Roamin's Band of Thieves/Quotes

Player Quotes

Rob

• "Guys, I've tried so hard to affect these guys with rabbies, it just ain't happening."

-Rob, talking to the twitch chat.

• "Damn, it, I was gonna double-infect him."

-After rolling a 2 when trying to infect Bumbly with rabbies a second time.

• "I know there is a 5 percent chance that this actually happens... Fuck me!."

-Deadbones rolls a 20 and gets to charm the gemlord.

Gracias

• "If we throw water on an Elf it becomes a Kobold?"

-When the party is strangely curious about what happens when they throw water on things.

Bumbley

• "Can I have my sword? You gave me rabbies."

-to Squinks after Squinks made a Kobold bite him.

NPC Quotes

• "It's a dwarf, but the beard goes on his butt."

-Nisovin, explaining what a beaver is.

Dialogue

Yumi: "Okay, here's what we're gonna do: He's dwarf number three."

Nisovin: "Why are you calling him dwarf number three?"

Gracias: "Don't ask about the first two."

-When Bumbly was so excited to be "the first" dwarf on the team that he let the others name him.

Kobold leader: "I hate dwarves, but you guys seem to be nice. Hm... Okay, I guess if he's not really a dwarf - cause, I mean, why would a dwarf be hanging out with gnomes? What's your name, non-dwarf?"

Bumbly: "Dwarf number three."

Rob: "Combat has started."

-When trying to negotiate safe passage through the Kobolds' cave.

Gracias: "So how the heck do you guys burn down buckets of water?"

Squinks: "Well... The buckets are made out of wood, and would burns."

Gracias: "But the water is made out of water."

Squinks: "Yeah, but the wood is made out of wood."

Yumi: "Are you like a scientist or something?"

-After the party lost their buckets fighting burning Kobolds.