Jakelad - Revision history

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	==Characteristics==		==Characteristics==
	===Appearance===		===Appearance===
	Jakelad is a male Porc with a broad chest, black beady eyes, and yellow tusks. Jakelad wears sky blue, button up shorts, brown boots stylized for his hooves, a midnight blue cloak with white lining, a blue tricorn hat, a silver skull earing in his right ear, and [/cards/cards.html#accessory-00009-dvergrrope Dvergr Rope] wrapped around his chest.		Jakelad is a male Porc with a broad chest, black beady eyes, and yellow tusks. Jakelad wears sky blue, button up shorts, brown boots stylized for his hooves, a midnight blue cloak with white lining, a blue tricorn hat, a silver skull earing in his right ear, and [{{SERVER}}/cards/cards.html#accessory-00009-dvergrrope Dvergr Rope] wrapped around his chest.

	After his brief time among the Crew of the Bocoe, [[Kinney Boots]] left Jakelad dead with a mangled face due to being repeatedly smashed in the face with a mace.		After his brief time among the Crew of the Bocoe, [[Kinney Boots]] left Jakelad dead with a mangled face due to being repeatedly smashed in the face with a mace.

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	==Characteristics==		==Characteristics==
	===Appearance===		===Appearance===
	Jakelad is a male Porc with a broad chest, black beady eyes, and yellow tusks. Jakelad wears sky blue, button up shorts, brown boots stylized for his hooves, a midnight blue cloak with white lining, a blue tricorn hat, a silver skull earing in his right ear, and [~~http:~~//~~live~~.~~urealms.com/cards~~#accessory-00009-dvergrrope Dvergr Rope] wrapped around his chest.		Jakelad is a male Porc with a broad chest, black beady eyes, and yellow tusks. Jakelad wears sky blue, button up shorts, brown boots stylized for his hooves, a midnight blue cloak with white lining, a blue tricorn hat, a silver skull earing in his right ear, and [/cards/cards.html#accessory-00009-dvergrrope Dvergr Rope] wrapped around his chest.

	After his brief time among the Crew of the Bocoe, [[Kinney Boots]] left Jakelad dead with a mangled face due to being repeatedly smashed in the face with a mace.		After his brief time among the Crew of the Bocoe, [[Kinney Boots]] left Jakelad dead with a mangled face due to being repeatedly smashed in the face with a mace.

imported>Mayonnaisinator at 18:50, 28 July 2019

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	\|alias=		\|alias=
	\|status= [[Deceased]]		\|status= [[Deceased]]
	\|seasons= ~~[[File:Season 1 Icon.png\|30px\|link=Campaigns#Season_One_Campaigns\|Season One]]~~		\|seasons= {{Season1Icon}}
	}}		}}

imported>Mayonnaisinator at 17:03, 29 March 2018

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	\|name= Jakelad		\|name= Jakelad
			\|website=jakelad
	\|race= [[Ageless]] [[Porc]]		\|race= [[Ageless]] [[Porc]]
	\|class= [[Bard]]		\|class= [[Bard]]

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	===Relationships===		===Relationships===
	Jakelad got along with [[Kallark]] somewhat, since Kallark himself helped Jakelad create the "Fuck The Kobolds" song.		Jakelad got along with [[Kallark Gandolin]] somewhat, since Kallark himself helped Jakelad create the "Fuck The Kobolds" song.

	Kinney Boots deeply despises Jakelad for his music and general obliviousness. Jakelad is completely unaware of her hatred of him.		Kinney Boots deeply despises Jakelad for his music and general obliviousness. Jakelad is completely unaware of her hatred of him.
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	===Background===		===Background===
	===[[The Sunswords]]===		===[[The Sunswords]]===
	Jakelad appears as a prisoner of the elves who was arrested for evil cultist dealings and is being transferred to the [[Silvermine Mountains (Location)\|Silvermine Mountains]] prison. Presumably, he spends most of his time during the journey singing his newly perfected song, "Fuck the Kobolds", to his fellow inmates and two children who all appear to be Kobolds. However, with the aid of his Porc allies and a charmed [[Kallark]], Jakelad is able to escape the prison carriage and flee to safety.		Jakelad appears as a prisoner of the elves who was arrested for evil cultist dealings and is being transferred to the [[Silvermine Mountains (Location)\|Silvermine Mountains]] prison. Presumably, he spends most of his time during the journey singing his newly perfected song, "Fuck the Kobolds", to his fellow inmates and two children who all appear to be Kobolds. However, with the aid of his Porc allies and a charmed [[Kallark Gandolin]], Jakelad is able to escape the prison carriage and flee to safety.

	===[[The Jewel of the Dingo Isles]]===		===[[The Jewel of the Dingo Isles]]===

imported>Maris: /* Crew Motivation Song */

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Crew Motivation Song

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	<br />I hope that we live so I can keep singing		<br />I hope that we live so I can keep singing

	''Note: this song was the result of [[Merci\|Captain Merci's]] order to go below deck and sing a song to motivate the crew, ie [[Kinney Boots]] and [[Jo Krysstal\|Ol' Jo Krysstal]]. Obviously the kobolds did not appreciate the song.''		''Note: this song was the result of [[Merci\|Captain Merci's]] order to go below deck and sing a song to motivate the crew, ie [[Kinney Boots]] and [[Jo Krysstal\|Ol' Jo Krysstal]]. Obviously the kobolds did not appreciate the song. However Jo Krysstal did seem to take some motivation in it as he sang the same song to motivate the crew in The New Crew''

	==History==		==History==

imported>IronClark at 23:26, 2 July 2017

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	\|alias=		\|alias=
	\|status= [[Deceased]]		\|status= [[Deceased]]
			\|seasons= [[File:Season 1 Icon.png\|30px\|link=Campaigns#Season_One_Campaigns\|Season One]]
	}}		}}

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	===Personality===		===Personality===
	He believes in the un-dead gods of the sea as a member of the [[Cult of Bones]], and hates [[Kobolds]] and [[Harpies]]. He loves singing, particularly singing songs that involving "Fucking the Kobolds". [[Merci\|Captain Merci]] greatly enjoys Jakelad's music, and says that he can't have Jakelad doing anything but singing all the time.		He believes in the un-dead gods of the sea as a member of the [[Cult of Bones]], and hates [[Kobolds]] and [[Harpies]]. He loves singing, particularly singing songs that involving "Fucking the Kobolds". [[Merci\|Captain Merci]] greatly enjoys Jakelad's music, and says that he can't have Jakelad doing anything but singing all the time.

			===Notable Attributes===

	===Relationships===		===Relationships===
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	Kinney Boots deeply despises Jakelad for his music and general obliviousness. Jakelad is completely unaware of her hatred of him.		Kinney Boots deeply despises Jakelad for his music and general obliviousness. Jakelad is completely unaware of her hatred of him.

	===~~Notable Attributes~~===		==Character Inventory==
			{\| - style="width:100%; "
			!- style="font-size:1.17em; width:50%;"\|Powers & Abilities
			!- style="font-size:1.17em; width:50%;"\|Belongings
			\|- style="vertical-align:top;"
			\|
			====Traits====
			* [{Race / Porc}]
			* [{Class / Bard}]
			* [{Cornerstone / Sellsword}]
			* [{Attribute / Herald of Bones}]

			====Passives====

	==~~Powers & Abilities~~==		====Abilities====
	=~~==Passives~~===		* [{Bard / Charm}]
	* [~~http://live.urealms.com~~/~~cards#race-00017-porc Enduring~~]		* [{Bard / Lullaby}]
	* [~~http://live.urealms.com/cards#race-00020-porc-gravehoof Shaman's Wisdom]~~
	* [http://live.urealms.com/cards#class-00015-bard-classcard Bard ~~Passive]~~
	* [http://live.urealms.com/cards#attribute-00001-ageless Ageless]
	* [http://live.urealms.com/cards#attribute-00017-doomed Doomed]
	* [http://live.urealms.com/cards#attribute-00059-heraldofbones Herald of Bones]
	* [http://live.urealms.com/cards#attribute-00014-seadog Seadog]
	* [http://live.urealms.com/characters/~~jakelad Inventory~~]

	===~~Bard~~ Abilities===		====Former Abilities====
	* [http://live.urealms.com/cards#class-00020-bard-charm Charm]
	* [http://live.urealms.com/cards#class-00019-bard-lullaby Lullaby]

	=~~=Belongings==~~		\|
	===Current~~===~~		====Current====
	~~====Items~~====		* [{Armor / Freeboot Coat}]
	* [~~http:~~/~~/live.urealms.com/cards#item-00004-cutlass Cutlass~~]		* [{Weapon / Cutlass}]
	* [~~http:~~/~~/live.urealms.com/cards#item-00010-flintlockpistol Flintlock Pistol~~]		* [{Weapon / Six Shooter}]
	* [~~http://live.urealms.com~~/~~cards#item-00016-freeboatcoat Freeboot Coat~~]

	===Former~~===~~		====Former Belongings====
	~~====Items~~====		* [{Armor / Studded Armor}]
	* [~~http://live.urealms.com~~/~~cards#item-00019-studdedarmor~~ Studded Armor]~~: Taken and worn by [[Kinney Boots]]~~		* Dvergr Rope
			* Flintlock Pistol
			* Spellblade Pasta Bread

	~~====Accessories====~~		\|}
	* [http://live.urealms.com/cards#accessory-00009-dvergrrope Dvergr Rope]: Taken by [[Kinney Boots]]
	* [http://live.urealms.com/cards#accessory-00017-spellbladepastabread Spellblade Pasta Bread]

	==Songs==		==Songs==

imported>Jack Ironhide at 19:13, 29 May 2017

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	{{Characterbox		{{Characterbox
	\|image= ~~[[File~~:~~Jakelad RadioactiveK~~.png\|~~200px]]~~		\|image=
			{{#Widget:PhotoTabs
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			\|tab.Portrait.name = Portrait
			\|tab.Portrait.source = /images/3/30/Jakelad_RadioactiveK.png
			\|tab.Puppet.name = Puppet
			\|tab.Puppet.source = /images/9/9d/Jakelad_JDI_Puppet.png
			}}
	\|name= Jakelad		\|name= Jakelad
	\|race= [[Ageless]] [[Porc]]		\|race= [[Ageless]] [[Porc]]
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	==Characteristics==		==Characteristics==
	===Appearance===		===Appearance===
	~~[[File:Jakelad JDI Puppet.png\|left\|100px\|JDI]]~~
	Jakelad is a male Porc with a broad chest, black beady eyes, and yellow tusks. Jakelad wears sky blue, button up shorts, brown boots stylized for his hooves, a midnight blue cloak with white lining, a blue tricorn hat, a silver skull earing in his right ear, and [http://live.urealms.com/cards#accessory-00009-dvergrrope Dvergr Rope] wrapped around his chest.		Jakelad is a male Porc with a broad chest, black beady eyes, and yellow tusks. Jakelad wears sky blue, button up shorts, brown boots stylized for his hooves, a midnight blue cloak with white lining, a blue tricorn hat, a silver skull earing in his right ear, and [http://live.urealms.com/cards#accessory-00009-dvergrrope Dvergr Rope] wrapped around his chest.

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	{{~~Charbox~~		{{Characterbox
	\|image= File:Jakelad RadioactiveK.png		\|image= [[File:Jakelad RadioactiveK.png\|200px]]
	\|name= Jakelad		\|name= Jakelad
	\|race= [[Ageless]] [[Porc]]		\|race= [[Ageless]] [[Porc]]
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	\|gender= Male		\|gender= Male
	\|actor= [[Rob]]		\|actor= [[Rob]]
	\|~~first~~= The Jewel of the Dingo Isles		\|campaigns= The Jewel of the Dingo Isles
	\|affiliation= <br>		\|affiliation= <br>
	* [[Cult of Bones#\|The Cult of Bones]]		* [[Cult of Bones#\|The Cult of Bones]]
	* [[Crew of the Bocoe]] (Formerly)		* [[Crew of the Bocoe]] (Formerly)
	~~\|attribute= <br>~~
	* [http://live.urealms.com/cards#attribute-00001-ageless Ageless]
	* [http://live.urealms.com/cards#attribute-00017-doomed Doomed]
	* [http://live.urealms.com/cards#attribute-00059-heraldofbones Herald of Bones]
	* [http://live.urealms.com/cards#attribute-00014-seadog Seadog]
	\|relative=		\|relative=
	\|alias=		\|alias=