The Zarlin Catacombs/Quotes

This is a selection of quotes from The Zarlin Catacombs campaign.

Player Quotes

Rob

• "All you have to do is roll. That's all you have to do." [Chuckles quietly]

- Telling Deadbones what he has to do.

• "Didn't you find it odd that there was a f**king bear who throws fruit at machines inside the Catacombs?"

- Rob's reaction after the Bennu War Machine short-circuits

Sergio Fabioso

• "I also have an apple for you."

- Sergio seducing Franky Rosebud.

• "Sergio."

- His words for certain things.

Fantastico Fabioso

• "Rob's Gravity."

- Discussing if Prism died or not.

• "I'm gonna cast Divine Intervention."

- Breaking the ice when No-Eye Bromas and Morgan Marie argue over Prism.

No-Eye Bromas

• "I'm gonna roll with it. I'm gonna double roll with it."

- After being transformed into a Kobold.

• "I know you're not here anymore; but fuck you!"

- Being angry at the glam shark puppet that Rob forgot to remove off screen.

Morgana Marie

• "This is one fantastic adventure, we've run into so many weird things, this is the best day ever!"

-Morgana declaring in the middle point of the expedition and foreshadowing the upcoming events.

• "But my titties, they were magnificent!"

- Morgan's last words as he falls to his death.

• "Hey Roamin, what does the scanner say it's power level is?"

-Deadbones to Roamin after Fantastico scans the health of the Bennu War Machine

NPC Quotes

Raynel

• "Can I touch your nose?"

- Raynel having a nose fetish.

• "Alpha Wolf!"

- What Raynel always called No-Eye Bromas.

• "Well, I'd like to say that was a pretty successful exclamation. Excabition. Ex... Excavation."

- Raynel trying to find the right word to describe their adventure.

• "I'm sure you could find some wizard upstairs that'll cure you. Probably. Maybe. Doubtful. At least shave you."

- Trying to reassure Bromas that he will be able to be returned to normal.

Alfie

• "I was just a prop!"

- Alfie confused when being brought back to life.

Dialogue

Rob: "So what was going on over here Justin?"

Justin: "Uhh... I dunno. [Chuckles]"

Coe: "Mind fisting?"

Justin: "Yeah, just some mind fisting. Gentle mind fisting."

Franky Rosebud: "Jesus Christ, I didn't sign up for this!"

[Everyone starts laughing]

Fantastico: "He said gentle!"

- Sergio, Franky, and Fantastico's time alone.

Raynel: "So... Deadbones died, huh? I mean, we did warn him that this was a dangerous expe... exca... excabition."

Deadbones: "Excabition... [Laughing] Exhibition match."

Raynel: "Excabition match!"

Bromas: "It's an exclamation."

Raynel: "A different exclamation."

- The party struggling to find the right word.