "It's already pretty darn layered, it's like a fucking cake up in there."

- After Neena tries to puppet Nate into using another Blanket of Darkness, when there is already a Blanket of Darkness as well as a Pestilence.

• "I just have one question: Did you breast-feed the gang yourself?"

- Commenting on the very large nipples on Omally's puppet.

Darius

• "Can I disguise myself as an invisible person?"

- Roamin trying to sneak past some guards.

• "It was me this whole time! Haha!"

- After fooling Thea with his disguise.

• "Oh! You wanna start making assumptions with Rob, you do that. That's your funeral."

- When the rest of the team thinks it is evident that they are sneaking, since it is a sneak campaign.

• "We basically brought someone with Polio with us, like [she's] just falling everywhere."

- When Thea falls down multiple times whilst the band is performing their first heist.

• "I'm the mayor."

- When he was disguised as the museum curator but one of the guards thinks he's the mayor.

• "I'm only a level 3 bard, what did you expect?"

- When the others complain that his story was bad.

• "There's no way I can fuck this up!"

- Right before Roamin rolls a 1.

• "And they're like: Hey! Those things you thieved? We wanna thieve them back. But we're like: No, we stole them fair and square. That's the way this works, it's Thieves' Code, rule 42, section 6, bi-law 8. Clearly says: Once thieven by thieves, cannot be then thoven by other thieves."

- Telling a story about the Unseen Rogues coming to take back Omally's vase.

Neena Brando

• "He climbs me like a fucking tree, Roamin. Like a fucking tree."

- When Darius asks about what she and Nate do when nobody else is around.

• "Did I have sex with a ghost?!"

- After one of Darius' absurd and confusing stories.

• "First things first: we're not a gang! Why do people keep thinking we're a gang? We're not a fucking gang!"

- When Lester asks to join their 'gang.'

• [Snores]"Oh Nate..."

- Whilst sleeping after one of Darius' boring stories.

NPC Quotes

Museum Guard

• "No, no, please don't write me up. I have a wife. Two wives actually. And zero kids. Think of my wife and kids!"

- When Darius is disguised and threatens to write him up.

Omally

• "What am I gonna tell my two wives and zero kids now?"

- After finding out that Mona's band broke his vase.

• "I am gonna fucking kill you, Lester."

- After learning that Lester had joined Mona's band, and helped them steal from him.

• "You?! But what?! Where?!"

- Upon seeing Romulus emerge from the Vampire Locket.

• "Holy shit, Deadbones. That's really fucking cool."

- After Deadbones uses his voice modulator.

• "Feel the fury of the dragon fire!"

- When preparing his special attack against the band.

Mona

• "Hold on, let me get my pipe."

- Whenever she has a conversation.

• "You know, I always liked you the most. After Roamin. And Coestar. And Deadbones. And that guy we just met."

- To Thea, when she thinks that she is about to be killed.

Chase

• "You have plate panties?"

- Upon seeing what Neena was wearing as her armour.

Romulus

• "OMALLY, YOU SWINE! I AM GOING TO DESTROY YOU!"

- After switching places with Neena due to the Vampire Locket, and seeing Omally.