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User:Faboor

2015-06-29T00:35:44Z

95.103.59.162: Created, added contact info

Heya, my name is Peter and from now on, I will try to do something somewhat useful for this wiki. For me this is a way of showing my respect and appreciation for the show.

If you want to contact me and you think that the talk pages are not a great way of doing it as I do, try these:
: [https://plus.google.com/+PeterKovary23 +PeterKovary23]
: [https://twitter.com/Faboor @Faboor]

Jakelad

2015-06-28T10:41:50Z

95.103.59.162: /* Fate */ Correction, so the sentence would make sense

{{Charbox
|image= File:JakeLad RadioactiveK.png
|name= Jakelad
|race= [[Porc]]
|sub race= [[Porc#Gravehoof|Gravehoof]]
|class= [[Bard]]
|stamina= 43
|gender= Male
|actor= [[Rob]]
|first= The Jewel of the Dingo Isles
|affiliation= [[The Cult of Bones]]
''formerly:'' [[Crew of the Bocoe|Crew Member of the ''Bocoe'']]
|ability= 
* [[Bard#Lullaby|Lullaby]]
* [[Bard#Charm|Charm]]
|equipment= 
* Winter Coat of Protection
* Cutlass
* Flintlock

|relative=
|alias=
|status= Deceased
}}
{| style="background-color:transparent;"
|style=width:50%|
|style=width:50%|
|-
|'''"FUCK THE KOBOLDS!"
|-
|colspan="2"|<div style="text-align:center">— Jakelad</div>
|
|}
'''Jakelad''' is a [[Porc | Gravehoof Porc]] [[Bard]] who is part of [[Merci | Captain Merci's]] crew during [[The Jewel of the Dingo Isles]] campaign. He is the lookout of the [[Bocoe]] and sings whenever there is danger.
== Characteristics ==
He believes in the un-dead gods of the sea as a member of [[the Cult of Bones]], and hates [[Kobolds]] and [[Harpies]]. He loves singing, and shows great racism towards Kobolds in many of his songs. This pleases [[Merci|Captain Merci]] very much, as such he says that he can't have Jakelad doing anything but signing all the time.

== Songs ==
=== Fuck the Kobolds ===
Timestamp: https://youtu.be/eYXzQ3Sb_R0?t=16m35s

Lyrics:
 There once was a captain who was a porc
 And he was the greatest porc
 The captain sailed the seven seas of porc
 He's the captain porc
 
 Fuck the kobolds, let the porcs
 Live forever, let's drown the kobolds
 Fuck the captain, fuck - I mean fuck the kobolds
 Long live the captain
 
 Jakelad the bard!

''Note: [[Merci|Captain Merci]] liked this song so much he said that Jakelad would get extra wages for it.''

=== Coast is Clear Song ===
Timestamp: https://youtu.be/eYXzQ3Sb_R0?t=18m36s

Lyrics:
 Fuck the kobolds, the coast is clear
 I hope the kobolds die first
 Fuck the kobolds, I don't see land
 
 I hope... *

''*Note: [[Merci|Captain Merci]] cuts Jakelad off here with: "Make sure those cannons are spick and span." Jakelad really likes those lyrics and want to add them to his song. Captain Merci says they are perfect and to add them. One can assume from this that this is how the song would continue or end, but there is no confirmation for this. Also note that likely the original song ended with 'the kobolds die first', as that seems to be the established pattern in the song."

=== Harpies are Coming ===
Timestamp: https://youtu.be/eYXzQ3Sb_R0?t=24m5s

Lyrics:
 I just saw a swarm of harpies
 Coming to attack the ship
 We should get below deck
 Or else we'll probably die

=== Ballad of the Ghost Monsters ===
Timestamp: https://youtu.be/e5do0WkWeKo?t=25m5s

Lyrics:
 Fuck the kobolds, fuck 'em in the eye
 Fuck the kobolds, fuck 'em till they die
 Fuck the kobolds, I hate all of them
 Let's turn them into fish yogurt

''Note: [[Merci|Captain Merci]] likes this song so much he says that Jakelad's share is going up.''

=== Crew Motivation Song ===
Timestamp: https://youtu.be/e5do0WkWeKo?t=36m1s

Lyrics:
 Fuck the kobolds, fuck them dry
 Fuck the kobolds, fuck 'em in the eye
 Fuck the kobolds, fuck 'em till they die
 I hope that we live so I can keep singing

''Note: this song was the result of [[Merci|Captain Merci's]] order to go below deck and sing a song to motivate the crew, ie [[Kinney Boots]] and [[Jo Krysstal|Ol' Jo Krysstal]]. Obviously the kobolds did not appreciate the song.''

== Powers / Abilities ==

=== Lullaby ===

Jakelad creates an impromptu song to sing to the table that relates to the events currently unfolding. If his song should impress the Game Master, he may put all enemies who hear it to sleep.

=== Charm ===

Jakelad may attempt to charm a target. If successful he controls their actions on their turn until they break free.

== Belongings ==

===Treasures===
* [[Treasures#Winter Coat of Protection | Winter Coat of Protection]]
===Items===
* [[Items#Cutlass | Cutlass]]
* [[Items#Flintlock_Pistol | Flintlock Pistol]]

===RP Items===
* [[Accessories#Dvergr_Rope | Dvergr Rope]]
* [[Accessories#Spellblade_Pasta_Bread | Spellblade Pasta Bread]]

== Fate ==
Jakelad's skull was crushed by [[Kinney Boots|Kinney Boots']] mace [[Treasures#Lieutenant Surge|Lieutenant Surge]], killing him, after he revealed his affiliation with [[List of Organizations#The Cult of Bones|The Cult of Bones]] and betrayed the crew, attempting to kill them. Kinney Boots brutally murdered Jakelad ultimately because of his racist songs, Jakelad's betrayal of the crew merely acted as a catalyst to his death.

== Trivia ==
*During the stream DeadBones had joked that Jakelad had a twitter account for his charm ability. A fan later created the account [https://twitter.com/Jake_TheLad @Jake_Thelad].
*He was a Cultist of Bones in disguise, and went anti-party when the Behemoth attacked.
*When Captain Merci cuts him off during his Coast is Clear song, it is revealed that the Copyright Law exists.

{{Pirates}}
[[Category: Characters]]
[[Category: Porcs]]
[[Category: Bards]]
[[Category: NPC]]

Jakelad

2015-06-28T10:39:38Z

95.103.59.162: /* Crew Motivation Song */ Timestamp link correction

{{Charbox
|image= File:JakeLad RadioactiveK.png
|name= Jakelad
|race= [[Porc]]
|sub race= [[Porc#Gravehoof|Gravehoof]]
|class= [[Bard]]
|stamina= 43
|gender= Male
|actor= [[Rob]]
|first= The Jewel of the Dingo Isles
|affiliation= [[The Cult of Bones]]
''formerly:'' [[Crew of the Bocoe|Crew Member of the ''Bocoe'']]
|ability= 
* [[Bard#Lullaby|Lullaby]]
* [[Bard#Charm|Charm]]
|equipment= 
* Winter Coat of Protection
* Cutlass
* Flintlock

|relative=
|alias=
|status= Deceased
}}
{| style="background-color:transparent;"
|style=width:50%|
|style=width:50%|
|-
|'''"FUCK THE KOBOLDS!"
|-
|colspan="2"|<div style="text-align:center">— Jakelad</div>
|
|}
'''Jakelad''' is a [[Porc | Gravehoof Porc]] [[Bard]] who is part of [[Merci | Captain Merci's]] crew during [[The Jewel of the Dingo Isles]] campaign. He is the lookout of the [[Bocoe]] and sings whenever there is danger.
== Characteristics ==
He believes in the un-dead gods of the sea as a member of [[the Cult of Bones]], and hates [[Kobolds]] and [[Harpies]]. He loves singing, and shows great racism towards Kobolds in many of his songs. This pleases [[Merci|Captain Merci]] very much, as such he says that he can't have Jakelad doing anything but signing all the time.

== Songs ==
=== Fuck the Kobolds ===
Timestamp: https://youtu.be/eYXzQ3Sb_R0?t=16m35s

Lyrics:
 There once was a captain who was a porc
 And he was the greatest porc
 The captain sailed the seven seas of porc
 He's the captain porc
 
 Fuck the kobolds, let the porcs
 Live forever, let's drown the kobolds
 Fuck the captain, fuck - I mean fuck the kobolds
 Long live the captain
 
 Jakelad the bard!

''Note: [[Merci|Captain Merci]] liked this song so much he said that Jakelad would get extra wages for it.''

=== Coast is Clear Song ===
Timestamp: https://youtu.be/eYXzQ3Sb_R0?t=18m36s

Lyrics:
 Fuck the kobolds, the coast is clear
 I hope the kobolds die first
 Fuck the kobolds, I don't see land
 
 I hope... *

''*Note: [[Merci|Captain Merci]] cuts Jakelad off here with: "Make sure those cannons are spick and span." Jakelad really likes those lyrics and want to add them to his song. Captain Merci says they are perfect and to add them. One can assume from this that this is how the song would continue or end, but there is no confirmation for this. Also note that likely the original song ended with 'the kobolds die first', as that seems to be the established pattern in the song."

=== Harpies are Coming ===
Timestamp: https://youtu.be/eYXzQ3Sb_R0?t=24m5s

Lyrics:
 I just saw a swarm of harpies
 Coming to attack the ship
 We should get below deck
 Or else we'll probably die

=== Ballad of the Ghost Monsters ===
Timestamp: https://youtu.be/e5do0WkWeKo?t=25m5s

Lyrics:
 Fuck the kobolds, fuck 'em in the eye
 Fuck the kobolds, fuck 'em till they die
 Fuck the kobolds, I hate all of them
 Let's turn them into fish yogurt

''Note: [[Merci|Captain Merci]] likes this song so much he says that Jakelad's share is going up.''

=== Crew Motivation Song ===
Timestamp: https://youtu.be/e5do0WkWeKo?t=36m1s

Lyrics:
 Fuck the kobolds, fuck them dry
 Fuck the kobolds, fuck 'em in the eye
 Fuck the kobolds, fuck 'em till they die
 I hope that we live so I can keep singing

''Note: this song was the result of [[Merci|Captain Merci's]] order to go below deck and sing a song to motivate the crew, ie [[Kinney Boots]] and [[Jo Krysstal|Ol' Jo Krysstal]]. Obviously the kobolds did not appreciate the song.''

== Powers / Abilities ==

=== Lullaby ===

Jakelad creates an impromptu song to sing to the table that relates to the events currently unfolding. If his song should impress the Game Master, he may put all enemies who hear it to sleep.

=== Charm ===

Jakelad may attempt to charm a target. If successful he controls their actions on their turn until they break free.

== Belongings ==

===Treasures===
* [[Treasures#Winter Coat of Protection | Winter Coat of Protection]]
===Items===
* [[Items#Cutlass | Cutlass]]
* [[Items#Flintlock_Pistol | Flintlock Pistol]]

===RP Items===
* [[Accessories#Dvergr_Rope | Dvergr Rope]]
* [[Accessories#Spellblade_Pasta_Bread | Spellblade Pasta Bread]]

== Fate ==
Jakelad's skull was crushed by [[Kinney Boots|Kinney Boots']] mace [[Treasures#Lieutenant Surge|Lieutenant Surge]], killing him, after he revealed his affiliation with [[List of Organizations#The Cult of Bones|The Cult of Bones]] and betrayed the crew, attempting to kill them. Kinney Boots brutally murdered Jakelad ultimately because of his racist songs, Jakelad's betrayal of the crew merely attacked as a catalyst to his death.

== Trivia ==
*During the stream DeadBones had joked that Jakelad had a twitter account for his charm ability. A fan later created the account [https://twitter.com/Jake_TheLad @Jake_Thelad].
*He was a Cultist of Bones in disguise, and went anti-party when the Behemoth attacked.
*When Captain Merci cuts him off during his Coast is Clear song, it is revealed that the Copyright Law exists.

{{Pirates}}
[[Category: Characters]]
[[Category: Porcs]]
[[Category: Bards]]
[[Category: NPC]]

Jakelad

2015-06-28T10:37:32Z

95.103.59.162: /* Ballad of the Ghost Monsters */ Timestamp link correction

{{Charbox
|image= File:JakeLad RadioactiveK.png
|name= Jakelad
|race= [[Porc]]
|sub race= [[Porc#Gravehoof|Gravehoof]]
|class= [[Bard]]
|stamina= 43
|gender= Male
|actor= [[Rob]]
|first= The Jewel of the Dingo Isles
|affiliation= [[The Cult of Bones]]
''formerly:'' [[Crew of the Bocoe|Crew Member of the ''Bocoe'']]
|ability= 
* [[Bard#Lullaby|Lullaby]]
* [[Bard#Charm|Charm]]
|equipment= 
* Winter Coat of Protection
* Cutlass
* Flintlock

|relative=
|alias=
|status= Deceased
}}
{| style="background-color:transparent;"
|style=width:50%|
|style=width:50%|
|-
|'''"FUCK THE KOBOLDS!"
|-
|colspan="2"|<div style="text-align:center">— Jakelad</div>
|
|}
'''Jakelad''' is a [[Porc | Gravehoof Porc]] [[Bard]] who is part of [[Merci | Captain Merci's]] crew during [[The Jewel of the Dingo Isles]] campaign. He is the lookout of the [[Bocoe]] and sings whenever there is danger.
== Characteristics ==
He believes in the un-dead gods of the sea as a member of [[the Cult of Bones]], and hates [[Kobolds]] and [[Harpies]]. He loves singing, and shows great racism towards Kobolds in many of his songs. This pleases [[Merci|Captain Merci]] very much, as such he says that he can't have Jakelad doing anything but signing all the time.

== Songs ==
=== Fuck the Kobolds ===
Timestamp: https://youtu.be/eYXzQ3Sb_R0?t=16m35s

Lyrics:
 There once was a captain who was a porc
 And he was the greatest porc
 The captain sailed the seven seas of porc
 He's the captain porc
 
 Fuck the kobolds, let the porcs
 Live forever, let's drown the kobolds
 Fuck the captain, fuck - I mean fuck the kobolds
 Long live the captain
 
 Jakelad the bard!

''Note: [[Merci|Captain Merci]] liked this song so much he said that Jakelad would get extra wages for it.''

=== Coast is Clear Song ===
Timestamp: https://youtu.be/eYXzQ3Sb_R0?t=18m36s

Lyrics:
 Fuck the kobolds, the coast is clear
 I hope the kobolds die first
 Fuck the kobolds, I don't see land
 
 I hope... *

''*Note: [[Merci|Captain Merci]] cuts Jakelad off here with: "Make sure those cannons are spick and span." Jakelad really likes those lyrics and want to add them to his song. Captain Merci says they are perfect and to add them. One can assume from this that this is how the song would continue or end, but there is no confirmation for this. Also note that likely the original song ended with 'the kobolds die first', as that seems to be the established pattern in the song."

=== Harpies are Coming ===
Timestamp: https://youtu.be/eYXzQ3Sb_R0?t=24m5s

Lyrics:
 I just saw a swarm of harpies
 Coming to attack the ship
 We should get below deck
 Or else we'll probably die

=== Ballad of the Ghost Monsters ===
Timestamp: https://youtu.be/e5do0WkWeKo?t=25m5s

Lyrics:
 Fuck the kobolds, fuck 'em in the eye
 Fuck the kobolds, fuck 'em till they die
 Fuck the kobolds, I hate all of them
 Let's turn them into fish yogurt

''Note: [[Merci|Captain Merci]] likes this song so much he says that Jakelad's share is going up.''

=== Crew Motivation Song ===
Timestamp: https://youtube.com/watch?v=e5do0WkWeKo=36m1s

Lyrics:
 Fuck the kobolds, fuck them dry
 Fuck the kobolds, fuck 'em in the eye
 Fuck the kobolds, fuck 'em till they die
 I hope that we live so I can keep singing

''Note: this song was the result of [[Merci|Captain Merci's]] order to go below deck and sing a song to motivate the crew, ie [[Kinney Boots]] and [[Jo Krysstal|Ol' Jo Krysstal]]. Obviously the kobolds did not appreciate the song.''

== Powers / Abilities ==

=== Lullaby ===

Jakelad creates an impromptu song to sing to the table that relates to the events currently unfolding. If his song should impress the Game Master, he may put all enemies who hear it to sleep.

=== Charm ===

Jakelad may attempt to charm a target. If successful he controls their actions on their turn until they break free.

== Belongings ==

===Treasures===
* [[Treasures#Winter Coat of Protection | Winter Coat of Protection]]
===Items===
* [[Items#Cutlass | Cutlass]]
* [[Items#Flintlock_Pistol | Flintlock Pistol]]

===RP Items===
* [[Accessories#Dvergr_Rope | Dvergr Rope]]
* [[Accessories#Spellblade_Pasta_Bread | Spellblade Pasta Bread]]

== Fate ==
Jakelad's skull was crushed by [[Kinney Boots|Kinney Boots']] mace [[Treasures#Lieutenant Surge|Lieutenant Surge]], killing him, after he revealed his affiliation with [[List of Organizations#The Cult of Bones|The Cult of Bones]] and betrayed the crew, attempting to kill them. Kinney Boots brutally murdered Jakelad ultimately because of his racist songs, Jakelad's betrayal of the crew merely attacked as a catalyst to his death.

== Trivia ==
*During the stream DeadBones had joked that Jakelad had a twitter account for his charm ability. A fan later created the account [https://twitter.com/Jake_TheLad @Jake_Thelad].
*He was a Cultist of Bones in disguise, and went anti-party when the Behemoth attacked.
*When Captain Merci cuts him off during his Coast is Clear song, it is revealed that the Copyright Law exists.

{{Pirates}}
[[Category: Characters]]
[[Category: Porcs]]
[[Category: Bards]]
[[Category: NPC]]

Jakelad

2015-06-28T10:33:48Z

95.103.59.162: /* Harpies are Coming */ Timestamp link correction

{{Charbox
|image= File:JakeLad RadioactiveK.png
|name= Jakelad
|race= [[Porc]]
|sub race= [[Porc#Gravehoof|Gravehoof]]
|class= [[Bard]]
|stamina= 43
|gender= Male
|actor= [[Rob]]
|first= The Jewel of the Dingo Isles
|affiliation= [[The Cult of Bones]]
''formerly:'' [[Crew of the Bocoe|Crew Member of the ''Bocoe'']]
|ability= 
* [[Bard#Lullaby|Lullaby]]
* [[Bard#Charm|Charm]]
|equipment= 
* Winter Coat of Protection
* Cutlass
* Flintlock

|relative=
|alias=
|status= Deceased
}}
{| style="background-color:transparent;"
|style=width:50%|
|style=width:50%|
|-
|'''"FUCK THE KOBOLDS!"
|-
|colspan="2"|<div style="text-align:center">— Jakelad</div>
|
|}
'''Jakelad''' is a [[Porc | Gravehoof Porc]] [[Bard]] who is part of [[Merci | Captain Merci's]] crew during [[The Jewel of the Dingo Isles]] campaign. He is the lookout of the [[Bocoe]] and sings whenever there is danger.
== Characteristics ==
He believes in the un-dead gods of the sea as a member of [[the Cult of Bones]], and hates [[Kobolds]] and [[Harpies]]. He loves singing, and shows great racism towards Kobolds in many of his songs. This pleases [[Merci|Captain Merci]] very much, as such he says that he can't have Jakelad doing anything but signing all the time.

== Songs ==
=== Fuck the Kobolds ===
Timestamp: https://youtu.be/eYXzQ3Sb_R0?t=16m35s

Lyrics:
 There once was a captain who was a porc
 And he was the greatest porc
 The captain sailed the seven seas of porc
 He's the captain porc
 
 Fuck the kobolds, let the porcs
 Live forever, let's drown the kobolds
 Fuck the captain, fuck - I mean fuck the kobolds
 Long live the captain
 
 Jakelad the bard!

''Note: [[Merci|Captain Merci]] liked this song so much he said that Jakelad would get extra wages for it.''

=== Coast is Clear Song ===
Timestamp: https://youtu.be/eYXzQ3Sb_R0?t=18m36s

Lyrics:
 Fuck the kobolds, the coast is clear
 I hope the kobolds die first
 Fuck the kobolds, I don't see land
 
 I hope... *

''*Note: [[Merci|Captain Merci]] cuts Jakelad off here with: "Make sure those cannons are spick and span." Jakelad really likes those lyrics and want to add them to his song. Captain Merci says they are perfect and to add them. One can assume from this that this is how the song would continue or end, but there is no confirmation for this. Also note that likely the original song ended with 'the kobolds die first', as that seems to be the established pattern in the song."

=== Harpies are Coming ===
Timestamp: https://youtu.be/eYXzQ3Sb_R0?t=24m5s

Lyrics:
 I just saw a swarm of harpies
 Coming to attack the ship
 We should get below deck
 Or else we'll probably die

=== Ballad of the Ghost Monsters ===
Timestamp: https://youtube.com/watch?v=e5do0WkWeKo=25m5s

Lyrics:
 Fuck the kobolds, fuck 'em in the eye
 Fuck the kobolds, fuck 'em till they die
 Fuck the kobolds, I hate all of them
 Let's turn them into fish yogurt

''Note: [[Merci|Captain Merci]] likes this song so much he says that Jakelad's share is going up.''

=== Crew Motivation Song ===
Timestamp: https://youtube.com/watch?v=e5do0WkWeKo=36m1s

Lyrics:
 Fuck the kobolds, fuck them dry
 Fuck the kobolds, fuck 'em in the eye
 Fuck the kobolds, fuck 'em till they die
 I hope that we live so I can keep singing

''Note: this song was the result of [[Merci|Captain Merci's]] order to go below deck and sing a song to motivate the crew, ie [[Kinney Boots]] and [[Jo Krysstal|Ol' Jo Krysstal]]. Obviously the kobolds did not appreciate the song.''

== Powers / Abilities ==

=== Lullaby ===

Jakelad creates an impromptu song to sing to the table that relates to the events currently unfolding. If his song should impress the Game Master, he may put all enemies who hear it to sleep.

=== Charm ===

Jakelad may attempt to charm a target. If successful he controls their actions on their turn until they break free.

== Belongings ==

===Treasures===
* [[Treasures#Winter Coat of Protection | Winter Coat of Protection]]
===Items===
* [[Items#Cutlass | Cutlass]]
* [[Items#Flintlock_Pistol | Flintlock Pistol]]

===RP Items===
* [[Accessories#Dvergr_Rope | Dvergr Rope]]
* [[Accessories#Spellblade_Pasta_Bread | Spellblade Pasta Bread]]

== Fate ==
Jakelad's skull was crushed by [[Kinney Boots|Kinney Boots']] mace [[Treasures#Lieutenant Surge|Lieutenant Surge]], killing him, after he revealed his affiliation with [[List of Organizations#The Cult of Bones|The Cult of Bones]] and betrayed the crew, attempting to kill them. Kinney Boots brutally murdered Jakelad ultimately because of his racist songs, Jakelad's betrayal of the crew merely attacked as a catalyst to his death.

== Trivia ==
*During the stream DeadBones had joked that Jakelad had a twitter account for his charm ability. A fan later created the account [https://twitter.com/Jake_TheLad @Jake_Thelad].
*He was a Cultist of Bones in disguise, and went anti-party when the Behemoth attacked.
*When Captain Merci cuts him off during his Coast is Clear song, it is revealed that the Copyright Law exists.

{{Pirates}}
[[Category: Characters]]
[[Category: Porcs]]
[[Category: Bards]]
[[Category: NPC]]

Jakelad

2015-06-28T10:32:28Z

95.103.59.162: /* Coast is Clear Song */ Timestamp link correction

{{Charbox
|image= File:JakeLad RadioactiveK.png
|name= Jakelad
|race= [[Porc]]
|sub race= [[Porc#Gravehoof|Gravehoof]]
|class= [[Bard]]
|stamina= 43
|gender= Male
|actor= [[Rob]]
|first= The Jewel of the Dingo Isles
|affiliation= [[The Cult of Bones]]
''formerly:'' [[Crew of the Bocoe|Crew Member of the ''Bocoe'']]
|ability= 
* [[Bard#Lullaby|Lullaby]]
* [[Bard#Charm|Charm]]
|equipment= 
* Winter Coat of Protection
* Cutlass
* Flintlock

|relative=
|alias=
|status= Deceased
}}
{| style="background-color:transparent;"
|style=width:50%|
|style=width:50%|
|-
|'''"FUCK THE KOBOLDS!"
|-
|colspan="2"|<div style="text-align:center">— Jakelad</div>
|
|}
'''Jakelad''' is a [[Porc | Gravehoof Porc]] [[Bard]] who is part of [[Merci | Captain Merci's]] crew during [[The Jewel of the Dingo Isles]] campaign. He is the lookout of the [[Bocoe]] and sings whenever there is danger.
== Characteristics ==
He believes in the un-dead gods of the sea as a member of [[the Cult of Bones]], and hates [[Kobolds]] and [[Harpies]]. He loves singing, and shows great racism towards Kobolds in many of his songs. This pleases [[Merci|Captain Merci]] very much, as such he says that he can't have Jakelad doing anything but signing all the time.

== Songs ==
=== Fuck the Kobolds ===
Timestamp: https://youtu.be/eYXzQ3Sb_R0?t=16m35s

Lyrics:
 There once was a captain who was a porc
 And he was the greatest porc
 The captain sailed the seven seas of porc
 He's the captain porc
 
 Fuck the kobolds, let the porcs
 Live forever, let's drown the kobolds
 Fuck the captain, fuck - I mean fuck the kobolds
 Long live the captain
 
 Jakelad the bard!

''Note: [[Merci|Captain Merci]] liked this song so much he said that Jakelad would get extra wages for it.''

=== Coast is Clear Song ===
Timestamp: https://youtu.be/eYXzQ3Sb_R0?t=18m36s

Lyrics:
 Fuck the kobolds, the coast is clear
 I hope the kobolds die first
 Fuck the kobolds, I don't see land
 
 I hope... *

''*Note: [[Merci|Captain Merci]] cuts Jakelad off here with: "Make sure those cannons are spick and span." Jakelad really likes those lyrics and want to add them to his song. Captain Merci says they are perfect and to add them. One can assume from this that this is how the song would continue or end, but there is no confirmation for this. Also note that likely the original song ended with 'the kobolds die first', as that seems to be the established pattern in the song."

=== Harpies are Coming ===
Timestamp: https://youtube.com/watch?v=eYXzQ3Sb_R0=24m5s

Lyrics:
 I just saw a swarm of harpies
 Coming to attack the ship
 We should get below deck
 Or else we'll probably die

=== Ballad of the Ghost Monsters ===
Timestamp: https://youtube.com/watch?v=e5do0WkWeKo=25m5s

Lyrics:
 Fuck the kobolds, fuck 'em in the eye
 Fuck the kobolds, fuck 'em till they die
 Fuck the kobolds, I hate all of them
 Let's turn them into fish yogurt

''Note: [[Merci|Captain Merci]] likes this song so much he says that Jakelad's share is going up.''

=== Crew Motivation Song ===
Timestamp: https://youtube.com/watch?v=e5do0WkWeKo=36m1s

Lyrics:
 Fuck the kobolds, fuck them dry
 Fuck the kobolds, fuck 'em in the eye
 Fuck the kobolds, fuck 'em till they die
 I hope that we live so I can keep singing

''Note: this song was the result of [[Merci|Captain Merci's]] order to go below deck and sing a song to motivate the crew, ie [[Kinney Boots]] and [[Jo Krysstal|Ol' Jo Krysstal]]. Obviously the kobolds did not appreciate the song.''

== Powers / Abilities ==

=== Lullaby ===

Jakelad creates an impromptu song to sing to the table that relates to the events currently unfolding. If his song should impress the Game Master, he may put all enemies who hear it to sleep.

=== Charm ===

Jakelad may attempt to charm a target. If successful he controls their actions on their turn until they break free.

== Belongings ==

===Treasures===
* [[Treasures#Winter Coat of Protection | Winter Coat of Protection]]
===Items===
* [[Items#Cutlass | Cutlass]]
* [[Items#Flintlock_Pistol | Flintlock Pistol]]

===RP Items===
* [[Accessories#Dvergr_Rope | Dvergr Rope]]
* [[Accessories#Spellblade_Pasta_Bread | Spellblade Pasta Bread]]

== Fate ==
Jakelad's skull was crushed by [[Kinney Boots|Kinney Boots']] mace [[Treasures#Lieutenant Surge|Lieutenant Surge]], killing him, after he revealed his affiliation with [[List of Organizations#The Cult of Bones|The Cult of Bones]] and betrayed the crew, attempting to kill them. Kinney Boots brutally murdered Jakelad ultimately because of his racist songs, Jakelad's betrayal of the crew merely attacked as a catalyst to his death.

== Trivia ==
*During the stream DeadBones had joked that Jakelad had a twitter account for his charm ability. A fan later created the account [https://twitter.com/Jake_TheLad @Jake_Thelad].
*He was a Cultist of Bones in disguise, and went anti-party when the Behemoth attacked.
*When Captain Merci cuts him off during his Coast is Clear song, it is revealed that the Copyright Law exists.

{{Pirates}}
[[Category: Characters]]
[[Category: Porcs]]
[[Category: Bards]]
[[Category: NPC]]

Jakelad

2015-06-28T10:31:04Z

95.103.59.162: /* Fuck the Kobolds */ Timestamp link correction

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|image= File:JakeLad RadioactiveK.png
|name= Jakelad
|race= [[Porc]]
|sub race= [[Porc#Gravehoof|Gravehoof]]
|class= [[Bard]]
|stamina= 43
|gender= Male
|actor= [[Rob]]
|first= The Jewel of the Dingo Isles
|affiliation= [[The Cult of Bones]]
''formerly:'' [[Crew of the Bocoe|Crew Member of the ''Bocoe'']]
|ability= 
* [[Bard#Lullaby|Lullaby]]
* [[Bard#Charm|Charm]]
|equipment= 
* Winter Coat of Protection
* Cutlass
* Flintlock

|relative=
|alias=
|status= Deceased
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|style=width:50%|
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|'''"FUCK THE KOBOLDS!"
|-
|colspan="2"|<div style="text-align:center">— Jakelad</div>
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'''Jakelad''' is a [[Porc | Gravehoof Porc]] [[Bard]] who is part of [[Merci | Captain Merci's]] crew during [[The Jewel of the Dingo Isles]] campaign. He is the lookout of the [[Bocoe]] and sings whenever there is danger.
== Characteristics ==
He believes in the un-dead gods of the sea as a member of [[the Cult of Bones]], and hates [[Kobolds]] and [[Harpies]]. He loves singing, and shows great racism towards Kobolds in many of his songs. This pleases [[Merci|Captain Merci]] very much, as such he says that he can't have Jakelad doing anything but signing all the time.

== Songs ==
=== Fuck the Kobolds ===
Timestamp: https://youtu.be/eYXzQ3Sb_R0?t=16m35s

Lyrics:
 There once was a captain who was a porc
 And he was the greatest porc
 The captain sailed the seven seas of porc
 He's the captain porc
 
 Fuck the kobolds, let the porcs
 Live forever, let's drown the kobolds
 Fuck the captain, fuck - I mean fuck the kobolds
 Long live the captain
 
 Jakelad the bard!

''Note: [[Merci|Captain Merci]] liked this song so much he said that Jakelad would get extra wages for it.''

=== Coast is Clear Song ===
Timestamp: https://youtube.com/watch?v=eYXzQ3Sb_R0=18m36s

Lyrics:
 Fuck the kobolds, the coast is clear
 I hope the kobolds die first
 Fuck the kobolds, I don't see land
 
 I hope... *

''*Note: [[Merci|Captain Merci]] cuts Jakelad off here with: "Make sure those cannons are spick and span." Jakelad really likes those lyrics and want to add them to his song. Captain Merci says they are perfect and to add them. One can assume from this that this is how the song would continue or end, but there is no confirmation for this. Also note that likely the original song ended with 'the kobolds die first', as that seems to be the established pattern in the song."

=== Harpies are Coming ===
Timestamp: https://youtube.com/watch?v=eYXzQ3Sb_R0=24m5s

Lyrics:
 I just saw a swarm of harpies
 Coming to attack the ship
 We should get below deck
 Or else we'll probably die

=== Ballad of the Ghost Monsters ===
Timestamp: https://youtube.com/watch?v=e5do0WkWeKo=25m5s

Lyrics:
 Fuck the kobolds, fuck 'em in the eye
 Fuck the kobolds, fuck 'em till they die
 Fuck the kobolds, I hate all of them
 Let's turn them into fish yogurt

''Note: [[Merci|Captain Merci]] likes this song so much he says that Jakelad's share is going up.''

=== Crew Motivation Song ===
Timestamp: https://youtube.com/watch?v=e5do0WkWeKo=36m1s

Lyrics:
 Fuck the kobolds, fuck them dry
 Fuck the kobolds, fuck 'em in the eye
 Fuck the kobolds, fuck 'em till they die
 I hope that we live so I can keep singing

''Note: this song was the result of [[Merci|Captain Merci's]] order to go below deck and sing a song to motivate the crew, ie [[Kinney Boots]] and [[Jo Krysstal|Ol' Jo Krysstal]]. Obviously the kobolds did not appreciate the song.''

== Powers / Abilities ==

=== Lullaby ===

Jakelad creates an impromptu song to sing to the table that relates to the events currently unfolding. If his song should impress the Game Master, he may put all enemies who hear it to sleep.

=== Charm ===

Jakelad may attempt to charm a target. If successful he controls their actions on their turn until they break free.

== Belongings ==

===Treasures===
* [[Treasures#Winter Coat of Protection | Winter Coat of Protection]]
===Items===
* [[Items#Cutlass | Cutlass]]
* [[Items#Flintlock_Pistol | Flintlock Pistol]]

===RP Items===
* [[Accessories#Dvergr_Rope | Dvergr Rope]]
* [[Accessories#Spellblade_Pasta_Bread | Spellblade Pasta Bread]]

== Fate ==
Jakelad's skull was crushed by [[Kinney Boots|Kinney Boots']] mace [[Treasures#Lieutenant Surge|Lieutenant Surge]], killing him, after he revealed his affiliation with [[List of Organizations#The Cult of Bones|The Cult of Bones]] and betrayed the crew, attempting to kill them. Kinney Boots brutally murdered Jakelad ultimately because of his racist songs, Jakelad's betrayal of the crew merely attacked as a catalyst to his death.

== Trivia ==
*During the stream DeadBones had joked that Jakelad had a twitter account for his charm ability. A fan later created the account [https://twitter.com/Jake_TheLad @Jake_Thelad].
*He was a Cultist of Bones in disguise, and went anti-party when the Behemoth attacked.
*When Captain Merci cuts him off during his Coast is Clear song, it is revealed that the Copyright Law exists.

{{Pirates}}
[[Category: Characters]]
[[Category: Porcs]]
[[Category: Bards]]
[[Category: NPC]]