Guild of Explorers/Quotes

This is a selection of quotes from the Guild of Explorers campaign.

Player Quotes

DeadBones

• "You find a hundred gold up the donkeys ass."

- After Jameson searches the donkeys ass for things.

Chip Chop

• "Chip Chop!

- Many different instances.

• "CHIP CHIP CHIP!"

- After he falls into the carpet and wishes to help defeat the giant skeleton.

Patrick Cake

• "WHO'S DANCING NOW?!"

- Patrick after he keeps pummeling Duke Daring with Fire and Ice magic.

Jameson Blant

• "I think we all learned a lesson today; rocks are dangerous."

- After a failed attempt to destroy a fist-sized rock with Aurora Borealis.

• "Nothing in here, guys."

- After searching for things inside the donkeys neck.

• "He's not gonna bleed out, but he might drown."

- When they're questioning if Roamin's bubble might fill up with blood.

Slap

• "Excellent use of the cannibal carpet."

- After Rob has explained that he's trying to make Duke fall onto the carpet.

• "[STDs] I collect them. All of them."

- After Jimmy Blant said he was worried about getting them.