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The late father of Sir Spanky[http://urlivewiki.com/index.php/Sir_Spanky_the_Monkey], [[Dicklord]], [[Inky]], [[Blinky]], [[Thanks]], [[Cockstompulous]], and [[Penis Warlock]]. He was killed by Sir Spanky for pedophilic tendencies toward his siblings.
'''"Mike Jackson"''' is the late [[Dwarf]] father of [[Sir Spanky the Monkey|Sir Spanky]], [[Dicklord]], [[Inky]], [[Blinky]], [[Thanks]], [[Cockstompulous|Dick]], and [[Penis Warlock]]. He had pedophilic tendecies towards several of his offspring, which resulted in Sir Spanky killing him in front of Penis.
 
His real name is unknown, as for many years he introduced himself as Mike Jackson.
 
==History==
At some point in his life, Jackson began hiding his real name from the public. He joined the George Clan and met [[Kormac]]. Soon Jackson had six sons and a daughter, most of which he had sexual relations with. This caused several mental repercussions in the family, that boiled to the point of Sir Spanky killin Jackson in front of Penis.
 
Jackson's negative parenting style cause several problems within the family. Sir Spanky had several anger issues, Inky and Blinky became very impressionable within proximity to father figures, and Penis harbored hatred for Sir Spanky, as she still did not fully realise Jackson's actions until many years later.
 
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Revision as of 00:46, 3 June 2015

"Mike Jackson" is the late Dwarf father of Sir Spanky, Dicklord, Inky, Blinky, Thanks, Dick, and Penis Warlock. He had pedophilic tendecies towards several of his offspring, which resulted in Sir Spanky killing him in front of Penis.

His real name is unknown, as for many years he introduced himself as Mike Jackson.

History

At some point in his life, Jackson began hiding his real name from the public. He joined the George Clan and met Kormac. Soon Jackson had six sons and a daughter, most of which he had sexual relations with. This caused several mental repercussions in the family, that boiled to the point of Sir Spanky killin Jackson in front of Penis.

Jackson's negative parenting style cause several problems within the family. Sir Spanky had several anger issues, Inky and Blinky became very impressionable within proximity to father figures, and Penis harbored hatred for Sir Spanky, as she still did not fully realise Jackson's actions until many years later.