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Jo Krysstal

2015-10-01T17:37:07Z

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{{Charbox
|image= File:JoKrisstal RadioactiveK.png
|name= Jo Krysstal
|race= [[Kobold]]
|sub race= [[Kobold#Triton Ground|Triton Ground Kobold]]
|class= [[Booty Raider]]
|stamina= 35
|gender= Male
|actor= [[Justin]]
|first= The Jewel of the Dingo Isles
|affiliation= [[Crew of the Bocoe|Crew Member of the ''Bocoe'']]
|ability= <br>
* [[Booty Raider#Golden Shot|Golden Shot]]
* [[Booty Raider#Grapple Gun|Grapple Gun]]
* [[The Booty Curse]]
|equipment= <br>
* [[Cutlass]]
* [[Flintlock Pistol]]
* [[Dragonskin Bow]]
* [[Spellwall Armor]]
* [[Branded Pain of Fortune]]
* [[Ring of Fire]]
* [[Shadowshade]]
* [[Dulled Vopral Slayer]]
* [[Eyes of N'locnil]]
* [[Heartbark Crossbow]]
* [[Ginyu's Shard of Perversion]]
|relative= <br>
*Cousin: [[Kinney Boots]]
*Unknown Relation: [[Jack Krystaal]]
|alias= Ol' Jo
|status= Presumed Deceased
|gold=500
}}
'''Jo Krysstal''' was a [[Kobold#Triton Ground|Triton Ground Kobold]] [[Booty Raider]] who was a crew member on the ''[[Bocoe]]'' during [[The Jewel of the Dingo Isles]] campaign, portrayed by [[Justin]]. He was in charge of the port side cannons on the Bocoe.

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==Characteristics==
===Appearance===
Jo Krysstal was a male Kobold with a neutral frame, brown rock fur, and green eyes. Jo wore very little, only wearing a pair of black pants that end just after his knees and held up by a red rope, a red bandana with a pink comb, beige bandages wrapped around his forearms and ankles, and a backpack to hold his Dragonskin Bow and various treasures.

===Personality===
He was extremely driven by treasure and was very greedy. He also shows no affection for Pot Puppies. Along with having the most luck of finding random treasure in any places.

==Relationships==

===Kinney Boots===

===Captain Merci===

===McCoy===

===Octivias===

===Maelstrom===

===Cain===

==Powers & Abilities==
===Passives===
*[[Eyes of N'locnil]] - No Stamina Cost
*[[Kobold#Kobold|Fortunately Unfortunate]]
*[[Triton Ground|Berserking]]
*[[Kobold#Immunity to Rabies|Immunity to Rabies]]
*[[Branded Pain of Fortune]] - Criticall Failures becomes Criticals.

===Booty Raider Abilities===
*[[Golden Shot]]
*[[Grapple Gun]]
*[[The Booty Curse]]

==Belongings==
===Treasures===
* [[Treasures#Dragonskin_Bow | Dragonskin Bow]]
* [[Treasures#Spellwall_Armor | Spellwall Armour]]
* [[Branded Pain of Fortune]]
* [[Wiggly Wrench]]
* [[Shadowshade]]
* [[Ring of Fire]]
* [[Eyes of N'locnil]]
* [[Heartbark Crossbow]] x2
* [[Ginyu's Shard of Perversion]]
* [[Frog on a Stick]]
* [[Soul Puppet]]
* [[Nobleborn Knife]]
* [[Treasures#Electronet_Pistol|Electronet Pistol]], As a gift from [[Maelstrom]]

===Items===
* [[Items#Cutlass | Cutlass]]
* [[Items#Flintlock_Pistol | Flintlock Pistol]]

===Accessories===
* [[Accessories#Coral_Comb | Coral Comb]]

===Former Treasures===
* [[Winechestors Finest]]: Golden Shot
* [[Heartwall Locket]]: Wiggly Wrenched
* [[Crystal Catalyst]]: Wiggly Wrenched
* [[Wellforn Ruby]]: Wiggly Wrenched
* [[Dulled Vopral Slayer]]: Wiggly Wrenched
* [[Elaphelk Horn Blade]]: Golden Shot
* [[Treasures#Knife_Slinger|Knife Slinger]]: Golden Shot
* [[Raskum Claws]]: Golden Shot

==History==
===Background===
In his early pirating days he had his bandana, which makes it very sentimentally valuable to him. It is unknown at what point Krysstal joined the crew of the ''Bocoe'', but he chose to follow [[Merci|Captain Merci]] for the sole reason of seeking out treasure. He also referenced his cousin, [[Kinney Boots]], to be another crew member for the journey to the Dingo Isles.

===[[The Jewel of the Dingo Isles]]===
Started off as Jo idea to join the Bocoe full of porcs due to not caring what crew of pirates to join as long he was getting treasure. In the first job(so far we know) at Dingo Isle. During that [[Octivias]] made Jo try fish soup that did not like it and was force to milk him. When an herd of harpy attack the ship Jo stole a [[Wiggly Wrench]] from a harpy, stole owlbear fur along with [[Crystal Catalyst]],fish out a [[Wellforn Ruby]] attempting to save [[Octivias]] and lost his beloved spare hat he had as a kid by the harpies. Afterward when it was dark and foggy Carl the [[Behemoth]] appear at the Bocoe. Jo counterattack the creature's arrival by loading/firing the cannons using his grapple-gun while finding a [[Shadowshade]] that a dead harpy dropped, Captain Merci order to [[Wiggly Wrench]]ed his [[Dulled Vopral Slayer]] to heal McCoy and damage the last of the [[Behemoth]]'s tentacle. Finally reaching the Dingo Isles filled with skeletons, statue and ancient temple ruins once they enter the dingo temple the crew got trapped inside by Enchanted statues blocking the entrance so they must go deeper into the temple. Through out the exploration in the temple Jo hear their were treasure chest but was denied by [[Octivias]] blocking the way and wasn't in the mood to handle [[Octivias]] singing that "song" to go through. Suddenly they reach a dead end with a huge room having a grill floor with heavy steel door when the crew get all the way the room a Grill pit trap was sprung fire erupted. During that a basket of pot puppies surrounded by skeleton drop down so McCoy,Kinney and Merci try to rescue the puppies. Since Jo didn't care about the puppies because they are not treasures he mainly focus on the destroying the door with [[Octivias]] using all the his treasure and golden shots to get out the Grill pit trap especially discovering Kinney's [[Winechestors Finest]] was never lost at sea but instead was in Kinney's coat using grapple-gun then use it for golden shot until the door break escaping to the next room with pot puppies.In the next room was a giant skeleton guarding the jewel but McCoy was able to get the jewel since McCoy was pure of heart holding two puppy except the giant skeleton open and close a golden door where some gold spill out then Jo treasure lust kicked in however was cool down once the Bocoe crew show him the jewel. After it was all over enter back into the ship and celebrate the victory.

===[[The New Crew]]===
Jo continues the campaign with the Bocoe, eventually making his way to the island of Laeyuleaugh. He assists in the combat on the beach and is left to scavenge the ransacked village with Patches. Patches however, clearly infuriated by the group singing the classic pirate tune "Fuck the Kobolds" strangles Jo to death, stabbing him several times before revealing his eye and singing one more round of "Fuck the Kobolds" as Jo's life slips away. He is presumed dead.

===Fate===
Jo survived the initial [[The Jewel of the Dingo Isles|Jewel of the Dingo Isles]] campaign, but was strangled by [[Maelstrom|Patches the Kobold]] to what we presume death in [[The New Crew]]. Patches was infuriated by the crew of the ''Bocoe'' singing "Fuck the Kobolds", which he saw as a slight at his lack of an eye.

==Trivia==
* His name is a reference to an infamous craigslist post about a "[http://s-ak.buzzfed.com/static/enhanced/terminal01/2010/7/20/16/enhanced-buzz-9731-1279657216-42.jpg JO Crystal]" or "Jack Off" Crystal. The man in the post apparently wore the crystal every time he masturbated and claimed that the crystal glowed while performing the act. He also claimed that wearing the crystal gave him confidence in "work, home, and social situations".

{{Pirates}}
{{TNC}}
{{Kobold}}
{{Booty Raider}}
{{Justin}}
[[Category: Characters]]

Campaigns

2015-09-13T20:35:35Z

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A '''campaign''' in [[Unforgotten Realms Live]] is an adventure that [[players]] take part in. Each campaign consists of [[:Category:Location|environments]], [[characters]], and most importantly, a story for the [[Game Master]] to guide players through. A new official campaign is created from scratch by [[:Category:Staff|staff]] each week for the [[Buffalo Wizards]] to play through live, and all of those are listed below. The chronological order of the campaigns is discussed in [[Timeline]].

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== Canon Campaigns ==

===[[Roamin's Band of Thieves]]===
[[File:Roamin's Band of Thieves.png|center|x75px|frameless|link=Roamin's Band of Thieves|alt=Roamin's Band of Thieves]]

Roamin's Band of Thieves is the first official campaign of Unforgotten Realms Live, in which a band of thieves are ordered by [[Nisovin]] to retrieve a key from a group of [[Elf|Elves]]. It aired on May 30th, 2015.

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=== [[Porc Hunters]] ===
[[File:Porc Hunters.png|center|x85px|frameless|link=Porc Hunters|alt=porc Hunters]]
Porc Hunters is the second official campaign of Unforgotten Realms Live, in which a group of four Elves search for a runaway brother while preparing to defend their town from [[Porc|Porcs]]. It aired on June 6, 2015.

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=== [[The Jewel of the Dingo Isles]] ===
[[File:The Jewel of the Dingo Isles.png|center|x75px|frameless|link=The Jewel of the Dingo Isles|alt=The Jewel of the Dingo Isles]]
The Jewel of the Dingo Isles is the third official campaign of Unforgotten Realms Live, and aired on June 13th, 2015. [[Coestar]] played the pirate captain of the [[Bocoe]], sailing across [[The Drink]] to discover a possibly valuable gem.

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=== [[The Many Gobos of Pat]] ===
[[File:The Many Gobos of Pat.png|center|x85px|frameless|link=The Many Gobos of Pat|alt=The Many Gobos of Pat]]
The Many Gobos of Pat is the fourth official campaign of Unforgotten Realms Live. It follows a group of [[Goblin|Goblins]] that are under the care of an enigmatic Elf. It aired on June 27th, 2015.

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=== [[The Sunswords]] ===
[[File:The Sunswords.png|center|x85px|frameless|link=The Sunswords|alt=The Sunswords]]
The Sunswords is the fifth official campaign of Unforgotten Realms Live, and aired on July 11th, 2015. This campaign involves [[Gwyneth Sunsword|Gwyneth Sunsword's]] party of Elves transferring prisoners to the [[Silver Mine Mountains]].

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=== [[The Unseen Rogues]] ===
[[File:Unseen Rogues Logo.png|center|x85px|frameless|link=The Unseen Rogues|alt=The Unseen Rogues]]
The Unseen Rogues is the sixth official campaign of Unforgotten Realms Live, and aired on July 25th, 2015. In the campaign, a group of teenage [[Dwarf]] thieves sneak around a Dwarven city.

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=== [[Kobold Headhunters]] ===
[[File:Kobold Headhunters Logo.png|center|x85px|frameless|link=Kobold Headhunters|alt=Kobold Headhunters]]
Kobold Headhunters is the seventh official campaign of Unforgotten Realms Live, and aired on August 15th, 2015. In this campaign, a group of [[Kobold#|Kobolds]] must find and behead a Wolf that is terrorizing a Kobold city.

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=== [[The Zarlin Catacombs]] ===
[[File:Zarlin Catacombs Logo.png|center|x85px|frameless|link=The Zarlin Catacombs|alt=The Zarlin Catacombs]]
The Zarlin Catacombs is the eighth official campaign of Unforgotten Realms Live, and aired on August 29th, 2015. In this campaign, a group of [[Gnome]] treasure hunters explore a mysterious ruin of the ancient [[Bennu]] called The [[Zarlin Catacombs]]

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=== [[The New Crew]] ===
The New Crew is the ninth official campaign of Unforgotten Realms Live, and aired on September 12th, 2015. In this campaign, the [[Bocoe]] hires new crew members for a new Pirate adventure.

== Non-Canon Campaigns ==

=== [[Dank Dungeons and Dragons]] ===
Dank Dungeons and Dragons is the pilot campaign of Unforgotten Realms Live that aired on January 1, 2015. Many of the [[class]] abilities from Dank Dungeons and Dragons reappear in Unforgotten Realms Live. This campaign was played without the [[Game_Rules#stamina|stamina]] system, and instead was an elaborate drinking game, which resulted in players tanking ridiculous amounts of damage and stamina hits.

This campaign has been confirmed as non-canon. [http://www.reddit.com/r/BuffaloWizards/comments/38er05/is_the_nuren_campaign_canon_to_urlive/crul9s1]

=== [[The Nuren Campaign]] ===
The Nuren Campaign is the pilot campaign of Unforgotten Realms Live that aired on March 15, 2015. The goal of the campaign was ultimately to fight a Dragon, but due to the pace at which the party moved, the goal became instead to defeat [[Bopen|Bopen the Skeleton Lord]]. The stream was done partially for the purpose of promoting [[Jake|Jake Kaufman's]] Nuren kickstarter. [https://www.kickstarter.com/projects/916717037/nuren-the-new-renaissance]

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Jo Krysstal

2015-09-13T19:31:34Z

83.128.193.70: /* Trivia */

{{Spoilers}}
{{Stub}}
{{Charbox
|image= File:JoKrisstal RadioactiveK.png
|name= Jo Krysstal
|race= [[Kobold]]
|sub race= [[Kobold#Triton Ground|Triton Ground Kobold]]
|class= [[Booty Raider]]
|stamina= 35
|gender= Male
|actor= [[Justin]]
|first= The Jewel of the Dingo Isles
|affiliation= [[Crew of the Bocoe|Crew Member of the ''Bocoe'']]
|ability= <br>
* [[Booty Raider#Golden Shot|Golden Shot]]
* [[Booty Raider#Grapple Gun|Grapple Gun]]
* [[The Booty Curse]]
|equipment= <br>
* [[Cutlass]]
* [[Flintlock Pistol]]
* [[Dragonskin Bow]]
* [[Spellwall Armor]]
* [[Branded Pain of Fortune]]
* [[Ring of Fire]]
* [[Shadowshade]]
* [[Dulled Vopral Slayer]]
* [[Eyes of N'locnil]]
* [[Heartbark Crossbow]]
* [[Ginyu's Shard of Perversion]]
|relative= <br>
*Cousin: [[Kinney Boots]]
*Unknown Relation: [[Jack Krystaal]]
|alias= Ol' Jo
|status= Presumed Deceased
|gold=500
}}
'''Jo Krysstal''' was a [[Kobold#Triton Ground|Triton Ground Kobold]] [[Booty Raider]] who was a crew member on the ''[[Bocoe]]'' during [[The Jewel of the Dingo Isles]] campaign, portrayed by [[Justin]]. He was in charge of the port side cannons on the Bocoe.

__TOC__
==Characteristics==
===Appearance===
Jo Krysstal was a male Kobold with a neutral frame, brown rock fur, and green eyes. [[Maelstrom]] had forcefully removed Jo's eye from its socket with a bloody knife.. Jo wore very little, only wearing a pair of black pants that end just after his knees and held up by a red rope, a red bandana with a pink comb, beige bandages wrapped around his forearms and ankles, and a backpack to hold his Dragonskin Bow and various treasures.

===Personality===
He was extremely driven by treasure and was very greedy. He also shows no affection for Pot Puppies.

===Relationships===

==Powers & Abilities==
===Passives===
*[[Eyes of N'locnil]]
*[[Kobold#Kobold|Fortunately Unfortunate]]
*[[Triton Ground|Berserking]]

===Booty Raider Abilities===
*[[Golden Shot]]
*[[Grapple Gun]]
*[[The Booty Curse]]

==Belongings==
===Treasures===
* [[Treasures#Dragonskin_Bow | Dragonskin Bow]]
* [[Treasures#Spellwall_Armor | Spellwall Armour]]
* [[Branded Pain of Fortune]]
* [[Wiggly Wrench]]
* [[Shadowshade]]
* [[Ring of Fire]]
* [[Eyes of N'locnil]]
* [[Heartbark Crossbow]] x2
* [[Ginyu's Shard of Perversion]]
* [[Frog on a Stick]]
* [[Soul Puppet]]
* [[Nobleborn Knife]]

===Items===
* [[Items#Cutlass | Cutlass]]
* [[Items#Flintlock_Pistol | Flintlock Pistol]]

===Accessories===
* [[Accessories#Coral_Comb | Coral Comb]]

===Former Treasures===
* [[Winechestors Finest]]: Golden Shot
* [[Heartwall Locket]]: Wiggly Wrenched
* [[Crystal Catalyst]]: Wiggly Wrenched
* [[Wellforn Ruby]]: Wiggly Wrenched
* [[Dulled Vopral Slayer]]: Wiggly Wrenched
* [[Elaphelk Horn Blade]]: Golden Shot
* [[Knife Slinger]]: Golden Shot
* [[Raskum Claws]]: Golden Shot
==History==
===Background===
In his early pirating days he had his bandana, which makes it very sentimentally valuable to him. It is unknown at what point Krysstal joined the crew of the ''Bocoe'', but he chose to follow [[Merci|Captain Merci]] for the sole reason of seeking out treasure. He also referenced his cousin, [[Kinney Boots]], to be another crew member for the journey to the Dingo Isles.

===[[The Jewel of the Dingo Isles]]===
===[[The New Crew]]===
Jo continues the campaign with the Bocoe, eventually making his way to the island of Laeyuleaugh. He assists in the combat on the beach and is left to scavenge the ransacked village with Patches. Patches however, clearly infuriated by the group singing the classic pirate tune "Fuck the Kobolds" strangles Jo to death, stabbing him several times before revealing his eye and singing one more round of "Fuck the Kobolds" as Jo's life slips away. He is presumed dead.

===Fate===
Jo survives the initial Jewel of the Dingo Isles campaign, but is strangled by Patches the Kobold to what we presume death in The New Crew. Patches was infuriated by the crew of the Bocoe singing "Fuck the Kobolds", which he saw as a slight at his lack of an eye.

==Trivia==
* His name is a reference to an infamous craigslist post about a "[http://s-ak.buzzfed.com/static/enhanced/terminal01/2010/7/20/16/enhanced-buzz-9731-1279657216-42.jpg JO Crystal]" or "Jack Off" Crystal. The man in the post apparently wore the crystal every time he masturbated and claimed that the crystal glowed while performing the act. He also claimed that wearing the crystal gave him confidence in "work, home, and social situations".

* He could have turned the tide in the encounter with Maelstrom using the Ginyu's Shard of Perversion on Maelstrom to swap bodies.

{{Pirates}}
{{TNC}}
{{Kobold}}
{{Booty Raider}}
{{Justin}}
[[Category: Characters]]

Kobold

2015-06-12T16:20:39Z

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{{Mobbox
|image= File:Kobold.png
|race= Kobold
|stamina= 20
|affiliation= N/A
|ability= Bite and two class abilities
|equipment= Wooden Club
|weakness= None
|hostile= Sometimes
|talk= Yes
|first= The Nuren Campaign
}}

== Description ==
Kobolds are a small mammal race, surviving in various caves. They dine on various minerals in these caves, but seem to favor non-valuable jewels. The Kobolds can also eat [[Gemling|Gemlings]], which causes hostile situations between the two species.

The Kobold hierarchy usually denotes that the boss of a band of Kobolds are undefiable leaders, while [[Paladin]]s are not regarded as much in the groups other than healers.

== Race Cards ==

{{Card Sheet/Race
|racename=Kobold
|raceab=Fortunately Unfortunate
|racedesc=Kobolds always roll two dice and choose which die they want to use, however rolling a one on either die will always cause a critical fail. You should always treat anytime you have to roll a die as rolling both.
|raceimg=File:Kobold Fortunately Unfortunate.png
|name1=Triton Guard
|ab1=Berserking
|desc1=Rolling a critical on a basic attack grants you an additional 2 actions.
|img1=File:Url logo.png
|name2=Seaswagger
|ab2=Luck of the Sea
|desc2=Anytime an ally rolls a Critical Failure, you may use any ability as an instant even if it is not an instant in an effort to counteract the disaster of this roll.
|img2=File:Url logo.png
|name3=Stonequisitor
|ab3=Power of Prayer
|desc3=Stonequisitor Kobolds can roll on behalf of other players if both agree. If they roll a Critical for them, they may heal an ally for 3 stamina. If you roll a Critical Fail, you both suffer the failure.
|img3=File:Url logo.png
}}

== Abilities ==

===Immunity to Rabies===
While Kobolds can be carriers for rabies, they themselves are not effected by it other than causing them to foam at the mouth occasionally.

===Gem eating===
Kobolds are known for eating gems meaning they have a powerful enough jaw strength and digestive system to handle gems and crystals.

== Notable Kobolds ==
*[[Philhipé]]
*[[Whirlwind Brothers]]
*[[Chimera The Kobold|Chimera]]

== Trivia ==
* Kobolds hate [[Dwarf|Dwarves]]
{{Thieves}}{{Hunters}}
[[Category:Race]]
[[Category:Cards]]
[[Category:Kobolds| ]]

Kobold

2015-06-12T16:20:18Z

83.128.193.70: /* Race Cards */

{{Mobbox
|image= File:Kobold.png
|race= Kobold
|stamina= 20
|affiliation= N/A
|ability= Bite and two class abilities
|equipment= Wooden Club
|weakness= None
|hostile= Sometimes
|talk= Yes
|first= The Nuren Campaign
}}

== Description ==
Kobolds are a small mammal race, surviving in various caves. They dine on various minerals in these caves, but seem to favor non-valuable jewels. The Kobolds can also eat [[Gemling|Gemlings]], which causes hostile situations between the two species.

The Kobold hierarchy usually denotes that the boss of a band of Kobolds are undefiable leaders, while [[Paladin]]s are not regarded as much in the groups other than healers.

== Race Cards ==

{{Card Sheet/Race
|racename=Kobold
|raceab=Fortunately Unfortunate
|racedesc=Kobolds always roll two dice and choose which die they want to use, however rolling a one on either die will always cause a critical fail. You should always treat anytime you have to roll a die as rolling both.
|raceimg=File:Kobold Fortunately Unfortunate.png
|name1=Triton Gaurd
|ab1=Berserking
|desc1=Rolling a critical on a basic attack grants you an additional 2 actions.
|img1=File:Url logo.png
|name2=Seaswagger
|ab2=Luck of the Sea
|desc2=Anytime an ally rolls a Critical Failure, you may use any ability as an instant even if it is not an instant in an effort to counteract the disaster of this roll.
|img2=File:Url logo.png
|name3=Stonequisitor
|ab3=Power of Prayer
|desc3=Stonequisitor Kobolds can roll on behalf of other players if both agree. If they roll a Critical for them, they may heal an ally for 3 stamina. If you roll a Critical Fail, you both suffer the failure.
|img3=File:Url logo.png
}}

== Abilities ==

===Immunity to Rabies===
While Kobolds can be carriers for rabies, they themselves are not effected by it other than causing them to foam at the mouth occasionally.

===Gem eating===
Kobolds are known for eating gems meaning they have a powerful enough jaw strength and digestive system to handle gems and crystals.

== Notable Kobolds ==
*[[Philhipé]]
*[[Whirlwind Brothers]]
*[[Chimera The Kobold|Chimera]]

== Trivia ==
* Kobolds hate [[Dwarf|Dwarves]]
{{Thieves}}{{Hunters}}
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[[Category:Cards]]
[[Category:Kobolds| ]]