The New Crew/Quotes

This is a selection of quotes from The New Crew campaign.

Player Quotes

Rob

• "Multihanguel"

-Rob talking about Elven hand dominance

Rick Snot

• "Ahem!"

- Rick changing the outcome of rolls.

• "DELETED!!"

- When casting arcane beam point blank into a sun clerics face.

Cain

• "Young lady, will you climb into my mouth?"

- Cain trying to trick Ladyir into be eaten.

• "We don't have butts to punch. We're unbeatable!"

- Cain thinking he has won in the URealms game the crew plays.

• "I'll eat their arms anyways! They can't stop me... I AM THE HOGERNAUT!"

- Cain when told the enemies wouldn't let him eat their arms.

• "Longswords is, um, damage."

- Cain in shock that the Sunclerics are dealing 10 damage each.

• "He's human, we can kill him!!!"

- Cain exclaims when The Elf Boss rolls a one.

NPC Quotes

"I was going to make dog yoghurt."

- Octivias trying to make McCoy something new.

"Sounds like a shitty version of DnD!"

- Maelstrom when he is asked to play URealms with some of the crew.

"Porcs don't believe in adoption."

- McCoy when asked if Phineas would be his adopted porc-dad.