The Sunswords/Quotes - Revision history

Spooky at 20:53, 26 April 2026

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	*'''''"The Truth is, I've been confused for a long time (very confused) SO FUCKING CONFUSED. One minute I hate women, the next I hate men, one minute I hate gnomes, the next I want to make love to all of them (And I don't even know what that is). NOBODY EVER TOLD ME. That's right, it's kissing time. Pucker up, come on. KISS THIS ELVEN CHILD."'''''		*'''''"The Truth is, I've been confused for a long time (very confused) SO FUCKING CONFUSED. One minute I hate women, the next I hate men, one minute I hate gnomes, the next I want to make love to all of them (And I don't even know what that is). NOBODY EVER TOLD ME. That's right, it's kissing time. Pucker up, come on. KISS THIS ELVEN CHILD."'''''
	::''- When Phineas falls in love with Bob due to the [{{SERVER}}/cards/cards.html#~~treasure-00046-weapon-~~heartoakstaff Leader's Heartoak Staff].''		::''- When Phineas falls in love with Bob due to the [{{SERVER}}/cards/cards.html#heartoakstaff Leader's Heartoak Staff].''

	== Dialogue ==		== Dialogue ==

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	*'''''"The Truth is, I've been confused for a long time (very confused) SO FUCKING CONFUSED. One minute I hate women, the next I hate men, one minute I hate gnomes, the next I want to make love to all of them (And I don't even know what that is). NOBODY EVER TOLD ME. That's right, it's kissing time. Pucker up, come on. KISS THIS ELVEN CHILD."'''''		*'''''"The Truth is, I've been confused for a long time (very confused) SO FUCKING CONFUSED. One minute I hate women, the next I hate men, one minute I hate gnomes, the next I want to make love to all of them (And I don't even know what that is). NOBODY EVER TOLD ME. That's right, it's kissing time. Pucker up, come on. KISS THIS ELVEN CHILD."'''''
	::''- When Phineas falls in love with Bob due to the [/cards/cards.html#treasure-00046-weapon-heartoakstaff Leader's Heartoak Staff].''		::''- When Phineas falls in love with Bob due to the [{{SERVER}}/cards/cards.html#treasure-00046-weapon-heartoakstaff Leader's Heartoak Staff].''

	== Dialogue ==		== Dialogue ==

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	*'''''"The Truth is, I've been confused for a long time (very confused) SO FUCKING CONFUSED. One minute I hate women, the next I hate men, one minute I hate gnomes, the next I want to make love to all of them (And I don't even know what that is). NOBODY EVER TOLD ME. That's right, it's kissing time. Pucker up, come on. KISS THIS ELVEN CHILD."'''''		*'''''"The Truth is, I've been confused for a long time (very confused) SO FUCKING CONFUSED. One minute I hate women, the next I hate men, one minute I hate gnomes, the next I want to make love to all of them (And I don't even know what that is). NOBODY EVER TOLD ME. That's right, it's kissing time. Pucker up, come on. KISS THIS ELVEN CHILD."'''''
	::''- When Phineas falls in love with Bob due to the [~~http:~~//~~live~~.~~urealms.com/cards~~#treasure-00046-weapon-heartoakstaff Leader's Heartoak Staff].''		::''- When Phineas falls in love with Bob due to the [/cards/cards.html#treasure-00046-weapon-heartoakstaff Leader's Heartoak Staff].''

	== Dialogue ==		== Dialogue ==

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	::''- After rolling a 19, and proceeding not to say what the roll was for.''		::''- After rolling a 19, and proceeding not to say what the roll was for.''

	===[[Kallark]]===		===[[Kallark Gandolin]]===
	*'''''"Well, you're going to regret not getting in the cage."'''''		*'''''"Well, you're going to regret not getting in the cage."'''''
	::''- After being told by Mormo that Kallark will regret his action.''		::''- After being told by Mormo that Kallark will regret his action.''

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	::''- Kallark talking about what the enlarge spell is for.		::''- Kallark talking about what the enlarge spell is for.

	===[[Xavius]]===		===[[Xavius Barringster]]===
	*'''''"I just saw your lips moving; clearly you were talking."'''''		*'''''"I just saw your lips moving; clearly you were talking."'''''
	::''- When Rob is using Ian to say something out of character.''		::''- When Rob is using Ian to say something out of character.''

imported>Mayonnaisinator: /* NPC Quotes */

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NPC Quotes

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	*'''''"The Truth is, I've been confused for a long time (very confused) SO FUCKING CONFUSED. One minute I hate women, the next I hate men, one minute I hate gnomes, the next I want to make love to all of them (And I don't even know what that is). NOBODY EVER TOLD ME. That's right, it's kissing time. Pucker up, come on. KISS THIS ELVEN CHILD."'''''		*'''''"The Truth is, I've been confused for a long time (very confused) SO FUCKING CONFUSED. One minute I hate women, the next I hate men, one minute I hate gnomes, the next I want to make love to all of them (And I don't even know what that is). NOBODY EVER TOLD ME. That's right, it's kissing time. Pucker up, come on. KISS THIS ELVEN CHILD."'''''
	::''- When Phineas falls in love with Bob due to the [[Leader's Heartoak Staff]].''		::''- When Phineas falls in love with Bob due to the [http://live.urealms.com/cards#treasure-00046-weapon-heartoakstaff Leader's Heartoak Staff].''

	== Dialogue ==		== Dialogue ==

imported>Mayonnaisinator at 10:37, 2 January 2017

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	This is a selection of [[~~quotes~~]] from ~~the~~ [[The Sunswords~~]] [[campaign~~]].		This is a selection of [[Quotes]] from [[The Sunswords]].

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imported>Mayonnaisinator at 20:24, 28 August 2016

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	{{Quotes}}		{{Quotes}}
	~~[[Category:Stubs]]~~

imported>B333: Added some quotes/dialogue

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	===[[Rob]]===		===[[Rob]]===
	*'''''"You are going to regret that."'''''		*'''''"You are going to regret that."'''''
	::''- Rob as ~~NPC's~~ at the end of every conversation he has with the players.''		::''- Rob as NPCs at the end of every conversation he has with the players.''

	*'''''"Hey! Get out of here! This is a private delusional state that Deadbones is in."'''''		*'''''"Hey! Get out of here! This is a private delusional state that Deadbones is in."'''''
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	*'''''"Oh, that was very impactful."'''''		*'''''"Oh, that was very impactful."'''''
	::''- After rolling a 19, and proceeding not to ~~tell~~ what the roll was for.''		::''- After rolling a 19, and proceeding not to say what the roll was for.''

	===[[Kallark]]===		===[[Kallark]]===
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	*'''''"Yeah, you're pretty much the Voice in the Sky in fox form."'''''		*'''''"Yeah, you're pretty much the Voice in the Sky in fox form."'''''
	::''- To Carlos when he breaks the meta.''		::''- To Carlos when he breaks the meta.''

	*'''''"It's like a babies fist!"'''''		*'''''"It's like a babies fist!"'''''
	::''- ~~Deadbones~~ talking about what the enlarge spell is for.		::''- Kallark talking about what the enlarge spell is for.

	===[[Xavius]]===		===[[Xavius]]===
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	===[[Dave]]===		===[[Dave]]===
			*'''''"I'm gonna note this stuff down, this is good stuff."'''''
			::''- Dave taking notes of the current events for his writing.''

	== NPC Quotes ==		== NPC Quotes ==
			===[[Phineas]]===
			*'''''"But I want to cast the bearding spell and roll a die '''now''' to do something to your character."'''''
			::''- Phineas breaking the fourth wall whilst asking Xavius if he can cast the spell of bearding on him.''

	~~===[[Phineas]]===~~
	*'''''"The Truth is, I've been confused for a long time (very confused) SO FUCKING CONFUSED. One minute I hate women, the next I hate men, one minute I hate gnomes, the next I want to make love to all of them (And I don't even know what that is). NOBODY EVER TOLD ME. That's right, it's kissing time. Pucker up, come on. KISS THIS ELVEN CHILD."'''''		*'''''"The Truth is, I've been confused for a long time (very confused) SO FUCKING CONFUSED. One minute I hate women, the next I hate men, one minute I hate gnomes, the next I want to make love to all of them (And I don't even know what that is). NOBODY EVER TOLD ME. That's right, it's kissing time. Pucker up, come on. KISS THIS ELVEN CHILD."'''''
	::''- When Phineas falls in love with Bob due to the [[Leader's Heartoak Staff]].''		::''- When Phineas falls in love with Bob due to the [[Leader's Heartoak Staff]].''
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	:''[Silence]''		:''[Silence]''
	:'''Justin:''' ''"What... what am I doing here?"''		:'''Justin:''' ''"What... what am I doing here?"''
			:- Bob attempting to talk to Rebooc.


			:'''Phineas:''' ''"Now remember Roamin, this could create a paradox in which I die, and if I die you'll ruin everything, so you must protect me. I'm breaking the fourth wall."''
			:'''Xavius:''' ''"What's a paradox?"''
			:'''Phineas:''' ''"Nothing, nothing, nothing, it's fine. Just warning you of things that could happen."''
			:- Phineas breaking the fourth wall after joining the group.


			:'''Phineas:''' ''"Look, cousin, I found a weapon! I think it belonged to a goblin."''
			:'''Xavius:''' ''"Yeah."''
			:'''Phineas:''' ''"Can I keep it?"''
			:'''Xavius:''' ''"Yeah. In fact, do you wanna see the goblin we got it from? You can poke him with a stick."''
			:'''Phineas:''' ''"Can I stab the goblin? I wanna poke him in the eye. I love taking their eyes out and eating them, they're delicious."''
			:'''Xavius:''' ''"Umm..."''
			:'''Phineas:''' ''"Have you never had a goblin eye?"''
			:'''Xavius:''' ''"No, we usually eat the kidneys. We're not savages."''
			:'''Phineas:''' ''"I don't like the taste of kidneys. I love the taste of goblin eye-bools."''
			:'''Xavius:''' ''"Ah, why not? It's your adventure."''
			:'''Phineas:''' ''"Yay!"''
			:- Phineas finding a weapon on the ground.


			:'''Xavius:''' ''"Gwyneth is pregnant?!"''
			:'''Phineas:''' ''"Gwyneth is pregnant?!"''
			:'''Kallark:''' ''"Well, you don't–"''
			:'''Bob:''' ''"Gwyneth is pregnant?!"''
			:'''Xavius:''' ''"Wait, wait, wait, are you sure that it's hers?"''
			:'''Dave:''' ''"Gwyneth is pregnant?!"''
			:'''Phineas:''' ''"Wait, wait, wait, are you sure that it's hers?"''
			:'''Kallark:''' ''"What?"''
			:'''Xavius:''' ''"You know what I mean."''
			:'''Phineas:''' ''"You know what I mean."''
			:'''Bob:''' ''"You know what I mean."'' [Does sex emote] ''"Do you... know what I mean?"''
			:'''Kallark:''' ''"You're asking me if I'm sure that it's '''hers'''."''
			:- After Kallark accidentally tells the group that Gwyneth is pregnant.


	{{Quotes}}		{{Quotes}}
	[[Category:Stubs]]		[[Category:Stubs]]

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	This is a selection of quotes from [[The Sunswords]] [[campaign]].		This is a selection of [[quotes]] from the [[The Sunswords]] [[campaign]].

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	== Player Quotes ==		== Player Quotes ==
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	*'''''"The Truth is, I've been confused for a long time (very confused) SO FUCKING CONFUSED. One minute I hate women, the next I hate men, one minute I hate gnomes, the next I want to make love to all of them (And I don't even know what that is). NOBODY EVER TOLD ME. That's right, it's kissing time. Pucker up, come on. KISS THIS ELVEN CHILD."'''''		*'''''"The Truth is, I've been confused for a long time (very confused) SO FUCKING CONFUSED. One minute I hate women, the next I hate men, one minute I hate gnomes, the next I want to make love to all of them (And I don't even know what that is). NOBODY EVER TOLD ME. That's right, it's kissing time. Pucker up, come on. KISS THIS ELVEN CHILD."'''''
	::''- When Phineas falls in love with Bob due to the [[Leader's Heartoak Staff]].''		::''- When Phineas falls in love with Bob due to the [[Leader's Heartoak Staff]].''

	== Dialogue ==		== Dialogue ==
	:'''Bob:''' ''"Hey!"''		:'''Bob:''' ''"Hey!"''
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