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	:'''~~Bumbly~~:''' ''"And you know what, he died a... noble death?"''		:'''Bumbley:''' ''"And you know what, he died a... noble death?"''
	:'''Yumi:''' ''"Dude got cut in half. I don't know what's really noble about that."''		:'''Yumi:''' ''"Dude got cut in half. I don't know what's really noble about that."''
	::- After the death of the Monkeyfish King's son.		::- After the death of the Monkeyfish King's son.

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Yumi

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	* '''''"Running into a place to wait and die just seems like it kinda sucks."'''''		* '''''"Running into a place to wait and die just seems like it kinda sucks."'''''
	::- On the idea of hiding in a small alcove when chased by ~~Elfs~~.		::- On the idea of hiding in a small alcove when chased by Elves.

	===[[Squinks]]===		===[[Squinks]]===

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Squinks

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	::- When he accidentally turns into a Clockodile instead of an Elf.		::- When he accidentally turns into a Clockodile instead of an Elf.

	* '''''"Ya guess what I snuck around you cause I'm a ~~theif~~!"'''''		* '''''"Yeah guess what? I snuck around you cause I'm a thief!"'''''
	::- When his thievery is question.		::- When his thievery is question.

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	This is a selection of [[~~quotes~~]] from ~~the~~ [[Band of Thieves~~]] [[campaign~~]].		This is a selection of [[Quotes]] from [[Band of Thieves]].

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	This is a selection of [[quotes]] from the [[~~Roamin's~~ Band of Thieves]] [[campaign]].		This is a selection of [[quotes]] from the [[Band of Thieves]] [[campaign]].

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This is a selection of [[quotes]] from the [[Roamin's Band of Thieves]] [[campaign]].

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== Player Quotes ==
===[[Rob]]===

* '''''"Guys, I've tried so hard to affect these guys with rabies, it just ain't happening."'''''
::- Rob, talking to the Twitch chat.

* '''''"Damn it, I was gonna double-infect him."'''''
::- After rolling a 2 when trying to infect Bumbley with rabies a second time.

* '''''"I know there is a 5 percent chance that this actually happens... Fuck me!"'''''
::- Deadbones rolls a 20 and gets to charm the Gemlord.

===[[Yumi]]===

* '''''"Running into a place to wait and die just seems like it kinda sucks."'''''
::- On the idea of hiding in a small alcove when chased by Elfs.

===[[Squinks]]===

* '''''"This is not what I had in mind."'''''
::- When he accidentally turns into a Clockodile instead of an Elf.

* '''''"Ya guess what I snuck around you cause I'm a theif!"'''''
::- When his thievery is question.

===[[Gracias]]===

* '''''"If we throw water on an Elf it becomes a Kobold?"'''''
::- When the party is strangely curious about what happens when they throw water on things.

* '''''"Blunder Bros!"'''''
::- Gracias personal battle cry with Philhipé when aiming their Blunderbusses/Snakehunter during combat.

===[[Bumbley]]===

* '''''"Can I have my sword? You gave me rabies."'''''
::- To Squinks after Squinks makes a Kobold bite him.

* '''''"Man, you know what? Not as bad as you'd think in a butthole."'''''
::- After hiding under the Monkeyfish King's buttocks.

* '''''"K4!"'''''
::- After confirming that kobold number 4 is his name and title.

== NPC Quotes ==
===[[Nisovin]]===

* '''''"It's a dwarf, but the beard goes on his butt."'''''
::- Explaining what a beaver is.

== Dialogue ==

:'''Yumi:''' ''"Okay, here's what we're gonna do: He's Dwarf Number Three."''
:'''Nisovin:''' ''"Why are you calling him Dwarf Number Three?"''
:'''Gracias:''' ''"Don't ask about the first two."''
::- When Bumbley is so excited to be the "first" dwarf on the team that he lets the others name him.

:'''Kobold leader:''' ''"I hate dwarves, but you guys seem to be nice. Hmm... Okay, I guess if he's not really a dwarf - cause, I mean, why would a dwarf be hanging out with gnomes? What's your name, non-dwarf?"''
:'''Bumbley:''' ''"Dwarf Number Three."''
:'''Rob:''' ''"Combat has started."''
::- When trying to negotiate safe passage through the Kobolds' cave.

:'''Gracias:''' ''"So how the heck do you guys burn down buckets of water?"''
:'''Squinks:''' ''"Well... The buckets are made out of wood, and wood burns."''
:'''Gracias:''' ''"But the water is made out of water."''
:'''Squinks:''' ''"Yeah, but the wood is made out of wood."''
:'''Yumi:''' ''"Are you like a scientist or something?"''
::- After the party lose their buckets fighting burning Kobolds.

:'''Bumbly:''' ''"And you know what, he died a... noble death?"''
:'''Yumi:''' ''"Dude got cut in half. I don't know what's really noble about that."''
::- After the death of the Monkeyfish King's son.

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