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| This is a selection of quotes from the [[Roamin's Band of Thieves]] [[campaign]].
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| == Player Quotes ==
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| ===[[Rob]]===
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| * '''''"Guys, I've tried so hard to affect these guys with rabies, it just ain't happening."'''''
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| ::- Rob, talking to the Twitch chat.
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| * '''''"Damn it, I was gonna double-infect him."'''''
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| ::- After rolling a 2 when trying to infect Bumbley with rabies a second time.
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| * '''''"I know there is a 5 percent chance that this actually happens... Fuck me!"'''''
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| ::- Deadbones rolls a 20 and gets to charm the Gemlord.
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| ===[[Yumi]]===
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| * '''''"Running into a place to wait and die just seems like it kinda sucks."'''''
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| ::- On the idea of hiding in a small alcove when chased by Elfs.
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| ===[[Squinks]]===
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| * '''''"This is not what I had in mind."'''''
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| ::- when he accidentally turns into a Clockodile instead of an Elf.
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| ===[[Gracias]]===
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| * '''''"If we throw water on an Elf it becomes a Kobold?"'''''
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| ::- When the party is strangely curious about what happens when they throw water on things.
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| * '''''"Blunder Bros!"'''''
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| ::- Gracias personal battle cry with Philhipé when aiming their Blunderbusses/Snakehunter during combat.
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| ===[[Bumbley]]===
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| * '''''"Can I have my sword? You gave me rabies."'''''
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| ::- To Squinks after Squinks makes a Kobold bite him.
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| * '''''"Man, you know what? Not as bad as you'd think in a butthole."'''''
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| ::- After hiding under the Monkeyfish King's buttocks.
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| * '''''"K4!"'''''
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| ::- After confirming that kobold number 4 is his name and title.
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| == NPC Quotes ==
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| ===[[Nisovin]]===
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| * '''''"It's a dwarf, but the beard goes on his butt."'''''
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| ::- Explaining what a beaver is.
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| == Dialogue ==
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| :'''Yumi:''' ''"Okay, here's what we're gonna do: He's Dwarf Number Three."''
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| :'''Nisovin:''' ''"Why are you calling him Dwarf Number Three?"''
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| :'''Gracias:''' ''"Don't ask about the first two."''
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| ::- When Bumbley is so excited to be the "first" dwarf on the team that he lets the others name him.
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| :'''Kobold leader:''' ''"I hate dwarves, but you guys seem to be nice. Hmm... Okay, I guess if he's not really a dwarf - cause, I mean, why would a dwarf be hanging out with gnomes? What's your name, non-dwarf?"''
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| :'''Bumbley:''' ''"Dwarf Number Three."''
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| :'''Rob:''' ''"Combat has started."''
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| ::- When trying to negotiate safe passage through the Kobolds' cave.
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| :'''Gracias:''' ''"So how the heck do you guys burn down buckets of water?"''
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| :'''Squinks:''' ''"Well... The buckets are made out of wood, and wood burns."''
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| :'''Gracias:''' ''"But the water is made out of water."''
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| :'''Squinks:''' ''"Yeah, but the wood is made out of wood."''
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| :'''Yumi:''' ''"Are you like a scientist or something?"''
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| ::- After the party lose their buckets fighting burning Kobolds.
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| :'''Bumbly:''' ''"And you know what, he died a... noble death?"''
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| :'''Yumi:''' ''"Dude got cut in half. I don't know what's really noble about that."''
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| ::- After the death of the Monkeyfish King's son.
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