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This is a selection of [[Quotes]] from [[The Jewel of the Dingo Isles]].

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== Player Quotes ==
===[[Rob]]===

*'''''"For some reason your saber has a +2 bonus against doors."'''''
::- Rob trying to repair the mistake of forgetting to bring items over to the next map.

*'''''"Any situations you hit a 1 near puppies, is gonna hurt puppies."'''''
::- Warning the team not to roll 1's.

*'''''"This is my favorite encounter yet!"'''''
::- While trying his best to kill the puppies and laughing himself to death.

*'''''"These puppies aren't the right scale. Let me shrink them down a bit."'''''
::- Rob trying to make the puppies fall through the grates.

===[[Merci]]===

*'''''"Did you let Octivias squirt some of his yogurt in your mouth?"'''''
::- Asking why the crew took so long to assemble.

*'''''"Weigh anchor, boys!"'''''
::- When using the skill of the same name.

===[[McCoy]]===

*'''''"Oh yeah, the boat!"'''''
::- When forgetting the boat does not steer itself.

===[[Kinney Boots]]===

* '''''"Tears don't make good seasoning, smiles do."'''''
::- Deadbones explaining why chefs are happy, not sad.

* '''''"Buckle buddies!"'''''
::- Kinney to whomever she is buckled to.

*'''''"Buckle puppies!"'''''
::- When buckling a puppy to herself.

*'''''"Guess what Jake's getting shoved up his ass? It's a fucking electric mace!"'''''
::-While trying to kill Jakelad.

===[[Jo Krysstal]]===

* '''''"Dude, I did a damn 'Flipsy Floo'!"'''''
::-After it's suggested they try leaving the temple again.

== NPC Quotes ==


== Dialogue ==

:'''Jakelad:''' ''"Hey Captain, knock-knock."''
:'''Merci:''' ''"Who's there?"''
:'''Rob:''' ''"Combat has started."''
::- Rob starting the harpy combat.


:'''Deadbones:''' ''"We don't know how many arms it has!"''
:'''Roamin:''' ''"Well I know it has two less!"''
::- Deadbones and Roamin arguing about how to fight the [[Behemoth]].


:'''Deadbones:''' ''"Why can I not just pick up the basket?"''
:'''Rob:''' ''"You can try that, yeah."''
:[Silence]
:'''Deadbones:''' ''"I'm just gonna grab two puppies!"''
::- When the team is trying to save three puppies from fire.


:'''Jo:''' ''"Alright. Guys, I don't think we can leave."''
:'''Kinney:''' ''"Well...welcome to our new home everybody!"''
:'''Jo:''' ''"I think that was the best chance I had of getting out of here."''
:'''Kinney:''' ''"Let's make it feel like home, yeah?"''
:'''Jo:''' ''"Let's go deeper, maybe we'll find some shit. Come on!"''
:'''McCoy:''' [To Jo] ''"Squid hi-5!"''
:'''Jo:''' [To McCoy] ''"Uh, no."''
:'''Kinney:''' ''"Capitan?"''
:'''Merci:''' ''"That looked like our best possible shot."''
:'''Kinney:''' ''"Capitan?"''
:'''Merci:''' ''"Let's just go in there."''
:'''Octivias:''' [Talking over others] ''"Captain I have an idea."''
:'''Merci:''' ''"Hold on, one at a damn time!"''
:'''Octivias:''' ''"I have an idea!"''
:'''Merci:''' ''"First, go 'Skinny'."''
:'''Kinney:''' [Surprised] ''"What? No. Let the Porc talk. I don't fuckin...whatever..."''
:'''Merci:''' ''"Alright. What do you want Octivias?"''
:'''Octivias:''' ''"What if we try it again, but with the other statue to try to get past it this time."''
:'''Jo:''' [Angrily] ''"Dude, I did a damn 'Flippsy Floo' and I didn't get through that!"''
:'''Octivias:''' ''"Yeah, but you're not a Porc, you're a Kobold. Maybe you're just too slow...and fat..."''
:'''Jo:''' [Hurt] ''"Woooooww."''
:[Short pause]
:'''Merci:''' ''"He might be right about that."'' 
:[Rob laughs]
:'''Merci:''' [Quickly] ''"Let's try um..."'' [Merci leaves]
:'''Jo:''' [Shocked and hurt] ''"Wooooooowwww."''
:'''McCoy:''' [To Jo] ''"Yeah, you really went to town on that fish yogurt."''
:'''Jo:''' [Angrily] ''"That's it! I'm done!"'' [Jo leaves]
:'''McCoy:''' ''"I mean come on, stop when you're full dude."'' [McCoy follows Jo]
: [Short Pause]
: [Octivias leaves]
:'''Kinney:''' ''"I hate every single one of you people."'' [Kinney leaves]
::- The team trying to figure out what to do next after Jo fails to get past a Temple Guardian.

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