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			This is a selection of [[Quotes]] from '''[[Murder Bros]]'''.

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	~~This is a selection of [[Quotes]] from [[Murder Bros]].~~

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	*'''''"It's like a pornographic version of <nowiki>'Weekend at Bernie's'</nowiki>." '''''		*'''''"It's like a pornographic version of <nowiki>'Weekend at Bernie's'</nowiki>." '''''
	::''- After leaving Deadbone's [[Bone Wizard Commander]] with a Dwelf woman at the bar.		::''- After leaving Deadbone's [[Bone Wizard Commander]] with a [[Dwelf]] woman at the bar.

	===[[Borracho]]===		===[[Borracho]]===

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Orvan Weiss

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	::''- When taking emotional damage during an E.X.X.X.P Ale trip.		::''- When taking emotional damage during an E.X.X.X.P Ale trip.
	*'''''"-I'm sayin' ya look like yer horse."'''''		*'''''"-I'm sayin' ya look like yer horse."'''''
	::''- When talking to Borracho about [[~~Groundbolds~~]].		::''- When talking to Borracho about [[Groundbold]]s.
	*'''''"Borracho, listen to me. Her tit is smiling at me."'''''		*'''''"Borracho, listen to me. Her tit is smiling at me."'''''
	::''- While getting scolded by Empusa during an E.X.X.X.P Ale Trip.		::''- While getting scolded by Empusa during an E.X.X.X.P Ale Trip.

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	::''- When taking emotional damage during an E.X.X.X.P Ale trip.		::''- When taking emotional damage during an E.X.X.X.P Ale trip.
	*'''''"-I'm sayin' ya look like yer horse."'''''		*'''''"-I'm sayin' ya look like yer horse."'''''
	::''- When talking to Borracho about Groundbolds.		::''- When talking to Borracho about [[Groundbolds]].
	*'''''"Borracho, listen to me. Her tit is smiling at me."'''''		*'''''"Borracho, listen to me. Her tit is smiling at me."'''''
	::''- While getting scolded by Empusa during an E.X.X.X.P Ale Trip.		::''- While getting scolded by Empusa during an E.X.X.X.P Ale Trip.

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Empusa

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	==NPC Quotes==		==NPC Quotes==
	===[[Empusa]]===		===[[Empusa]]===
	*'''''"If you... dumb motherfuckers dON'T CUT IT THE FUCK OUT RIGHT NOW, I'M GONNA TAKE YOU EACH OUTSIDE, KILL YOUR GODDAMN [[Groundbold]], AND BEAT YOU EACH SENSELESSLY UNTIL YOU DON'T EXIST ANYMORE. Do I make myself FUCKING CLEAR!?!"'''''		*'''''"If you... dumb motherfuckers dON'T CUT IT THE FUCK OUT RIGHT NOW, I'M GONNA TAKE YOU EACH OUTSIDE, KILL YOUR GODDAMN [[Groundbold]], AND BEAT YOU EACH SENSELESSLY UNTIL YOU DON'T EXIST ANYMORE!!! Do I make myself FUCKING CLEAR!?!"'''''
	::''- Livid after dealing with the party's drunken shenanigans.		::''- Livid after dealing with the party's drunken shenanigans.

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Empusa

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	==NPC Quotes==		==NPC Quotes==
	===[[Empusa]]===		===[[Empusa]]===
	*'''''"If you... dumb motherfuckers dON'T CUT IT THE FUCK OUT RIGHT NOW, I'M GONNA TAKE YOU EACH OUTSIDE, KILL YOUR GODDAMN ~~GROUNDBOLD~~, AND BEAT YOU EACH SENSELESSLY UNTIL YOU DON'T EXIST ANYMORE. Do I make myself FUCKING CLEAR!?!"'''''		*'''''"If you... dumb motherfuckers dON'T CUT IT THE FUCK OUT RIGHT NOW, I'M GONNA TAKE YOU EACH OUTSIDE, KILL YOUR GODDAMN [[Groundbold]], AND BEAT YOU EACH SENSELESSLY UNTIL YOU DON'T EXIST ANYMORE. Do I make myself FUCKING CLEAR!?!"'''''
	::''- Livid after dealing with the party's drunken shenanigans.		::''- Livid after dealing with the party's drunken shenanigans.

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Empusa

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	==NPC Quotes==		==NPC Quotes==
	===[[Empusa]]===		===[[Empusa]]===
			*'''''"If you... dumb motherfuckers dON'T CUT IT THE FUCK OUT RIGHT NOW, I'M GONNA TAKE YOU EACH OUTSIDE, KILL YOUR GODDAMN GROUNDBOLD, AND BEAT YOU EACH SENSELESSLY UNTIL YOU DON'T EXIST ANYMORE. Do I make myself FUCKING CLEAR!?!"'''''
			::''- Livid after dealing with the party's drunken shenanigans.

	===[[Bubs]]===		===[[Bubs]]===

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Rob

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	*'''''"How are you SO ERECT? It's been THREE HOURS, see a doctor!"'''''		*'''''"How are you SO ERECT? It's been THREE HOURS, see a doctor!"'''''
	::''- Said angrily by the barkeep to Johnny as they're getting kicked out.		::''- Said angrily by the barkeep to Johnny as they're getting kicked out.

			*'''''"It's like a pornographic version of <nowiki>'Weekend at Bernie's'</nowiki>." '''''
			::''- After leaving Deadbone's [[Bone Wizard Commander]] with a Dwelf woman at the bar.

	===[[Borracho]]===		===[[Borracho]]===

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Rob

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	::''- When discussing Justin's character background.''		::''- When discussing Justin's character background.''

			*'''''"How are you SO ERECT? It's been THREE HOURS, see a doctor!"'''''
			::''- Said angrily by the barkeep to Johnny as they're getting kicked out.

	===[[Borracho]]===		===[[Borracho]]===