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Raynel

2017-06-03T11:52:31Z

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|name= Raynel
|race= [[Gnome#Keen|Keen]]
|class= [[Paladin]]/[[Sorcerer]]/[[Wizard]]/[[Seeker]]
|gender= Female
|actor= [[Rob]], [[Justin]]
|campaigns= The Zarlin Catacombs
|affiliation= <br>
* Formerly: [[List_of_Organizations#Grand Paladin Order|Grand Paladin Order]]
|companion= [[Whisper Snake]]
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* Former Master/Lover: [[Sergio Fabioso]]
|status= Alive
|alias= Raynie, Blindy
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|'''"I want a statue of a giant nose."
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'''Raynel''' is a [[Gnome#Keen|Keen]] [[Gnome]] [[Paladin]], [[Wizard]] and [[Sorcerer]]-in-training, played by [[Rob]] in [[The Zarlin Catacombs]] and [[Den of Devils]], and by [[Justin]] in [[Unexpected Discovery]]. She was the squire to [[Bromas]], and a former member of the [[List_of_Organizations#Grand Paladin Order|Grand Paladin Order]]. Recently she has quit the Grand Paladin Order in order to investigate the death of Bromas in the Den of [[Zelfatar]].

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==Characteristics==
===Appearance===
Raynel is a young female Keen Gnome with blue eyes and light pink hair. She wears golden plate armor with brown trims on the top and a brown belt with a silver and blue buckle. Her plate shoulder pads are often referred to look like pastries. She wears golden gauntlets and boots that have brown knee caps. Underneath her armor, she wears a loose fitting, long sleeve dark brown shirt, a dark brown skirt and a white cape that has a brown trim along the bottom. She wears a plate helmet that is brown with a golden trip, golden ear covers, white wing-like accessories and a white emblem on the front with a blue gem.

===Personality===
Raynel is a young Gnome girl, who's affections change every easily, going from person to person. Her affections are centered around her infatuation with noses, which is so extreme, that when [[Bromas]] transformed into a Kobold, all feelings she had towards him vanished. When Raynel was temporarily blinded, she was lost, confused and worried, often looking back to Bromas for help. However her mind was affected by the funk who sprayed her, causing her to hallucinate.

===Relationships===

====[[Bromas]]====
Among the Paladin Order, Raynel's closest relationship was with Bromas, her commanding officer. She was once squired to him and had a large crush on him, but it quickly vanished once he transformed into a Kobold. They reunited on a mission later in a very awkward way, causing some reluctance on her side as Bromas developed feelings for her as well.

Upon reuniting in-front of the ruins of Zelfatar, their relationship still remains quite stilted, with Raynel still showing no interested in the gnome-turned-kobold. Her opinion of Bromas only worsened as Bromas messes up throughout the mission.

Bromas died in Zelfatar while trying to protect the party from a rampaging Whelpling. She goes on to leave the Paladin Order and return to the Dragon Den in Zelfatar to avenge her former lover. When she discovers Bromas' remains, impaled with Sursurflame and somehow returned to Bromas' former Okagnoma shape, Raynel breaks down crying, being consoled by Denzik. She later acts as support for Nisovin and the rest of her party against the Welpling that killed Bromas, helping them kill the beast.

====[[Sergio]]====
Raynel and Sergio's relationship started out quite rocky, as she would often ignore him and only listen to [[Bromas]], and often felt quite uncomfortable around him whenever he and [[Fantastico]] would exhibit their weird relationship. Her disgust became clear when Sergio used his Infautation spell on her to attempt to force her and [[Morgana Marie]] into committing the same sexual acts he would do with Fantastico, resulting in Raynel slapping him in the face and calling him a pervert.

However, Raynel did seem to forgive Sergio, and, after learning of the transformation of Bromas into a [[Kobold]], her romantic interests also shifted, commenting on how Sergio did "really have the nicest of noses," and asking him out for a meal. Sergio proposed the idea of her becoming his new concubine, to which she said "that's a little naughty," but didn't completely turn down the idea, leaving it unknown on what happened between the two.

It was later revealed in [[Unexpected Discovery]] that Raynel pursued a relationship with Sergio, but due to Sergio's aggressive treatment, the relationship quickly took a sour turn. Raynel ran away in the night, stealing Sergio's Drunken Magician's Wand in the act. Bromas later asks Raynel about how things were going with Sergio. Raynel, not wanting to draw attention to their now difficult relationship, lies and tell Bromas that things were okay between her and Sergio. It was revealed at the table that Raynel is currently pregnant, but it is unknown if it either Bromas', Sergio's or someone else's.

====[[Sonya]]====
With [[Sonya]], they seem to have a caring relationship, as Sonya would help her when Raynel was temporarily blinded. Sonya was not above messing with Raynell, however.

====Isabella====
With her funk, Isabella, Raynel is still unaware of her hallucinations. Believing them to be some sort of vision of a "small critter" during her time of being blind.

====Other Characters====
Due to Raynel's indecisive nature in the topic of romance, she is prone to falling for any man whose nose she finds attractive. Aside from Bromas and Sergio, she has also waxed flirtatious toward [[Duke Daring]] and oddly enough, [[Karl Landers]] (despite her being decisively unatttacted to Kobold noses).

Outside of romance, her most notable relationships are with Nisovin and Jebediah.

With [[Nisovin]], she shares a platonic, professional relationship. During the [[Den of Devils]], she mainly acted as the greater spell-caster's support and aid, and would often assist him in casting greater spells.

Raynel is extremely hostile towards her [[Jebediah]] (despite both of them having been Paladins), due to an apparent prejudice towards Kobold on Raynel's part, and Jebediah's generally unpleasant appearance and presence. When Jebediah tries to comfort a grieving Raynel after she finds the body of Bromas, she just screams and throws insults at the doom-saying Kobold.

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====Traits====
* [{Race / Keen}]
* [{Class / Seeker}]
* [{Cornerstone / Friar}]
* [{Attribute / Chatterbox}]

====Passives====
*[{Paladin / Divine Favor}]

====Abilities====
* [{Wizard / Fireball}]
* [{Wizard / Pyroblast}]
* [{Sorcerer / Flare}]
* [{Sorcerer / Rolling Fog}]
* [{Companion Ability / Honor Chains Ex}]
* [{Treasure / Elaphelk Tusk}]
* [{Treasure / Frog Stick Totem}]
* [{Treasure / Thors Ale}]

====Former Abilities====

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====Current====
* [{Legendary / Dragonhammer Staff}]
* [{Armor / Plate Armor}]
* [{Weapon / Drunken Magician's Wand}]
* [{Shield / Small Buckler}]

====Former Belongings====

|}

==Companions==
===Whisper Snake===
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|stamina= 25
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|attribute=
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|first= Unexpected Discovery
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===History===
====Background====
Raynel found it while leaving Sergio and decided to keep it.

====[[Unexpected Discovery]]====

==History==
===Background===
Raynel was a member of the Grand Paladin Order and was the squire to [[Bromas|Alpha Wolf Bromas]]. Having been his squire for some time, she developed a small crush and joined him in exploring the Zarlin Catacombs.

===[[The Zarlin Catacombs]]===
Raynel assisted [[Bromas]], [[Sergio Fabioso]] and [[Fantastico Fabioso]] in escorting [[Morgana Marie]] through the [[Zarlin Catacombs]]. Along the way, she decapitated an [[Elemech]] and dodged booby traps. She gets separated from the group during their encounter with the [[Gorgon|Gorgons]] and goes to get help. Eventually she meets up with the party on the other side of of a large crevasse. She explains from over a walkie-talkie that if they can get across they can get out of the catacombs. She also confesses her love for Bromas. Then out of nowhere, a [[Beenu Warmachine]] reawakens from deep within the crevasse. Unable to help, she sits on the other side and waits. The party eventually defeats the Warmachine but loses [[Morgana Marie]] and meets up with them on the other side.

After the events of the Zarlin Catacombs, Raynel left with Sergio who attempted to covert her to be his concubine. However, Raynel did not enjoy being one and soon left him in the middle of the night. On her travels after that she met a Whisper Snake and befreinded him and learned various magic spells as she rejoined the Order.
===[[Unexpected Discovery]]===
[[Nikers Fontain]], [[Denzik]] and [[Karl Landers|Karl]] meet with Raynel on the outskirts of a [[Zelfatar|Beenu dungeon]] and begin to talk about the various artifacts that the Grand Paladin Order would like. Sonya then joins up with her fellow Paladins, and they began talking about navigating the dungeon, while waiting for the last member of the Paladin Order to join them. As the group begins to enter the dungeon, their last member, [[Bromas|No-Eye Bromas]] joins the group, leading to an awkward reunion between Bromas and Raynel. The party of adventurers then decide to begin their exploration, only to find a group of Porcs just outside of the Beenu Dungeon.

These [[Porc|Porcs]] are carrying out giant Beenu Statues and appear to be another group of Adventurers. Karl recognizes the group as former Guild members ran by the Porc [[Papi Pombo]]. While the adventurers discuss their plans, Sonya's robotic arm, Larry, decides to show his stuff and fires their pistol. Now Pombo's group of Porcs begin to surround the Adventurers forcing them into a fight. Karl takes the the ambushing Porcs all out of the fight by himself, leaving the rest of the group to take out the remaining members of Pombo's bandits. Seeing the carnage and strength of Karl, Pombo surrenders and offers himself and his remaining porcs to becoming the "Porcs of Karl." Now reinforced with the band of Warrior, Swashbuckler and Berserker Porcs, Bromas explains that the Beenu Machines can be damaged by citrus acid, and enter the Beenu Dungeon.

The adventurers begin to investigate the first room of the dungeon, there they find a wall of text written in ancient [[Beenu]]. After a failed attempt by Raynel, they have Sonya's [[Elemech]] Arm, known as Larry, translate the text, only for it to be revealed to be a map. After an argument between Sonya and Karl breaks out, the skeletons laying around the dungeon begin to reanimated. Bromas attempts to be diplomatic in an effort to find the living Beenu that Karl had promised, but to no effect, leaving the group to attack the skeletons. After quickly dispatching them, the group descends further into the dungeon, agreeing that the diplomacy is the incorrect method of dealing with this dungeon. They come across a long dark hallway that was covered in arrow traps. They attempt to ease their way through it, with Sonya leading with her shield. However, the arrows begin to fire, splitting off Sonya and the group. The group decides to dash through and take the arrows as they run through. The group survives the trap, with Papi Pombo triggering his Sun Wolf Wolverine transformation.

Now onto the next challenge, the group finds a a large hole blocking the path. Raynel attempts to block the hole, but gets sprayed in the face by a [[funk]], causing Raynel to be blind, also causing her to hallucinate the image of a talking Funk named Isabella. Now with Raynel blind, the group begins to figure out how to cross the hole. They decide to put the blinded Raynel on the back of the Sun Wolf Papi and have him jump across the pit successfully. Sonya then decides that its time to look to the Light and asks Bromas to wish for Lascene to teleport the whole group across. He does so, allowing the whole party to cross the cavern.

The group ventures further into the dungeon, in which they find room that resembles the one from the Zarlin Catacombs. A nervous Bromas explains the situation that the Elemech Robots transforms the body and mind of anyone who touches them, citing his own traumatic experiences and his desire to reverse engineer the machines so he might be able to be returned to normal. The group decides to have the easily-convinced Porcs enter in their stead the room and defeat the robots. The Porcs enter room and begin a heated battle with the Robots, nearly destroying them completely, and returning to their Kobold Master with most of the Porcs transformed into something else.

Raynel, informed by the Funk, begins trying to leading the group out to the next room. This causes the adventurers to run after Raynel, triggering a trap, releasing a large boulder chasing the group. The adventurers outrun the boulder and duck in a nearby alcove as as the bolder rolls into an abyss. A few moments pass and another boulder rolls by and so on for a few minutes until the rest of the group catches up.

After a minute to catch their breath, a Beenu War Machine breaks the bridge ahead of them and begins a fight against the group. The group gives it all they have, destroying one of the large mechanical hands and the War Machine transforms into a smaller mechanical bird that began playing music. The mechanical bird builds a new bridge and floats neutrally in the air.

As Denzik attempts to cross the newly made bridge, the mechanical bird begins speak an ill omen of Dragons and death. The adventurers however, fail to understand the meaning, and continue on as the mech shuts down. The adventurers come across a large treasure room and began to loot it. Papi Pombo begins passing out [http://live.urealms.com/cards#class-00259-bandito-fiesta Porco Sangrio] and hosting a celebration for a successful campaign. Papi gathers the adventurers around and begin telling campfire stories, and the group began swapping their stories. However during the story telling, a mysterious hooded apparition approaches the group. Before they could confront this mysterious person, Karl interjects and began telling his story. At the end of the story, the mysterious person reveals that it is a Beenu. The Beenu explains that they were the caretakers of the realm, building technology long before the Birth of Magic. However, as they progressed as a culture, they somehow killed the dragon Phanto, causing the Birth of Magic. With the birth of magic came the introduction of death and decay into the world. The Beenu, lacking any means to procreate, quickly died out. [[The Beenu Apparition]] then grants the adventurer three questions. After fixing Raynel's sight making a map of Beenu sites and answering the questions, the Apparition disappears and tells the group that a Divine exists behind a large wall in the cavern.

The group begins attempting to break through the wall. They break through and enter in a room that looks to be infused with with lava, but is not hot to touch. They enter the room but does not see anything until they look up. Just then a Whelpling falls from the ceiling and lands. During which, the Sigil of Flame awakens inside of Denzik, letting him lead the charge against the Whelpling and the group attacks the giant flaming lizard. As the battle continues on, [http://live.urealms.com/cards#legendary-0025-extra a curious sword] falls from the ceiling and cuts a large stone in half, firmly embedding itself into the rock. Half of the group attacks the Whelpling while the other half attempts to retrieve the sword. Bromas finally draws the sword, however it does no good, as the Whelpling had rendered the altered Porcs of Karl beaten and bruised. Bromas orders for a retreat and the Adventurers follow suit, running towards the exit as the Whelpling hunts them down. The group finds the exit, now only having two Porcs, Sonya, Raynel, Denzik and Karl exiting the Dungeon. Bromas, Pombo and the other altered porcs fell against the Whelpling.

===[[Den of Devils]]===
Raynel has now quit the Grand Paladin Order and focused her efforts in finding out about the death of her former master, Bromas.
===Fate===
Raynel, along with Sonya, Denzik and Karl, exit the Den of the Whelpling and the dungeon, lucky enough to be alive.

==Trivia==
* Rob designed Raynel's character to be very much like a young girl who would often and easily change her affections for people.
* During [[Unexpected Discovery]] Raynel is supposedly pregnant with either Bromas's child or Sergio's child. It is unknown if she has given birth to this child by [[Den of Devils]], as there is no mention of her being pregnant or having any children.
* Raynel's armor design was inspired by the Valkyries.
* Raynel has a nose fetish, often asking to rub a person's nose. She does not like Kobold noses.
* Raynel was blinded by a Funk in [[Zelfatar]].
** Raynel's blindness was healed by [[The Beenu Apparition|a shadowy figure]].
* Raynel appears to be bigoted towards Kobolds, a trait unusual for gnomes, who are generally peaceable with most other races. Whether this was the case prior to or because of her experiences with Bromas is unknown.
** The only Kobold she appears to tolerate or really like is [[Karl Landers]], who has a nose that she deems attractive, for a Kobold's.
* Raynel was originally featured on the [[Paladin]] class card in [[The Death of Virgo]], but she was then moved to [[Templar]] class card at the start of Season 2 while a generic paladin replaced her on the [[Paladin]] class card. She was moved to the [[Seeker]] class card at the start of Season 3 while a generic Templar replaced her on the [[Templar]] class card.

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{{Paladin}}
{{Sorcerer}}
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[[Category:Living]]
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Raynel

2017-06-03T11:52:17Z

82.146.65.164: /* Powers & Abilities */

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|name= Raynel
|race= [[Gnome#Keen|Keen]]
|class= [[Paladin]]/[[Sorcerer]]/[[Wizard]]/[[Seeker]]
|gender= Female
|actor= [[Rob]], [[Justin]]
|campaigns= The Zarlin Catacombs
|affiliation= <br>
* Formerly: [[List_of_Organizations#Grand Paladin Order|Grand Paladin Order]]
|companion= [[Whisper Snake]]
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* Former Master/Lover: [[Sergio Fabioso]]
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|'''"I want a statue of a giant nose."
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'''Raynel''' is a [[Gnome#Keen|Keen]] [[Gnome]] [[Paladin]], [[Wizard]] and [[Sorcerer]]-in-training, played by [[Rob]] in [[The Zarlin Catacombs]] and [[Den of Devils]], and by [[Justin]] in [[Unexpected Discovery]]. She was the squire to [[Bromas]], and a former member of the [[List_of_Organizations#Grand Paladin Order|Grand Paladin Order]]. Recently she has quit the Grand Paladin Order in order to investigate the death of Bromas in the Den of [[Zelfatar]].

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==Characteristics==
===Appearance===
Raynel is a young female Keen Gnome with blue eyes and light pink hair. She wears golden plate armor with brown trims on the top and a brown belt with a silver and blue buckle. Her plate shoulder pads are often referred to look like pastries. She wears golden gauntlets and boots that have brown knee caps. Underneath her armor, she wears a loose fitting, long sleeve dark brown shirt, a dark brown skirt and a white cape that has a brown trim along the bottom. She wears a plate helmet that is brown with a golden trip, golden ear covers, white wing-like accessories and a white emblem on the front with a blue gem.

===Personality===
Raynel is a young Gnome girl, who's affections change every easily, going from person to person. Her affections are centered around her infatuation with noses, which is so extreme, that when [[Bromas]] transformed into a Kobold, all feelings she had towards him vanished. When Raynel was temporarily blinded, she was lost, confused and worried, often looking back to Bromas for help. However her mind was affected by the funk who sprayed her, causing her to hallucinate.

===Relationships===

====[[Bromas]]====
Among the Paladin Order, Raynel's closest relationship was with Bromas, her commanding officer. She was once squired to him and had a large crush on him, but it quickly vanished once he transformed into a Kobold. They reunited on a mission later in a very awkward way, causing some reluctance on her side as Bromas developed feelings for her as well.

Upon reuniting in-front of the ruins of Zelfatar, their relationship still remains quite stilted, with Raynel still showing no interested in the gnome-turned-kobold. Her opinion of Bromas only worsened as Bromas messes up throughout the mission.

Bromas died in Zelfatar while trying to protect the party from a rampaging Whelpling. She goes on to leave the Paladin Order and return to the Dragon Den in Zelfatar to avenge her former lover. When she discovers Bromas' remains, impaled with Sursurflame and somehow returned to Bromas' former Okagnoma shape, Raynel breaks down crying, being consoled by Denzik. She later acts as support for Nisovin and the rest of her party against the Welpling that killed Bromas, helping them kill the beast.

====[[Sergio]]====
Raynel and Sergio's relationship started out quite rocky, as she would often ignore him and only listen to [[Bromas]], and often felt quite uncomfortable around him whenever he and [[Fantastico]] would exhibit their weird relationship. Her disgust became clear when Sergio used his Infautation spell on her to attempt to force her and [[Morgana Marie]] into committing the same sexual acts he would do with Fantastico, resulting in Raynel slapping him in the face and calling him a pervert.

However, Raynel did seem to forgive Sergio, and, after learning of the transformation of Bromas into a [[Kobold]], her romantic interests also shifted, commenting on how Sergio did "really have the nicest of noses," and asking him out for a meal. Sergio proposed the idea of her becoming his new concubine, to which she said "that's a little naughty," but didn't completely turn down the idea, leaving it unknown on what happened between the two.

It was later revealed in [[Unexpected Discovery]] that Raynel pursued a relationship with Sergio, but due to Sergio's aggressive treatment, the relationship quickly took a sour turn. Raynel ran away in the night, stealing Sergio's Drunken Magician's Wand in the act. Bromas later asks Raynel about how things were going with Sergio. Raynel, not wanting to draw attention to their now difficult relationship, lies and tell Bromas that things were okay between her and Sergio. It was revealed at the table that Raynel is currently pregnant, but it is unknown if it either Bromas', Sergio's or someone else's.

====[[Sonya]]====
With [[Sonya]], they seem to have a caring relationship, as Sonya would help her when Raynel was temporarily blinded. Sonya was not above messing with Raynell, however.

====Isabella====
With her funk, Isabella, Raynel is still unaware of her hallucinations. Believing them to be some sort of vision of a "small critter" during her time of being blind.

====Other Characters====
Due to Raynel's indecisive nature in the topic of romance, she is prone to falling for any man whose nose she finds attractive. Aside from Bromas and Sergio, she has also waxed flirtatious toward [[Duke Daring]] and oddly enough, [[Karl Landers]] (despite her being decisively unatttacted to Kobold noses).

Outside of romance, her most notable relationships are with Nisovin and Jebediah.

With [[Nisovin]], she shares a platonic, professional relationship. During the [[Den of Devils]], she mainly acted as the greater spell-caster's support and aid, and would often assist him in casting greater spells.

Raynel is extremely hostile towards her [[Jebediah]] (despite both of them having been Paladins), due to an apparent prejudice towards Kobold on Raynel's part, and Jebediah's generally unpleasant appearance and presence. When Jebediah tries to comfort a grieving Raynel after she finds the body of Bromas, she just screams and throws insults at the doom-saying Kobold.

==Character Inventory==
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!- style="font-size:1.17em; width:50%;"|Powers & Abilities
!- style="font-size:1.17em; width:50%;"|Belongings
|- style="vertical-align:top;"
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====Traits====
* [{Race / Keen}]
* [{Class / Seeker}]
* [{Cornerstone / Friar}]
* [{Attribute / Chatterbox}]

====Passives====
*[{Paladin / Divine Favor}]

====Abilities====
* [{Wizard / Fireball}]
* [{Wizard / Pyroblast}]
* [{Sorcerer / Flare}]
* [{Sorcerer / Rolling Fog}]
* [{Companion Ability / Honor Chains Ex}]
* [{Treasure / Elaphelk Tusk}]
* [{Treasure / Frog Stick Totem}]
* [{Treasure / Thors Ale}]

====Former Abilities====

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====Current====
* [{Legendary / Dragonhammer Staff}]
* [{Armor / Plate Armor}]
* [{Weapon / Drunken Magician's Wand}]
* [{Shield / Small Buckler}]

====Former Belongings====

|}

==Belongings==
===Current===
====Legendaries====
* [http://live.urealms.com/cards#legendary-0022-justin Dragonhammer Staff]

====Treasures====
* [http://live.urealms.com/cards#treasure-00023-weapon-drunkenmagicianswand Drunken Magician's Wand]: Said to be stolen from [[Sergio]]
* [http://live.urealms.com/cards#treasure-03018-ability-elaphelktusk Elaphelk Tusk]
* [http://live.urealms.com/cards#treasure-03020-ability-frogsticktotem Frog Stick Totem]
* [http://live.urealms.com/cards#treasure-03068-ability-honorchains Honor Chains]
* [http://live.urealms.com/cards#treasure-03066-ability-thorsale Thor's Ale]

====Items====
* [http://live.urealms.com/cards#item-00051-heavyplate Heavy Plate]
* [http://live.urealms.com/cards#item-00038-smallbucker Small Buckler]
* [http://live.urealms.com/cards#item-00050-warhammer Warhammer]
* Thermos of Coffee
* Gnomish Walkie-Talkie

====Accessories====
* [http://live.urealms.com/cards#accessory-00017-spellbladepastabread Spellblade Pasta Bread]

===Former===
====Treasures====
* [http://live.urealms.com/cards#treasure-00021-weapon-elaphelkhornstaff Elaphelk Horn Blade]: Bought by [[Morgana Marie]]
* [http://live.urealms.com/cards#treasure-00056-consumable-scrollofmagicstone Scroll of Magic Stone]

====Items====
* [http://live.urealms.com/cards#item-00020-platearmor Plate Armor]
* [http://live.urealms.com/cards#item-00007-steellongsword Steel Longsword]

==Companions==
===Whisper Snake===
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===History===
====Background====
Raynel found it while leaving Sergio and decided to keep it.

====[[Unexpected Discovery]]====

==History==
===Background===
Raynel was a member of the Grand Paladin Order and was the squire to [[Bromas|Alpha Wolf Bromas]]. Having been his squire for some time, she developed a small crush and joined him in exploring the Zarlin Catacombs.

===[[The Zarlin Catacombs]]===
Raynel assisted [[Bromas]], [[Sergio Fabioso]] and [[Fantastico Fabioso]] in escorting [[Morgana Marie]] through the [[Zarlin Catacombs]]. Along the way, she decapitated an [[Elemech]] and dodged booby traps. She gets separated from the group during their encounter with the [[Gorgon|Gorgons]] and goes to get help. Eventually she meets up with the party on the other side of of a large crevasse. She explains from over a walkie-talkie that if they can get across they can get out of the catacombs. She also confesses her love for Bromas. Then out of nowhere, a [[Beenu Warmachine]] reawakens from deep within the crevasse. Unable to help, she sits on the other side and waits. The party eventually defeats the Warmachine but loses [[Morgana Marie]] and meets up with them on the other side.

After the events of the Zarlin Catacombs, Raynel left with Sergio who attempted to covert her to be his concubine. However, Raynel did not enjoy being one and soon left him in the middle of the night. On her travels after that she met a Whisper Snake and befreinded him and learned various magic spells as she rejoined the Order.
===[[Unexpected Discovery]]===
[[Nikers Fontain]], [[Denzik]] and [[Karl Landers|Karl]] meet with Raynel on the outskirts of a [[Zelfatar|Beenu dungeon]] and begin to talk about the various artifacts that the Grand Paladin Order would like. Sonya then joins up with her fellow Paladins, and they began talking about navigating the dungeon, while waiting for the last member of the Paladin Order to join them. As the group begins to enter the dungeon, their last member, [[Bromas|No-Eye Bromas]] joins the group, leading to an awkward reunion between Bromas and Raynel. The party of adventurers then decide to begin their exploration, only to find a group of Porcs just outside of the Beenu Dungeon.

These [[Porc|Porcs]] are carrying out giant Beenu Statues and appear to be another group of Adventurers. Karl recognizes the group as former Guild members ran by the Porc [[Papi Pombo]]. While the adventurers discuss their plans, Sonya's robotic arm, Larry, decides to show his stuff and fires their pistol. Now Pombo's group of Porcs begin to surround the Adventurers forcing them into a fight. Karl takes the the ambushing Porcs all out of the fight by himself, leaving the rest of the group to take out the remaining members of Pombo's bandits. Seeing the carnage and strength of Karl, Pombo surrenders and offers himself and his remaining porcs to becoming the "Porcs of Karl." Now reinforced with the band of Warrior, Swashbuckler and Berserker Porcs, Bromas explains that the Beenu Machines can be damaged by citrus acid, and enter the Beenu Dungeon.

The adventurers begin to investigate the first room of the dungeon, there they find a wall of text written in ancient [[Beenu]]. After a failed attempt by Raynel, they have Sonya's [[Elemech]] Arm, known as Larry, translate the text, only for it to be revealed to be a map. After an argument between Sonya and Karl breaks out, the skeletons laying around the dungeon begin to reanimated. Bromas attempts to be diplomatic in an effort to find the living Beenu that Karl had promised, but to no effect, leaving the group to attack the skeletons. After quickly dispatching them, the group descends further into the dungeon, agreeing that the diplomacy is the incorrect method of dealing with this dungeon. They come across a long dark hallway that was covered in arrow traps. They attempt to ease their way through it, with Sonya leading with her shield. However, the arrows begin to fire, splitting off Sonya and the group. The group decides to dash through and take the arrows as they run through. The group survives the trap, with Papi Pombo triggering his Sun Wolf Wolverine transformation.

Now onto the next challenge, the group finds a a large hole blocking the path. Raynel attempts to block the hole, but gets sprayed in the face by a [[funk]], causing Raynel to be blind, also causing her to hallucinate the image of a talking Funk named Isabella. Now with Raynel blind, the group begins to figure out how to cross the hole. They decide to put the blinded Raynel on the back of the Sun Wolf Papi and have him jump across the pit successfully. Sonya then decides that its time to look to the Light and asks Bromas to wish for Lascene to teleport the whole group across. He does so, allowing the whole party to cross the cavern.

The group ventures further into the dungeon, in which they find room that resembles the one from the Zarlin Catacombs. A nervous Bromas explains the situation that the Elemech Robots transforms the body and mind of anyone who touches them, citing his own traumatic experiences and his desire to reverse engineer the machines so he might be able to be returned to normal. The group decides to have the easily-convinced Porcs enter in their stead the room and defeat the robots. The Porcs enter room and begin a heated battle with the Robots, nearly destroying them completely, and returning to their Kobold Master with most of the Porcs transformed into something else.

Raynel, informed by the Funk, begins trying to leading the group out to the next room. This causes the adventurers to run after Raynel, triggering a trap, releasing a large boulder chasing the group. The adventurers outrun the boulder and duck in a nearby alcove as as the bolder rolls into an abyss. A few moments pass and another boulder rolls by and so on for a few minutes until the rest of the group catches up.

After a minute to catch their breath, a Beenu War Machine breaks the bridge ahead of them and begins a fight against the group. The group gives it all they have, destroying one of the large mechanical hands and the War Machine transforms into a smaller mechanical bird that began playing music. The mechanical bird builds a new bridge and floats neutrally in the air.

As Denzik attempts to cross the newly made bridge, the mechanical bird begins speak an ill omen of Dragons and death. The adventurers however, fail to understand the meaning, and continue on as the mech shuts down. The adventurers come across a large treasure room and began to loot it. Papi Pombo begins passing out [http://live.urealms.com/cards#class-00259-bandito-fiesta Porco Sangrio] and hosting a celebration for a successful campaign. Papi gathers the adventurers around and begin telling campfire stories, and the group began swapping their stories. However during the story telling, a mysterious hooded apparition approaches the group. Before they could confront this mysterious person, Karl interjects and began telling his story. At the end of the story, the mysterious person reveals that it is a Beenu. The Beenu explains that they were the caretakers of the realm, building technology long before the Birth of Magic. However, as they progressed as a culture, they somehow killed the dragon Phanto, causing the Birth of Magic. With the birth of magic came the introduction of death and decay into the world. The Beenu, lacking any means to procreate, quickly died out. [[The Beenu Apparition]] then grants the adventurer three questions. After fixing Raynel's sight making a map of Beenu sites and answering the questions, the Apparition disappears and tells the group that a Divine exists behind a large wall in the cavern.

The group begins attempting to break through the wall. They break through and enter in a room that looks to be infused with with lava, but is not hot to touch. They enter the room but does not see anything until they look up. Just then a Whelpling falls from the ceiling and lands. During which, the Sigil of Flame awakens inside of Denzik, letting him lead the charge against the Whelpling and the group attacks the giant flaming lizard. As the battle continues on, [http://live.urealms.com/cards#legendary-0025-extra a curious sword] falls from the ceiling and cuts a large stone in half, firmly embedding itself into the rock. Half of the group attacks the Whelpling while the other half attempts to retrieve the sword. Bromas finally draws the sword, however it does no good, as the Whelpling had rendered the altered Porcs of Karl beaten and bruised. Bromas orders for a retreat and the Adventurers follow suit, running towards the exit as the Whelpling hunts them down. The group finds the exit, now only having two Porcs, Sonya, Raynel, Denzik and Karl exiting the Dungeon. Bromas, Pombo and the other altered porcs fell against the Whelpling.

===[[Den of Devils]]===
Raynel has now quit the Grand Paladin Order and focused her efforts in finding out about the death of her former master, Bromas.
===Fate===
Raynel, along with Sonya, Denzik and Karl, exit the Den of the Whelpling and the dungeon, lucky enough to be alive.

==Trivia==
* Rob designed Raynel's character to be very much like a young girl who would often and easily change her affections for people.
* During [[Unexpected Discovery]] Raynel is supposedly pregnant with either Bromas's child or Sergio's child. It is unknown if she has given birth to this child by [[Den of Devils]], as there is no mention of her being pregnant or having any children.
* Raynel's armor design was inspired by the Valkyries.
* Raynel has a nose fetish, often asking to rub a person's nose. She does not like Kobold noses.
* Raynel was blinded by a Funk in [[Zelfatar]].
** Raynel's blindness was healed by [[The Beenu Apparition|a shadowy figure]].
* Raynel appears to be bigoted towards Kobolds, a trait unusual for gnomes, who are generally peaceable with most other races. Whether this was the case prior to or because of her experiences with Bromas is unknown.
** The only Kobold she appears to tolerate or really like is [[Karl Landers]], who has a nose that she deems attractive, for a Kobold's.
* Raynel was originally featured on the [[Paladin]] class card in [[The Death of Virgo]], but she was then moved to [[Templar]] class card at the start of Season 2 while a generic paladin replaced her on the [[Paladin]] class card. She was moved to the [[Seeker]] class card at the start of Season 3 while a generic Templar replaced her on the [[Templar]] class card.

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{{UD}}
{{DOD}}
{{Gnome}}
{{Paladin}}
{{Sorcerer}}
{{Wizard}}
{{Justin}}
[[Category:NPC]]
[[Category:Living]]
[[Category:URealms Live Characters]]

Fjord Stormstick

2017-06-01T20:01:31Z

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{{Spoilers}}
{{Characterbox
|name= Fjord Stormstick
|image= [[File:Fjord_Puppet.png]]
|race= [[Dwarf]]
|class= [[Thane]]
|affiliation= [[Grand Paladin Order (Organization)]]
|gender= Male
|status= Alive
|alias= Duke of Thunderguard
|actor= [[Justin]]
|campaigns= [[The Grand Paladin Order]]
|gallery= true
}}

'''Fjord Stormstick''' is a [[Dwarf]] [[Thane]] played by [[Justin]] in [[The Grand Paladin Order]] Campaign. Fjord is the Seventh Vazeer to the Commanding Assistant to the Grand Paladin, the Duke of Thunderguard and the 17th person to hold the Goblet of Mysteries. Fjord is a very accomplished member of the Grand Paladin Order, having recently survived an attack by the Ageless army being lead by the Venomburner Broodmother.

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==Characteristics==
===Appearance===
Fjord is a male Dwarf who's body is covered in various scars and scabs, rendering him rather unpleasing to look at. He has a dirty beard of medium length and a mohawk. He wears a pair of goggles pushed up on his forehead and a sleeveless chest piece that has a fur collar and chains.

===Personality===
Fjord is a very devoted member of the Paladin Order and idolizes [[Lance Willakers]]. He often runs into battle head first and swinging, trying to walk away from the fight with any little bit of accomplishment. This sometimes leads him to be a bit of a show off, which causes Lance to rethink his promotion to Grand Vazeer. Fjord does take this news well, however, not being upset over having one of his future accomplishments pushed off further. Fjord also likes to boast and talk about any accomplisment he gains, such as being the Duke of Thunderguard and the 17th holder of the Goblet of Mysteries.

One notable trait is that Fjord has a massive hatred against [[Kobold]]s. Even to the point were it seems like he holds them in the same regard as [[Goblins]].

===Notable Attributes===
Fjord cannot correctly pronounce Mjollnir, leading to Lance correcting him when Fjord casts it.
Fjord has difficulties casting the Spell of Bearding, often missing.
==Relationships==
==Character Inventory==
{| - style="width:100%; "
!- style="font-size:1.17em; width:50%"|Powers & Abilities
!- style="font-size:1.17em; width:50%"|Belongings
|- style="vertical-align:top;"
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====Traits====
* [{Race / Dwarf}]
* [{Class / Thane}]
* [{Cornerstone / Mason}]
* [{Attribute / Deformed}]

====Passives====
* [{Armor / Melted Flesh}]
* [{Supplies / Forge Armor}]

====Abilities====
* [{Berserker / Trample}]
* [{Thane / Call Mjollnir}]
* [{Thane / Flash}]
* [{Thane / Lightning Strike}]
* [{Thane / Slamshock}]
* [{Thane / Spell of Bearding}]
* [{Thane / Thunderclap}]
|
====Current====
* [{Thane / Siffiran Silver Hammer}]
* [{Treasure / Pot Puppy Seeds}]
* [{Weapon / Spider Slayer}]
* [{Weapon / Puzzle Box}]
====Former Belongings====
* [{Item / Worthless Dwarven Trinket}] (Given to Fetchthewater)
* [{Shield / Sacrificial Guard}]

|}

==Companions==
===William===

{| - style="width:100%;"
|- style="vertical-align:top;"
|'''William''' is a [[Porc]] [[Bandito]] Companion that appeared in [[The Grand Paladin Order]]. William is a friend to Fjord Stormstick and fellow member of the Grand Paladin Order. He perished to the bloodlust hands of [[Tania Grayson]] after trying to save himself while the rest of the Order was fending off a massive attack from the Ageless Army.
====The Grand Paladin Order====
William was killed by [[Tania Grayson]], who was repeatedly casting [{Wizard / Iceblast}] on him.

====Companion Inventory====
* [{Race / Porc}]
* [{Class / Bandito}]
* [{Attribute / Cackling}]
* [{Companion Ability / Fiesta EX}]
* [{Companion Ability / Siesta EX}]
|{{Characterbox
|name= William
|image= [[File:William GPO Puppet.png]]
|race= [[Porc]]
|gender=
|status= Deceased
|talk= Sample Talk
|campaigns= The Grand Paladin Order
|gallery= true
}}
|}

==History==
===Background===
Fjord Stormstick comes from Thunderguard and a long line of Masons through the males in his family. He became the Seventh Vazeer to the Commanding Assistant to the Grand Paladin Order at an unknown time and was very proud of his accomplishments.

He eventually gained a servant Porc by the name of William, who is often at the mercy of his Spell of Bearding mishaps.
===[[The Grand Paladin Order]]===
Link to campaigns that the character has been a part of and summary here of the character's actions/involvement during the campaign.
===Fate===
What the character's current status or where the character was last seen and how come.
==Trivia==
* Fjord's name is a reference to that of Fjord Sweater, a NHL 17 character played by Justin in his Twitch Streams

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{{Thane}}
{{Dwarf}}
{{Justin}}
[[Category:Living]]
[[Category:URealms Live Characters]]

Pattenborrow Threecircle

2015-10-23T21:09:17Z

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{{Stub}}
{{Charbox
|image= File:Pattenborrow RadioactiveK.png
|name= Pattenborrow Threecircle
|race= [[Elf]]
|sub race= [[Nobleborn]]
|class= [[Paladin]]
|stamina= 11 (race and class)
|gender= Male
|actor= [[Rob]]
|first= The Many Gobos of Pat
|affiliation= <br>
* Currently: His Family
* Formerly: Paladin's Guild
|ability= <br>
*[[Divine Intervention]]
*[[Holy Light]]
*[[Blessing of Strength]]
*[[Arcane Beam]]
*[[Arcane Missiles]]
*[[Blink]]
|equipment= None
|relative= <br>
Adopted Family
* [[Warren]] (Son)
* [[Terrence]] (Son)
* [[Dankie]] (Son)
* [[Desnuttes]] (Son/Vessel)
* [[Pryor]]
* [[Madelyne]] (Daughter)
Old Family (deceased)
* Unnamed Wife
* Unnamed Daughter
* Unnamed Son
|alias= Pat, Dad, Cool Dad
|status= A Spirit in Desnuttes
}}
{| style="background-color:transparent;"
|style=width:50%|
|style=width:50%|
|-
|'''"I Don't Think So!"
|-
|colspan="2"|<div style="text-align:center"><small>— Pattenborrow Threecircle</small></div>
|
|}
'''Pattenborrow Threecircle''' is a [[Paladin]] [[Elf]] that adopted 6 Goblins and raised them as his own in [[The Many Gobos of Pat]] campaign.

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==Characteristics==
===Appearance===

===Personality===

===Relationships===

====[[Warren]]====

====[[Terrence]]====

====[[Dankie]]====

====[[Desnuttes]]====

====[[Pryor]]====

====[[Madelyne]]====

====[[Medusa]]====

====[[Willis]]====

===Notable Attributes===

==Powers & Abilities==
====Passives====
* [[Elf#Elf|Master of Magic]]
* [[Nobelborn]]
* [[Blessing of Strength]]

====Paladin Abilities====
* [[Holy Light]]
* [[Divine Intervention]]
* [[Honor Chains]]

====Wizard Abilities====
* [[Arcane Beam]]
* [[Arcane Missiles]]
====Sorcerer Abilities====
* [[Blink]]

==Belongings==
===Treasures===
* [[Sorcerer's Stone]]
* [[Treasures#Threecircle's Mace|Threecircle's Mace]]
==History==
===Background===
Pattenborrow was once a member of the Paladin Order along with many others and had a loving wife, daughter and son. However once the Medusa took control over the minds of the dwarven Paladins, Pattenborrow's family died in a horrible fire while he was being hunted. Some time later he happened across a group of homeless goblins, [[Warren]], [[Terrence]], [[Desnuttes]], [[Dankie]], [[Madelyne]] and [[Pryor]]. With his initial hatred for the race gone, he decided to adopt them and create a new family.

===[[The Many Gobos of Pat]]===
Many years have passed since the adoption of Pat's new family, and Pat has taken to liking Desnuttes above the rest of his family. Often meditating and giving him personal training in secret. On the anniversary of the adoption, Pat gathered his family around and gave them each gifts. Gifting Madelyne a new Blunderbuss, Pryor a hug, Warren a claim to his special mace, and Dankie a Crystal Flatscreen. Pat left Dankie to play with his new present, while he meditated with Desnuttes. But while this happened, Pat had forgotten about the magical cookies that had been baking in the oven for Warren and Terrence, leaving them to burn in the oven. He came back down to see what he believed to be dwarven smut on the Crystal Flatscreen (which was actually [[Bumbley|K-4]]), and became furious, cancelling the rest of the presents and festivities.

===Fate===
After his home was broken into by dwarves, he was beheaded and killed by them. Pattenborrow's spirit fused with Desnuttes' as a result of the latter breaking the necklace he was given in his hand.

==Trivia==

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[[Category: NPC]]
[[Category: Deceased]]
[[Category: Father]]

Burrito

2015-10-23T15:43:30Z

82.146.65.164: /* Passives */

{{Stub}}
{{Charbox
|image= File:Burrito RadioactiveK.png
|name= Burrito
|race= [[Porc]]
|sub race= Unknown
|class= None. Thinks of becoming a [[Bard]]
|stamina= 30
|gender= Male
|first= Kobold Headhunters
|affiliation= Kobold Headhunters, [[Jack Krystaal]]
|equipment= <br>
* [[Windu Morning Star]]
* [[Studded Armor]]
|status= Alive
}}
{| style="background-color:transparent;"
|style=width:50%|
|style=width:50%|
|-
|'''"I'm a shiny porc shiny shiny porc."
|-
|colspan="2"|<div style="text-align:center"><small>— Burrito</small></div>
|
|}
'''Burrito''' is a [[Porc]] pirate who first appears in [[Kobold Headhunters]]. He is [[Jack Krystaal#|Jack Krystaal's]] best friend and masseuse.

==Characteristics==
===Appearance===
Burrito is an average sized pork. He wears a pirate hat with a bandanna underneath, and his skin is very shiny

===Personality===
Burrito is a very easy going pork. He is very devoted to his capitan [[Jack Krystaal]]
===Relationships===
===[[Jack Krystaal]]===
Burrito is [[Jack Krystaal]]'s very loyal and devoted first mate. Burrito stuck with Jack even after the rest of the crew of their ship deserted them.

===Notable Attributes===
Burrito's skin is very shiny, which attracts hostile targets.

==Powers & Abilities==
===Passives===
* [[Porc#Porc|Bloodboil]]
* Shiny Oil - Enemies are more likely to attack Burrito. The max amount of damage Burrito can take is 5 damage from both critical and normal hits.

===Uncategorized Abilities===
* Acidic Barf

==Belongings==
===Treasures===
*[[Windu Morning Star]]

===Items===
*Pirate Hat
*[[Studded Armor]]

==History==
===Background===
===[[Kobold Headhunters]]===
===Fate===
He was last seen running off with [[Jack Krystaal]] to purchase a new pirate ship.

==Trivia==

{{KHH}}
{{Porc}}
[[Category:NPC]]
[[Category:Living]]

Pryor

2015-10-14T21:10:22Z

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{{Stub}}
{{Charbox
|image= File:Pryor RadioactiveK.png
|name= Pryor
|race= [[Goblin]]
|sub race= [[Goblin#Greenskin_Goblin | Greenskin]]
|class= [[Monk]]
|stamina= 55 (shared stamina pool with [[Madelyne]])
|gender= Male
|actor= [[Deadbones]]
|first= The Many Gobos of Pat
|affiliation= [[List_of_Organizations#Pattenborrow's_Adopted_Family | His family]]
|ability= <br>
* [[Monk#Force_Pillar | Force Pillar]]
* [[Monk#Shift_Style_Punch | Shift Style Punch]]
* [[Monk#Spirit_Rush | Spirit Rush]]
|equipment= <br>
* [[Windu Morning Star]]
* [[Treasures#Ring_of_Fire | Ring of Fire]]
* [[Items#Plate_Armor | Plate Armor]]
* [[Accessories#Puffley.27s_Bottomless_Flask | Puffley's Bottomless Flask]]
|relative= <br>
* Unnamed Wife ''(deceased)''
* Daughter: [[Madelyne]]
* Adoptive Brother: [[Pattenborrow Threecircle]]
* Adoptive Nephews: [[Warren]], [[Terrence]], [[Desnuttes]], [[Dankie]] ''(deceased)''
|alias=
|status= Alive
|gold=0
}}
'''Pryor''' is a male [[Goblin#Greenskin| Greenskin Goblin]] [[Monk]] portrayed by [[Deadbones]] in [[The Many Gobos of Pat]] Campaign. He is the father of [[Madelyne]] and is known to drink. It is also known that he, due to his age, has a bad back.

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==Characteristics==
===Appearance===
Pryor is an elderly Greenskin Goblin, with a receding hairline, leaving a tuft of white or greying hair on the top of his head and a white beard that forms from muttonchops. He has thick, white eyebrows accenting his red, sunken eyes. He is fairly lanky in figure, but has a notable beer belly.

Pryor wears a white tank-top that is too small to cover his beer belly and purple shorts that stop just above his knees. He also wears light purple bandages around his forearms, likely for his role as a Monk. Interestingly, Pryor wears slippers styled after Kobolds, with one [[Philhipé|having an eyepatch.]]
===Personality===
Pryor is an alcoholic father who struggles to take care of his daughter [[Madelyne]]. He is somewhat violent, but not exceptionally. He is a sensible man most of the time and is very much an adult. He also really cares about his daughter, although he doesn't always know how to deal with her.

==Relationships==
===[[Madelyne]]===
She is the daughter of Pryor that he loves very much. Upon her mother's death, Pryor fell in a crippling depression and drank his problems away. This causes him to occasionally have a breakdown, explaining his grief to Madelyne. Madelyne usually responds with awkwardness but sometimes shares her father's sadness. Pryor and Madelyne became homeless sometime after her mother's death and Pryor had to steal stuff to support his daughter.

===Unnamed Wife===
Pryor had a wife who he cared for that died sometime in the past. After her death, Pryor broke his vows as a monk in deep grief and began drinking, completely destroying his life.

===[[Pattenborrow Threecircle]]===
Sometime after Pryor's wife died and Pryor's remaining family became homeless, Pattenborrow adopted Pryor's family to give them housing and support. Pryor thinks of Pat to be a brother.

==Notable Attributes==
==Powers & Abilities==
===Passives===
* [[Goblin#Goblin|Pure Greed]]
* [[Goblin#Greenskin|Speciesism]]
===Monk Abilities===
* [[Force Pillar]]
* [[Shift Style Punch]]
* [[Spirit Rush]]

==Belongings==
===Treasures===
* [[Treasures#Dwarven_Runeblade | Dwarvern Runeblade]]: Give it to Terrence
* [[Treasures#Ring_of_Fire | Ring of Fire]]: Wife's Belonging
* [[Windu Morning Star]]: Took it from Dankie
* Masterful Ruby: Applied to [[Force Pillar]]

===Items===
* [[Items#Plate_Armor | Plate Armor]]

===Accessories===
* [[Accessories#Puffley.27s_Bottomless_Flask | Puffley's Bottomless Flask]]: Pattenborrow's last year present

==History==
===Background===
Pryor was married to a Goblin woman and had a single daughter, [[Madelyne]]. At some point, his wife died of unknown causes, leading Pryor to become a drunk, often at odds with his daughter. Eventually they were taken in by [[Pattenborrow Threecircle]] with several other homeless goblins. Pryor likes Pat like a brother and acted like a distant uncle to the other goblins.

===[[The Many Gobos of Pat]]===

===Fate===

==Trivia==
*Pryor keeps with Deadbones' naming scheme of Marvel characters, refrencing [http://marvel.wikia.com/Madelyne_Pryor_(Earth-616) Madelyne Pryor]. [https://twitter.com/DeadBones5/status/612126351898845184]
*Pryor cameoed in [[The Sunswords]] campaign, as a transformation of the Meta Ytts.
*Pryor is the only [[Monk]] to not have a [[Nimbus]], as he was made in the time after nimbus was an ability and before it was a passive.
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{{Goblin}}
{{Monk}}
{{Deadbones}}
[[Category: Characters]]
[[Category: Father]]

Sergio Fabioso

2015-10-11T18:11:11Z

82.146.65.164: /* Treasures */

{{Charbox
|image= File:Sergio_Fabioso.gif
|name= Sergio Fabioso
|race= [[Gnome]]
|sub race= [[Gnome#Okagnoma|Okagnoma]]
|class= [[Rouge]]
|stamina= 33
|gender= Male
|actor= [[Justin]]
|first= The Zarlin Catacombs
|affiliation= Paladin Order
|ability= <br>
* [[Taste of Blood]]
* [[Lucky Kiss]]
* [[Infautation]]
* Temporary: [[Yodel]], [[Solar Eruption]]
|equipment= <br>
* [[Treasures#Nova_Plume_Staff | Nova Plume Staff]]
* [[Dragonskin Bow]]
* [[Emerald of Persistence]]
* [[Blood Aura Plate]]
* [[Treasures#Headcannon_Helmet|Headcannon Helmet]]
* [[Headhunter Axe]]
* [[Treasures#Deconstruction_Bomber|Deconstruction Bomber]]
|relative= <br>
* Current Concubine: [[Raynel]]
* Former Concubine: [[Fantastico Fabioso]], [[Morgana Marie]]
|alias=
|status= Alive
|gold= -400
}}
{| style="background-color:transparent;"
|style=width:50%|
|style=width:50%|
|-
|'''"Sergio."
|-
|colspan="2"|<div style="text-align:center"><small>— Sergio Fabioso</small></div>
|
|}
'''Sergio Fabioso''' is a [[Gnome#Okagnoma|Okagnoma]] [[Rouge]] played by [[Justin]] for [[The Zarlin Catacombs]] campaign.

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==Characteristics==
===Appearance===
Sergio is a male Okagnoma Gnome with green eyes and suave black hair and beard. He wears a silky green suit with black buttons, grey boots and a green neck tie. He often has a single red rose in his mouth seductively and carries around a black whip and a pink handle.

During his temporary transformation into a woman, Sergio became a female Noble Born Elf with long flowing black hair and green eyes. She continues to wear the silky green suit with black buttons but is more form fitting than before. She wears a pair of gray heeled boots and a green neck tie. She also continues to carry the red rose in her mouth with the same seductiveness, but forgos the pink and black whip for a Dragonskin Bow.
===Personality===
Sergio is very opportunistic and sexual in nature. Willing to take any opening to explore new sexual partners and will particularly prey on those unknowing. He has shown this nature even more so after his transformation into a woman, utilizing [[Morgana Marie]]'s confusion to convince him to become her new concubine after exploring their new bodies.

==Relationships==
===[[Fantastico Fabioso]]===
Entering the catacombs, Fantastico always referred to Sergio as "Master", and they would always engage in sexual acts. During the first combat encounter however, The "Mind Fist" event was activated thanks to chat. Sergio and Fastistico then invented a sexual event known as "Mind Fisting". They then soon offered this "new adventure" to most of the party, and later, the Bearserker and the Elemech. After the group of adventurers traveled deeper into the catacombs, Sergio asked Fantastico for his opinion on either going into the big room with the 3 colored Elemechs, or the other room, back at the beginning of the catacombs. This caused Fantastico to break out of his Concubine-ship. During the rest of the campaign, they were at odds with each other.
===[[No-Eye Bromas]]===
Sergio and Bromas, for most of the adventure, had a neutral relationship.

==Powers & Abilities==
===Passives===
*[[Gnome#Gnome|Technological Preference]]
*[[Okagnoma|Tinker]]
*Formerly: [[Nobleborn|Nobleborn - Melding Magic]]
===Abilities===
*[[Lucky Kiss]]
*[[Infautation]]
*[[Taste of Blood]]
*Temporarily: [[Yodel]]
*Temporarily: [[Solar Eruption]]
==Belongings==
===Current===
====Treasures====
*[[Treasures#Nova_Plume_Staff | Nova Plume Staff]]
*[[Dragonskin Bow]]
*[[Emerald of Persistence]]
*[[Blood Aura Plate]]
*[[Treasures#Deconstruction_Bomber|Deconstruction Bomber]]
*[[Treasures#Headcannon_Helmet|Headcannon Helmet]]
*[[Headhunter Axe]]

====Items====
*Rotten Apple
===Former===
====Treasures====
*[[Coin of Providence]]: Deconstructed
*[[Believer Stone]]
*[[Treasures#Mechasurfer|Mechasurfer]]
*[[Treasures#Deeper_Freezer|Deeper Freezer]]
*[[Shillelagh]]: Thrown Away
*[[Treasures#Dungeoneer_Encyclopedia|Dungeoneer Encyclopedia]]: Deconstructed
*[[Treasures#Electronet_Pistol|Electronet Pistol]]: Deconstructed

====Items====
*[[Studded Armor]]: Given to [[Morgana Marie]]
*[[Succusbus Whip]]: Thrown Away

====Accessories====
*[[Boyfriend Quest]]: Given to [[Morgana Marie]]
==History==
===Background===
===[[The Zarlin Catacombs]]===
===Fate===
==Trivia==
* Sergio is the first character to have ended their campaign with a negative amount of gold.
* Due to Soothe Spirits, Sergio has the inability to feel fear.
{{TZC}}
{{Gnome}}
{{Rouge}}
{{Justin}}
[[Category:Characters]]
[[Category:Living]]

Justin

2015-10-11T18:08:26Z

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{{Actorbox
|image= File:JustinGamePiece.png
|name= HCJustin
|real= Justin
|role= Player
|affiliation= Buffalo Wizards
|appearances= <br>
* [[The Nuren Campaign]]
* [[Roamin's Band of Thieves]]
* [[Porc Hunters]]
* [[The Jewel of the Dingo Isles]]
* [[The Many Gobos of Pat]]
* [[The Sunswords]]
* [[The Unseen Rogues]]
* [[Kobold Headhunters]]
* [[The Zarlin Catacombs]]
* [[The New Crew]]
|first= The Nuren Campaign
|youtube= [http://www.youtube.com/user/hcjustin HCJustin]
|twitter= [http://twitter.com/hcjustinn @HCJustin]
}}
'''HCJustin''' is member of the [[Buffalo Wizards]] and regular player of [[Unforgotten Realms Live]].

== Characters ==
{| class="wikitable" style="text-align:center"
!style="background:#8B4513" colspan=10| [[Campaigns#Season One Campaigns|<span style="color:#ffffff">Season One</span>]]
|-
|[[File:JustinGamePiece.png|100px|link=Cawks Stompulous]]
|[[File:K4 Avatar.png|100px|link=Bumbley]]
|[[File:Chilly Wizzy Avatar.png|100px|link=Elmar]]
|[[File:Jo Krysstal Avatar.png|100px|link=Ca-Rell]]
|-
|<font color="FFFFCC">Cawks Stompulous</font>
|<font color="FFFFCC">K4</font>
|<font color="FFFFCC">Elmar</font>
|<font color="FFFFCC">O' Jo Krysstal</font>
|-
|[[File:Desnuttes Avatar.png|100px|link=Desnuttes]]
|[[File:Bob Avatar.png|100px|link=Bob]]
|[[File:Thea Mazing Avatar.png|100px|link=Thea Mazing]]
|[[File:Jack Krystaal Avatar.png|100px|link=Jack Krysstal]]
|-
|<font color="FFFFCC">Goblin Desnuttes</font>
|<font color="FFFFCC">Bob Bobertson</font>
|<font color="FFFFCC">Thea Mazing</font>
|<font color="FFFFCC">Jack Krysstal</font>
|-
|[[File:Sergio Fabioso New Avatar.png|100px|link=Sergio Fabioso]]
|[[File:Young Ladyir Avatar.png|100px|link=Ladyir]]
|[[File:Rusty Avatar.png|100px|link=Rusty]]
|
|-
|<font color="FFFFCC">Sergio Fabioso</font>
|<font color="FFFFCC">Young Ladyir</font>
|<font color="FFFFCC">Rusty</font>
|
|}

== Play Style ==
Justin often plays more quiet, strong characters exhibiting a go-with-the-flow attitude.

== Trivia ==
*[[Rob]] has said that Justin is like a big teddy bear, being quiet most of the time, but delivering the best punchlines.
*Justin claimed during the [[Band of Thieves]] Character Creation that his last name is Justin.
*Justin streams frequently on his [http://www.twitch.tv/hcjustin Twitch channel] which includes a variety of games and a [[Tuesday Talk|Tuesday podcast]] where he discusses the upcoming character creation and campaign with other URealms Live players if any are available.
*There is a reoccurring joke that Justin will never be the leader of a campaign because he was "skipped" to be a leader in [[The Many Gobos of Pat]]. Although there is no real order given for leaders, the three campaigns before The Many Gobos of Pat had the other three players be the leaders of their own respective campaign.
**Justin finally got to be the leader in [[The Zarlin Catacombs]] campaign.
*Justin is the first player to officially switch sides in combat, due to one of his previous characters, [[Bob]] being on the enemy side.
*Justin is currently the player that has the most character deaths out of the whole crew. Currently, he has 2 on his death counter, [[Jo Krysstal]] and [[Elmar]]
*Justin had a character with [[Coin of Providence]] 5 of 6 possible times. The only time was in Silver Mine Mountains which had no treasure or shops.
[[Category:Players]]

{{Justin}}{{Staff}}
{{Campaign}}

Kallark Gandolin

2015-10-11T18:04:23Z

82.146.65.164: /* Battle Style */

{{Charbox
|image= File:Kallark RadioactiveK.png
|name= Kallark
|race= [[Elf]]
|sub race= [[Elf#Dwelf|Dwelf]]
|class= [[Suncleric]]
|stamina= 49
|gender= Male
|actor= [[Deadbones]]
|first= The Sunswords
|affiliation=
|ability= <br>
* [[Sunwall Armor]]
* [[Aurora Borealis]]
* [[Consecration]]
* [[Bolster Spirits]]
* [[Enlarge]]
* [[Ray of Frost]]
|equipment= <br>
* Scalemail
* Tambok Ticket (Formerly)
* Scimitar
|relative= <br>
*Funk: [[Carlos]]
*Ex-Girlfriend: [[Gwyneth Sunsword]]
*Unnamed unborn Child (deceased)
|alias=
|status= Alive
|gold=2000
}}

'''Kallark''' is a self-absorbed [[Elf#Dwelf|Dwelf]] [[Sun Cleric]] who is played by [[Deadbones]] and appears in the [[The Sunswords|Sunswords]] campaign.

__TOC__

==Characteristics==
===Appearance===
Kallark is a male Dwelf with a muscular physique, pale skin, red eyes, long flowing black hair that ends at the middle of his back, and a black beard that ends at his chest and is tied in a purple tie. Kallark wears grey scale armor with gold accents, purple wristbands, a thin gold belt with a deep purple buckle, a light purple skirt, purple pants and deep violet boots that start at his knees.

===Personality===
Kallark is incredibly self absorbed and often boasts that he is "the best of both worlds" (referring to the mixture of elven and dwarven blood in him), specifically complimenting his own beard and muscles. He is prone to showing off, which caused him to be unable to stop himself from telling his comrades that Gwyneth is pregnant with his baby. Despite the apparently tense situation of serving with Gwyneth's ex-boyfriends as well as wanna-be-boyfriends. Kallark generally has a friendly attitude towards the other elves in the group.

Kallark suffers hallucinations that begin to happen randomly and without warning after he is sprayed by a [[Funk]]. He hallucinates the Funk and engages in conversation with it, leading others to question his sanity, as he apparently stands talking to himself.

Kallark has a caring, loving side to him. Despite being immature about their relationship and unable to keep her secret, he truly loves Gwyneth, which causes a violent reaction when she is stabbed. He also respects her as a leader and a person, and acknowledges his breaches of her privacy. He also shows considerable attachment to their baby, requesting that he could see their child even after Gwyneth breaks up with him.

Kallark saves two Kobold children and, while originally coldly suggesting they be sent to the [[Silver Mine Mountains]] with the other prisoners, he warms up to them and eventually chooses to adopt them. At the end of the journey to the Silver Mine Mountains, Kallark displays strong paternal feelings and is distraught at the loss of his unborn child, as well as at the choice of the Kobold children to remain with other Kobolds. His care for the children causes him to decide that, given his hallucinations, he would not be the best father. He later returns to the [[Silvermine Mountains]] when he finds out that [[Unter]] and [[Gunter]] had been put in cells there due to them not having family to live with. Gwyenth doesn't want Kallark adopting these children due to him going insane due to the Funk he keeps seeing. He is later able to save Unter, Trusty Neconni and Gwyenth from the collapsing mountains, barely making it out alive.

===Battle Style===
Kallark starts combat with [[Enlarge]]. In Sunswords he used hes turns to [[Sunwall Armor]] or [[Aurora Borealis]] to spam the battkefield whit suntiles. He is more as a support character as he has alot of healing abilities and [[Bolters Spirit]].

==Relationships==
===[[Gwyneth Sunsword]]===
Kallark is Gwyneth's boyfriend for the majority of the journey to the Silvermine Mountains in the Sunswords campaign. They have issues over the course of their path and separate at the end of it, with Kallark walking away, and Gwyneth apparently suggesting dating Xavius again.

The two have a difficult relationship. Kallark is self-obsessed and often fails to acknowledge Gwyneth's needs and wishes. However, over the course of the Sunswords campaign he grows more caring and compassionate and is heartbroken when Gwyneth is stabbed, threatening to kill her attacker.

During [[The Silvermine Mountains]] campaign, Kallark returns to the [[Silvermine Mountains]] to try to adopt [[Unter]] and [[Gunter]]. He is told by Gwyneth that due to him going insane due to the [[Funk]] spray, he wouldn't be allowed to adopt them. Later, when [[The Ageless One]] was awakened, he tried to save [[Unter]] and [[Trusty Neconni]] from the collapsing mountain, putting [[Unter]] in a corner to run back and save physically and emotionally damaged Gwyneth, and was able to save her, the two children, and himself from the mountain.

===[[Xavius]]===
Due to Xavius' prior relationship with Gwyneth the two don't get along. They often makes snide comments as jabs at each other and seem to compete with each other.

However, Kallark seems to be more passive in this competition and it is Xavius who makes moves towards Gwyneth and who learns the Spell of Bearding in order to win her from Kallark.

===[[Bob]]===
Although Bob previously dated Gwyneth, unlike Xavius they seemed to get along fairly fine.
===[[Dave]]===
Dave and Kallark work together.

==Powers & Abilities==
===Passives===
*[[Elf#Elf|Master of Magic]]
*[[Elf#Dwelf|Rune Keeper]]
*[[Sun Cleric#Starting Gear and Passives|Suntiles]]
*[[Carlos|Carlos the Funk Hallucination]]
===Sun Cleric Abilities===
*[[Sunwall Armor]]
*[[Aurora Borealis]]
*[[Consecration]]

===Bard Abilties===
*[[Bolster Spirits]]

===Sorcerer Abilities===
*[[Enlarge]]
*[[Ray of Frost]]

==Belongings==
===Treasures===
* [[Treasures#Tambok_Ticket | Tambok Ticket]] (Formerly)
* [[Pot Puppy]]
* [[Sorcerer's Stone]]

===Items===
* [[Items#Bold_Scalemail | Bold Scalemail]]
* [[Items#Scimitar | Scimitar]]
* Magical Hat

===Accessories===
None

==History==
===Background===
During the Sunswords campaign, Kallark is the second-in-command of Gwyneth Sunsword's squad which is entrusted with escorting a prison caravan to the [[Silver Mine Mountains]]. He also happens to be Gwyneth's love interest at the time.
===[[The Sunswords]]===
In order to traverse a hazardous canyon inhabited by [[Ytt]]s as fast as possible, Kallark made use of his [[Enlarge]] spell to carry the carriage himself. By successfully clearing the canyon, Kallark's resourcefulness earned the praise of Gwyneth. At the same time, Gwyneth confided that she was pregnant and the child was Kallark's. Overcome with pride and joy, Kallark was eager to boast to the rest of the team. Gwyneth, however, warned Kallark that she did not want the others to know about her condition at this time.

While setting up camp, Kallark and a few of his allies were approached by a pair of goblin merchants. The Elves refused to bargain with the Goblins and elected to mug them instead. In the middle of this, Kallark was unexpectedly sprayed by a [[Funk]], causing him to smell very nice. One goblin was killed in the process, and the other goblin, named [[Greeky]], was captured and thrown into the carriage as an additional prisoner at Kallark's request. Not long after, Kallark was having a conversation with Xavius, Dave and Bob where Kallark mocked the two elves' inability to grow facial hair without the use of magic. However, Kallark accidentally slipped up and mentioned his future child. Gwyneth promptly found out about this and suspended their relationship.

When the group came across a blazing barn, Kallark, Gwyneth, Xavius, Dave and Bob rushed into the inferno in response to the screams coming from inside. Kallark, however was delayed momentarily by the appearance of [[Carlos]], a hallucination brought on by the Funk spray from earlier. Following Gwyneth's example, Kallark smashed his way through several walls to form a clear path through the building. He was then given the responsibility to escort the two [[Kobold]] children found by Gwyneth and Dave to safety while the rest of the party fought off the [[Flame Spooky]]. Kallark casted Enlarge on himself in order to carry the children out more effectively, but he was once again stalled by Carlos. At some point during this event, Kallark discovered a [[Pot Puppy]] in the barn that the others had missed. The puppy was adopted by Kallark and named [[Annihilus the Living Death that walks | Annihilus the Living Death That Walks]].
Before completely leaving the farm, Kallark also considered adopting the apparently orphaned young Kobolds in order to appeal to female Kobolds. Due to her unstable emotions, Gwyneth decided that she was no longer fit to lead the party, and so the position fell on to Kallark.

The group then encountered a bridge being guarded by an [[Ogre]]. Gwyneth advised every one to not provoke the Ogre as it could wreak havoc on the current party lineup. However, the Ogre only seemed to be interested in the [[Tambok Ticket]]s carried by Kallark and Xavius. Both men refused to give up their tickets and a heated, emotional argument involving Gwyneth ensued. Seemingly out of nowhere, Kallark dropped the scuffle with Xavius and invited Xavius to meet him behind the carriage for a gift. Under the influence of Dave's [[Leader's Heartoak Staff]], Kallark removed his trousers and advanced on Xavius. Before anything more between the two could occur, [[Phineas]] blasted Kallark with a [[Fireball]]. Phineas then stabbed a flustered Kallark and claimed leadership for himself. This freed Kallark from Dave's special staff, leaving Kallark completely clueless. Before Kallark could figure out the situation, Xavius (in an attempt to pilfer Kallark ticket) gets carried away and launched a [[Ray of Frost]] so powerful that it not only left Kallark in a block of ice, but it destroyed the ticket as well.

The next thing Kallark knew, he was being thawed out in the back of the prison carriage that was near the end of its journey. Here, he was reunited with [[Gunter]] and [[Unter]], and Kallark agreed to take them in temporarily. Next, Kallark was revisited by Carlos who proclaimed that the Kobold children were actually Ytts and mocked Kallark for adopting them. Kallark then conversed with [[Mormo]] who wanted to touch the young Kobolds' faces. Kallark offered his own face instead and contracted rabies from Mormo. Then Kallark learned from [[Goggles]] the secret of Kobolds repeating the word "kobold". Finally, Kallark was approached by [[Jakelad]] and was affected by Jakelad's [[Charm]].

While under the effects, Kallark had Jakelad released from the carriage, Jakelad then used his [[Lullaby]] to put Gwyneth (now leader again) and the rest of the squad to sleep. Unfortunately for Jakelad, the Lullaby did not completely work on Kallark and the effects of charm broke. Once again in control of himself, Kallark quickly awoke Gwyneth and the others from their slumber. Jakelad promptly fled the scene but not before summoning his Porc allies to dispose of Gwyneth's troop. As the battle ensued, Gwyneth and Kallark were tasked with forcing open the gate while the rest of the team (including the remaining prisoners) held off the attackers. Luckily, Kallark's allies were able to turn the tides against the Porc ambushers. At some point, Dave accidentally misfired a [[Fireball]] towards Kallark's beard where Annihilus was residing. Annihilus briefly converted into a Hellhound before expelling all of it's flames in an attack made against Kallark. However, while everyone else was still caught up in combat, Rufio, a mentally unstable Elf ally who had been obsessing over his love for Gwyneth for some time now, sneaked up on Gwyneth and stabbed her in the stomach, incapacitating Gwyneth and killing her unborn baby. The allies successfully repelled the Porcs and Kallark was able to revitalize Gwyneth. Upon learning the fate of his child, Kallark furiously threatened to kill Rufio. Gwyneth, however, knew that Rufio wasn't thinking clearly and decided that having him arrested along with the surviving Porc enemies would suffice as punishment. At the same time, Gwyneth allowed the previous prisoners who aided her team in combat to go free. Emotionally devastated, Kallark turned to the Kobold children and welcomed them into his life. Sadly, the young Kobolds had decided to follow one of the Kobold prisoners, [[Rebooc]], instead. At that moment, Carlos returned to mock him, and Kallark felt that, given his hallucinations, the Kobold children were better off without him. This display of care for them seemed to break his heart. The whole chain of events in which he lost most of what he gained and loved: Gwyneth, his baby, his adoptive children, his Tambok Ticket, was just too much for Kallark to take as he just depressingly walked away from it all.

===[[The Silvermine Mountains]]===
Kallark returns to the [[Silvermine Mountains]] to adopt [[Unter]] and [[Gunter]], after learning that they where imprisoned in the mountains due to not having a home. He argues with [[Xavius]] over letting the children out, who argues that's against the rules. After getting enraged by this, Gwyenth overhears and intervenes, saying Kallark seems to not be mentally healthy. Later, Kallark confesses that since being sprayed by the Funk, he sees a Funk named Carlos who constantly tells him things and annoys him. Gwyenth tells Kallar that because of this, she does not feel comfortable giving the children to Kallark, and says she will call in Tom, a psychiatrist to help him. Angered by this, he enlarges himself crushing Gwyeneth's desk. Carlos later devises a plan to take the children; by letting the prisoners in the block [[Unter]] and [[Trusty Neconni]] are located in, causing the prisoners to riot, then escape with the children and telling Gwyneth that he is saving the children from a riot. To do this, we would need to become a guard. Carlos says he will not bother Kallark when talking to Gwyneth so she lets him re-earn her trust by becoming a guard. Kallark then asks Gwyneth to become a guard, and tells her that he no longer sees Carlos. Gwyneth tells Kallark that if she finds him talking to Carlos, then she would imprison Kallark in the Silvermine Mountains. Kallark is able to go through with his plan, which allows the prisoners apart of [[The Cult of Bones]] to awaken [[The Ageless One]], causing the mountain to cave in. Kallark grabs both Unter and Trusty Neconni to escape with. He gets to the gate of the prison only to find it locked. He is able to throw Trusty Neconni over the gate to freedom while enlarged, letting him escape the mountain alive. He then notices that Gwyenth is hurt, and is unable to escape. He puts Unter down in a corner to rush in and save her. He is able to grab her, and get to the locked gate to the prison, only to find out she doesn't have the key either, and that she gave it to Xavius, who has been crushed by a boulder. Kallark begins slamming his body into the gate to try and break it open. He is at first able to create a hole just big enough for Gwyenth and Unter to escape, but not his enlarged self. He continues slamming himself against the gate until he finally breaks through, just before getting crushed by rocks. He grabs Gwyneth, Unter and Trusty Neconni, and runs off into a field at the base of the mountain, with another surviving Sun Cleric, only to watch [[The Ageless One]] fly off into the sky.

===Fate===
Kallark was last seen escaping the Silver Mine Mountains as he saved Gwyneth, Unter, Trusty Neconni, and an unamed Sun Cleric.

==Trivia==
* In line with Deadbones' theme of naming his characters after comic book characters, Kallark is named after Marvel's character Gladiator. [https://twitter.com/DeadBones5/status/619808090385444864]
* The last roll done by DeadBones in [[The Silvermine Mountains]] was as Kallark rolling a 20. This made the last roll of the season a 20.
{{TSS}}
{{SMM}}
{{Elf}}
{{Dwarf}}
{{Sun Cleric}}
{{Deadbones}}

[[Category: Characters]]
[[Category: Elves]]
[[Category: Sun Clerics]]
[[Category: Living]]

Kallark Gandolin

2015-10-11T18:03:02Z

82.146.65.164: /* Characteristics */

{{Charbox
|image= File:Kallark RadioactiveK.png
|name= Kallark
|race= [[Elf]]
|sub race= [[Elf#Dwelf|Dwelf]]
|class= [[Suncleric]]
|stamina= 49
|gender= Male
|actor= [[Deadbones]]
|first= The Sunswords
|affiliation=
|ability= <br>
* [[Sunwall Armor]]
* [[Aurora Borealis]]
* [[Consecration]]
* [[Bolster Spirits]]
* [[Enlarge]]
* [[Ray of Frost]]
|equipment= <br>
* Scalemail
* Tambok Ticket (Formerly)
* Scimitar
|relative= <br>
*Funk: [[Carlos]]
*Ex-Girlfriend: [[Gwyneth Sunsword]]
*Unnamed unborn Child (deceased)
|alias=
|status= Alive
|gold=2000
}}

'''Kallark''' is a self-absorbed [[Elf#Dwelf|Dwelf]] [[Sun Cleric]] who is played by [[Deadbones]] and appears in the [[The Sunswords|Sunswords]] campaign.

__TOC__

==Characteristics==
===Appearance===
Kallark is a male Dwelf with a muscular physique, pale skin, red eyes, long flowing black hair that ends at the middle of his back, and a black beard that ends at his chest and is tied in a purple tie. Kallark wears grey scale armor with gold accents, purple wristbands, a thin gold belt with a deep purple buckle, a light purple skirt, purple pants and deep violet boots that start at his knees.

===Personality===
Kallark is incredibly self absorbed and often boasts that he is "the best of both worlds" (referring to the mixture of elven and dwarven blood in him), specifically complimenting his own beard and muscles. He is prone to showing off, which caused him to be unable to stop himself from telling his comrades that Gwyneth is pregnant with his baby. Despite the apparently tense situation of serving with Gwyneth's ex-boyfriends as well as wanna-be-boyfriends. Kallark generally has a friendly attitude towards the other elves in the group.

Kallark suffers hallucinations that begin to happen randomly and without warning after he is sprayed by a [[Funk]]. He hallucinates the Funk and engages in conversation with it, leading others to question his sanity, as he apparently stands talking to himself.

Kallark has a caring, loving side to him. Despite being immature about their relationship and unable to keep her secret, he truly loves Gwyneth, which causes a violent reaction when she is stabbed. He also respects her as a leader and a person, and acknowledges his breaches of her privacy. He also shows considerable attachment to their baby, requesting that he could see their child even after Gwyneth breaks up with him.

Kallark saves two Kobold children and, while originally coldly suggesting they be sent to the [[Silver Mine Mountains]] with the other prisoners, he warms up to them and eventually chooses to adopt them. At the end of the journey to the Silver Mine Mountains, Kallark displays strong paternal feelings and is distraught at the loss of his unborn child, as well as at the choice of the Kobold children to remain with other Kobolds. His care for the children causes him to decide that, given his hallucinations, he would not be the best father. He later returns to the [[Silvermine Mountains]] when he finds out that [[Unter]] and [[Gunter]] had been put in cells there due to them not having family to live with. Gwyenth doesn't want Kallark adopting these children due to him going insane due to the Funk he keeps seeing. He is later able to save Unter, Trusty Neconni and Gwyenth from the collapsing mountains, barely making it out alive.

===Battle Style===
Kallark starts combat with [[Enlarge]]. In Sunswords he used hes turns to [[Sunwall Armor]] or [[Aurora Borealis]] to spam the battkefield whit suntiles.

==Relationships==
===[[Gwyneth Sunsword]]===
Kallark is Gwyneth's boyfriend for the majority of the journey to the Silvermine Mountains in the Sunswords campaign. They have issues over the course of their path and separate at the end of it, with Kallark walking away, and Gwyneth apparently suggesting dating Xavius again.

The two have a difficult relationship. Kallark is self-obsessed and often fails to acknowledge Gwyneth's needs and wishes. However, over the course of the Sunswords campaign he grows more caring and compassionate and is heartbroken when Gwyneth is stabbed, threatening to kill her attacker.

During [[The Silvermine Mountains]] campaign, Kallark returns to the [[Silvermine Mountains]] to try to adopt [[Unter]] and [[Gunter]]. He is told by Gwyneth that due to him going insane due to the [[Funk]] spray, he wouldn't be allowed to adopt them. Later, when [[The Ageless One]] was awakened, he tried to save [[Unter]] and [[Trusty Neconni]] from the collapsing mountain, putting [[Unter]] in a corner to run back and save physically and emotionally damaged Gwyneth, and was able to save her, the two children, and himself from the mountain.

===[[Xavius]]===
Due to Xavius' prior relationship with Gwyneth the two don't get along. They often makes snide comments as jabs at each other and seem to compete with each other.

However, Kallark seems to be more passive in this competition and it is Xavius who makes moves towards Gwyneth and who learns the Spell of Bearding in order to win her from Kallark.

===[[Bob]]===
Although Bob previously dated Gwyneth, unlike Xavius they seemed to get along fairly fine.
===[[Dave]]===
Dave and Kallark work together.

==Powers & Abilities==
===Passives===
*[[Elf#Elf|Master of Magic]]
*[[Elf#Dwelf|Rune Keeper]]
*[[Sun Cleric#Starting Gear and Passives|Suntiles]]
*[[Carlos|Carlos the Funk Hallucination]]
===Sun Cleric Abilities===
*[[Sunwall Armor]]
*[[Aurora Borealis]]
*[[Consecration]]

===Bard Abilties===
*[[Bolster Spirits]]

===Sorcerer Abilities===
*[[Enlarge]]
*[[Ray of Frost]]

==Belongings==
===Treasures===
* [[Treasures#Tambok_Ticket | Tambok Ticket]] (Formerly)
* [[Pot Puppy]]
* [[Sorcerer's Stone]]

===Items===
* [[Items#Bold_Scalemail | Bold Scalemail]]
* [[Items#Scimitar | Scimitar]]
* Magical Hat

===Accessories===
None

==History==
===Background===
During the Sunswords campaign, Kallark is the second-in-command of Gwyneth Sunsword's squad which is entrusted with escorting a prison caravan to the [[Silver Mine Mountains]]. He also happens to be Gwyneth's love interest at the time.
===[[The Sunswords]]===
In order to traverse a hazardous canyon inhabited by [[Ytt]]s as fast as possible, Kallark made use of his [[Enlarge]] spell to carry the carriage himself. By successfully clearing the canyon, Kallark's resourcefulness earned the praise of Gwyneth. At the same time, Gwyneth confided that she was pregnant and the child was Kallark's. Overcome with pride and joy, Kallark was eager to boast to the rest of the team. Gwyneth, however, warned Kallark that she did not want the others to know about her condition at this time.

While setting up camp, Kallark and a few of his allies were approached by a pair of goblin merchants. The Elves refused to bargain with the Goblins and elected to mug them instead. In the middle of this, Kallark was unexpectedly sprayed by a [[Funk]], causing him to smell very nice. One goblin was killed in the process, and the other goblin, named [[Greeky]], was captured and thrown into the carriage as an additional prisoner at Kallark's request. Not long after, Kallark was having a conversation with Xavius, Dave and Bob where Kallark mocked the two elves' inability to grow facial hair without the use of magic. However, Kallark accidentally slipped up and mentioned his future child. Gwyneth promptly found out about this and suspended their relationship.

When the group came across a blazing barn, Kallark, Gwyneth, Xavius, Dave and Bob rushed into the inferno in response to the screams coming from inside. Kallark, however was delayed momentarily by the appearance of [[Carlos]], a hallucination brought on by the Funk spray from earlier. Following Gwyneth's example, Kallark smashed his way through several walls to form a clear path through the building. He was then given the responsibility to escort the two [[Kobold]] children found by Gwyneth and Dave to safety while the rest of the party fought off the [[Flame Spooky]]. Kallark casted Enlarge on himself in order to carry the children out more effectively, but he was once again stalled by Carlos. At some point during this event, Kallark discovered a [[Pot Puppy]] in the barn that the others had missed. The puppy was adopted by Kallark and named [[Annihilus the Living Death that walks | Annihilus the Living Death That Walks]].
Before completely leaving the farm, Kallark also considered adopting the apparently orphaned young Kobolds in order to appeal to female Kobolds. Due to her unstable emotions, Gwyneth decided that she was no longer fit to lead the party, and so the position fell on to Kallark.

The group then encountered a bridge being guarded by an [[Ogre]]. Gwyneth advised every one to not provoke the Ogre as it could wreak havoc on the current party lineup. However, the Ogre only seemed to be interested in the [[Tambok Ticket]]s carried by Kallark and Xavius. Both men refused to give up their tickets and a heated, emotional argument involving Gwyneth ensued. Seemingly out of nowhere, Kallark dropped the scuffle with Xavius and invited Xavius to meet him behind the carriage for a gift. Under the influence of Dave's [[Leader's Heartoak Staff]], Kallark removed his trousers and advanced on Xavius. Before anything more between the two could occur, [[Phineas]] blasted Kallark with a [[Fireball]]. Phineas then stabbed a flustered Kallark and claimed leadership for himself. This freed Kallark from Dave's special staff, leaving Kallark completely clueless. Before Kallark could figure out the situation, Xavius (in an attempt to pilfer Kallark ticket) gets carried away and launched a [[Ray of Frost]] so powerful that it not only left Kallark in a block of ice, but it destroyed the ticket as well.

The next thing Kallark knew, he was being thawed out in the back of the prison carriage that was near the end of its journey. Here, he was reunited with [[Gunter]] and [[Unter]], and Kallark agreed to take them in temporarily. Next, Kallark was revisited by Carlos who proclaimed that the Kobold children were actually Ytts and mocked Kallark for adopting them. Kallark then conversed with [[Mormo]] who wanted to touch the young Kobolds' faces. Kallark offered his own face instead and contracted rabies from Mormo. Then Kallark learned from [[Goggles]] the secret of Kobolds repeating the word "kobold". Finally, Kallark was approached by [[Jakelad]] and was affected by Jakelad's [[Charm]].

While under the effects, Kallark had Jakelad released from the carriage, Jakelad then used his [[Lullaby]] to put Gwyneth (now leader again) and the rest of the squad to sleep. Unfortunately for Jakelad, the Lullaby did not completely work on Kallark and the effects of charm broke. Once again in control of himself, Kallark quickly awoke Gwyneth and the others from their slumber. Jakelad promptly fled the scene but not before summoning his Porc allies to dispose of Gwyneth's troop. As the battle ensued, Gwyneth and Kallark were tasked with forcing open the gate while the rest of the team (including the remaining prisoners) held off the attackers. Luckily, Kallark's allies were able to turn the tides against the Porc ambushers. At some point, Dave accidentally misfired a [[Fireball]] towards Kallark's beard where Annihilus was residing. Annihilus briefly converted into a Hellhound before expelling all of it's flames in an attack made against Kallark. However, while everyone else was still caught up in combat, Rufio, a mentally unstable Elf ally who had been obsessing over his love for Gwyneth for some time now, sneaked up on Gwyneth and stabbed her in the stomach, incapacitating Gwyneth and killing her unborn baby. The allies successfully repelled the Porcs and Kallark was able to revitalize Gwyneth. Upon learning the fate of his child, Kallark furiously threatened to kill Rufio. Gwyneth, however, knew that Rufio wasn't thinking clearly and decided that having him arrested along with the surviving Porc enemies would suffice as punishment. At the same time, Gwyneth allowed the previous prisoners who aided her team in combat to go free. Emotionally devastated, Kallark turned to the Kobold children and welcomed them into his life. Sadly, the young Kobolds had decided to follow one of the Kobold prisoners, [[Rebooc]], instead. At that moment, Carlos returned to mock him, and Kallark felt that, given his hallucinations, the Kobold children were better off without him. This display of care for them seemed to break his heart. The whole chain of events in which he lost most of what he gained and loved: Gwyneth, his baby, his adoptive children, his Tambok Ticket, was just too much for Kallark to take as he just depressingly walked away from it all.

===[[The Silvermine Mountains]]===
Kallark returns to the [[Silvermine Mountains]] to adopt [[Unter]] and [[Gunter]], after learning that they where imprisoned in the mountains due to not having a home. He argues with [[Xavius]] over letting the children out, who argues that's against the rules. After getting enraged by this, Gwyenth overhears and intervenes, saying Kallark seems to not be mentally healthy. Later, Kallark confesses that since being sprayed by the Funk, he sees a Funk named Carlos who constantly tells him things and annoys him. Gwyenth tells Kallar that because of this, she does not feel comfortable giving the children to Kallark, and says she will call in Tom, a psychiatrist to help him. Angered by this, he enlarges himself crushing Gwyeneth's desk. Carlos later devises a plan to take the children; by letting the prisoners in the block [[Unter]] and [[Trusty Neconni]] are located in, causing the prisoners to riot, then escape with the children and telling Gwyneth that he is saving the children from a riot. To do this, we would need to become a guard. Carlos says he will not bother Kallark when talking to Gwyneth so she lets him re-earn her trust by becoming a guard. Kallark then asks Gwyneth to become a guard, and tells her that he no longer sees Carlos. Gwyneth tells Kallark that if she finds him talking to Carlos, then she would imprison Kallark in the Silvermine Mountains. Kallark is able to go through with his plan, which allows the prisoners apart of [[The Cult of Bones]] to awaken [[The Ageless One]], causing the mountain to cave in. Kallark grabs both Unter and Trusty Neconni to escape with. He gets to the gate of the prison only to find it locked. He is able to throw Trusty Neconni over the gate to freedom while enlarged, letting him escape the mountain alive. He then notices that Gwyenth is hurt, and is unable to escape. He puts Unter down in a corner to rush in and save her. He is able to grab her, and get to the locked gate to the prison, only to find out she doesn't have the key either, and that she gave it to Xavius, who has been crushed by a boulder. Kallark begins slamming his body into the gate to try and break it open. He is at first able to create a hole just big enough for Gwyenth and Unter to escape, but not his enlarged self. He continues slamming himself against the gate until he finally breaks through, just before getting crushed by rocks. He grabs Gwyneth, Unter and Trusty Neconni, and runs off into a field at the base of the mountain, with another surviving Sun Cleric, only to watch [[The Ageless One]] fly off into the sky.

===Fate===
Kallark was last seen escaping the Silver Mine Mountains as he saved Gwyneth, Unter, Trusty Neconni, and an unamed Sun Cleric.

==Trivia==
* In line with Deadbones' theme of naming his characters after comic book characters, Kallark is named after Marvel's character Gladiator. [https://twitter.com/DeadBones5/status/619808090385444864]
* The last roll done by DeadBones in [[The Silvermine Mountains]] was as Kallark rolling a 20. This made the last roll of the season a 20.
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[[Category: Characters]]
[[Category: Elves]]
[[Category: Sun Clerics]]
[[Category: Living]]

Kallark Gandolin

2015-10-11T17:58:09Z

82.146.65.164: /* Characteristics */

{{Charbox
|image= File:Kallark RadioactiveK.png
|name= Kallark
|race= [[Elf]]
|sub race= [[Elf#Dwelf|Dwelf]]
|class= [[Suncleric]]
|stamina= 49
|gender= Male
|actor= [[Deadbones]]
|first= The Sunswords
|affiliation=
|ability= <br>
* [[Sunwall Armor]]
* [[Aurora Borealis]]
* [[Consecration]]
* [[Bolster Spirits]]
* [[Enlarge]]
* [[Ray of Frost]]
|equipment= <br>
* Scalemail
* Tambok Ticket (Formerly)
* Scimitar
|relative= <br>
*Funk: [[Carlos]]
*Ex-Girlfriend: [[Gwyneth Sunsword]]
*Unnamed unborn Child (deceased)
|alias=
|status= Alive
|gold=2000
}}

'''Kallark''' is a self-absorbed [[Elf#Dwelf|Dwelf]] [[Sun Cleric]] who is played by [[Deadbones]] and appears in the [[The Sunswords|Sunswords]] campaign.

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==Characteristics==
===Appearance===
Kallark is a male Dwelf with a muscular physique, pale skin, red eyes, long flowing black hair that ends at the middle of his back, and a black beard that ends at his chest and is tied in a purple tie. Kallark wears grey scale armor with gold accents, purple wristbands, a thin gold belt with a deep purple buckle, a light purple skirt, purple pants and deep violet boots that start at his knees.

===Personality===
Kallark is incredibly self absorbed and often boasts that he is "the best of both worlds" (referring to the mixture of elven and dwarven blood in him), specifically complimenting his own beard and muscles. He is prone to showing off, which caused him to be unable to stop himself from telling his comrades that Gwyneth is pregnant with his baby. Despite the apparently tense situation of serving with Gwyneth's ex-boyfriends as well as wanna-be-boyfriends. Kallark generally has a friendly attitude towards the other elves in the group.

Kallark suffers hallucinations that begin to happen randomly and without warning after he is sprayed by a [[Funk]]. He hallucinates the Funk and engages in conversation with it, leading others to question his sanity, as he apparently stands talking to himself.

Kallark has a caring, loving side to him. Despite being immature about their relationship and unable to keep her secret, he truly loves Gwyneth, which causes a violent reaction when she is stabbed. He also respects her as a leader and a person, and acknowledges his breaches of her privacy. He also shows considerable attachment to their baby, requesting that he could see their child even after Gwyneth breaks up with him.

Kallark saves two Kobold children and, while originally coldly suggesting they be sent to the [[Silver Mine Mountains]] with the other prisoners, he warms up to them and eventually chooses to adopt them. At the end of the journey to the Silver Mine Mountains, Kallark displays strong paternal feelings and is distraught at the loss of his unborn child, as well as at the choice of the Kobold children to remain with other Kobolds. His care for the children causes him to decide that, given his hallucinations, he would not be the best father. He later returns to the [[Silvermine Mountains]] when he finds out that [[Unter]] and [[Gunter]] had been put in cells there due to them not having family to live with. Gwyenth doesn't want Kallark adopting these children due to him going insane due to the Funk he keeps seeing. He is later able to save Unter, Trusty Neconni and Gwyenth from the collapsing mountains, barely making it out alive.

==Relationships==
===[[Gwyneth Sunsword]]===
Kallark is Gwyneth's boyfriend for the majority of the journey to the Silvermine Mountains in the Sunswords campaign. They have issues over the course of their path and separate at the end of it, with Kallark walking away, and Gwyneth apparently suggesting dating Xavius again.

The two have a difficult relationship. Kallark is self-obsessed and often fails to acknowledge Gwyneth's needs and wishes. However, over the course of the Sunswords campaign he grows more caring and compassionate and is heartbroken when Gwyneth is stabbed, threatening to kill her attacker.

During [[The Silvermine Mountains]] campaign, Kallark returns to the [[Silvermine Mountains]] to try to adopt [[Unter]] and [[Gunter]]. He is told by Gwyneth that due to him going insane due to the [[Funk]] spray, he wouldn't be allowed to adopt them. Later, when [[The Ageless One]] was awakened, he tried to save [[Unter]] and [[Trusty Neconni]] from the collapsing mountain, putting [[Unter]] in a corner to run back and save physically and emotionally damaged Gwyneth, and was able to save her, the two children, and himself from the mountain.

===[[Xavius]]===
Due to Xavius' prior relationship with Gwyneth the two don't get along. They often makes snide comments as jabs at each other and seem to compete with each other.

However, Kallark seems to be more passive in this competition and it is Xavius who makes moves towards Gwyneth and who learns the Spell of Bearding in order to win her from Kallark.

===[[Bob]]===
Although Bob previously dated Gwyneth, unlike Xavius they seemed to get along fairly fine.
===[[Dave]]===
Dave and Kallark work together.

==Powers & Abilities==
===Passives===
*[[Elf#Elf|Master of Magic]]
*[[Elf#Dwelf|Rune Keeper]]
*[[Sun Cleric#Starting Gear and Passives|Suntiles]]
*[[Carlos|Carlos the Funk Hallucination]]
===Sun Cleric Abilities===
*[[Sunwall Armor]]
*[[Aurora Borealis]]
*[[Consecration]]

===Bard Abilties===
*[[Bolster Spirits]]

===Sorcerer Abilities===
*[[Enlarge]]
*[[Ray of Frost]]

==Belongings==
===Treasures===
* [[Treasures#Tambok_Ticket | Tambok Ticket]] (Formerly)
* [[Pot Puppy]]
* [[Sorcerer's Stone]]

===Items===
* [[Items#Bold_Scalemail | Bold Scalemail]]
* [[Items#Scimitar | Scimitar]]
* Magical Hat

===Accessories===
None

==History==
===Background===
During the Sunswords campaign, Kallark is the second-in-command of Gwyneth Sunsword's squad which is entrusted with escorting a prison caravan to the [[Silver Mine Mountains]]. He also happens to be Gwyneth's love interest at the time.
===[[The Sunswords]]===
In order to traverse a hazardous canyon inhabited by [[Ytt]]s as fast as possible, Kallark made use of his [[Enlarge]] spell to carry the carriage himself. By successfully clearing the canyon, Kallark's resourcefulness earned the praise of Gwyneth. At the same time, Gwyneth confided that she was pregnant and the child was Kallark's. Overcome with pride and joy, Kallark was eager to boast to the rest of the team. Gwyneth, however, warned Kallark that she did not want the others to know about her condition at this time.

While setting up camp, Kallark and a few of his allies were approached by a pair of goblin merchants. The Elves refused to bargain with the Goblins and elected to mug them instead. In the middle of this, Kallark was unexpectedly sprayed by a [[Funk]], causing him to smell very nice. One goblin was killed in the process, and the other goblin, named [[Greeky]], was captured and thrown into the carriage as an additional prisoner at Kallark's request. Not long after, Kallark was having a conversation with Xavius, Dave and Bob where Kallark mocked the two elves' inability to grow facial hair without the use of magic. However, Kallark accidentally slipped up and mentioned his future child. Gwyneth promptly found out about this and suspended their relationship.

When the group came across a blazing barn, Kallark, Gwyneth, Xavius, Dave and Bob rushed into the inferno in response to the screams coming from inside. Kallark, however was delayed momentarily by the appearance of [[Carlos]], a hallucination brought on by the Funk spray from earlier. Following Gwyneth's example, Kallark smashed his way through several walls to form a clear path through the building. He was then given the responsibility to escort the two [[Kobold]] children found by Gwyneth and Dave to safety while the rest of the party fought off the [[Flame Spooky]]. Kallark casted Enlarge on himself in order to carry the children out more effectively, but he was once again stalled by Carlos. At some point during this event, Kallark discovered a [[Pot Puppy]] in the barn that the others had missed. The puppy was adopted by Kallark and named [[Annihilus the Living Death that walks | Annihilus the Living Death That Walks]].
Before completely leaving the farm, Kallark also considered adopting the apparently orphaned young Kobolds in order to appeal to female Kobolds. Due to her unstable emotions, Gwyneth decided that she was no longer fit to lead the party, and so the position fell on to Kallark.

The group then encountered a bridge being guarded by an [[Ogre]]. Gwyneth advised every one to not provoke the Ogre as it could wreak havoc on the current party lineup. However, the Ogre only seemed to be interested in the [[Tambok Ticket]]s carried by Kallark and Xavius. Both men refused to give up their tickets and a heated, emotional argument involving Gwyneth ensued. Seemingly out of nowhere, Kallark dropped the scuffle with Xavius and invited Xavius to meet him behind the carriage for a gift. Under the influence of Dave's [[Leader's Heartoak Staff]], Kallark removed his trousers and advanced on Xavius. Before anything more between the two could occur, [[Phineas]] blasted Kallark with a [[Fireball]]. Phineas then stabbed a flustered Kallark and claimed leadership for himself. This freed Kallark from Dave's special staff, leaving Kallark completely clueless. Before Kallark could figure out the situation, Xavius (in an attempt to pilfer Kallark ticket) gets carried away and launched a [[Ray of Frost]] so powerful that it not only left Kallark in a block of ice, but it destroyed the ticket as well.

The next thing Kallark knew, he was being thawed out in the back of the prison carriage that was near the end of its journey. Here, he was reunited with [[Gunter]] and [[Unter]], and Kallark agreed to take them in temporarily. Next, Kallark was revisited by Carlos who proclaimed that the Kobold children were actually Ytts and mocked Kallark for adopting them. Kallark then conversed with [[Mormo]] who wanted to touch the young Kobolds' faces. Kallark offered his own face instead and contracted rabies from Mormo. Then Kallark learned from [[Goggles]] the secret of Kobolds repeating the word "kobold". Finally, Kallark was approached by [[Jakelad]] and was affected by Jakelad's [[Charm]].

While under the effects, Kallark had Jakelad released from the carriage, Jakelad then used his [[Lullaby]] to put Gwyneth (now leader again) and the rest of the squad to sleep. Unfortunately for Jakelad, the Lullaby did not completely work on Kallark and the effects of charm broke. Once again in control of himself, Kallark quickly awoke Gwyneth and the others from their slumber. Jakelad promptly fled the scene but not before summoning his Porc allies to dispose of Gwyneth's troop. As the battle ensued, Gwyneth and Kallark were tasked with forcing open the gate while the rest of the team (including the remaining prisoners) held off the attackers. Luckily, Kallark's allies were able to turn the tides against the Porc ambushers. At some point, Dave accidentally misfired a [[Fireball]] towards Kallark's beard where Annihilus was residing. Annihilus briefly converted into a Hellhound before expelling all of it's flames in an attack made against Kallark. However, while everyone else was still caught up in combat, Rufio, a mentally unstable Elf ally who had been obsessing over his love for Gwyneth for some time now, sneaked up on Gwyneth and stabbed her in the stomach, incapacitating Gwyneth and killing her unborn baby. The allies successfully repelled the Porcs and Kallark was able to revitalize Gwyneth. Upon learning the fate of his child, Kallark furiously threatened to kill Rufio. Gwyneth, however, knew that Rufio wasn't thinking clearly and decided that having him arrested along with the surviving Porc enemies would suffice as punishment. At the same time, Gwyneth allowed the previous prisoners who aided her team in combat to go free. Emotionally devastated, Kallark turned to the Kobold children and welcomed them into his life. Sadly, the young Kobolds had decided to follow one of the Kobold prisoners, [[Rebooc]], instead. At that moment, Carlos returned to mock him, and Kallark felt that, given his hallucinations, the Kobold children were better off without him. This display of care for them seemed to break his heart. The whole chain of events in which he lost most of what he gained and loved: Gwyneth, his baby, his adoptive children, his Tambok Ticket, was just too much for Kallark to take as he just depressingly walked away from it all.

===[[The Silvermine Mountains]]===
Kallark returns to the [[Silvermine Mountains]] to adopt [[Unter]] and [[Gunter]], after learning that they where imprisoned in the mountains due to not having a home. He argues with [[Xavius]] over letting the children out, who argues that's against the rules. After getting enraged by this, Gwyenth overhears and intervenes, saying Kallark seems to not be mentally healthy. Later, Kallark confesses that since being sprayed by the Funk, he sees a Funk named Carlos who constantly tells him things and annoys him. Gwyenth tells Kallar that because of this, she does not feel comfortable giving the children to Kallark, and says she will call in Tom, a psychiatrist to help him. Angered by this, he enlarges himself crushing Gwyeneth's desk. Carlos later devises a plan to take the children; by letting the prisoners in the block [[Unter]] and [[Trusty Neconni]] are located in, causing the prisoners to riot, then escape with the children and telling Gwyneth that he is saving the children from a riot. To do this, we would need to become a guard. Carlos says he will not bother Kallark when talking to Gwyneth so she lets him re-earn her trust by becoming a guard. Kallark then asks Gwyneth to become a guard, and tells her that he no longer sees Carlos. Gwyneth tells Kallark that if she finds him talking to Carlos, then she would imprison Kallark in the Silvermine Mountains. Kallark is able to go through with his plan, which allows the prisoners apart of [[The Cult of Bones]] to awaken [[The Ageless One]], causing the mountain to cave in. Kallark grabs both Unter and Trusty Neconni to escape with. He gets to the gate of the prison only to find it locked. He is able to throw Trusty Neconni over the gate to freedom while enlarged, letting him escape the mountain alive. He then notices that Gwyenth is hurt, and is unable to escape. He puts Unter down in a corner to rush in and save her. He is able to grab her, and get to the locked gate to the prison, only to find out she doesn't have the key either, and that she gave it to Xavius, who has been crushed by a boulder. Kallark begins slamming his body into the gate to try and break it open. He is at first able to create a hole just big enough for Gwyenth and Unter to escape, but not his enlarged self. He continues slamming himself against the gate until he finally breaks through, just before getting crushed by rocks. He grabs Gwyneth, Unter and Trusty Neconni, and runs off into a field at the base of the mountain, with another surviving Sun Cleric, only to watch [[The Ageless One]] fly off into the sky.

===Fate===
Kallark was last seen escaping the Silver Mine Mountains as he saved Gwyneth, Unter, Trusty Neconni, and an unamed Sun Cleric.

==Trivia==
* In line with Deadbones' theme of naming his characters after comic book characters, Kallark is named after Marvel's character Gladiator. [https://twitter.com/DeadBones5/status/619808090385444864]
* The last roll done by DeadBones in [[The Silvermine Mountains]] was as Kallark rolling a 20. This made the last roll of the season a 20.
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{{Elf}}
{{Dwarf}}
{{Sun Cleric}}
{{Deadbones}}

[[Category: Characters]]
[[Category: Elves]]
[[Category: Sun Clerics]]
[[Category: Living]]

Bob

2015-10-11T17:55:48Z

82.146.65.164: /* Battle Style */

{{Charbox
|image= File:Bob RadioactiveK.png
|name= Bobby "Bob" Bobertson
|race= [[Gnome]]
|sub race= [[Gnome#Keen|Keen]]
|class=[[Paladin]]
|stamina= 48
|gender= Male
|actor= [[Justin]]
|first= The Sunswords
|affiliation=
|ability= <br>
* [[Blessing of Strength]]
* [[Unholy Water]]
* [[Honor Chains]]
|equipment= <br>
*[[Items#Plate Armor | Plate Armor]]
*[[Treasures#Lirudna_Blade | Lirudna Blade]]
*[[Treasures#Grimshade_Blade | Grimshade Blade]]
*[[Treasures#Dragonskin_Bow | Dragonskin Bow]]
*[[Treasures#Bottled_Wormhole | Bottled Wormhole]]
*[[Treasures#Coin_of_Providence | Coin of Providence]]
*[[Ring of Fire]] x2
|relative=
|alias=
|status= Alive
|gold=2300
}}

'''Bobby "Bob" Bobertson''' is a [[Gnome#Keen | Keen Gnome]] [[Paladin]] portrayed by [[Justin]] during [[The Sunswords]] campaign.

==Characteristics==

===Appearance===
Bob is a male Gnome with a muscular body, green eyes and a grey beard. Bob wears a red bandana covering the top of his head, a red armband tied on his left arm, metallic greeves, two golden rings, a blue loincloth, grey pants and metallic kneepads and boots. Bob also has a brown satchel.
===Personality===
When met with enemies and strangers, Bob sustains a very intense, macho facade for intimidation purposes. However, those close to him will find that he has a much more delicate persona. Bob has also shown a bit of a perverted side such as when he was peeping at [[Gwyneth Sunsword]] while she was in her tent for several minutes.

===Battle Style===
Bob tries often to do as much damage he can by using a [[Grimshade Blade]] dealing 12 damage. He also use [[Dragonskin Bow]] for long range or spams honorchains at targets. He uses the [[Coin of Providence]] very aggressive.

==Relationships==
Bob is an ex-boyfriend of Gwyneth Sunsword. On several occasions, Bob insists that the child Gwyneth was carrying was actually his.
===[[Phineas Barringster]]===

===Notable Attributes===

==Powers & Abilities==
===Passives===
*[[Gnome#Gnome|Technological Preference]]
*[[Gnome#Keen|Passback]]
*[[Blessing of Strength]]
===Paladin Abilities===
*[[Unholy Water]]
*[[Honor Chains]]

==Belongings==
===Treasures===
*[[Treasures#Lirudna_Blade | Lirudna Blade]]
*[[Treasures#Grimshade_Blade | Grimshade Blade]]
*[[Treasures#Dragonskin_Bow | Dragonskin Bow]]
*[[Treasures#Bottled_Wormhole | Bottled Wormhole]]
*[[Treasures#Coin_of_Providence | Coin of Providence]]
*[[Ring of Fire]] x2

===Items===
*[[Items#Arcane_Signet | Arcane Signet]]
===Accessories===
none
==History==
===Background===
Not much of Bob's history is known. It is known that Bob was a member of the Paladin order for 8 years, ascending to Rank 3 before being kicked out for unknown reasons. Bob later fell in love with Gwyneth Sunsword, which they dated for a short time. They later broke up but stayed in touch.
===[[The Sunswords]]===
Bob was a member of a group lead by Gwyneth Sunsword tasked with escorting a prison carriage to the [[Silvermine Mountains]]. More specifically, Bob was assigned to guard the prisoners and keep them in line. One particular prisoner, [[Goggles]], seemed to take a notable interest in Bob. Goggles simply claims that he loves all Gnomes despite the fact that his records indicated that he has been known to steal from Gnomes in the past.

During an encounter with [[Ytt]]s in a perilous canyon, Bob's performance sorely suffered from equipment malfunctions. This lead to Bob inadvertently launching arrows at his own crew mates, which ultimately resulted in the death of [[Ian Bates]]. After clearing the canyon, the team set up camp to rest and bury what was left of Ian. While checking up on the prisoners, Bob learned that Goggles had been carrying a [[Ring of Fire]] much like the one Bob had recently acquired. At this time, the team was approached by two [[Goblin]] merchants who were looking to display their wares. Bob showed some interest in negotiating with the merchants, but the [[Elves]] opted to assault and rob the Goblins instead. Unwilling to take part in the mugging, Bob reported to Gwyneth and subsequently peeked at her while she is unaware.

Bob proved to be a prominent ally in the battle against the [[Flame Spooky]], visibly causing considerable amounts of damage with his abilities and dealing the final blow.

While trying to devise a way to get through an ogre blocking a bridge, Bob was ordered by an apparently deranged [[Phineas]] to execute [[Greeky]], the Goblin merchant that was taken captive earlier. Bob was unable to bring himself to do so, however, and secretly released the Goblin. Bob failed to convince Phineas that he had done the job, but Phineas (under the effect of the [[Leader's Heartoak Staff]]) underwent a sudden, drastic change of heart and made out with Bob.

After falling for [[Jakelad]]'s ploy to escape from the prison caravan, Bob was one of the last to recover from Jake's [[Lullaby]]. When he finally awoke, Bob assisted his squad and the remaining prisoners in holding off and eventually routing the [[Porc]] ambushers summoned by Jakelad. Shortly after the skirmish, Gwyneth announced that the previous prisoners would be pardoned due to their acts of valor. Bob then briefly shared a sentimental moment with Goggles as the two seemingly exchanged rings.

===[[The New Crew]]===
Later on, Bob decided that he would ask Gwyneth's hand in marriage and sought out passage to the Sunsword Summer Home via a pirate ship by the name of the ''[[Bocoe]]''. There he traveled with the ragtag crew, even consisting of his one time lover, [[Phineas Barringster]]. Once Bob realized the extreme mental illness that Phineas was displaying, he sought nothing more than to continue on his quest for Gwyneth.

Once they arrived near the Island, Bob agreed to mostly empty the Sunsword mansion, leaving the Sunsword family unharmed and not alerting the townsfolk of the invasion. He kept his agreement, but later returned as a member of [[Virgo Sunsword]]'s crew and was tasked with gathering the pirates to be taken to the Silvermine Mountains. He retrieved Octavius, but failed to notice [[Rick Snot]].
===Fate===
Bob sailed away with the Sunsword crew and the captured Bocoe crew. It is unknown if he ever proposed or if Gwyneth accepted his proposal, though if he did, it was presumably rejected as she is still with Xavius come "The Silver Mine Mountains".

==Trivia==
*Bob's section of the [[Treasures#Dungeoneer_Encyclopedia|Dungeoneer Encyclopedia]] has experts from [[Dave|Dave's]] [[Boyfriend Quest]], most notably his interactions with [[Phineas]].
{{TSS}}
{{TNC}}
{{Gnome}}
{{Paladin}}
{{Justin}}
[[Category: Characters]]
[[Category: Gnomes]]
[[Category: Paladins]]

Bob

2015-10-11T17:55:13Z

82.146.65.164: /* Characteristics */

{{Charbox
|image= File:Bob RadioactiveK.png
|name= Bobby "Bob" Bobertson
|race= [[Gnome]]
|sub race= [[Gnome#Keen|Keen]]
|class=[[Paladin]]
|stamina= 48
|gender= Male
|actor= [[Justin]]
|first= The Sunswords
|affiliation=
|ability= <br>
* [[Blessing of Strength]]
* [[Unholy Water]]
* [[Honor Chains]]
|equipment= <br>
*[[Items#Plate Armor | Plate Armor]]
*[[Treasures#Lirudna_Blade | Lirudna Blade]]
*[[Treasures#Grimshade_Blade | Grimshade Blade]]
*[[Treasures#Dragonskin_Bow | Dragonskin Bow]]
*[[Treasures#Bottled_Wormhole | Bottled Wormhole]]
*[[Treasures#Coin_of_Providence | Coin of Providence]]
*[[Ring of Fire]] x2
|relative=
|alias=
|status= Alive
|gold=2300
}}

'''Bobby "Bob" Bobertson''' is a [[Gnome#Keen | Keen Gnome]] [[Paladin]] portrayed by [[Justin]] during [[The Sunswords]] campaign.

==Characteristics==

===Appearance===
Bob is a male Gnome with a muscular body, green eyes and a grey beard. Bob wears a red bandana covering the top of his head, a red armband tied on his left arm, metallic greeves, two golden rings, a blue loincloth, grey pants and metallic kneepads and boots. Bob also has a brown satchel.
===Personality===
When met with enemies and strangers, Bob sustains a very intense, macho facade for intimidation purposes. However, those close to him will find that he has a much more delicate persona. Bob has also shown a bit of a perverted side such as when he was peeping at [[Gwyneth Sunsword]] while she was in her tent for several minutes.

===Battle Style===
Bob tries often to do as much damage he can by using a [[Grimshade Blade]] dealing 12 damage. He also use [[Dragonskin Bow]] for long range or spams honorchains at targets. He uses the [[Coin of Province]] very aggressive.

==Relationships==
Bob is an ex-boyfriend of Gwyneth Sunsword. On several occasions, Bob insists that the child Gwyneth was carrying was actually his.
===[[Phineas Barringster]]===

===Notable Attributes===

==Powers & Abilities==
===Passives===
*[[Gnome#Gnome|Technological Preference]]
*[[Gnome#Keen|Passback]]
*[[Blessing of Strength]]
===Paladin Abilities===
*[[Unholy Water]]
*[[Honor Chains]]

==Belongings==
===Treasures===
*[[Treasures#Lirudna_Blade | Lirudna Blade]]
*[[Treasures#Grimshade_Blade | Grimshade Blade]]
*[[Treasures#Dragonskin_Bow | Dragonskin Bow]]
*[[Treasures#Bottled_Wormhole | Bottled Wormhole]]
*[[Treasures#Coin_of_Providence | Coin of Providence]]
*[[Ring of Fire]] x2

===Items===
*[[Items#Arcane_Signet | Arcane Signet]]
===Accessories===
none
==History==
===Background===
Not much of Bob's history is known. It is known that Bob was a member of the Paladin order for 8 years, ascending to Rank 3 before being kicked out for unknown reasons. Bob later fell in love with Gwyneth Sunsword, which they dated for a short time. They later broke up but stayed in touch.
===[[The Sunswords]]===
Bob was a member of a group lead by Gwyneth Sunsword tasked with escorting a prison carriage to the [[Silvermine Mountains]]. More specifically, Bob was assigned to guard the prisoners and keep them in line. One particular prisoner, [[Goggles]], seemed to take a notable interest in Bob. Goggles simply claims that he loves all Gnomes despite the fact that his records indicated that he has been known to steal from Gnomes in the past.

During an encounter with [[Ytt]]s in a perilous canyon, Bob's performance sorely suffered from equipment malfunctions. This lead to Bob inadvertently launching arrows at his own crew mates, which ultimately resulted in the death of [[Ian Bates]]. After clearing the canyon, the team set up camp to rest and bury what was left of Ian. While checking up on the prisoners, Bob learned that Goggles had been carrying a [[Ring of Fire]] much like the one Bob had recently acquired. At this time, the team was approached by two [[Goblin]] merchants who were looking to display their wares. Bob showed some interest in negotiating with the merchants, but the [[Elves]] opted to assault and rob the Goblins instead. Unwilling to take part in the mugging, Bob reported to Gwyneth and subsequently peeked at her while she is unaware.

Bob proved to be a prominent ally in the battle against the [[Flame Spooky]], visibly causing considerable amounts of damage with his abilities and dealing the final blow.

While trying to devise a way to get through an ogre blocking a bridge, Bob was ordered by an apparently deranged [[Phineas]] to execute [[Greeky]], the Goblin merchant that was taken captive earlier. Bob was unable to bring himself to do so, however, and secretly released the Goblin. Bob failed to convince Phineas that he had done the job, but Phineas (under the effect of the [[Leader's Heartoak Staff]]) underwent a sudden, drastic change of heart and made out with Bob.

After falling for [[Jakelad]]'s ploy to escape from the prison caravan, Bob was one of the last to recover from Jake's [[Lullaby]]. When he finally awoke, Bob assisted his squad and the remaining prisoners in holding off and eventually routing the [[Porc]] ambushers summoned by Jakelad. Shortly after the skirmish, Gwyneth announced that the previous prisoners would be pardoned due to their acts of valor. Bob then briefly shared a sentimental moment with Goggles as the two seemingly exchanged rings.

===[[The New Crew]]===
Later on, Bob decided that he would ask Gwyneth's hand in marriage and sought out passage to the Sunsword Summer Home via a pirate ship by the name of the ''[[Bocoe]]''. There he traveled with the ragtag crew, even consisting of his one time lover, [[Phineas Barringster]]. Once Bob realized the extreme mental illness that Phineas was displaying, he sought nothing more than to continue on his quest for Gwyneth.

Once they arrived near the Island, Bob agreed to mostly empty the Sunsword mansion, leaving the Sunsword family unharmed and not alerting the townsfolk of the invasion. He kept his agreement, but later returned as a member of [[Virgo Sunsword]]'s crew and was tasked with gathering the pirates to be taken to the Silvermine Mountains. He retrieved Octavius, but failed to notice [[Rick Snot]].
===Fate===
Bob sailed away with the Sunsword crew and the captured Bocoe crew. It is unknown if he ever proposed or if Gwyneth accepted his proposal, though if he did, it was presumably rejected as she is still with Xavius come "The Silver Mine Mountains".

==Trivia==
*Bob's section of the [[Treasures#Dungeoneer_Encyclopedia|Dungeoneer Encyclopedia]] has experts from [[Dave|Dave's]] [[Boyfriend Quest]], most notably his interactions with [[Phineas]].
{{TSS}}
{{TNC}}
{{Gnome}}
{{Paladin}}
{{Justin}}
[[Category: Characters]]
[[Category: Gnomes]]
[[Category: Paladins]]

Dave

2015-10-11T17:50:50Z

82.146.65.164: /* Battle Style */

{{Charbox
|image= File:Dave RadioactiveK.png
|name= Davey 'Dave' Davidson
|race= [[Elf]]
|sub race= [[Spellblade]]
|class= <br>
*[[Sun Cleric]] ([[Roamin's Band of Thieves]], [[Porc Hunters]])
*[[Wizard]] ([[The Sunswords]])
|gender= Male
|stamina= 26 (The Sunswords)
|first= Roamin's Band of Thieves
|affiliation= [[Sunblades]]
|ability= <br> '''Roamin's Band of Thieves, Porc Hunters'''
* [[Holy Light]]
'''The Sunswords'''
* [[Fireball]]
* [[Ice Blast]]
* [[Arcane Missiles]]
* [[Blessing of Strength]] ([[Paladin]])
* [[Divine Intervention]] ([[Paladin]])
|equipment= <br> '''Roamin's Band of Thieves, Porc Hunters'''
*Summoning Horn
'''The Sunswords'''
* [[Believer Stone]]
* [[Studded Armor]]
|relative= Unknown
|status= Alive
|actor= <br> [[Rob]] (Roamin's Band of Thieves, Porc Hunters)
[[Coestar]] (The Sunswords)
|gold=2000
}}
<div class="font-size: small; margin-top:0.5em; margin-left:0.8em;" style="font-size:11px;">
''Not to be confused with the generic name that Theta Squad gives to [[Elf|Elves]].''
</div>

'''Captain Davey 'Dave' Davidson the Sun Cleric''' is a fan fiction book writer, and was/is a member of [[Gwyneth Sunsword|Gwyneth Sunsword's]] faction of Sun Cleric Elves and Sunblades.

__TOC__
==Characteristics==
===Appearance===
Dave is a male Elf with a thin figure, long white hair, and violet eyes. Dave wears a blue long sleeve, v-neck jumper, with black greeves, black belt and black boots. He has white bandages around his upper left thigh and a light blue cape that ends just above his rear. He often carries around a brown book that he constantly writes in with a golden quill for his various stories.

===Personality===
Dave is friendly towards pretty much everyone, with the exception of those who he sees looking down on his fan-fiction books, which he is very protective of. He is one of the only adventurers on [[The Sunswords]] quest to not be Gwyneth's boyfriend, ex-boyfriend or wanna-be-boyfriend. As such, he often plays a peace-making role, especially when he gains control of the [[Leader's Heartoak Staff]], enabling him to control what the leader of the group feels. He, however, does not use it to better his own position and generally does what is best for the group as he sees it. <p>
Dave believes in teamwork and in following rules. He is generally a sensible elf, pointing out the absurdity of the actions of others, such as Ca-Rell's promotions based on victory over a group of mere goblins and Xavius's using an unconscious body as a meatshield.
Dave appears to be a very capable fighter in [[The Sunswords]]. Despite his low health, he manages to deal lots of damage with his wizarding spells, single-handedly fighting off most of a Porc attack force.

===Battle Style===
Dave uses normal wizard tactics, usally Blessing of Strengths himself pre-combat and casts a spell and dragonskin bow combo.

==Relationship==
===[[Ca-Rell]]===

===[[Elmar]]===

===[[Squinks]]===

===[[Rufio]]===

===[[Gwyneth Sunsword|Gwyneth]]===

===[[Kallark]]===

===[[Xavius]]===

===[[Bob]]===

===[[Phineas Barringster]]===

==Powers and Abilities==
===Passives===
*[[Elf#Elf|Master of Magic]]
*[[Elf#Spellblade|Spellblade]]
* [[Wizard#Starting Gear and Passives|Wizard Fury]]

===Wizard Abilities===
*[[Fireball]]
*[[Ice Blast]]
*[[Arcane Missiles]]
===Paladin Abilities===
*[[Blessing of Strength]]
*[[Divine Intervention]]
*[[Holy Light]]

==Belongings==
===Current===
====Treasures====
* [[Leader's Heartoak Staff]]: Personally destroyed it.
* [[Dragonskin Bow]]
* [[Believer Stone]] x2

====Items====
====Accessories====
*[[Boyfriend Quest]]: Written & Created the book

==History==

===[[Sunswords]]===
Dave was played by [[Coestar]] in the [[Sunswords]] campaign. During the group's mission to the [[Silver Mine Mountains]], Dave is working on a novel titled '[[Boyfriend Quest]]' that he plans to later share on the [[Magic Forums]].

===[[Roamin's Band of Thieves]]===
Dave first appeared in the [[Sun Cleric]] town among [[Gwyneth Sunsword | Gwyneth]] and other Sun Clerics. [[Squinks]], currently disguised as a young elven girl, happened upon them. Squinks decided to back-stab his party, revealing that several [[Gnome | Gnomes]] were in the [[Monkey Fish | Monkey Fish King]] cave. Dave was left in charge of the false girl, while the others went to search the cave.

Squinks attempted to edge Dave to go help his fellow elves search, but Dave was very firm in his orders. Squinks resorted to casting ''Charm'' on Dave, enlisting him to help. The charmed Dave then helped his new temporary master to hide in the town's jail and would assist at a later time to break him out.

This plan would not last, as the Charm broke, causing Dave to leave Squinks in the jail and join his fellow elves in the final battle against the gnomes.

===[[Porc Hunters]]===
Dave appeared as an ally to the protagonists of this campaign, the [[Theta Squad]], one of whom was his old pal from college [[Chilly Wizzy]]. They helped him defeat [[Chimera]], a captured [[Kobold]] who had escaped via the donation goal: Unnatural Critical. Afterwards he gave their leader, [[Ca-Rell|Captain Ca-Rell]], four [[Treasures]] as a reward for assisting in the recapture of Chimera. Shortly after he left with his prisoner and the rest of his elven companions.

== Fate ==
Due to the timeline being unclear at this point in time there are two possibilities for what Dave is doing now. Either Dave is currently working in the elven army as a captain, or Dave is working for [[Gwyneth Sunsword]] as a Sun Cleric helper/protector.

== Trivia ==
* Dave is the first NPC to be played by a player.
* Dave is currently tied for the most reoccurring character with [[Nisovin]] and [[Phineas]]
* Dave is the first character that [[Coestar]] has played that has had nothing to do with the phrase "Thank you"

{{Thieves}}{{Hunters}}{{TSS}}{{Elf}}{{Sun Cleric}}{{Wizard}}{{Coestar}}
[[Category: Characters]]
[[Category: Elves]]
[[Category: Sun Clerics]]
[[Category: Living]]

Dave

2015-10-11T17:50:26Z

82.146.65.164: /* Characteristics */

{{Charbox
|image= File:Dave RadioactiveK.png
|name= Davey 'Dave' Davidson
|race= [[Elf]]
|sub race= [[Spellblade]]
|class= <br>
*[[Sun Cleric]] ([[Roamin's Band of Thieves]], [[Porc Hunters]])
*[[Wizard]] ([[The Sunswords]])
|gender= Male
|stamina= 26 (The Sunswords)
|first= Roamin's Band of Thieves
|affiliation= [[Sunblades]]
|ability= <br> '''Roamin's Band of Thieves, Porc Hunters'''
* [[Holy Light]]
'''The Sunswords'''
* [[Fireball]]
* [[Ice Blast]]
* [[Arcane Missiles]]
* [[Blessing of Strength]] ([[Paladin]])
* [[Divine Intervention]] ([[Paladin]])
|equipment= <br> '''Roamin's Band of Thieves, Porc Hunters'''
*Summoning Horn
'''The Sunswords'''
* [[Believer Stone]]
* [[Studded Armor]]
|relative= Unknown
|status= Alive
|actor= <br> [[Rob]] (Roamin's Band of Thieves, Porc Hunters)
[[Coestar]] (The Sunswords)
|gold=2000
}}
<div class="font-size: small; margin-top:0.5em; margin-left:0.8em;" style="font-size:11px;">
''Not to be confused with the generic name that Theta Squad gives to [[Elf|Elves]].''
</div>

'''Captain Davey 'Dave' Davidson the Sun Cleric''' is a fan fiction book writer, and was/is a member of [[Gwyneth Sunsword|Gwyneth Sunsword's]] faction of Sun Cleric Elves and Sunblades.

__TOC__
==Characteristics==
===Appearance===
Dave is a male Elf with a thin figure, long white hair, and violet eyes. Dave wears a blue long sleeve, v-neck jumper, with black greeves, black belt and black boots. He has white bandages around his upper left thigh and a light blue cape that ends just above his rear. He often carries around a brown book that he constantly writes in with a golden quill for his various stories.

===Personality===
Dave is friendly towards pretty much everyone, with the exception of those who he sees looking down on his fan-fiction books, which he is very protective of. He is one of the only adventurers on [[The Sunswords]] quest to not be Gwyneth's boyfriend, ex-boyfriend or wanna-be-boyfriend. As such, he often plays a peace-making role, especially when he gains control of the [[Leader's Heartoak Staff]], enabling him to control what the leader of the group feels. He, however, does not use it to better his own position and generally does what is best for the group as he sees it. <p>
Dave believes in teamwork and in following rules. He is generally a sensible elf, pointing out the absurdity of the actions of others, such as Ca-Rell's promotions based on victory over a group of mere goblins and Xavius's using an unconscious body as a meatshield.
Dave appears to be a very capable fighter in [[The Sunswords]]. Despite his low health, he manages to deal lots of damage with his wizarding spells, single-handedly fighting off most of a Porc attack force.

===Battle Style===
Dave uses normal wizard tactics, usally Blessing of Strengths himself pre-combat and casts a spell and dragonskin bow.

==Relationship==
===[[Ca-Rell]]===

===[[Elmar]]===

===[[Squinks]]===

===[[Rufio]]===

===[[Gwyneth Sunsword|Gwyneth]]===

===[[Kallark]]===

===[[Xavius]]===

===[[Bob]]===

===[[Phineas Barringster]]===

==Powers and Abilities==
===Passives===
*[[Elf#Elf|Master of Magic]]
*[[Elf#Spellblade|Spellblade]]
* [[Wizard#Starting Gear and Passives|Wizard Fury]]

===Wizard Abilities===
*[[Fireball]]
*[[Ice Blast]]
*[[Arcane Missiles]]
===Paladin Abilities===
*[[Blessing of Strength]]
*[[Divine Intervention]]
*[[Holy Light]]

==Belongings==
===Current===
====Treasures====
* [[Leader's Heartoak Staff]]: Personally destroyed it.
* [[Dragonskin Bow]]
* [[Believer Stone]] x2

====Items====
====Accessories====
*[[Boyfriend Quest]]: Written & Created the book

==History==

===[[Sunswords]]===
Dave was played by [[Coestar]] in the [[Sunswords]] campaign. During the group's mission to the [[Silver Mine Mountains]], Dave is working on a novel titled '[[Boyfriend Quest]]' that he plans to later share on the [[Magic Forums]].

===[[Roamin's Band of Thieves]]===
Dave first appeared in the [[Sun Cleric]] town among [[Gwyneth Sunsword | Gwyneth]] and other Sun Clerics. [[Squinks]], currently disguised as a young elven girl, happened upon them. Squinks decided to back-stab his party, revealing that several [[Gnome | Gnomes]] were in the [[Monkey Fish | Monkey Fish King]] cave. Dave was left in charge of the false girl, while the others went to search the cave.

Squinks attempted to edge Dave to go help his fellow elves search, but Dave was very firm in his orders. Squinks resorted to casting ''Charm'' on Dave, enlisting him to help. The charmed Dave then helped his new temporary master to hide in the town's jail and would assist at a later time to break him out.

This plan would not last, as the Charm broke, causing Dave to leave Squinks in the jail and join his fellow elves in the final battle against the gnomes.

===[[Porc Hunters]]===
Dave appeared as an ally to the protagonists of this campaign, the [[Theta Squad]], one of whom was his old pal from college [[Chilly Wizzy]]. They helped him defeat [[Chimera]], a captured [[Kobold]] who had escaped via the donation goal: Unnatural Critical. Afterwards he gave their leader, [[Ca-Rell|Captain Ca-Rell]], four [[Treasures]] as a reward for assisting in the recapture of Chimera. Shortly after he left with his prisoner and the rest of his elven companions.

== Fate ==
Due to the timeline being unclear at this point in time there are two possibilities for what Dave is doing now. Either Dave is currently working in the elven army as a captain, or Dave is working for [[Gwyneth Sunsword]] as a Sun Cleric helper/protector.

== Trivia ==
* Dave is the first NPC to be played by a player.
* Dave is currently tied for the most reoccurring character with [[Nisovin]] and [[Phineas]]
* Dave is the first character that [[Coestar]] has played that has had nothing to do with the phrase "Thank you"

{{Thieves}}{{Hunters}}{{TSS}}{{Elf}}{{Sun Cleric}}{{Wizard}}{{Coestar}}
[[Category: Characters]]
[[Category: Elves]]
[[Category: Sun Clerics]]
[[Category: Living]]

Yumi

2015-10-04T19:18:45Z

82.146.65.164: /* Passives */

{{Stub}}
{{Charbox
|image= File:Yumi RadioactiveK.png
|name= Yumi
|race= [[Gnome]]
|sub race= [[Gnome#Keen|Keen]]
|class= [[Sorcerer]]
|gender= Female
|stamina= 20
|actor= [[Roamin]]
|first= Roamin's Band of Thieves
|affiliation= Herself, [[Yumi's Band of Thieves]]
|ability= <br>
*[[Sorcerer#Ray of Frost|Ray of Frost]]
*[[Sorcerer#Enlarge|Enlarge]]
|equipment= <br>
* [[Plate Armor]]
* [[Bladeturn]]
* [[Kingfisher Cloth]]
* [[Spellwall Armor]]
* [[Wellforn Ruby]]
* [[Book of Cursed Spells]]
|relative= Unknown
|alias= N/A
|status= Alive
|gold=0
}}
'''Yumi''' (/jumi/) is a female [[Gnome]] portrayed by [[Roamin]] in the [[Roamin's Band of Thieves]] campaign. As the name of the campaign suggests, Yumi is the ruthless leader of her party, a band of thieves.

__TOC__
==Characteristics==
===Appearance===
Yumi is a Gnome of average size and fair skin. Her main clothing consists of a crimson tunic with golden lining, light red leggings, a brown belt with two pouches and a golden buckle, along with brown boots and gloves. She wears a maroon cloak with a golden button and a bright red helmet for decoration.

===Personality===
Arrogant, she barks orders at all of her subordinates, however she is not above digging through the remains of her enemies in search for treasure. Calculating and conniving, Yumi is a very strong leader, however the most important thing to her is her own life. When faced with defeat or death, she is not above running away or surrendering to the enemy. Yumi and [[Squinks]] have known each other for a great deal of time and seem to have a mutual understanding that neither is willing to give up their lives for anyone.

==Powers & Abilities==
===Passives===
*[[Gnome#Gnome|Technological Preference]]
*[[Keen Gnome|Passback]]
* [[Sorcerer#Starting Gear and Passives|Sorcerer]]

===Sorcerer Abilities===
*[[Ray of Frost]]
*[[Enlarge]]

==Belongings==
===Treasures===
* [[Treasures#Bladeturn | Bladeturn]]
* [[Treasures#Kingfisher_Cloth | Kingfisher Cloth]], applied to [[Ray of Frost]]
* [[Treasures#Spellwall_Armor | Spellwall Armor]]
* [[Treasures#Wellforn_Ruby | Wellforn Ruby]]
* [[Treasures#Book_of_Cursed_Spells | Book of Cursed Spells]]

===Items===
* [[Items#Plate_Armor | Plate Armor]]

==History==
Yumi started thieving at an unknown time in her life and eventually met with [[Squinks]] who became a common ally through constant betrayal. At some point [[Gracias]] joined her ranks and were approached by [[Nisovin]] to retrieved a special key from [[Gwyneth Sunsword]]'s person. Yumi contracted there help of a [[Bumbley|Dwarf Warrior]] and set out to the woods near the Sunsword camp.
===[[Roamin's Band of Thieves]]===
===Fate===
With the help of [[Philhipé]], Yumi escaped from the battle against [[Gwyneth Sunsword]] by running through the front gate of the [[Elf|Elven]] base with [[Squinks]].
{{RBOT}}
{{Gnome}}
{{Sorcerer}}
{{Roamin}}
[[Category:Characters]]
[[Category:Living]]

Rick Snot

2015-10-04T19:15:36Z

82.146.65.164: /* Passives */

{{Charbox
|image= File:Rick Snot RadioactiveK.png
|name= Rick Snot
|race= [[Elf]]
|sub race= [[Elf#Spellblade|Spellblade]]
|class= [[Wizard]]
|stamina= 7
|gender= Male
|actor= [[Coestar]]
|first= The New Crew
|affiliation= [[Crew of the Bocoe]] and apprentice of [[Nisovin]]
|ability= <br>
* [[Blizzard]]
* [[Arcane Missiles]]
* [[Arcane Beam]]
* [[Summon Air Sprites]]
* [[Summon Frost Elemental]]
|equipment= <br>
* [[Cloth Robes]]
* [[Treasures#Dungeoneer_Encyclopedia|Dungeoneer Encyclopedia]]
* [[Holy Canteen]]
* [[Twenty Sided Die]]
* [[Map of the Area]]
* [[Torch]]
* [[Sextant]]
|relative= <br>
* Wizard Master: [[Nisovin]]
* Unnamed parents
|alias= Rim Shot, Ross
|status= Alive (last seen adrift aboard the [[Bocoe]])
|gold= 0
}}
{| style="background-color:transparent;"
|style=width:50%|
|style=width:50%|
|-
|'''"AHEM!"
|-
|colspan="2"|<div style="text-align:center"><small>— Rick Snot</small></div>
|
|}
'''Rick Snot''' is a [[Elf#Spellblade|Spellblade]] [[Wizard]] played by [[Coestar]] in [[The New Crew]] campaign. He is referred to as a "dungeoneer extraordinaire" and "Accidental Captain of the ''[[Bocoe]]''".

__TOC__
==Characteristics==
===Personality===
===Relationships===
Rick Snot Is affiliated with many characters from CaptainMercys Ship

See Also:
[[Merci]],
[[McCoy]] and
[[Jo Krysstal]]
Etc.

==Powers and Abilities==
===Passives===
* [[Elf#Elf|Master of Magic]]
* [[Elf#Spellblade|Spellblade]]
* [[Wizard#Starting Gear and Passives|Wizard Fury]]
* '''Wizard's Cap''': By saying ''"Ahem"'', Rick can interrupt any decision by [[Rob]] when an NPC targets. This causes Rob to have to alter the NPC's course of action until Rick accepts it. Also, Rick cannot lose more than 2 stamina when he is attacked.
* '''Twenty Sided Die''': While holding this die, all spells cast by Rick have no stamina cost.

===Wizard Abilities===
* [[Blizzard]]
* [[Arcane Missiles]]
* [[Arcane Beam]]
===Theurgist Abilities===
* [[Summon Air Sprites]]
* [[Summon Frost Elemental]]

==Belongings==
===Current===
====Treasures====
* [[Treasures#Dungeoneer_Encyclopedia|Dungeoneer Encyclopedia]]
* [[Holy Canteen]]
* [[Hammer of Light]]

====Items====
* Wizard's Cap
====Accessories====
* [[Twenty Sided Die]]
* [[Map of the Area]]
* [[Torch]]
* [[Sextant]]

==History==
===Background===
Rick Snot at an unknown point in time became the apprentice of [[Nisovin]], who was tasked with going with a group of [[Crew of the Bocoe|pirates]] to retrieve a key from the Sunswords' family.
===[[The New Crew]]===
===Fate===
Rick Snot was left afloat on the ''[[Bocoe]]'', without the proper knowledge of how to drive or maintain the massively destroyed vessel.

==Trivia==
*The name, ''Rick Snot'', is an anagram of ''No Tricks''.
*Currently, Rick has the lowest stamina out of all the player characters in Unforgotten Realms Live at a modest 7.
*Rick Snot is 39 years old. However, the porcs refer to him as a "little boy" because he is shorter than average for an elf.
*[[Rob]] often said "Rick Scott" when referring to Rick.

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{{Wizard}}
{{Coestar}}
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Dave

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{{Charbox
|image= File:Dave RadioactiveK.png
|name= Davey 'Dave' Davidson
|race= [[Elf]]
|sub race= [[Spellblade]]
|class= <br>
*[[Sun Cleric]] ([[Roamin's Band of Thieves]], [[Porc Hunters]])
*[[Wizard]] ([[The Sunswords]])
|gender= Male
|stamina= 26 (The Sunswords)
|first= Roamin's Band of Thieves
|affiliation= [[Sunblades]]
|ability= <br> '''Roamin's Band of Thieves, Porc Hunters'''
* [[Holy Light]]
'''The Sunswords'''
* [[Fireball]]
* [[Ice Blast]]
* [[Arcane Missiles]]
* [[Blessing of Strength]] ([[Paladin]])
* [[Divine Intervention]] ([[Paladin]])
|equipment= <br> '''Roamin's Band of Thieves, Porc Hunters'''
*Summoning Horn
'''The Sunswords'''
* [[Believer Stone]]
* [[Studded Armor]]
|relative= Unknown
|status= Alive
|actor= <br> [[Rob]] (Roamin's Band of Thieves, Porc Hunters)
[[Coestar]] (The Sunswords)
|gold=2000
}}
<div class="font-size: small; margin-top:0.5em; margin-left:0.8em;" style="font-size:11px;">
''Not to be confused with the generic name that Theta Squad gives to [[Elf|Elves]].''
</div>

'''Captain Davey 'Dave' Davidson the Sun Cleric''' is a fan fiction book writer, and was/is a member of [[Gwyneth Sunsword|Gwyneth Sunsword's]] faction of Sun Cleric Elves and Sunblades.

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==Characteristics==
===Appearance===
Dave is a male Elf with a thin figure, long white hair, and violet eyes. Dave wears a blue long sleeve, v-neck jumper, with black greeves, black belt and black boots. He has white bandages around his upper left thigh and a light blue cape that ends just above his rear. He often carries around a brown book that he constantly writes in with a golden quill for his various stories.

===Personality===
Dave is friendly towards pretty much everyone, with the exception of those who he sees looking down on his fan-fiction books, which he is very protective of. He is one of the only adventurers on [[The Sunswords]] quest to not be Gwyneth's boyfriend, ex-boyfriend or wanna-be-boyfriend. As such, he often plays a peace-making role, especially when he gains control of the [[Leader's Heartoak Staff]], enabling him to control what the leader of the group feels. He, however, does not use it to better his own position and generally does what is best for the group as he sees it. <p>
Dave believes in teamwork and in following rules. He is generally a sensible elf, pointing out the absurdity of the actions of others, such as Ca-Rell's promotions based on victory over a group of mere goblins and Xavius's using an unconscious body as a meatshield.
Dave appears to be a very capable fighter in [[The Sunswords]]. Despite his low health, he manages to deal lots of damage with his wizarding spells, single-handedly fighting off most of a Porc attack force.
==Relationship==
===[[Ca-Rell]]===

===[[Elmar]]===

===[[Squinks]]===

===[[Rufio]]===

===[[Gwyneth Sunsword|Gwyneth]]===

===[[Kallark]]===

===[[Xavius]]===

===[[Bob]]===

===[[Phineas Barringster]]===

==Powers and Abilities==
===Passives===
*[[Elf#Elf|Master of Magic]]
*[[Elf#Spellblade|Spellblade]]
* [[Wizard#Starting Gear and Passives|Wizard Fury]]

===Wizard Abilities===
*[[Fireball]]
*[[Ice Blast]]
*[[Arcane Missiles]]
===Paladin Abilities===
*[[Blessing of Strength]]
*[[Divine Intervention]]
*[[Holy Light]]

==Belongings==
===Current===
====Treasures====
* [[Leader's Heartoak Staff]]: Personally destroyed it.
* [[Dragonskin Bow]]
* [[Believer Stone]] x2

====Items====
====Accessories====
*[[Boyfriend Quest]]: Written & Created the book

==History==

===[[Sunswords]]===
Dave was played by [[Coestar]] in the [[Sunswords]] campaign. During the group's mission to the [[Silver Mine Mountains]], Dave is working on a novel titled '[[Boyfriend Quest]]' that he plans to later share on the [[Magic Forums]].

===[[Roamin's Band of Thieves]]===
Dave first appeared in the [[Sun Cleric]] town among [[Gwyneth Sunsword | Gwyneth]] and other Sun Clerics. [[Squinks]], currently disguised as a young elven girl, happened upon them. Squinks decided to back-stab his party, revealing that several [[Gnome | Gnomes]] were in the [[Monkey Fish | Monkey Fish King]] cave. Dave was left in charge of the false girl, while the others went to search the cave.

Squinks attempted to edge Dave to go help his fellow elves search, but Dave was very firm in his orders. Squinks resorted to casting ''Charm'' on Dave, enlisting him to help. The charmed Dave then helped his new temporary master to hide in the town's jail and would assist at a later time to break him out.

This plan would not last, as the Charm broke, causing Dave to leave Squinks in the jail and join his fellow elves in the final battle against the gnomes.

===[[Porc Hunters]]===
Dave appeared as an ally to the protagonists of this campaign, the [[Theta Squad]], one of whom was his old pal from college [[Chilly Wizzy]]. They helped him defeat [[Chimera]], a captured [[Kobold]] who had escaped via the donation goal: Unnatural Critical. Afterwards he gave their leader, [[Ca-Rell|Captain Ca-Rell]], four [[Treasures]] as a reward for assisting in the recapture of Chimera. Shortly after he left with his prisoner and the rest of his elven companions.

== Fate ==
Due to the timeline being unclear at this point in time there are two possibilities for what Dave is doing now. Either Dave is currently working in the elven army as a captain, or Dave is working for [[Gwyneth Sunsword]] as a Sun Cleric helper/protector.

== Trivia ==
* Dave is the first NPC to be played by a player.
* Dave is currently tied for the most reoccurring character with [[Nisovin]] and [[Phineas]]
* Dave is the first character that [[Coestar]] has played that has had nothing to do with the phrase "Thank you"

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[[Category: Elves]]
[[Category: Sun Clerics]]
[[Category: Living]]

Ladyir

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{{Charbox
|image= File:Ladyir RadioactiveK.png
|name= Ladyir
|race= [[Elf]]
|sub race= [[Elf#Noble Born|Noble Born]]
|class= [[Wizard]]
|stamina= 24
|gender= Male
|actor= [[Justin]]
|first= The New Crew
|affiliation= [[Crew of the Bocoe]]
|ability= <br>
* [[Blizzard]]
* [[Arcane Missiles]]
* [[Fireball]]
* [[Call Mjollnir]]
* [[Wind Blast]]
|equipment= <br>
* [[Studded Armor]]
* [[Wizard Monocle]]
* [[Oaken Staff]]
* [[Arcane Signet]]
* [[Pot Puppy Seeds]]
* [[Ring of The Armsukaa]]
|relative=
|alias= Young Lady
|status= Alive (In the hands of the Sunswords)
|gold= 0
}}

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|style=width:50%|
|style=width:25%|
|-
|'''"I can cast [[Fireball]]"
|-
|colspan="2"|<div style="text-align:center"><small>— Young Ladyir</small></div>
|
|}

'''Young Ladyir''' is a [[Elf#Noble Born|Noble Born Elf]] [[Wizard]] played by [[Justin]] in [[The New Crew]] campaign. He is a young elf boy with dreams of becoming a proper Pirate Wizard.
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==Characteristics==
===Appearance===
Ladyir is a young male Noble Born Elf with a small, thin figure, green eyes that are often crying and charcoal grey hair. He wears a long sleeve, light blue shirt, grey pants that end at his upper thighs, a black glove that goes to his elbow on his right hand, and green boots with a blue trim. He also wears a small green cape that has a golden button. He had lost his left hand to [[Cain]], which leaves him with a bloody stump wrapped in bandages.
===Personality===
Ladyir is a very frightful child, often reacting in fear over many things that had happen to him. He is also very stubborn in his want for a Pirate adventure, which caused him to believe that Cain would allow him to be a part of the ''[[Bocoe]]'' if he left his hand in his mouth.
===Relationships===

==Powers and Abilities==
===Passives===
* [[Elf#Elf|Master of Magic]]
* [[Elf#Noble Born|Melding Magic]]
* [[Kobold Rabies]]
* [[Wizard#Starting Gear and Passives|Wizard Fury]]

===Wizard Abilities===
* [[Blizzard]]
* [[Arcane Missiles]]
* [[Fireball]]
===Thane Abilities===
* [[Call Mjollnir]]
===Theurgist Abilities===
* [[Wind Blast]]

==Belongings==
===Current===
====Treasures====
*[[Ring of Armsukaa]]

====Items====
* [[Wizard Monocle]]: Used on Fireball.
* [[Studded Armor]]
* [[Oaken Staff]]
* [[Arcane Signet]]
====Accessories====
* [[Pot Puppy Seeds]]
==History==
===Background===
===[[The New Crew]]===
===Fate===
Young Ladyir is captured by the [[Sunswords]]. His current location is unknown. Since Ladyir is so young, it is unknown if the Sunswords would send him to the [[Silvermine Mountains]].

==Trivia==

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{{Elf}}
{{Wizard}}
{{Justin}}
[[Category:Living]]

Desnuttes

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{{Stub}}
{{Charbox
|image= File:Desnuttes RadioactiveK.png
|name= Desnuttes
|race= [[Goblin]]
|sub race= [[Goblin#Hobgoblin | Hobgoblin]]
|class= [[Wizard]]
|stamina= 35
|gender= Male
|actor= [[Justin]]
|first= The Many Gobos of Pat
|affiliation= [[List_of_Organizations#Pattenborrow's_Adopted_Family | His family]]
|ability= <br>
* [[Ice Blast]]
* [[Fireball]]
* [[Arcane Missiles]]
* [[Ice Bolt]]
* [[Summon Frost Elemental]] (No max stamina penalty)
|equipment= <br>
* [[Shillelagh]]
* [[Heartwall Locket]]
* [[Crystal Catalyst]]
* [[Bladeturn]]
* [[Studded Armor]]
* [[Apprentice Wand]]
* [[Wriggly Wench]]
|relative= <br>
*Adoptive Father/Fusee: [[Pattenborrow Threecircle]]
*Adoptive Uncle: [[Pryor]]
*Adoptive Brothers: [[Warren]], [[Terrence]] and [[Dankie]] ''(deceased)''
*Adoptive Sister: [[Madelyne]]
|alias= Pat Desnuttes
|status= Alive
|gold=0
}}
'''Pat Desnuttes''', formerly known as '''Goblin Desnuttes''', is a [[Hobgoblin]] [[Goblin]] [[Wizard]] portrayed by [[Justin]] during [[The Many Gobos of Pat]] campaign.

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==Characteristics==
===Appearance===
Desnuttes is a male red skin Hobgoblin with a large figure, messy brown hair, and green eyes. Desnuttes wore a grey robe over a stretched blue shirt and blue sandals. Around his neck, Desnuttes wore a necklace with a Swammie inside of a bottle.

===Personality===
Desnuttes is a calm, proud goblin. He often takes the back seat whilst everyone gets into the action and casts spells from a distance. He is often stoned on Swammie oil so this makes him very calm and relaxed.

===Relationships===

==== Pattenborrow Threecircle ====
Desnuttes is very close with his adoptive father, as they spent many hours meditating together in his study. Desnuttes is Pat's favorite son and these meditation sessions appear to help Pat himself relax. When Pat tells Desnuttes, that the goblin will need Pat 'inside him' one day, Desnuttes appears shocked and a bit grossed out. However, due to their closeness, after his beheading, Pat appears to continue living spiritually in Desnuttes, revealing himself as such when Desnuttes destroys the necklace his father gave him.

===Notable Attributes===

==Powers & Abilities==
===Passives===
* [[Goblin#Goblin|Greenskin]]
* [[Goblin#Hobgoblin|Bulky]]
* [[Wizard#Starting Gear and Passives|Wizard Fury]]

===Wizard Abilities===
* [[Fireball]]
* [[Ice Blast]]
* [[Arcane Missiles]]

===Theurgist Abilities===
* [[Summon Frost Elemental]] - Desnuttes does not take any Max Stamina penalty due to his meditation training.
* [[Ice Bolt]]

==Belongings==
===Treasures===
* [[Treasures#Shillelagh | Shillelagh]]
* [[Treasures#Heartwall_Locket | Heartwall Locket]]
* [[Treasures#Crystal_Catalyst | Crystal Catalyst]]
* [[Treasures#Bladeturn | Bladeturn]]
* [[Treasures#Wiggly_Wrench | Wiggly Wrench]]
* [[Wriggly Wench|the Wriggly Wench]]: Lost her in the woods

===Items===
* [[Items#Studded_Armor | Studded Armor]]
* [[Items#Apprentice_Wand | Apprentice Wand]]

===Accessories===
* [[Accessories#Rancid_Swammie | Rancid Swammie]]

==History==
===Background===
Desnuttes was found and adopted by [[Pattenborrow Threecircle]].

===[[The Many Gobos of Pat]]===
We first meet Desnuttes in [[Pattenborrow]]'s House, were he has been adopted. Desnuttes is [[Pattenborrow|Pat]]'s favorite and often meditates with him in his study or bedroom. Desnutttes becomes so adept at meditation that he is able to increase his stamina pruely with the concentrated power of his thoughts. For his adoptive "Birthday" [[Pattenborrow]] gives him a neclace which allows makes him impervious to magic. When [[Pattenborrow]] is killed by the [[Dwarf]], [[Willis]], he and his adopted family are taken to an arena to fight for their freedom. They defeat all opponents un till they have to fight [[Pattenborrow|Pat]]'s biological daughter: [[Heatherfol Threecircle]]. It is then revealed that [[Heatherfol Threecircle]] was , in fact, not [[Pattenborrow]]'s real daughter, but [[Medusa]] in disguise. Denuttes hears the voice of the deceased [[Pattenborrow]], telling him to crush the neclace in his hands. When he does this, the spirit of [[Pattenborrow]] was able to take refuge in his body live, through Desnuttes, giving him his new name of Pat Desnuttes. With [[Pattenborrow|Pat]]'s help, Desnuttes and the gang were able to defeat [[Medusa and escape to freedom.

===Fate===
Pat Desnuttes escaped the [[Paladin Order]]'s Fighting Pits.

==Trivia==
* His name is a pun on "Gobbling these nuts" (Goblin Desnuttes). [https://youtu.be/jmuDPmt_-XY?t=5985]
* His bonded name is "Pat-Desnuttes" or "Pat these nuts".
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[[Category: Characters]]
[[Category: Wizards]]

Elmar Squishwitz

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{{Spoilers}}
{{Charbox
|image= File:Elmar RadioactiveK.png
|name= Elmar
|race= [[Elf]]
|sub race= [[Elf#Spellblade|Spellblade]]
|class= [[Wizard]]
|stamina= 32
|gender= Male
|actor= [[Justin]]
|first= Porc Hunters
|affiliation=[[Theta Squad]]
|ability= [[Fireball]], [[Blizzard]], [[Ice Blast]], [[Blink]], [[Lifedrain]]
|equipment= <br>
* [[Items#Cloth Robes|Cloth Robes (x2)]]
* [[Dulled Vopral Slayer]]
* [[Heartwall Locket]]
* [[Spellwall Armor]]
* [[Winter Coat of Protection]]
* [[Warp Blade]]
* [[Bladeturn]]
|relative=
Creation: [[Fire Spirit]] ''(dissolved)''
|alias= Chilly Wizzy
|status= Deceased
|gold=3
}}

'''Corporal Captain Elmar''' (/ɛlmɑː/), also known as '''Chilly Wizzy''', is a male [[Elf#Spellblade|Spellblade]] [[Elf]] [[Wizard]] played by [[Justin]] that appears in the [[Porc Hunters]] campaign. He is a member of [[Theta Squad]] and was under the command of [[Ca-Rell|Captain Ca-Rell]] until the end of Porc Hunters. He fought alongside [[Templeton Barringster]] and [[DeNada]], charged with dealing with a hoard of [[Porcs]].

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==Characteristics==
===Appearance===
Elmar is a male Elf with a thin figure, brown hair and blue eyes. Elmar was known for wearing many coats with the first layer of coats was a grey, hooded coat. The second layer is a green coat with a larger hood, but shorter coat tails. The third and final level of coat is a blue, hoodless one that is lined with fur and has the Theta symbol (Ө) on the right arm and is adorned with a loose brown belt and golden buckle. Underneath his coats, Elmar wears brown pants and brown boots with green laces.

Before his death, Elmar had lost a game of Chilly Willy when [[DeNada]] revealed his true nature of being a Cultist of Bones by freezing Elmar's penis and proceeded to shatter it. The pain and shock caused him to be in a catatonic state that allowed [[Khn'n-Rell]] to steal the blue Winter Coat and Elmar's Warp Blade.

===Personality===
Elmar is an easy-going and friendly Elf. He gets along with everyone in the team and was the only squadron member to obey the captain's orders in the beginning. His laissez-faire attitude does have some drawbacks however, as he didn't seem to care about the [[Fire Spirit]] he accidentally created, the forest it burned down or the Elf he decapitated trying to defeat it.

He is loyal to his team mates, respects his captain's decisions and is not afraid of taking command, which caused him to be promoted to Corporal and eventually to succeed Ca-Rell as Captain of the Theta Squad.

Just like most Elves, he hates [[Goblins]] and laughed so hard at one's misfortune he promptly fell off a bridge. This did cause some issues, since Elmar has severe hydrophobia and cannot swim.

==Relationships==
===[[Ca-Rell]]===
Elmar holds much respect towards her for being the captain and always obeys her commands. This behavior caused him to be the first member of the Theta Squad to be promoted, and was later promoted again by her hand. They share a bond of mutual trust, which at the end caused him to be chosen by her as her replacement as Captain of the Theta Squad.

===[[DeNada]]===
Due to his easy-going attitude, he meshes well with DeNada. They often share some drinks together at the bar and consider themselves best buds. At the and of the mission, they went off together as part of the new Theta Squad with both of them sharing the feeling that this new team was going to be fun.

During the Silvermine Mountains campaign, Elmar's friendship with DeNada presumably ended due to DeNada's reveal of being a member of the Cult of Bones, after freezing Elmar's manhood off after a game of chilly willy's.

===[[Templeton Barringster VII]]===
Elmar and Templeton never really had any extensive relationship, viewing themselves mostly as co-workers. This neutral relationship remained until the end, although Elmar did his best to avoid much contact with Templeton.

===[[Phineas Barringster]]===
Elmar does care for the youth, as he was relieved that he didn't accidentally set him on fire with the [[Fire Spirit]], but never had any real relationship with him until the end. Now Phineas is his underling as part of the new Theta Squad.

===[[Fire Spirit]]===
Elmar felt responsible for creating this Elemental, and thus took it upon him to defeat it. He did have some attachment to his creation however, since it took him a while to decide that killing the Elemental was the right thing to do.

==Notable Attributes==
*Elmar cannot swim, as he suffers from hydrophobia.
*He is a champion of [[Chilly Willy]].
*While he possess the Fireball spell, he has trouble casting it and more often than not he will utterly fail.

==Powers & Abilities==
===Passives===
* [[Elf#Elf|Master of Magic]]
* [[Elf#Spellblade|Spellblade]]
* [[Wizard#Starting Gear and Passives|Wizard Fury]]

===Wizard Abilities===
*[[Fireball]]
*[[Blizzard]]
*[[Ice Blast]]
===Cabalist Abilities===
*[[Lifedrain]]
===Sorcerer Abilities===
*[[Blink]]

==Belongings==
===Treasures===
* [[Treasures#Bladeturn|Bladeturn]]
* [[Treasures#Dulled Vopral Slayer|Dulled Vopral Slayer]], [[Dwarf#Dwarf|inherited]] since all of [[Bumbley|Bumbley / K4]]'s treasure were taken.
* [[Treasures#Heartwall Locket|Heartwall Locket]]
* [[Treasures#Spellwall Armor|Spellwall Armor]], Absorbed the spells [[Sorcerer#Rolling Fog|Rolling Fog]], [[Sorcerer#Ray of Frost|Ray of Frost]] and [[Lifedrain]]. Only Ray of Frost was used.

===Items===
* 3 Gold, 52 Silver: Elmar had looted 3 Gold and 52 Silver off of a decapitated Spellblade Elf.
* [[Items#Cloth Robes|Cloth Robes]]
* Handkerchief: Elmar had obtained a handkerchief that had the address and kiss mark of a "Cynthia."
* Red Leather Boots: Elmar had obtained a pair of red leather heeled boots with fur along the trim. They were too small for him, however.
* Baton
===Accessories===
* N/A, accessories weren't introduced until [[The Many Gobos of Pat]] campaign.

===Lost Items===
* [[Items#Cloth_Robes | Cloth Robes]]: Elmar gave his second pair of Cloth Robes to [[Templeton Barringster VII|Templeton]].
* [[Treasures#Winter_Coat_of_Protection | Winter Coat of Protection]]: Stolen by [[Khn'n-Rell]]
* [[Treasures#Warp Blade|Warp Blade]]: Stolen by [[Khn'n-Rell]].

==History==
===Background===

===[[Porc Hunters]]===
''The history of Elmar during the Porc Hunters campaign is viewable [[Porc Hunters#Plot Summary|here]].''

===Fate===
After being castrated by ice and being in shocking pain,Gwyneth picks up Elmar and attempts to carry him out of the Silvermine Mountain gate. As they escape Elmar sacrifices himself so Gwenyth can survive, as Gwyneth could not make it in time while carring him. After Gwyneth drops Elmar (He tried to summon a blizzard to die in as "he always preferred the cold anyway", but that idea is shot down by the "Voice in the Sky") and leaves him behind, he is crushed by the cave in and dies. His body lies beneath the rubble of what was the Silvermine Mountains.

==Trivia==
*Justin got the name 'Elmar' from an online Random Elven Name Generator.
*Elmar had cameoed in the campaign [[The Sunswords]] as one of the transformations of the [[Ytt|Meta Ytts]].
*Also in the Sunswords, Gwenyth hints she had dated Elmar and wishes his cold spells could help them out out the barn fire.

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{{Wizard}}
{{Justin}}
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[[Category:Elves]]
[[Category:Wizards]]
[[Category:Deceased]]

Jo Krysstal

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{{Stub}}
{{Charbox
|image= File:JoKrisstal RadioactiveK.png
|name= Jo Krysstal
|race= [[Kobold]]
|sub race= [[Kobold#Triton Ground|Triton Ground Kobold]]
|class= [[Booty Raider]]
|stamina= 35
|gender= Male
|actor= [[Justin]]
|first= The Jewel of the Dingo Isles
|affiliation= [[Crew of the Bocoe|Crew Member of the ''Bocoe'']]
|ability= <br>
* [[Booty Raider#Golden Shot|Golden Shot]]
* [[Booty Raider#Grapple Gun|Grapple Gun]]
* [[The Booty Curse]]
|equipment= <br>
* [[Cutlass]]
* [[Flintlock Pistol]]
* [[Dragonskin Bow]]
* [[Spellwall Armor]]
* [[Branded Pain of Fortune]]
* [[Ring of Fire]]
* [[Shadowshade]]
* [[Dulled Vopral Slayer]]
* [[Eyes of N'locnil]]
* [[Heartbark Crossbow]]
* [[Ginyu's Shard of Perversion]]
|relative= <br>
*Cousin: [[Kinney Boots]]
*Unknown Relation: [[Jack Krystaal]]
|alias= Ol' Jo
|status= Presumed Deceased
|gold=500
}}
'''Jo Krysstal''' was a [[Kobold#Triton Ground|Triton Ground Kobold]] [[Booty Raider]] who was a crew member on the ''[[Bocoe]]'' during [[The Jewel of the Dingo Isles]] campaign, portrayed by [[Justin]]. He was in charge of the port side cannons on the Bocoe.

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==Characteristics==
===Appearance===
Jo Krysstal was a male Kobold with a neutral frame, brown rock fur, and green eyes. Jo wore very little, only wearing a pair of black pants that end just after his knees and held up by a red rope, a red bandana with a pink comb, beige bandages wrapped around his forearms and ankles, and a backpack to hold his Dragonskin Bow and various treasures.

===Personality===
He was extremely driven by treasure and was very greedy. He also shows no affection for Pot Puppies. Along with having the most luck of finding random treasure in any places.

==Relationships==

===Kinney Boots===

===Captain Merci===

===McCoy===

===Octivias===

===Maelstrom===

===Cain===

==Powers & Abilities==
===Passives===
*[[Eyes of N'locnil]] - No Stamina Cost
*[[Kobold#Kobold|Fortunately Unfortunate]]
*[[Triton Ground|Berserking]]
*[[Kobold#Immunity to Rabies|Immunity to Rabies]]
*[[Branded Pain of Fortune]] - Criticall Failures becomes Criticals.

===Booty Raider Abilities===
*[[Golden Shot]]
*[[Grapple Gun]]
*[[The Booty Curse]]

==Belongings==
===Treasures===
* [[Treasures#Dragonskin_Bow | Dragonskin Bow]]
* [[Treasures#Spellwall_Armor | Spellwall Armour]]
* [[Branded Pain of Fortune]]
* [[Wiggly Wrench]]
* [[Shadowshade]]
* [[Ring of Fire]]
* [[Eyes of N'locnil]]
* [[Heartbark Crossbow]] x2
* [[Ginyu's Shard of Perversion]]
* [[Frog on a Stick]]
* [[Soul Puppet]]
* [[Nobleborn Knife]]
* [[Treasures#Electronet_Pistol|Electronet Pistol]], As a gift to [[Maelstrom]]

===Items===
* [[Items#Cutlass | Cutlass]]
* [[Items#Flintlock_Pistol | Flintlock Pistol]]

===Accessories===
* [[Accessories#Coral_Comb | Coral Comb]]

===Former Treasures===
* [[Winechestors Finest]]: Golden Shot
* [[Heartwall Locket]]: Wiggly Wrenched
* [[Crystal Catalyst]]: Wiggly Wrenched
* [[Wellforn Ruby]]: Wiggly Wrenched
* [[Dulled Vopral Slayer]]: Wiggly Wrenched
* [[Elaphelk Horn Blade]]: Golden Shot
* [[Treasures#Knife_Slinger|Knife Slinger]]: Golden Shot
* [[Raskum Claws]]: Golden Shot

==History==
===Background===
In his early pirating days he had his bandana, which makes it very sentimentally valuable to him. It is unknown at what point Krysstal joined the crew of the ''Bocoe'', but he chose to follow [[Merci|Captain Merci]] for the sole reason of seeking out treasure. He also referenced his cousin, [[Kinney Boots]], to be another crew member for the journey to the Dingo Isles.

===[[The Jewel of the Dingo Isles]]===
Started off as Jo idea to join the Bocoe full of porcs due to not caring what crew of pirates to join as long he was getting treasure. In the first job(so far we know) at Dingo Isle. During that [[Octivias]] made Jo try fish soup that did not like it and was force to milk him. When an herd of harpy attack the ship Jo stole a [[Wiggly Wrench]] from a harpy, stole owlbear fur along with [[Crystal Catalyst]],fish out a [[Wellforn Ruby]] attempting to save [[Octivias]] and lost his beloved spare hat he had as a kid by the harpies. Afterward when it was dark and foggy Carl the [[Behemoth]] appear at the Bocoe. Jo counterattack the creature's arrival by loading/firing the cannons using his grapple-gun while finding a [[Shadowshade]] that a dead harpy dropped, Captain Merci order to [[Wiggly Wrench]]ed his [[Dulled Vopral Slayer]] to heal McCoy and damage the last of the [[Behemoth]]'s tentacle. Finally reaching the Dingo Isles filled with skeletons, statue and ancient temple ruins once they enter the dingo temple the crew got trapped inside by Enchanted statues blocking the entrance so they must go deeper into the temple. Through out the exploration in the temple Jo hear their were treasure chest but was denied by [[Octivias]] blocking the way and wasn't in the mood to handle [[Octivias]] singing that "song" to go through. Suddenly they reach a dead end with a huge room having a grill floor with heavy steel door when the crew get all the way the room a Grill pit trap was sprung fire erupted. During that a basket of pot puppies surrounded by skeleton drop down so McCoy,Kinney and Merci try to rescue the puppies. Since Jo didn't care about the puppies because they are not treasures he mainly focus on the destroying the door with [[Octivias]] using all the his treasure and golden shots to get out the Grill pit trap especially discovering Kinney's [[Winechestors Finest]] was never lost at sea but instead was in Kinney's coat using grapple-gun then use it for golden shot until the door break escaping to the next room with pot puppies.In the next room was a giant skeleton guarding the jewel but McCoy was able to get the jewel since McCoy was pure of heart holding two puppy except the giant skeleton open and close a golden door where some gold spill out then Jo treasure lust kicked in however was cool down once the Bocoe crew show him the jewel. After it was all over enter back into the ship and celebrate the victory.

===[[The New Crew]]===
Jo continues the campaign with the Bocoe, eventually making his way to the island of Laeyuleaugh. He assists in the combat on the beach and is left to scavenge the ransacked village with Patches. Patches however, clearly infuriated by the group singing the classic pirate tune "Fuck the Kobolds" strangles Jo to death, stabbing him several times before revealing his eye and singing one more round of "Fuck the Kobolds" as Jo's life slips away. He is presumed dead.

===Fate===
Jo survived the initial [[The Jewel of the Dingo Isles|Jewel of the Dingo Isles]] campaign, but was strangled by [[Maelstrom|Patches the Kobold]] to what we presume death in [[The New Crew]]. Patches was infuriated by the crew of the ''Bocoe'' singing "Fuck the Kobolds", which he saw as a slight at his lack of an eye.

==Trivia==
* His name is a reference to an infamous craigslist post about a "[http://s-ak.buzzfed.com/static/enhanced/terminal01/2010/7/20/16/enhanced-buzz-9731-1279657216-42.jpg JO Crystal]" or "Jack Off" Crystal. The man in the post apparently wore the crystal every time he masturbated and claimed that the crystal glowed while performing the act. He also claimed that wearing the crystal gave him confidence in "work, home, and social situations".

{{Pirates}}
{{TNC}}
{{Kobold}}
{{Booty Raider}}
{{Justin}}
[[Category: Characters]]

Jo Krysstal

2015-09-29T10:40:47Z

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{{Stub}}
{{Charbox
|image= File:JoKrisstal RadioactiveK.png
|name= Jo Krysstal
|race= [[Kobold]]
|sub race= [[Kobold#Triton Ground|Triton Ground Kobold]]
|class= [[Booty Raider]]
|stamina= 35
|gender= Male
|actor= [[Justin]]
|first= The Jewel of the Dingo Isles
|affiliation= [[Crew of the Bocoe|Crew Member of the ''Bocoe'']]
|ability= <br>
* [[Booty Raider#Golden Shot|Golden Shot]]
* [[Booty Raider#Grapple Gun|Grapple Gun]]
* [[The Booty Curse]]
|equipment= <br>
* [[Cutlass]]
* [[Flintlock Pistol]]
* [[Dragonskin Bow]]
* [[Spellwall Armor]]
* [[Branded Pain of Fortune]]
* [[Ring of Fire]]
* [[Shadowshade]]
* [[Dulled Vopral Slayer]]
* [[Eyes of N'locnil]]
* [[Heartbark Crossbow]]
* [[Ginyu's Shard of Perversion]]
|relative= <br>
*Cousin: [[Kinney Boots]]
*Unknown Relation: [[Jack Krystaal]]
|alias= Ol' Jo
|status= Presumed Deceased
|gold=500
}}
'''Jo Krysstal''' was a [[Kobold#Triton Ground|Triton Ground Kobold]] [[Booty Raider]] who was a crew member on the ''[[Bocoe]]'' during [[The Jewel of the Dingo Isles]] campaign, portrayed by [[Justin]]. He was in charge of the port side cannons on the Bocoe.

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==Characteristics==
===Appearance===
Jo Krysstal was a male Kobold with a neutral frame, brown rock fur, and green eyes. Jo wore very little, only wearing a pair of black pants that end just after his knees and held up by a red rope, a red bandana with a pink comb, beige bandages wrapped around his forearms and ankles, and a backpack to hold his Dragonskin Bow and various treasures.

===Personality===
He was extremely driven by treasure and was very greedy. He also shows no affection for Pot Puppies. Along with having the most luck of finding random treasure in any places.

==Relationships==

===Kinney Boots===

===Captain Merci===

===McCoy===

===Octivias===

===Maelstrom===

===Cain===

==Powers & Abilities==
===Passives===
*[[Eyes of N'locnil]]
*[[Kobold#Kobold|Fortunately Unfortunate]]
*[[Triton Ground|Berserking]]
*[[Kobold#Immunity to Rabies|Immunity to Rabies]]
*[[Branded Pain of Fortune]]

===Booty Raider Abilities===
*[[Golden Shot]]
*[[Grapple Gun]]
*[[The Booty Curse]]

==Belongings==
===Treasures===
* [[Treasures#Dragonskin_Bow | Dragonskin Bow]]
* [[Treasures#Spellwall_Armor | Spellwall Armour]]
* [[Branded Pain of Fortune]]
* [[Wiggly Wrench]]
* [[Shadowshade]]
* [[Ring of Fire]]
* [[Eyes of N'locnil]]
* [[Heartbark Crossbow]] x2
* [[Ginyu's Shard of Perversion]]
* [[Frog on a Stick]]
* [[Soul Puppet]]
* [[Nobleborn Knife]]
* [[Treasures#Electronet_Pistol|Electronet Pistol]], As a gift to [[Maelstrom]]

===Items===
* [[Items#Cutlass | Cutlass]]
* [[Items#Flintlock_Pistol | Flintlock Pistol]]

===Accessories===
* [[Accessories#Coral_Comb | Coral Comb]]

===Former Treasures===
* [[Winechestors Finest]]: Golden Shot
* [[Heartwall Locket]]: Wiggly Wrenched
* [[Crystal Catalyst]]: Wiggly Wrenched
* [[Wellforn Ruby]]: Wiggly Wrenched
* [[Dulled Vopral Slayer]]: Wiggly Wrenched
* [[Elaphelk Horn Blade]]: Golden Shot
* [[Treasures#Knife_Slinger|Knife Slinger]]: Golden Shot
* [[Raskum Claws]]: Golden Shot

==History==
===Background===
In his early pirating days he had his bandana, which makes it very sentimentally valuable to him. It is unknown at what point Krysstal joined the crew of the ''Bocoe'', but he chose to follow [[Merci|Captain Merci]] for the sole reason of seeking out treasure. He also referenced his cousin, [[Kinney Boots]], to be another crew member for the journey to the Dingo Isles.

===[[The Jewel of the Dingo Isles]]===
Started off as Jo idea to join the Bocoe full of porcs due to not caring what crew of pirates to join as long he was getting treasure. In the first job(so far we know) at Dingo Isle. During that [[Octivias]] made Jo try fish soup that did not like it and was force to milk him. When an herd of harpy attack the ship Jo stole a [[Wiggly Wrench]] from a harpy, stole owlbear fur along with [[Crystal Catalyst]],fish out a [[Wellforn Ruby]] attempting to save [[Octivias]] and lost his beloved spare hat he had as a kid by the harpies. Afterward when it was dark and foggy Carl the [[Behemoth]] appear at the Bocoe. Jo counterattack the creature's arrival by loading/firing the cannons using his grapple-gun while finding a [[Shadowshade]] that a dead harpy dropped, Captain Merci order to [[Wiggly Wrench]]ed his [[Dulled Vopral Slayer]] to heal McCoy and damage the last of the [[Behemoth]]'s tentacle. Finally reaching the Dingo Isles filled with skeletons, statue and ancient temple ruins once they enter the dingo temple the crew got trapped inside by Enchanted statues blocking the entrance so they must go deeper into the temple. Through out the exploration in the temple Jo hear their were treasure chest but was denied by [[Octivias]] blocking the way and wasn't in the mood to handle [[Octivias]] singing that "song" to go through. Suddenly they reach a dead end with a huge room having a grill floor with heavy steel door when the crew get all the way the room a Grill pit trap was sprung fire erupted. During that a basket of pot puppies surrounded by skeleton drop down so McCoy,Kinney and Merci try to rescue the puppies. Since Jo didn't care about the puppies because they are not treasures he mainly focus on the destroying the door with [[Octivias]] using all the his treasure and golden shots to get out the Grill pit trap especially discovering Kinney's [[Winechestors Finest]] was never lost at sea but instead was in Kinney's coat using grapple-gun then use it for golden shot until the door break escaping to the next room with pot puppies.In the next room was a giant skeleton guarding the jewel but McCoy was able to get the jewel since McCoy was pure of heart holding two puppy except the giant skeleton open and close a golden door where some gold spill out then Jo treasure lust kicked in however was cool down once the Bocoe crew show him the jewel. After it was all over enter back into the ship and celebrate the victory.

===[[The New Crew]]===
Jo continues the campaign with the Bocoe, eventually making his way to the island of Laeyuleaugh. He assists in the combat on the beach and is left to scavenge the ransacked village with Patches. Patches however, clearly infuriated by the group singing the classic pirate tune "Fuck the Kobolds" strangles Jo to death, stabbing him several times before revealing his eye and singing one more round of "Fuck the Kobolds" as Jo's life slips away. He is presumed dead.

===Fate===
Jo survived the initial [[The Jewel of the Dingo Isles|Jewel of the Dingo Isles]] campaign, but was strangled by [[Maelstrom|Patches the Kobold]] to what we presume death in [[The New Crew]]. Patches was infuriated by the crew of the ''Bocoe'' singing "Fuck the Kobolds", which he saw as a slight at his lack of an eye.

==Trivia==
* His name is a reference to an infamous craigslist post about a "[http://s-ak.buzzfed.com/static/enhanced/terminal01/2010/7/20/16/enhanced-buzz-9731-1279657216-42.jpg JO Crystal]" or "Jack Off" Crystal. The man in the post apparently wore the crystal every time he masturbated and claimed that the crystal glowed while performing the act. He also claimed that wearing the crystal gave him confidence in "work, home, and social situations".

{{Pirates}}
{{TNC}}
{{Kobold}}
{{Booty Raider}}
{{Justin}}
[[Category: Characters]]

Kallark Gandolin

2015-09-27T14:35:41Z

82.146.65.164:

{{Charbox
|image= File:Kallark RadioactiveK.png
|name= Kallark
|race= [[Elf]]
|sub race= [[Elf#Dwelf|Dwelf]]
|class= [[Suncleric]]
|stamina= 49
|gender= Male
|actor= [[Deadbones]]
|first= The Sunswords
|affiliation=
|ability= <br>
* [[Sunwall Armor]]
* [[Aurora Borealis]]
* [[Consecration]]
* [[Bolster Spirits]]
* [[Enlarge]]
* [[Ray of Frost]]
|equipment= <br>
* Scalemail
* Tambok Ticket (Formerly)
* Schimitar
|relative= <br>
*Funk: [[Carlos]]
*Ex-Girlfriend: [[Gwyneth Sunsword]]
*Unnamed unborn Child (deceased)
|alias=
|status= Alive
|gold=2000
}}

'''Kallark''' is a self-absorbed [[Elf#Dwelf|Dwelf]] [[Sun Cleric]] who is played by [[Deadbones]] and appears in the [[The Sunswords|Sunswords]] campaign.

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==Characteristics==
===Appearance===
Kallark is a male Dwelf with a muscular physique, pale skin, red eyes, long flowing black hair that ends at the middle of his back, and a black beard that ends at his chest and is tied in a purple tie. Kallark wears grey scale armor with gold accents, purple wristbands, a thin gold belt with a deep purple buckle, a light purple skirt, purple pants and deep violet boots that start at his knees.

===Personality===
Kallark is incredibly self absorbed and often boasts that he is "the best of both worlds" (referring to the mixture of elven and dwarven blood in him), specifically complimenting his own beard and muscles. He is prone to showing off, which caused him to be unable to stop himself from telling his comrades that Gwyneth is pregnant with his baby. Despite the apparently tense situation of serving with Gwyneth's ex-boyfriends as well as wanna-be-boyfriends. Kallark generally has a friendly attitude towards the other elves in the group.

Kallark suffers hallucinations that begin to happen randomly and without warning after he is sprayed by a [[Funk]]. He hallucinates the Funk and engages in conversation with it, leading others to question his sanity, as he apparently stands talking to himself.

Kallark has a caring, loving side to him. Despite being immature about their relationship and unable to keep her secret, he truly loves Gwyneth, which causes a violent reaction when she is stabbed. He also respects her as a leader and a person, and acknowledges his breaches of her privacy. He also shows considerable attachment to their baby, requesting that he could see their child even after Gwyneth breaks up with him.

Kallark saves two Kobold children and, while originally coldly suggesting they be sent to the [[Silver Mine Mountains]] with the other prisoners, he warms up to them and eventually chooses to adopt them. At the end of the journey to the Silver Mine Mountains, Kallark displays strong paternal feelings and is distraught at the loss of his unborn child, as well as at the choice of the Kobold children to remain with other Kobolds. His care for the children causes him to decide that, given his hallucinations, he would not be the best father. He later returns to the [[Silvermine Mountains]] when he finds out that [[Unter]] and [[Gunter]] had been put in cells there due to them not having family to live with. Gwyenth doesn't want Kallark adopting these children due to him going insane due to the Funk he keeps seeing. He is later able to save Unter, Trusty Neconni and Gwyenth from the collapsing mountains, barley making it out alive.

===Relationships===
====[[Gwyneth Sunsword]]====
Kallark is Gwyneth's boyfriend for the majority of the journey to the Silvermine Mountains in the Sunswords campaign. They have issues over the course of their path and separate at the end of it, with Kallark walking away, and Gwyneth apparently suggesting dating Xavius again.

The two have a difficult relationship. Kallark is self-obsessed and often fails to acknowledge Gwyneth's needs and wishes. However, over the course of the Sunswords campaign he grows more caring and compassionate and is heartbroken when Gwyneth is stabbed, threatening to kill her attacker.

During [[The Silvermine Mountains]] campaign, Kallark returns to the [[Silvermine Mountains]] to try to adopt [[Unter]] and [[Gunter]]. He is told by Gwyneth that due to him going insane due to the [[Funk]] spray, he wouldn't be allowed to adopt them. Later, when [[The Ageless One]] was awakened, he tried to save [[Unter]] and [[Trusty Neconni]] from the collapsing mountain, putting [[Unter]] in a corner to run back and save physically and emotionally damaged Gwyneth, and was able to save her, the two children, and himself from the mountain.

====[[Xavius]]====
Due to Xavius' prior relationship with Gwyneth the two don't get along. They often makes snide comments as jabs at each other and seem to compete with each other.

However, Kallark seems to be more passive in this competition and it is Xavius who makes moves towards Gwyneth and who learns the Spell of Bearding in order to win her from Kallark.

====[[Bob]]====
Although Bob previously dated Gwyneth, unlike Xavius they seemed to get along fairly fine.
====[[Dave]]====
Dave and Kallark work together.

==Powers & Abilities==
===Passives===
*[[Elf#Elf|Master of Magic]]
*[[Elf#Dwelf|Rune Keeper]]
*[[Sun Cleric#Starting Gear and Passives|Suntiles]]
*[[Carlos|Carlos the Funk Hallucination]]
===Sun Cleric Abilities===
*[[Sunwall Armor]]
*[[Aurora Borealis]]
*[[Consecration]]

===Bard Abilties===
*[[Bolster Spirits]]

===Sorcerer Abilities===
*[[Enlarge]]
*[[Ray of Frost]]

==Belongings==
===Treasures===
* [[Treasures#Tambok_Ticket | Tambok Ticket]] (Formerly)
* [[Pot Puppy]]
* [[Sorcerer's Stone]]

===Items===
* [[Items#Bold_Scalemail | Bold Scalemail]]
* [[Items#Scimitar | Scimitar]]
* Magical Hat

===Accessories===
None

==History==
===Background===
During the Sunswords campaign, Kallark is the second-in-command of Gwyneth Sunsword's squad which is entrusted with escorting a prison caravan to the [[Silver Mine Mountains]]. He also happens to be Gwyneth's love interest at the time.
===[[The Sunswords]]===
In order to traverse a hazardous canyon inhabited by [[Ytt]]s as fast as possible, Kallark made use of his [[Enlarge]] spell to carry the carriage himself. By successfully clearing the canyon, Kallark's resourcefulness earned the praise of Gwyneth. At the same time, Gwyneth confided that she was pregnant and the child was Kallark's. Overcome with pride and joy, Kallark was eager to boast to the rest of the team. Gwyneth, however, warned Kallark that she did not want the others to know about her condition at this time.

While setting up camp, Kallark and a few of his allies were approached by a pair of goblin merchants. The Elves refused to bargain with the Goblins and elected to mug them instead. In the middle of this, Kallark was unexpectedly sprayed by a [[Funk]], causing him to smell very nice. One goblin was killed in the process, and the other goblin, named [[Greeky]], was captured and thrown into the carriage as an additional prisoner at Kallark's request. Not long after, Kallark was having a conversation with Xavius, Dave and Bob where Kallark mocked the two elves' inability to grow facial hair without the use of magic. However, Kallark accidentally slipped up and mentioned his future child. Gwyneth promptly found out about this and suspended their relationship.

When the group came across a blazing barn, Kallark, Gwyneth, Xavius, Dave and Bob rushed into the inferno in response to the screams coming from inside. Kallark, however was delayed momentarily by the appearance of [[Carlos]], a hallucination brought on by the Funk spray from earlier. Following Gwyneth's example, Kallark smashed his way through several walls to form a clear path through the building. He was then given the responsibility to escort the two [[Kobold]] children found by Gwyneth and Dave to safety while the rest of the party fought off the [[Flame Spooky]]. Kallark casted Enlarge on himself in order to carry the children out more effectively, but he was once again stalled by Carlos. At some point during this event, Kallark discovered a [[Pot Puppy]] in the barn that the others had missed. The puppy was adopted by Kallark and named [[Annihilus the Living Death that walks | Annihilus the Living Death That Walks]].
Before completely leaving the farm, Kallark also considered adopting the apparently orphaned young Kobolds in order to appeal to female Kobolds. Due to her unstable emotions, Gwyneth decided that she was no longer fit to lead the party, and so the position fell on to Kallark.

The group then encountered a bridge being guarded by an [[Ogre]]. Gwyneth advised every one to not provoke the Ogre as it could wreak havoc on the current party lineup. However, the Ogre only seemed to be interested in the [[Tambok Ticket]]s carried by Kallark and Xavius. Both men refused to give up their tickets and a heated, emotional argument involving Gwyneth ensued. Seemingly out of nowhere, Kallark dropped the scuffle with Xavius and invited Xavius to meet him behind the carriage for a gift. Under the influence of Dave's [[Leader's Heartoak Staff]], Kallark removed his trousers and advanced on Xavius. Before anything more between the two could occur, [[Phineas]] blasted Kallark with a [[Fireball]]. Phineas then stabbed a flustered Kallark and claimed leadership for himself. This freed Kallark from Dave's special staff, leaving Kallark completely clueless. Before Kallark could figure out the situation, Xavius (in an attempt to pilfer Kallark ticket) gets carried away and launched a [[Ray of Frost]] so powerful that it not only left Kallark in a block of ice, but it destroyed the ticket as well.

The next thing Kallark knew, he was being thawed out in the back of the prison carriage that was near the end of its journey. Here, he was reunited with [[Gunter]] and [[Unter]], and Kallark agreed to take them in temporarily. Next, Kallark was revisited by Carlos who proclaimed that the Kobold children were actually Ytts and mocked Kallark for adopting them. Kallark then conversed with [[Mormo]] who wanted to touch the young Kobolds' faces. Kallark offered his own face instead and contracted rabies from Mormo. Then Kallark learned from [[Goggles]] the secret of Kobolds repeating the word "kobold". Finally, Kallark was approached by [[Jakelad]] and was affected by Jakelad's [[Charm]].

While under the effects, Kallark had Jakelad released from the carriage, Jakelad then used his [[Lullaby]] to put Gwyneth (now leader again) and the rest of the squad to sleep. Unfortunately for Jakelad, the Lullaby did not completely work on Kallark and the effects of charm broke. Once again in control of himself, Kallark quickly awoke Gwyneth and the others from their slumber. Jakelad promptly fled the scene but not before summoning his Porc allies to dispose of Gwyneth's troop. As the battle ensued, Gwyneth and Kallark were tasked with forcing open the gate while the rest of the team (including the remaining prisoners) held off the attackers. Luckily, Kallark's allies were able to turn the tides against the Porc ambushers. At some point, Dave accidentally misfired a [[Fireball]] towards Kallark's beard where Annihilus was residing. Annihilus briefly converted into a Hellhound before expelling all of it's flames in an attack made against Kallark. However, while everyone else was still caught up in combat, Rufio, a mentally unstable Elf ally who had been obsessing over his love for Gwyneth for some time now, sneaked up on Gwyneth and stabbed her in the stomach, incapacitating Gwyneth and killing her unborn baby. The allies successfully repelled the Porcs and Kallark was able to revitalize Gwyneth. Upon learning the fate of his child, Kallark furiously threatened to kill Rufio. Gwyneth, however, knew that Rufio wasn't thinking clearly and decided that having him arrested along with the surviving Porc enemies would suffice as punishment. At the same time, Gwyneth allowed the previous prisoners who aided her team in combat to go free. Emotionally devastated, Kallark turned to the Kobold children and welcomed them into his life. Sadly, the young Kobolds had decided to follow one of the Kobold prisoners, [[Rebooc]], instead. At that moment, Carlos returned to mock him, and Kallark felt that, given his hallucinations, the Kobold children were better off without him. This display of care for them seemed to break his heart. The whole chain of events in which he lost most of what he gained and loved: Gwyneth, his baby, his adoptive children, his Tambok Ticket, was just too much for Kallark to take as he just depressingly walked away from it all.

===[[The Silvermine Mountains]]===
Kallark returns to the [[Silvermine Mountains]] to adopt [[Unter]] and [[Gunter]], after learning that they where imprisoned in the mountains due to not having a home. He argues with [[Xavius]] over letting the children out, who argues that's against the rules. After getting enraged by this, Gwyenth overhears and intervenes, saying Kallark seems to not be mentally healthy. Later, Kallark confesses that since being sprayed by the Funk, he sees a Funk named Carlos who constantly tells him things and annoys him. Gwyenth tells Kallar that because of this, she does not feel comfortable giving the children to Kallark, and says she will call in Tom, a psychiatrist to help him. Angered by this, he enlarges himself crushing Gwyeneth's desk. Carlos later divides a plan to take the children; by letting the prisoners in the block [[Unter]] and [[Trusty Neconni]] are located in, causing the prisoners to riot, then escape with the children and telling Gwyneth that he is saving the children from a riot. To do this, we would need to become a guard. Carlos says he will not bother Kallark when talking to Gwyneth so she lets him re-earn her trust by becoming a guard. Kallark then asks Gwyneth to become a guard, and tells her that he no longer sees Carlos. Gwyneth tells Kallark that if she finds him talking to Carlos, then she would imprison Kallark in the Silvermine Mountains. Kallark is able to go through with his plan, which allows the prisoners apart of [[The Cult of Bones]] to awaken [[The Ageless One]], causing the mountain to cave in. Kallark grabs both Unter and Trusty Neconni to escape with. He gets to the gate of the prison only to find it locked. He is able to throw Trusty Neconni over the gate to freedom while enlarged, letting him escape the mountain alive. He then notices that Gwyenth is hurt, and is unable to escape. He puts Unter down in a corner to rush in and save her. He is able to grab her, and get to the locked gate to the prison, only to find out she doesn't have the key either, and that she gave it to Xavius, who has been crushed by a boulder. Kallark begins slamming his body into the gate to try and break it open. He is at first able to create a hole just big enough for Gwyenth and Unter to escape, but not his enlarged self. He continues slamming himself against the gate until he finally breaks through, just before getting crushed by rocks. He grabs Gwyneth, Unter and Trusty Neconni, and runs off into a field at the base of the mountain, with another surviving Sun Cleric, only to watch [[The Ageless One]] fly off into the sky.

===Fate===
Kallark was last seen escaping the Silver Mine Mountains as he saved Gwyneth, Unter, Trusty Neconni, and an unamed Sun Cleric.

==Trivia==
* In line with Deadbones' theme of naming his characters after comic book characters, Kallark is named after Marvel's character Gladiator. [https://twitter.com/DeadBones5/status/619808090385444864]
{{TSS}}
{{Elf}}
{{Dwarf}}
{{Sun Cleric}}
{{Deadbones}}

[[Category: Characters]]
[[Category: Elves]]
[[Category: Sun Clerics]]
[[Category: Living]]

Kallark Gandolin

2015-09-27T14:35:19Z

82.146.65.164:

{{Charbox
|image= File:Kallark RadioactiveK.png
|name= Kallark
|race= [[Elf]]
|sub race= [[Elf#Dwelf|Dwelf]]
|class= [[Suncleric]]
|stamina= 49
|gender= Male
|actor= [[Deadbones]]
|first= The Sunswords
|affiliation=
|ability= <br>
* [[Sunwall Armor]]
* [[Aurora Borealis]]
* [[Consecration]]
* [[Bolster Spirits]]
* Enlarge]]
* [[Ray of Frost]]
|equipment= <br>
* Scalemail
* Tambok Ticket (Formerly)
* Schimitar
|relative= <br>
*Funk: [[Carlos]]
*Ex-Girlfriend: [[Gwyneth Sunsword]]
*Unnamed unborn Child (deceased)
|alias=
|status= Alive
|gold=2000
}}

'''Kallark''' is a self-absorbed [[Elf#Dwelf|Dwelf]] [[Sun Cleric]] who is played by [[Deadbones]] and appears in the [[The Sunswords|Sunswords]] campaign.

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==Characteristics==
===Appearance===
Kallark is a male Dwelf with a muscular physique, pale skin, red eyes, long flowing black hair that ends at the middle of his back, and a black beard that ends at his chest and is tied in a purple tie. Kallark wears grey scale armor with gold accents, purple wristbands, a thin gold belt with a deep purple buckle, a light purple skirt, purple pants and deep violet boots that start at his knees.

===Personality===
Kallark is incredibly self absorbed and often boasts that he is "the best of both worlds" (referring to the mixture of elven and dwarven blood in him), specifically complimenting his own beard and muscles. He is prone to showing off, which caused him to be unable to stop himself from telling his comrades that Gwyneth is pregnant with his baby. Despite the apparently tense situation of serving with Gwyneth's ex-boyfriends as well as wanna-be-boyfriends. Kallark generally has a friendly attitude towards the other elves in the group.

Kallark suffers hallucinations that begin to happen randomly and without warning after he is sprayed by a [[Funk]]. He hallucinates the Funk and engages in conversation with it, leading others to question his sanity, as he apparently stands talking to himself.

Kallark has a caring, loving side to him. Despite being immature about their relationship and unable to keep her secret, he truly loves Gwyneth, which causes a violent reaction when she is stabbed. He also respects her as a leader and a person, and acknowledges his breaches of her privacy. He also shows considerable attachment to their baby, requesting that he could see their child even after Gwyneth breaks up with him.

Kallark saves two Kobold children and, while originally coldly suggesting they be sent to the [[Silver Mine Mountains]] with the other prisoners, he warms up to them and eventually chooses to adopt them. At the end of the journey to the Silver Mine Mountains, Kallark displays strong paternal feelings and is distraught at the loss of his unborn child, as well as at the choice of the Kobold children to remain with other Kobolds. His care for the children causes him to decide that, given his hallucinations, he would not be the best father. He later returns to the [[Silvermine Mountains]] when he finds out that [[Unter]] and [[Gunter]] had been put in cells there due to them not having family to live with. Gwyenth doesn't want Kallark adopting these children due to him going insane due to the Funk he keeps seeing. He is later able to save Unter, Trusty Neconni and Gwyenth from the collapsing mountains, barley making it out alive.

===Relationships===
====[[Gwyneth Sunsword]]====
Kallark is Gwyneth's boyfriend for the majority of the journey to the Silvermine Mountains in the Sunswords campaign. They have issues over the course of their path and separate at the end of it, with Kallark walking away, and Gwyneth apparently suggesting dating Xavius again.

The two have a difficult relationship. Kallark is self-obsessed and often fails to acknowledge Gwyneth's needs and wishes. However, over the course of the Sunswords campaign he grows more caring and compassionate and is heartbroken when Gwyneth is stabbed, threatening to kill her attacker.

During [[The Silvermine Mountains]] campaign, Kallark returns to the [[Silvermine Mountains]] to try to adopt [[Unter]] and [[Gunter]]. He is told by Gwyneth that due to him going insane due to the [[Funk]] spray, he wouldn't be allowed to adopt them. Later, when [[The Ageless One]] was awakened, he tried to save [[Unter]] and [[Trusty Neconni]] from the collapsing mountain, putting [[Unter]] in a corner to run back and save physically and emotionally damaged Gwyneth, and was able to save her, the two children, and himself from the mountain.

====[[Xavius]]====
Due to Xavius' prior relationship with Gwyneth the two don't get along. They often makes snide comments as jabs at each other and seem to compete with each other.

However, Kallark seems to be more passive in this competition and it is Xavius who makes moves towards Gwyneth and who learns the Spell of Bearding in order to win her from Kallark.

====[[Bob]]====
Although Bob previously dated Gwyneth, unlike Xavius they seemed to get along fairly fine.
====[[Dave]]====
Dave and Kallark work together.

==Powers & Abilities==
===Passives===
*[[Elf#Elf|Master of Magic]]
*[[Elf#Dwelf|Rune Keeper]]
*[[Sun Cleric#Starting Gear and Passives|Suntiles]]
*[[Carlos|Carlos the Funk Hallucination]]
===Sun Cleric Abilities===
*[[Sunwall Armor]]
*[[Aurora Borealis]]
*[[Consecration]]

===Bard Abilties===
*[[Bolster Spirits]]

===Sorcerer Abilities===
*[[Enlarge]]
*[[Ray of Frost]]

==Belongings==
===Treasures===
* [[Treasures#Tambok_Ticket | Tambok Ticket]] (Formerly)
* [[Pot Puppy]]
* [[Sorcerer's Stone]]

===Items===
* [[Items#Bold_Scalemail | Bold Scalemail]]
* [[Items#Scimitar | Scimitar]]
* Magical Hat

===Accessories===
None

==History==
===Background===
During the Sunswords campaign, Kallark is the second-in-command of Gwyneth Sunsword's squad which is entrusted with escorting a prison caravan to the [[Silver Mine Mountains]]. He also happens to be Gwyneth's love interest at the time.
===[[The Sunswords]]===
In order to traverse a hazardous canyon inhabited by [[Ytt]]s as fast as possible, Kallark made use of his [[Enlarge]] spell to carry the carriage himself. By successfully clearing the canyon, Kallark's resourcefulness earned the praise of Gwyneth. At the same time, Gwyneth confided that she was pregnant and the child was Kallark's. Overcome with pride and joy, Kallark was eager to boast to the rest of the team. Gwyneth, however, warned Kallark that she did not want the others to know about her condition at this time.

While setting up camp, Kallark and a few of his allies were approached by a pair of goblin merchants. The Elves refused to bargain with the Goblins and elected to mug them instead. In the middle of this, Kallark was unexpectedly sprayed by a [[Funk]], causing him to smell very nice. One goblin was killed in the process, and the other goblin, named [[Greeky]], was captured and thrown into the carriage as an additional prisoner at Kallark's request. Not long after, Kallark was having a conversation with Xavius, Dave and Bob where Kallark mocked the two elves' inability to grow facial hair without the use of magic. However, Kallark accidentally slipped up and mentioned his future child. Gwyneth promptly found out about this and suspended their relationship.

When the group came across a blazing barn, Kallark, Gwyneth, Xavius, Dave and Bob rushed into the inferno in response to the screams coming from inside. Kallark, however was delayed momentarily by the appearance of [[Carlos]], a hallucination brought on by the Funk spray from earlier. Following Gwyneth's example, Kallark smashed his way through several walls to form a clear path through the building. He was then given the responsibility to escort the two [[Kobold]] children found by Gwyneth and Dave to safety while the rest of the party fought off the [[Flame Spooky]]. Kallark casted Enlarge on himself in order to carry the children out more effectively, but he was once again stalled by Carlos. At some point during this event, Kallark discovered a [[Pot Puppy]] in the barn that the others had missed. The puppy was adopted by Kallark and named [[Annihilus the Living Death that walks | Annihilus the Living Death That Walks]].
Before completely leaving the farm, Kallark also considered adopting the apparently orphaned young Kobolds in order to appeal to female Kobolds. Due to her unstable emotions, Gwyneth decided that she was no longer fit to lead the party, and so the position fell on to Kallark.

The group then encountered a bridge being guarded by an [[Ogre]]. Gwyneth advised every one to not provoke the Ogre as it could wreak havoc on the current party lineup. However, the Ogre only seemed to be interested in the [[Tambok Ticket]]s carried by Kallark and Xavius. Both men refused to give up their tickets and a heated, emotional argument involving Gwyneth ensued. Seemingly out of nowhere, Kallark dropped the scuffle with Xavius and invited Xavius to meet him behind the carriage for a gift. Under the influence of Dave's [[Leader's Heartoak Staff]], Kallark removed his trousers and advanced on Xavius. Before anything more between the two could occur, [[Phineas]] blasted Kallark with a [[Fireball]]. Phineas then stabbed a flustered Kallark and claimed leadership for himself. This freed Kallark from Dave's special staff, leaving Kallark completely clueless. Before Kallark could figure out the situation, Xavius (in an attempt to pilfer Kallark ticket) gets carried away and launched a [[Ray of Frost]] so powerful that it not only left Kallark in a block of ice, but it destroyed the ticket as well.

The next thing Kallark knew, he was being thawed out in the back of the prison carriage that was near the end of its journey. Here, he was reunited with [[Gunter]] and [[Unter]], and Kallark agreed to take them in temporarily. Next, Kallark was revisited by Carlos who proclaimed that the Kobold children were actually Ytts and mocked Kallark for adopting them. Kallark then conversed with [[Mormo]] who wanted to touch the young Kobolds' faces. Kallark offered his own face instead and contracted rabies from Mormo. Then Kallark learned from [[Goggles]] the secret of Kobolds repeating the word "kobold". Finally, Kallark was approached by [[Jakelad]] and was affected by Jakelad's [[Charm]].

While under the effects, Kallark had Jakelad released from the carriage, Jakelad then used his [[Lullaby]] to put Gwyneth (now leader again) and the rest of the squad to sleep. Unfortunately for Jakelad, the Lullaby did not completely work on Kallark and the effects of charm broke. Once again in control of himself, Kallark quickly awoke Gwyneth and the others from their slumber. Jakelad promptly fled the scene but not before summoning his Porc allies to dispose of Gwyneth's troop. As the battle ensued, Gwyneth and Kallark were tasked with forcing open the gate while the rest of the team (including the remaining prisoners) held off the attackers. Luckily, Kallark's allies were able to turn the tides against the Porc ambushers. At some point, Dave accidentally misfired a [[Fireball]] towards Kallark's beard where Annihilus was residing. Annihilus briefly converted into a Hellhound before expelling all of it's flames in an attack made against Kallark. However, while everyone else was still caught up in combat, Rufio, a mentally unstable Elf ally who had been obsessing over his love for Gwyneth for some time now, sneaked up on Gwyneth and stabbed her in the stomach, incapacitating Gwyneth and killing her unborn baby. The allies successfully repelled the Porcs and Kallark was able to revitalize Gwyneth. Upon learning the fate of his child, Kallark furiously threatened to kill Rufio. Gwyneth, however, knew that Rufio wasn't thinking clearly and decided that having him arrested along with the surviving Porc enemies would suffice as punishment. At the same time, Gwyneth allowed the previous prisoners who aided her team in combat to go free. Emotionally devastated, Kallark turned to the Kobold children and welcomed them into his life. Sadly, the young Kobolds had decided to follow one of the Kobold prisoners, [[Rebooc]], instead. At that moment, Carlos returned to mock him, and Kallark felt that, given his hallucinations, the Kobold children were better off without him. This display of care for them seemed to break his heart. The whole chain of events in which he lost most of what he gained and loved: Gwyneth, his baby, his adoptive children, his Tambok Ticket, was just too much for Kallark to take as he just depressingly walked away from it all.

===[[The Silvermine Mountains]]===
Kallark returns to the [[Silvermine Mountains]] to adopt [[Unter]] and [[Gunter]], after learning that they where imprisoned in the mountains due to not having a home. He argues with [[Xavius]] over letting the children out, who argues that's against the rules. After getting enraged by this, Gwyenth overhears and intervenes, saying Kallark seems to not be mentally healthy. Later, Kallark confesses that since being sprayed by the Funk, he sees a Funk named Carlos who constantly tells him things and annoys him. Gwyenth tells Kallar that because of this, she does not feel comfortable giving the children to Kallark, and says she will call in Tom, a psychiatrist to help him. Angered by this, he enlarges himself crushing Gwyeneth's desk. Carlos later divides a plan to take the children; by letting the prisoners in the block [[Unter]] and [[Trusty Neconni]] are located in, causing the prisoners to riot, then escape with the children and telling Gwyneth that he is saving the children from a riot. To do this, we would need to become a guard. Carlos says he will not bother Kallark when talking to Gwyneth so she lets him re-earn her trust by becoming a guard. Kallark then asks Gwyneth to become a guard, and tells her that he no longer sees Carlos. Gwyneth tells Kallark that if she finds him talking to Carlos, then she would imprison Kallark in the Silvermine Mountains. Kallark is able to go through with his plan, which allows the prisoners apart of [[The Cult of Bones]] to awaken [[The Ageless One]], causing the mountain to cave in. Kallark grabs both Unter and Trusty Neconni to escape with. He gets to the gate of the prison only to find it locked. He is able to throw Trusty Neconni over the gate to freedom while enlarged, letting him escape the mountain alive. He then notices that Gwyenth is hurt, and is unable to escape. He puts Unter down in a corner to rush in and save her. He is able to grab her, and get to the locked gate to the prison, only to find out she doesn't have the key either, and that she gave it to Xavius, who has been crushed by a boulder. Kallark begins slamming his body into the gate to try and break it open. He is at first able to create a hole just big enough for Gwyenth and Unter to escape, but not his enlarged self. He continues slamming himself against the gate until he finally breaks through, just before getting crushed by rocks. He grabs Gwyneth, Unter and Trusty Neconni, and runs off into a field at the base of the mountain, with another surviving Sun Cleric, only to watch [[The Ageless One]] fly off into the sky.

===Fate===
Kallark was last seen escaping the Silver Mine Mountains as he saved Gwyneth, Unter, Trusty Neconni, and an unamed Sun Cleric.

==Trivia==
* In line with Deadbones' theme of naming his characters after comic book characters, Kallark is named after Marvel's character Gladiator. [https://twitter.com/DeadBones5/status/619808090385444864]
{{TSS}}
{{Elf}}
{{Dwarf}}
{{Sun Cleric}}
{{Deadbones}}

[[Category: Characters]]
[[Category: Elves]]
[[Category: Sun Clerics]]
[[Category: Living]]

Kallark Gandolin

2015-09-27T14:33:52Z

82.146.65.164: /* Treasures */

{{Charbox
|image= File:Kallark RadioactiveK.png
|name= Kallark
|race= [[Elf]]
|sub race= [[Elf#Dwelf|Dwelf]]
|class= [[Suncleric]]
|stamina= 49
|gender= Male
|actor= [[Deadbones]]
|first= The Sunswords
|affiliation=
|ability= <br>
* Sunwall Armor
* Aurora Boreallis
* Concecration
* Bolster Spirits (Bard)
* Enlarge (Sorcerer)
|equipment= <br>
* Scalemail
* Tambok Ticket (Formerly)
* Schimitar
|relative= <br>
*Funk: [[Carlos]]
*Ex-Girlfriend: [[Gwyneth Sunsword]]
*Unnamed unborn Child (deceased)
|alias=
|status= Alive
|gold=2000
}}

'''Kallark''' is a self-absorbed [[Elf#Dwelf|Dwelf]] [[Sun Cleric]] who is played by [[Deadbones]] and appears in the [[The Sunswords|Sunswords]] campaign.

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==Characteristics==
===Appearance===
Kallark is a male Dwelf with a muscular physique, pale skin, red eyes, long flowing black hair that ends at the middle of his back, and a black beard that ends at his chest and is tied in a purple tie. Kallark wears grey scale armor with gold accents, purple wristbands, a thin gold belt with a deep purple buckle, a light purple skirt, purple pants and deep violet boots that start at his knees.

===Personality===
Kallark is incredibly self absorbed and often boasts that he is "the best of both worlds" (referring to the mixture of elven and dwarven blood in him), specifically complimenting his own beard and muscles. He is prone to showing off, which caused him to be unable to stop himself from telling his comrades that Gwyneth is pregnant with his baby. Despite the apparently tense situation of serving with Gwyneth's ex-boyfriends as well as wanna-be-boyfriends. Kallark generally has a friendly attitude towards the other elves in the group.

Kallark suffers hallucinations that begin to happen randomly and without warning after he is sprayed by a [[Funk]]. He hallucinates the Funk and engages in conversation with it, leading others to question his sanity, as he apparently stands talking to himself.

Kallark has a caring, loving side to him. Despite being immature about their relationship and unable to keep her secret, he truly loves Gwyneth, which causes a violent reaction when she is stabbed. He also respects her as a leader and a person, and acknowledges his breaches of her privacy. He also shows considerable attachment to their baby, requesting that he could see their child even after Gwyneth breaks up with him.

Kallark saves two Kobold children and, while originally coldly suggesting they be sent to the [[Silver Mine Mountains]] with the other prisoners, he warms up to them and eventually chooses to adopt them. At the end of the journey to the Silver Mine Mountains, Kallark displays strong paternal feelings and is distraught at the loss of his unborn child, as well as at the choice of the Kobold children to remain with other Kobolds. His care for the children causes him to decide that, given his hallucinations, he would not be the best father. He later returns to the [[Silvermine Mountains]] when he finds out that [[Unter]] and [[Gunter]] had been put in cells there due to them not having family to live with. Gwyenth doesn't want Kallark adopting these children due to him going insane due to the Funk he keeps seeing. He is later able to save Unter, Trusty Neconni and Gwyenth from the collapsing mountains, barley making it out alive.

===Relationships===
====[[Gwyneth Sunsword]]====
Kallark is Gwyneth's boyfriend for the majority of the journey to the Silvermine Mountains in the Sunswords campaign. They have issues over the course of their path and separate at the end of it, with Kallark walking away, and Gwyneth apparently suggesting dating Xavius again.

The two have a difficult relationship. Kallark is self-obsessed and often fails to acknowledge Gwyneth's needs and wishes. However, over the course of the Sunswords campaign he grows more caring and compassionate and is heartbroken when Gwyneth is stabbed, threatening to kill her attacker.

During [[The Silvermine Mountains]] campaign, Kallark returns to the [[Silvermine Mountains]] to try to adopt [[Unter]] and [[Gunter]]. He is told by Gwyneth that due to him going insane due to the [[Funk]] spray, he wouldn't be allowed to adopt them. Later, when [[The Ageless One]] was awakened, he tried to save [[Unter]] and [[Trusty Neconni]] from the collapsing mountain, putting [[Unter]] in a corner to run back and save physically and emotionally damaged Gwyneth, and was able to save her, the two children, and himself from the mountain.

====[[Xavius]]====
Due to Xavius' prior relationship with Gwyneth the two don't get along. They often makes snide comments as jabs at each other and seem to compete with each other.

However, Kallark seems to be more passive in this competition and it is Xavius who makes moves towards Gwyneth and who learns the Spell of Bearding in order to win her from Kallark.

====[[Bob]]====
Although Bob previously dated Gwyneth, unlike Xavius they seemed to get along fairly fine.
====[[Dave]]====
Dave and Kallark work together.

==Powers & Abilities==
===Passives===
*[[Elf#Elf|Master of Magic]]
*[[Elf#Dwelf|Rune Keeper]]
*[[Sun Cleric#Starting Gear and Passives|Suntiles]]
*[[Carlos|Carlos the Funk Hallucination]]
===Sun Cleric Abilities===
*[[Sunwall Armor]]
*[[Aurora Borealis]]
*[[Consecration]]

===Bard Abilties===
*[[Bolster Spirits]]

===Sorcerer Abilities===
*[[Enlarge]]
*[[Ray of Frost]]

==Belongings==
===Treasures===
* [[Treasures#Tambok_Ticket | Tambok Ticket]] (Formerly)
* [[Pot Puppy]]
* [[Sorcerer's Stone]]

===Items===
* [[Items#Bold_Scalemail | Bold Scalemail]]
* [[Items#Scimitar | Scimitar]]
* Magical Hat

===Accessories===
None

==History==
===Background===
During the Sunswords campaign, Kallark is the second-in-command of Gwyneth Sunsword's squad which is entrusted with escorting a prison caravan to the [[Silver Mine Mountains]]. He also happens to be Gwyneth's love interest at the time.
===[[The Sunswords]]===
In order to traverse a hazardous canyon inhabited by [[Ytt]]s as fast as possible, Kallark made use of his [[Enlarge]] spell to carry the carriage himself. By successfully clearing the canyon, Kallark's resourcefulness earned the praise of Gwyneth. At the same time, Gwyneth confided that she was pregnant and the child was Kallark's. Overcome with pride and joy, Kallark was eager to boast to the rest of the team. Gwyneth, however, warned Kallark that she did not want the others to know about her condition at this time.

While setting up camp, Kallark and a few of his allies were approached by a pair of goblin merchants. The Elves refused to bargain with the Goblins and elected to mug them instead. In the middle of this, Kallark was unexpectedly sprayed by a [[Funk]], causing him to smell very nice. One goblin was killed in the process, and the other goblin, named [[Greeky]], was captured and thrown into the carriage as an additional prisoner at Kallark's request. Not long after, Kallark was having a conversation with Xavius, Dave and Bob where Kallark mocked the two elves' inability to grow facial hair without the use of magic. However, Kallark accidentally slipped up and mentioned his future child. Gwyneth promptly found out about this and suspended their relationship.

When the group came across a blazing barn, Kallark, Gwyneth, Xavius, Dave and Bob rushed into the inferno in response to the screams coming from inside. Kallark, however was delayed momentarily by the appearance of [[Carlos]], a hallucination brought on by the Funk spray from earlier. Following Gwyneth's example, Kallark smashed his way through several walls to form a clear path through the building. He was then given the responsibility to escort the two [[Kobold]] children found by Gwyneth and Dave to safety while the rest of the party fought off the [[Flame Spooky]]. Kallark casted Enlarge on himself in order to carry the children out more effectively, but he was once again stalled by Carlos. At some point during this event, Kallark discovered a [[Pot Puppy]] in the barn that the others had missed. The puppy was adopted by Kallark and named [[Annihilus the Living Death that walks | Annihilus the Living Death That Walks]].
Before completely leaving the farm, Kallark also considered adopting the apparently orphaned young Kobolds in order to appeal to female Kobolds. Due to her unstable emotions, Gwyneth decided that she was no longer fit to lead the party, and so the position fell on to Kallark.

The group then encountered a bridge being guarded by an [[Ogre]]. Gwyneth advised every one to not provoke the Ogre as it could wreak havoc on the current party lineup. However, the Ogre only seemed to be interested in the [[Tambok Ticket]]s carried by Kallark and Xavius. Both men refused to give up their tickets and a heated, emotional argument involving Gwyneth ensued. Seemingly out of nowhere, Kallark dropped the scuffle with Xavius and invited Xavius to meet him behind the carriage for a gift. Under the influence of Dave's [[Leader's Heartoak Staff]], Kallark removed his trousers and advanced on Xavius. Before anything more between the two could occur, [[Phineas]] blasted Kallark with a [[Fireball]]. Phineas then stabbed a flustered Kallark and claimed leadership for himself. This freed Kallark from Dave's special staff, leaving Kallark completely clueless. Before Kallark could figure out the situation, Xavius (in an attempt to pilfer Kallark ticket) gets carried away and launched a [[Ray of Frost]] so powerful that it not only left Kallark in a block of ice, but it destroyed the ticket as well.

The next thing Kallark knew, he was being thawed out in the back of the prison carriage that was near the end of its journey. Here, he was reunited with [[Gunter]] and [[Unter]], and Kallark agreed to take them in temporarily. Next, Kallark was revisited by Carlos who proclaimed that the Kobold children were actually Ytts and mocked Kallark for adopting them. Kallark then conversed with [[Mormo]] who wanted to touch the young Kobolds' faces. Kallark offered his own face instead and contracted rabies from Mormo. Then Kallark learned from [[Goggles]] the secret of Kobolds repeating the word "kobold". Finally, Kallark was approached by [[Jakelad]] and was affected by Jakelad's [[Charm]].

While under the effects, Kallark had Jakelad released from the carriage, Jakelad then used his [[Lullaby]] to put Gwyneth (now leader again) and the rest of the squad to sleep. Unfortunately for Jakelad, the Lullaby did not completely work on Kallark and the effects of charm broke. Once again in control of himself, Kallark quickly awoke Gwyneth and the others from their slumber. Jakelad promptly fled the scene but not before summoning his Porc allies to dispose of Gwyneth's troop. As the battle ensued, Gwyneth and Kallark were tasked with forcing open the gate while the rest of the team (including the remaining prisoners) held off the attackers. Luckily, Kallark's allies were able to turn the tides against the Porc ambushers. At some point, Dave accidentally misfired a [[Fireball]] towards Kallark's beard where Annihilus was residing. Annihilus briefly converted into a Hellhound before expelling all of it's flames in an attack made against Kallark. However, while everyone else was still caught up in combat, Rufio, a mentally unstable Elf ally who had been obsessing over his love for Gwyneth for some time now, sneaked up on Gwyneth and stabbed her in the stomach, incapacitating Gwyneth and killing her unborn baby. The allies successfully repelled the Porcs and Kallark was able to revitalize Gwyneth. Upon learning the fate of his child, Kallark furiously threatened to kill Rufio. Gwyneth, however, knew that Rufio wasn't thinking clearly and decided that having him arrested along with the surviving Porc enemies would suffice as punishment. At the same time, Gwyneth allowed the previous prisoners who aided her team in combat to go free. Emotionally devastated, Kallark turned to the Kobold children and welcomed them into his life. Sadly, the young Kobolds had decided to follow one of the Kobold prisoners, [[Rebooc]], instead. At that moment, Carlos returned to mock him, and Kallark felt that, given his hallucinations, the Kobold children were better off without him. This display of care for them seemed to break his heart. The whole chain of events in which he lost most of what he gained and loved: Gwyneth, his baby, his adoptive children, his Tambok Ticket, was just too much for Kallark to take as he just depressingly walked away from it all.

===[[The Silvermine Mountains]]===
Kallark returns to the [[Silvermine Mountains]] to adopt [[Unter]] and [[Gunter]], after learning that they where imprisoned in the mountains due to not having a home. He argues with [[Xavius]] over letting the children out, who argues that's against the rules. After getting enraged by this, Gwyenth overhears and intervenes, saying Kallark seems to not be mentally healthy. Later, Kallark confesses that since being sprayed by the Funk, he sees a Funk named Carlos who constantly tells him things and annoys him. Gwyenth tells Kallar that because of this, she does not feel comfortable giving the children to Kallark, and says she will call in Tom, a psychiatrist to help him. Angered by this, he enlarges himself crushing Gwyeneth's desk. Carlos later divides a plan to take the children; by letting the prisoners in the block [[Unter]] and [[Trusty Neconni]] are located in, causing the prisoners to riot, then escape with the children and telling Gwyneth that he is saving the children from a riot. To do this, we would need to become a guard. Carlos says he will not bother Kallark when talking to Gwyneth so she lets him re-earn her trust by becoming a guard. Kallark then asks Gwyneth to become a guard, and tells her that he no longer sees Carlos. Gwyneth tells Kallark that if she finds him talking to Carlos, then she would imprison Kallark in the Silvermine Mountains. Kallark is able to go through with his plan, which allows the prisoners apart of [[The Cult of Bones]] to awaken [[The Ageless One]], causing the mountain to cave in. Kallark grabs both Unter and Trusty Neconni to escape with. He gets to the gate of the prison only to find it locked. He is able to throw Trusty Neconni over the gate to freedom while enlarged, letting him escape the mountain alive. He then notices that Gwyenth is hurt, and is unable to escape. He puts Unter down in a corner to rush in and save her. He is able to grab her, and get to the locked gate to the prison, only to find out she doesn't have the key either, and that she gave it to Xavius, who has been crushed by a boulder. Kallark begins slamming his body into the gate to try and break it open. He is at first able to create a hole just big enough for Gwyenth and Unter to escape, but not his enlarged self. He continues slamming himself against the gate until he finally breaks through, just before getting crushed by rocks. He grabs Gwyneth, Unter and Trusty Neconni, and runs off into a field at the base of the mountain, with another surviving Sun Cleric, only to watch [[The Ageless One]] fly off into the sky.

===Fate===
Kallark was last seen escaping the Silver Mine Mountains as he saved Gwyneth, Unter, Trusty Neconni, and an unamed Sun Cleric.

==Trivia==
* In line with Deadbones' theme of naming his characters after comic book characters, Kallark is named after Marvel's character Gladiator. [https://twitter.com/DeadBones5/status/619808090385444864]
{{TSS}}
{{Elf}}
{{Dwarf}}
{{Sun Cleric}}
{{Deadbones}}

[[Category: Characters]]
[[Category: Elves]]
[[Category: Sun Clerics]]
[[Category: Living]]

Kallark Gandolin

2015-09-27T14:32:55Z

82.146.65.164: /* Sorcerer Abilities */

{{Charbox
|image= File:Kallark RadioactiveK.png
|name= Kallark
|race= [[Elf]]
|sub race= [[Elf#Dwelf|Dwelf]]
|class= [[Suncleric]]
|stamina= 49
|gender= Male
|actor= [[Deadbones]]
|first= The Sunswords
|affiliation=
|ability= <br>
* Sunwall Armor
* Aurora Boreallis
* Concecration
* Bolster Spirits (Bard)
* Enlarge (Sorcerer)
|equipment= <br>
* Scalemail
* Tambok Ticket (Formerly)
* Schimitar
|relative= <br>
*Funk: [[Carlos]]
*Ex-Girlfriend: [[Gwyneth Sunsword]]
*Unnamed unborn Child (deceased)
|alias=
|status= Alive
|gold=2000
}}

'''Kallark''' is a self-absorbed [[Elf#Dwelf|Dwelf]] [[Sun Cleric]] who is played by [[Deadbones]] and appears in the [[The Sunswords|Sunswords]] campaign.

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==Characteristics==
===Appearance===
Kallark is a male Dwelf with a muscular physique, pale skin, red eyes, long flowing black hair that ends at the middle of his back, and a black beard that ends at his chest and is tied in a purple tie. Kallark wears grey scale armor with gold accents, purple wristbands, a thin gold belt with a deep purple buckle, a light purple skirt, purple pants and deep violet boots that start at his knees.

===Personality===
Kallark is incredibly self absorbed and often boasts that he is "the best of both worlds" (referring to the mixture of elven and dwarven blood in him), specifically complimenting his own beard and muscles. He is prone to showing off, which caused him to be unable to stop himself from telling his comrades that Gwyneth is pregnant with his baby. Despite the apparently tense situation of serving with Gwyneth's ex-boyfriends as well as wanna-be-boyfriends. Kallark generally has a friendly attitude towards the other elves in the group.

Kallark suffers hallucinations that begin to happen randomly and without warning after he is sprayed by a [[Funk]]. He hallucinates the Funk and engages in conversation with it, leading others to question his sanity, as he apparently stands talking to himself.

Kallark has a caring, loving side to him. Despite being immature about their relationship and unable to keep her secret, he truly loves Gwyneth, which causes a violent reaction when she is stabbed. He also respects her as a leader and a person, and acknowledges his breaches of her privacy. He also shows considerable attachment to their baby, requesting that he could see their child even after Gwyneth breaks up with him.

Kallark saves two Kobold children and, while originally coldly suggesting they be sent to the [[Silver Mine Mountains]] with the other prisoners, he warms up to them and eventually chooses to adopt them. At the end of the journey to the Silver Mine Mountains, Kallark displays strong paternal feelings and is distraught at the loss of his unborn child, as well as at the choice of the Kobold children to remain with other Kobolds. His care for the children causes him to decide that, given his hallucinations, he would not be the best father. He later returns to the [[Silvermine Mountains]] when he finds out that [[Unter]] and [[Gunter]] had been put in cells there due to them not having family to live with. Gwyenth doesn't want Kallark adopting these children due to him going insane due to the Funk he keeps seeing. He is later able to save Unter, Trusty Neconni and Gwyenth from the collapsing mountains, barley making it out alive.

===Relationships===
====[[Gwyneth Sunsword]]====
Kallark is Gwyneth's boyfriend for the majority of the journey to the Silvermine Mountains in the Sunswords campaign. They have issues over the course of their path and separate at the end of it, with Kallark walking away, and Gwyneth apparently suggesting dating Xavius again.

The two have a difficult relationship. Kallark is self-obsessed and often fails to acknowledge Gwyneth's needs and wishes. However, over the course of the Sunswords campaign he grows more caring and compassionate and is heartbroken when Gwyneth is stabbed, threatening to kill her attacker.

During [[The Silvermine Mountains]] campaign, Kallark returns to the [[Silvermine Mountains]] to try to adopt [[Unter]] and [[Gunter]]. He is told by Gwyneth that due to him going insane due to the [[Funk]] spray, he wouldn't be allowed to adopt them. Later, when [[The Ageless One]] was awakened, he tried to save [[Unter]] and [[Trusty Neconni]] from the collapsing mountain, putting [[Unter]] in a corner to run back and save physically and emotionally damaged Gwyneth, and was able to save her, the two children, and himself from the mountain.

====[[Xavius]]====
Due to Xavius' prior relationship with Gwyneth the two don't get along. They often makes snide comments as jabs at each other and seem to compete with each other.

However, Kallark seems to be more passive in this competition and it is Xavius who makes moves towards Gwyneth and who learns the Spell of Bearding in order to win her from Kallark.

====[[Bob]]====
Although Bob previously dated Gwyneth, unlike Xavius they seemed to get along fairly fine.
====[[Dave]]====
Dave and Kallark work together.

==Powers & Abilities==
===Passives===
*[[Elf#Elf|Master of Magic]]
*[[Elf#Dwelf|Rune Keeper]]
*[[Sun Cleric#Starting Gear and Passives|Suntiles]]
*[[Carlos|Carlos the Funk Hallucination]]
===Sun Cleric Abilities===
*[[Sunwall Armor]]
*[[Aurora Borealis]]
*[[Consecration]]

===Bard Abilties===
*[[Bolster Spirits]]

===Sorcerer Abilities===
*[[Enlarge]]
*[[Ray of Frost]]

==Belongings==
===Treasures===
* [[Treasures#Tambok_Ticket | Tambok Ticket]] (Formerly)

===Items===
* [[Items#Bold_Scalemail | Bold Scalemail]]
* [[Items#Scimitar | Scimitar]]
* Magical Hat

===Accessories===
None

==History==
===Background===
During the Sunswords campaign, Kallark is the second-in-command of Gwyneth Sunsword's squad which is entrusted with escorting a prison caravan to the [[Silver Mine Mountains]]. He also happens to be Gwyneth's love interest at the time.
===[[The Sunswords]]===
In order to traverse a hazardous canyon inhabited by [[Ytt]]s as fast as possible, Kallark made use of his [[Enlarge]] spell to carry the carriage himself. By successfully clearing the canyon, Kallark's resourcefulness earned the praise of Gwyneth. At the same time, Gwyneth confided that she was pregnant and the child was Kallark's. Overcome with pride and joy, Kallark was eager to boast to the rest of the team. Gwyneth, however, warned Kallark that she did not want the others to know about her condition at this time.

While setting up camp, Kallark and a few of his allies were approached by a pair of goblin merchants. The Elves refused to bargain with the Goblins and elected to mug them instead. In the middle of this, Kallark was unexpectedly sprayed by a [[Funk]], causing him to smell very nice. One goblin was killed in the process, and the other goblin, named [[Greeky]], was captured and thrown into the carriage as an additional prisoner at Kallark's request. Not long after, Kallark was having a conversation with Xavius, Dave and Bob where Kallark mocked the two elves' inability to grow facial hair without the use of magic. However, Kallark accidentally slipped up and mentioned his future child. Gwyneth promptly found out about this and suspended their relationship.

When the group came across a blazing barn, Kallark, Gwyneth, Xavius, Dave and Bob rushed into the inferno in response to the screams coming from inside. Kallark, however was delayed momentarily by the appearance of [[Carlos]], a hallucination brought on by the Funk spray from earlier. Following Gwyneth's example, Kallark smashed his way through several walls to form a clear path through the building. He was then given the responsibility to escort the two [[Kobold]] children found by Gwyneth and Dave to safety while the rest of the party fought off the [[Flame Spooky]]. Kallark casted Enlarge on himself in order to carry the children out more effectively, but he was once again stalled by Carlos. At some point during this event, Kallark discovered a [[Pot Puppy]] in the barn that the others had missed. The puppy was adopted by Kallark and named [[Annihilus the Living Death that walks | Annihilus the Living Death That Walks]].
Before completely leaving the farm, Kallark also considered adopting the apparently orphaned young Kobolds in order to appeal to female Kobolds. Due to her unstable emotions, Gwyneth decided that she was no longer fit to lead the party, and so the position fell on to Kallark.

The group then encountered a bridge being guarded by an [[Ogre]]. Gwyneth advised every one to not provoke the Ogre as it could wreak havoc on the current party lineup. However, the Ogre only seemed to be interested in the [[Tambok Ticket]]s carried by Kallark and Xavius. Both men refused to give up their tickets and a heated, emotional argument involving Gwyneth ensued. Seemingly out of nowhere, Kallark dropped the scuffle with Xavius and invited Xavius to meet him behind the carriage for a gift. Under the influence of Dave's [[Leader's Heartoak Staff]], Kallark removed his trousers and advanced on Xavius. Before anything more between the two could occur, [[Phineas]] blasted Kallark with a [[Fireball]]. Phineas then stabbed a flustered Kallark and claimed leadership for himself. This freed Kallark from Dave's special staff, leaving Kallark completely clueless. Before Kallark could figure out the situation, Xavius (in an attempt to pilfer Kallark ticket) gets carried away and launched a [[Ray of Frost]] so powerful that it not only left Kallark in a block of ice, but it destroyed the ticket as well.

The next thing Kallark knew, he was being thawed out in the back of the prison carriage that was near the end of its journey. Here, he was reunited with [[Gunter]] and [[Unter]], and Kallark agreed to take them in temporarily. Next, Kallark was revisited by Carlos who proclaimed that the Kobold children were actually Ytts and mocked Kallark for adopting them. Kallark then conversed with [[Mormo]] who wanted to touch the young Kobolds' faces. Kallark offered his own face instead and contracted rabies from Mormo. Then Kallark learned from [[Goggles]] the secret of Kobolds repeating the word "kobold". Finally, Kallark was approached by [[Jakelad]] and was affected by Jakelad's [[Charm]].

While under the effects, Kallark had Jakelad released from the carriage, Jakelad then used his [[Lullaby]] to put Gwyneth (now leader again) and the rest of the squad to sleep. Unfortunately for Jakelad, the Lullaby did not completely work on Kallark and the effects of charm broke. Once again in control of himself, Kallark quickly awoke Gwyneth and the others from their slumber. Jakelad promptly fled the scene but not before summoning his Porc allies to dispose of Gwyneth's troop. As the battle ensued, Gwyneth and Kallark were tasked with forcing open the gate while the rest of the team (including the remaining prisoners) held off the attackers. Luckily, Kallark's allies were able to turn the tides against the Porc ambushers. At some point, Dave accidentally misfired a [[Fireball]] towards Kallark's beard where Annihilus was residing. Annihilus briefly converted into a Hellhound before expelling all of it's flames in an attack made against Kallark. However, while everyone else was still caught up in combat, Rufio, a mentally unstable Elf ally who had been obsessing over his love for Gwyneth for some time now, sneaked up on Gwyneth and stabbed her in the stomach, incapacitating Gwyneth and killing her unborn baby. The allies successfully repelled the Porcs and Kallark was able to revitalize Gwyneth. Upon learning the fate of his child, Kallark furiously threatened to kill Rufio. Gwyneth, however, knew that Rufio wasn't thinking clearly and decided that having him arrested along with the surviving Porc enemies would suffice as punishment. At the same time, Gwyneth allowed the previous prisoners who aided her team in combat to go free. Emotionally devastated, Kallark turned to the Kobold children and welcomed them into his life. Sadly, the young Kobolds had decided to follow one of the Kobold prisoners, [[Rebooc]], instead. At that moment, Carlos returned to mock him, and Kallark felt that, given his hallucinations, the Kobold children were better off without him. This display of care for them seemed to break his heart. The whole chain of events in which he lost most of what he gained and loved: Gwyneth, his baby, his adoptive children, his Tambok Ticket, was just too much for Kallark to take as he just depressingly walked away from it all.

===[[The Silvermine Mountains]]===
Kallark returns to the [[Silvermine Mountains]] to adopt [[Unter]] and [[Gunter]], after learning that they where imprisoned in the mountains due to not having a home. He argues with [[Xavius]] over letting the children out, who argues that's against the rules. After getting enraged by this, Gwyenth overhears and intervenes, saying Kallark seems to not be mentally healthy. Later, Kallark confesses that since being sprayed by the Funk, he sees a Funk named Carlos who constantly tells him things and annoys him. Gwyenth tells Kallar that because of this, she does not feel comfortable giving the children to Kallark, and says she will call in Tom, a psychiatrist to help him. Angered by this, he enlarges himself crushing Gwyeneth's desk. Carlos later divides a plan to take the children; by letting the prisoners in the block [[Unter]] and [[Trusty Neconni]] are located in, causing the prisoners to riot, then escape with the children and telling Gwyneth that he is saving the children from a riot. To do this, we would need to become a guard. Carlos says he will not bother Kallark when talking to Gwyneth so she lets him re-earn her trust by becoming a guard. Kallark then asks Gwyneth to become a guard, and tells her that he no longer sees Carlos. Gwyneth tells Kallark that if she finds him talking to Carlos, then she would imprison Kallark in the Silvermine Mountains. Kallark is able to go through with his plan, which allows the prisoners apart of [[The Cult of Bones]] to awaken [[The Ageless One]], causing the mountain to cave in. Kallark grabs both Unter and Trusty Neconni to escape with. He gets to the gate of the prison only to find it locked. He is able to throw Trusty Neconni over the gate to freedom while enlarged, letting him escape the mountain alive. He then notices that Gwyenth is hurt, and is unable to escape. He puts Unter down in a corner to rush in and save her. He is able to grab her, and get to the locked gate to the prison, only to find out she doesn't have the key either, and that she gave it to Xavius, who has been crushed by a boulder. Kallark begins slamming his body into the gate to try and break it open. He is at first able to create a hole just big enough for Gwyenth and Unter to escape, but not his enlarged self. He continues slamming himself against the gate until he finally breaks through, just before getting crushed by rocks. He grabs Gwyneth, Unter and Trusty Neconni, and runs off into a field at the base of the mountain, with another surviving Sun Cleric, only to watch [[The Ageless One]] fly off into the sky.

===Fate===
Kallark was last seen escaping the Silver Mine Mountains as he saved Gwyneth, Unter, Trusty Neconni, and an unamed Sun Cleric.

==Trivia==
* In line with Deadbones' theme of naming his characters after comic book characters, Kallark is named after Marvel's character Gladiator. [https://twitter.com/DeadBones5/status/619808090385444864]
{{TSS}}
{{Elf}}
{{Dwarf}}
{{Sun Cleric}}
{{Deadbones}}

[[Category: Characters]]
[[Category: Elves]]
[[Category: Sun Clerics]]
[[Category: Living]]

Dave

2015-09-27T14:26:09Z

82.146.65.164: /* Treasures */

{{Charbox
|image= File:Dave RadioactiveK.png
|name= Davey 'Dave' Davidson
|race= [[Elf]]
|sub race= [[Spellblade]]
|class= <br>
*[[Sun Cleric]] ([[Roamin's Band of Thieves]], [[Porc Hunters]])
*[[Wizard]] ([[The Sunswords]])
|gender= Male
|stamina= 26 (The Sunswords)
|first= Roamin's Band of Thieves
|affiliation= [[Sunblades]]
|ability= <br> '''Roamin's Band of Thieves, Porc Hunters'''
* [[Holy Light]]
'''The Sunswords'''
* [[Fireball]]
* [[Ice Blast]]
* [[Arcane Missiles]]
* [[Blessing of Strength]] ([[Paladin]])
* [[Divine Intervention]] ([[Paladin]])
|equipment= <br> '''Roamin's Band of Thieves, Porc Hunters'''
*Summoning Horn
'''The Sunswords'''
* [[Believer Stone]]
* [[Studded Armor]]
|relative= Unknown
|status= Alive
|actor= <br> [[Rob]] (Roamin's Band of Thieves, Porc Hunters)
[[Coestar]] (The Sunswords)
|gold=2000
}}
<div class="font-size: small; margin-top:0.5em; margin-left:0.8em;" style="font-size:11px;">
''Not to be confused with the generic name that Theta Squad gives to [[Elf|Elves]].''
</div>

'''Captain Davey 'Dave' Davidson the Sun Cleric''' is a fan fiction book writer, and was/is a member of [[Gwyneth Sunsword|Gwyneth Sunsword's]] faction of Sun Cleric Elves and Sunblades.

__TOC__
==Characteristics==
===Appearance===
Dave is a male Elf with a thin figure, long white hair, and violet eyes. Dave wears a blue long sleeve, v-neck jumper, with black greeves, black belt and black boots. He has white bandages around his upper left thigh and a light blue cape that ends just above his rear. He often carries around a brown book that he constantly writes in with a golden quill for his various stories.

===Personality===
Dave is friendly towards pretty much everyone, with the exception of those who he sees looking down on his fan-fiction books, which he is very protective of. He is one of the only adventurers on [[The Sunswords]] quest to not be Gwyneth's boyfriend, ex-boyfriend or wanna-be-boyfriend. As such, he often plays a peace-making role, especially when he gains control of the [[Leader's Heartoak Staff]], enabling him to control what the leader of the group feels. He, however, does not use it to better his own position and generally does what is best for the group as he sees it. <p>
Dave believes in teamwork and in following rules. He is generally a sensible elf, pointing out the absurdity of the actions of others, such as Ca-Rell's promotions based on victory over a group of mere goblins and Xavius's using an unconscious body as a meatshield.
Dave appears to be a very capable fighter in [[The Sunswords]]. Despite his low health, he manages to deal lots of damage with his wizarding spells, single-handedly fighting off most of a Porc attack force.
==Relationship==
===[[Ca-Rell]]===

===[[Elmar]]===

===[[Squinks]]===

===[[Rufio]]===

===[[Gwyneth Sunsword|Gwyneth]]===

===[[Kallark]]===

===[[Xavius]]===

===[[Bob]]===

===[[Phineas Barringster]]===

==Powers and Abilities==
===Passives===
*[[Elf#Elf|Master of Magic]]
*[[Elf#Spellblade|Spellblade]]
===Wizard Abilities===
*[[Fireball]]
*[[Ice Blast]]
*[[Arcane Missiles]]
===Paladin Abilities===
*[[Blessing of Strength]]
*[[Divine Intervention]]
*[[Holy Light]]

==Belongings==
===Current===
====Treasures====
* [[Leader's Heartoak Staff]]: Personally destroyed it.
* [[Dragonskin Bow]]
* [[Believer Stone]] x2

====Items====
====Accessories====
*[[Boyfriend Quest]]: Written & Created the book

==History==

===[[Sunswords]]===
Dave was played by [[Coestar]] in the [[Sunswords]] campaign. During the group's mission to the [[Silver Mine Mountains]], Dave is working on a novel titled '[[Boyfriend Quest]]' that he plans to later share on the [[Magic Forums]].

===[[Roamin's Band of Thieves]]===
Dave first appeared in the [[Sun Cleric]] town among [[Gwyneth Sunsword | Gwyneth]] and other Sun Clerics. [[Squinks]], currently disguised as a young elven girl, happened upon them. Squinks decided to back-stab his party, revealing that several [[Gnome | Gnomes]] were in the [[Monkey Fish | Monkey Fish King]] cave. Dave was left in charge of the false girl, while the others went to search the cave.

Squinks attempted to edge Dave to go help his fellow elves search, but Dave was very firm in his orders. Squinks resorted to casting ''Charm'' on Dave, enlisting him to help. The charmed Dave then helped his new temporary master to hide in the town's jail and would assist at a later time to break him out.

This plan would not last, as the Charm broke, causing Dave to leave Squinks in the jail and join his fellow elves in the final battle against the gnomes.

===[[Porc Hunters]]===
Dave appeared as an ally to the protagonists of this campaign, the [[Theta Squad]], one of whom was his old pal from college [[Chilly Wizzy]]. They helped him defeat [[Chimera]], a captured [[Kobold]] who had escaped via the donation goal: Unnatural Critical. Afterwards he gave their leader, [[Ca-Rell|Captain Ca-Rell]], four [[Treasures]] as a reward for assisting in the recapture of Chimera. Shortly after he left with his prisoner and the rest of his elven companions.

== Fate ==
Due to the timeline being unclear at this point in time there are two possibilities for what Dave is doing now. Either Dave is currently working in the elven army as a captain, or Dave is working for [[Gwyneth Sunsword]] as a Sun Cleric helper/protector.

== Trivia ==
* Dave is the first NPC to be played by a player.
* Dave is currently tied for the most reoccurring character with [[Nisovin]] and [[Phineas]]
* Dave is the first character that [[Coestar]] has played that has had nothing to do with the phrase "Thank you"

{{Thieves}}{{Hunters}}{{TSS}}{{Elf}}{{Sun Cleric}}{{Wizard}}{{Coestar}}
[[Category: Characters]]
[[Category: Elves]]
[[Category: Sun Clerics]]
[[Category: Living]]

Dave

2015-09-27T14:25:50Z

82.146.65.164: /* Treasures */

{{Charbox
|image= File:Dave RadioactiveK.png
|name= Davey 'Dave' Davidson
|race= [[Elf]]
|sub race= [[Spellblade]]
|class= <br>
*[[Sun Cleric]] ([[Roamin's Band of Thieves]], [[Porc Hunters]])
*[[Wizard]] ([[The Sunswords]])
|gender= Male
|stamina= 26 (The Sunswords)
|first= Roamin's Band of Thieves
|affiliation= [[Sunblades]]
|ability= <br> '''Roamin's Band of Thieves, Porc Hunters'''
* [[Holy Light]]
'''The Sunswords'''
* [[Fireball]]
* [[Ice Blast]]
* [[Arcane Missiles]]
* [[Blessing of Strength]] ([[Paladin]])
* [[Divine Intervention]] ([[Paladin]])
|equipment= <br> '''Roamin's Band of Thieves, Porc Hunters'''
*Summoning Horn
'''The Sunswords'''
* [[Believer Stone]]
* [[Studded Armor]]
|relative= Unknown
|status= Alive
|actor= <br> [[Rob]] (Roamin's Band of Thieves, Porc Hunters)
[[Coestar]] (The Sunswords)
|gold=2000
}}
<div class="font-size: small; margin-top:0.5em; margin-left:0.8em;" style="font-size:11px;">
''Not to be confused with the generic name that Theta Squad gives to [[Elf|Elves]].''
</div>

'''Captain Davey 'Dave' Davidson the Sun Cleric''' is a fan fiction book writer, and was/is a member of [[Gwyneth Sunsword|Gwyneth Sunsword's]] faction of Sun Cleric Elves and Sunblades.

__TOC__
==Characteristics==
===Appearance===
Dave is a male Elf with a thin figure, long white hair, and violet eyes. Dave wears a blue long sleeve, v-neck jumper, with black greeves, black belt and black boots. He has white bandages around his upper left thigh and a light blue cape that ends just above his rear. He often carries around a brown book that he constantly writes in with a golden quill for his various stories.

===Personality===
Dave is friendly towards pretty much everyone, with the exception of those who he sees looking down on his fan-fiction books, which he is very protective of. He is one of the only adventurers on [[The Sunswords]] quest to not be Gwyneth's boyfriend, ex-boyfriend or wanna-be-boyfriend. As such, he often plays a peace-making role, especially when he gains control of the [[Leader's Heartoak Staff]], enabling him to control what the leader of the group feels. He, however, does not use it to better his own position and generally does what is best for the group as he sees it. <p>
Dave believes in teamwork and in following rules. He is generally a sensible elf, pointing out the absurdity of the actions of others, such as Ca-Rell's promotions based on victory over a group of mere goblins and Xavius's using an unconscious body as a meatshield.
Dave appears to be a very capable fighter in [[The Sunswords]]. Despite his low health, he manages to deal lots of damage with his wizarding spells, single-handedly fighting off most of a Porc attack force.
==Relationship==
===[[Ca-Rell]]===

===[[Elmar]]===

===[[Squinks]]===

===[[Rufio]]===

===[[Gwyneth Sunsword|Gwyneth]]===

===[[Kallark]]===

===[[Xavius]]===

===[[Bob]]===

===[[Phineas Barringster]]===

==Powers and Abilities==
===Passives===
*[[Elf#Elf|Master of Magic]]
*[[Elf#Spellblade|Spellblade]]
===Wizard Abilities===
*[[Fireball]]
*[[Ice Blast]]
*[[Arcane Missiles]]
===Paladin Abilities===
*[[Blessing of Strength]]
*[[Divine Intervention]]
*[[Holy Light]]

==Belongings==
===Current===
====Treasures====
* [[Leader's Heartoak Staff]]: Personally destroyed it.
* [[Dragonskin Bow]]
* [[Believers Stone]] x2

====Items====
====Accessories====
*[[Boyfriend Quest]]: Written & Created the book

==History==

===[[Sunswords]]===
Dave was played by [[Coestar]] in the [[Sunswords]] campaign. During the group's mission to the [[Silver Mine Mountains]], Dave is working on a novel titled '[[Boyfriend Quest]]' that he plans to later share on the [[Magic Forums]].

===[[Roamin's Band of Thieves]]===
Dave first appeared in the [[Sun Cleric]] town among [[Gwyneth Sunsword | Gwyneth]] and other Sun Clerics. [[Squinks]], currently disguised as a young elven girl, happened upon them. Squinks decided to back-stab his party, revealing that several [[Gnome | Gnomes]] were in the [[Monkey Fish | Monkey Fish King]] cave. Dave was left in charge of the false girl, while the others went to search the cave.

Squinks attempted to edge Dave to go help his fellow elves search, but Dave was very firm in his orders. Squinks resorted to casting ''Charm'' on Dave, enlisting him to help. The charmed Dave then helped his new temporary master to hide in the town's jail and would assist at a later time to break him out.

This plan would not last, as the Charm broke, causing Dave to leave Squinks in the jail and join his fellow elves in the final battle against the gnomes.

===[[Porc Hunters]]===
Dave appeared as an ally to the protagonists of this campaign, the [[Theta Squad]], one of whom was his old pal from college [[Chilly Wizzy]]. They helped him defeat [[Chimera]], a captured [[Kobold]] who had escaped via the donation goal: Unnatural Critical. Afterwards he gave their leader, [[Ca-Rell|Captain Ca-Rell]], four [[Treasures]] as a reward for assisting in the recapture of Chimera. Shortly after he left with his prisoner and the rest of his elven companions.

== Fate ==
Due to the timeline being unclear at this point in time there are two possibilities for what Dave is doing now. Either Dave is currently working in the elven army as a captain, or Dave is working for [[Gwyneth Sunsword]] as a Sun Cleric helper/protector.

== Trivia ==
* Dave is the first NPC to be played by a player.
* Dave is currently tied for the most reoccurring character with [[Nisovin]] and [[Phineas]]
* Dave is the first character that [[Coestar]] has played that has had nothing to do with the phrase "Thank you"

{{Thieves}}{{Hunters}}{{TSS}}{{Elf}}{{Sun Cleric}}{{Wizard}}{{Coestar}}
[[Category: Characters]]
[[Category: Elves]]
[[Category: Sun Clerics]]
[[Category: Living]]

Dave

2015-09-27T14:25:10Z

82.146.65.164: /* Treasures */

{{Charbox
|image= File:Dave RadioactiveK.png
|name= Davey 'Dave' Davidson
|race= [[Elf]]
|sub race= [[Spellblade]]
|class= <br>
*[[Sun Cleric]] ([[Roamin's Band of Thieves]], [[Porc Hunters]])
*[[Wizard]] ([[The Sunswords]])
|gender= Male
|stamina= 26 (The Sunswords)
|first= Roamin's Band of Thieves
|affiliation= [[Sunblades]]
|ability= <br> '''Roamin's Band of Thieves, Porc Hunters'''
* [[Holy Light]]
'''The Sunswords'''
* [[Fireball]]
* [[Ice Blast]]
* [[Arcane Missiles]]
* [[Blessing of Strength]] ([[Paladin]])
* [[Divine Intervention]] ([[Paladin]])
|equipment= <br> '''Roamin's Band of Thieves, Porc Hunters'''
*Summoning Horn
'''The Sunswords'''
* [[Believer Stone]]
* [[Studded Armor]]
|relative= Unknown
|status= Alive
|actor= <br> [[Rob]] (Roamin's Band of Thieves, Porc Hunters)
[[Coestar]] (The Sunswords)
|gold=2000
}}
<div class="font-size: small; margin-top:0.5em; margin-left:0.8em;" style="font-size:11px;">
''Not to be confused with the generic name that Theta Squad gives to [[Elf|Elves]].''
</div>

'''Captain Davey 'Dave' Davidson the Sun Cleric''' is a fan fiction book writer, and was/is a member of [[Gwyneth Sunsword|Gwyneth Sunsword's]] faction of Sun Cleric Elves and Sunblades.

__TOC__
==Characteristics==
===Appearance===
Dave is a male Elf with a thin figure, long white hair, and violet eyes. Dave wears a blue long sleeve, v-neck jumper, with black greeves, black belt and black boots. He has white bandages around his upper left thigh and a light blue cape that ends just above his rear. He often carries around a brown book that he constantly writes in with a golden quill for his various stories.

===Personality===
Dave is friendly towards pretty much everyone, with the exception of those who he sees looking down on his fan-fiction books, which he is very protective of. He is one of the only adventurers on [[The Sunswords]] quest to not be Gwyneth's boyfriend, ex-boyfriend or wanna-be-boyfriend. As such, he often plays a peace-making role, especially when he gains control of the [[Leader's Heartoak Staff]], enabling him to control what the leader of the group feels. He, however, does not use it to better his own position and generally does what is best for the group as he sees it. <p>
Dave believes in teamwork and in following rules. He is generally a sensible elf, pointing out the absurdity of the actions of others, such as Ca-Rell's promotions based on victory over a group of mere goblins and Xavius's using an unconscious body as a meatshield.
Dave appears to be a very capable fighter in [[The Sunswords]]. Despite his low health, he manages to deal lots of damage with his wizarding spells, single-handedly fighting off most of a Porc attack force.
==Relationship==
===[[Ca-Rell]]===

===[[Elmar]]===

===[[Squinks]]===

===[[Rufio]]===

===[[Gwyneth Sunsword|Gwyneth]]===

===[[Kallark]]===

===[[Xavius]]===

===[[Bob]]===

===[[Phineas Barringster]]===

==Powers and Abilities==
===Passives===
*[[Elf#Elf|Master of Magic]]
*[[Elf#Spellblade|Spellblade]]
===Wizard Abilities===
*[[Fireball]]
*[[Ice Blast]]
*[[Arcane Missiles]]
===Paladin Abilities===
*[[Blessing of Strength]]
*[[Divine Intervention]]
*[[Holy Light]]

==Belongings==
===Current===
====Treasures====
[[Leader's Heartoak Staff]]: Personally destroyed it.
[[Dragonskin Bow]]
[[Believers Stone]] x2

====Items====
====Accessories====
*[[Boyfriend Quest]]: Written & Created the book

==History==

===[[Sunswords]]===
Dave was played by [[Coestar]] in the [[Sunswords]] campaign. During the group's mission to the [[Silver Mine Mountains]], Dave is working on a novel titled '[[Boyfriend Quest]]' that he plans to later share on the [[Magic Forums]].

===[[Roamin's Band of Thieves]]===
Dave first appeared in the [[Sun Cleric]] town among [[Gwyneth Sunsword | Gwyneth]] and other Sun Clerics. [[Squinks]], currently disguised as a young elven girl, happened upon them. Squinks decided to back-stab his party, revealing that several [[Gnome | Gnomes]] were in the [[Monkey Fish | Monkey Fish King]] cave. Dave was left in charge of the false girl, while the others went to search the cave.

Squinks attempted to edge Dave to go help his fellow elves search, but Dave was very firm in his orders. Squinks resorted to casting ''Charm'' on Dave, enlisting him to help. The charmed Dave then helped his new temporary master to hide in the town's jail and would assist at a later time to break him out.

This plan would not last, as the Charm broke, causing Dave to leave Squinks in the jail and join his fellow elves in the final battle against the gnomes.

===[[Porc Hunters]]===
Dave appeared as an ally to the protagonists of this campaign, the [[Theta Squad]], one of whom was his old pal from college [[Chilly Wizzy]]. They helped him defeat [[Chimera]], a captured [[Kobold]] who had escaped via the donation goal: Unnatural Critical. Afterwards he gave their leader, [[Ca-Rell|Captain Ca-Rell]], four [[Treasures]] as a reward for assisting in the recapture of Chimera. Shortly after he left with his prisoner and the rest of his elven companions.

== Fate ==
Due to the timeline being unclear at this point in time there are two possibilities for what Dave is doing now. Either Dave is currently working in the elven army as a captain, or Dave is working for [[Gwyneth Sunsword]] as a Sun Cleric helper/protector.

== Trivia ==
* Dave is the first NPC to be played by a player.
* Dave is currently tied for the most reoccurring character with [[Nisovin]] and [[Phineas]]
* Dave is the first character that [[Coestar]] has played that has had nothing to do with the phrase "Thank you"

{{Thieves}}{{Hunters}}{{TSS}}{{Elf}}{{Sun Cleric}}{{Wizard}}{{Coestar}}
[[Category: Characters]]
[[Category: Elves]]
[[Category: Sun Clerics]]
[[Category: Living]]

Elf

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{{Mobbox
|image= File:Spellblade.png
|race= Elves
|stamina= 15
|affiliation= Elves
|ability= Master of Magic
|equipment= Daggers
|weakness= Unknown
|hostile= Unknown
|talk= Yes
|first= Roamin's Band of Thieves
}}
'''Elves''' are a species briefly introduced in [[The Nuren Campaign]] and further elaborated upon during the [[Roamin's Band of Thieves]] campaign. The first time players were able to have elf as their class was in the campaign [[Porc Hunters]] where the entire crew were elves.
__TOC__
== Description ==
Elves are much taller than [[Dwarf|Dwarves]] or [[Gnome|Gnomes]] and possess an impressive affinity for magic. Because of this, Elves can use two additional spell abilities from other classes as their own. They have a culture around the sun that some Spellblade elves are associated with. It is unknown if they sleep or not as there are claims they do not sleep, but meditate instead. However these stories are uncorroborated and may be untrue. However, Elves are able to fall into an unconscious state that resembles sleep. Elves bury their dead by sprinkling small amounts of dirt over the corpses ([[Jar of Elven Brown Sand]]).

== Race Cards ==

{{Card Sheet/Race
|racename=Elf
|raceab=Master of Magic
|racedesc=You may choose two additional abilities from another class as long as they are spell abilities.
|raceimg=File:Elf_Master_of_Magic.png
|name1=Noble Born
|ab1=Melding Magic
|desc1=Any time an ally rolls a Critical after using an ability, you may use a spell ability even if it is not your turn.
|img1=File:Noble_Born_Melding_Magic.png
|name2=Spellblade
|ab2=Spellblade
|desc2=After casting a spell ability, you may also use a melee range attack on an adjacent target.
|img2=File:Spellblade_Spellblade.png
|name3=Dwelf
|ab3=Rune Keeper
|desc3=The first time an attack or ability would knock you unconscious, you may negate the attack, regain 7 stamina, and cast each of your spells once without cost.
|img3=File:Dwelf_Rune_Keeper.png
}}

== Abilities ==
===Spell of Bearding===
Most of the man elves use this spell grow beards to Attract certain female elves.

== Notable Elves ==
Noble Born:
* [[Templeton Barringster]]
* [[Denada]]
* [[Phineas Barringster]]
* [[Ladyir#|Young Ladyir]]
* [[Pattenborrow Threecircle]]
Spellblade:
* [[Gwyneth Sunsword]]
* [[Dave]]
* [[Ca-Rell]]
* [[Khn'n-Rell]]
* [[Elmar]]
* [[Xavius]]
* [[Rick Snot]]
* [[Virgo Sunsword]]
Dwelf:
* [[Kallark]]
Gobolfs:
* [[No Name]]
Unknown:

== Trivia ==
* Elves can breed with both [[Dwarf#|Dwarves]] and [[Goblin#|Goblins]], creating [[Dwelf#|Dwelves]] and [[Goblin#Trivia|Gobolfs]].

{{Races}}{{Elf}}{{Thieves}}{{Hunters}}
[[Category: Cards]]
[[Category: Elves| ]]
[[Category: Race]]

Pattenborrow Threecircle

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{{Stub}}
{{Charbox
|image= File:Pattenborrow RadioactiveK.png
|name= Pattenborrow Threecircle
|race= [[Elf]]
|sub race= [[Nobleborn]]
|class= [[Paladin]]
|stamina= Unknown
|gender= Male
|actor= [[Rob]]
|first= The Many Gobos of Pat
|affiliation= <br>
* Currently: His Family
* Formerly: Paladin's Guild
|ability= <br>
*[[Divine Intervention]]
*[[Holy Light]]
*[[Blessing of Strength]]
*[[Arcane Beam]]
*[[Arcane Missiles]]
|equipment= None
|relative= <br>
Adopted Family
* [[Warren]] (Son)
* [[Terrence]] (Son)
* [[Dankie]] (Son)
* [[Desnuttes]] (Son/Vessel)
* [[Pryor]]
* [[Madelyne]] (Daughter)
Old Family (deceased)
* Unnamed Wife
* Unnamed Daughter
* Unnamed Son
|alias= Pat, Dad, Cool Dad
|status= A Spirit in Desnuttes
}}
{| style="background-color:transparent;"
|style=width:50%|
|style=width:50%|
|-
|'''"I Don't Think So!"
|-
|colspan="2"|<div style="text-align:center"><small>— Pattenborrow Threecircle</small></div>
|
|}
'''Pattenborrow Threecircle''' is a [[Paladin]] [[Elf]] that adopted 6 Goblins and raised them as his own in [[The Many Gobos of Pat]] campaign.

__TOC__
=Characteristics=
==Appearance==

==Personality==

==Relationships==

===[[Warren]]===

===[[Terrence]]===

===[[Dankie]]===

===[[Desnuttes]]===

===[[Pryor]]===

===[[Madelyne]]===

===[[Medusa]]===

===[[Willis]]===

==Notable Attributes==

=Powers & Abilities=
===Passives===
* [[Elf#Elf|Master of Magic]]
* [[Elf#Spellblade|Spellblade]]
* [[Blessing of Strength]]

===Paladin Abilities===
* [[Holy Light]]
* [[Divine Intervention]]
* [[Honor Chains]]

===Wizard Abilities===
* [[Arcane Beam]]
* [[Arcane Missiles]]

=Belongings=
==Treasures==

Sorcerer's Stone[[https://urlivewiki.com/wiki/Treasures#Sorcerer.27s_Stone]]

Threecircle's Mace[[https://urlivewiki.com/wiki/Treasures#Threecircle.27s_Mace]]

==Items==

==Accessories==

=History=
==Background==
Pattenborrow was once a member of the Paladin Order along with many others and had a loving wife, daughter and son. However once the Medusa took control over the minds of the dwarven Paladins, Pattenborrow's family died in a horrible fire while he was being hunted. Some time later he happened across a group of homeless goblins, [[Warren]], [[Terrence]], [[Desnuttes]], [[Dankie]], [[Madelyne]] and [[Pryor]]. With his initial hatred for the race gone, he decided to adopt them and create a new family.

==[[The Many Gobos of Pat]]==
Many years have passed since the adoption of Pat's new family, and Pat has taken to liking Desnuttes above the rest of his family. Often meditating and giving him personal training in secret. On the anniversary of the adoption, Pat gathered his family around and gave them each gifts. Gifting Madelyne a new Blunderbuss, Pryor a hug, Warren a claim to his special mace, and Dankie a Crystal Flatscreen. Pat left Dankie to play with his new present, while he meditated with Desnuttes. But while this happened, Pat had forgotten about the magical cookies that had been baking in the oven for Warren and Terrence, leaving them to burn in the oven. He came back down to see what he believed to be dwarven smut on the Crystal Flatscreen (which was actually [[Bumbley|K-4]]), and became furious, cancelling the rest of the presents and festivities.

==Fate==
After his home was broken into by dwarves, he was beheaded and killed by them. Pattenborrow's spirit fused with Desnuttes' as a result of the latter breaking the necklace he was given in his hand.

=Trivia=

{{MGP}}{{Elf}}{{Paladin}}
[[Category: Wizards]]
[[Category: NPC]]
[[Category: Deceased]]
[[Category: Father]]

Kinney Boots

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{{Charbox
|image= File:Kinney RadioactiveK.png
|name= Kinney Boots
|race= [[Kobold]]
|sub race= [[Kobold#Seaswagger|Seaswagger]]
|class= [[Swashbuckler]]
|stamina= 29
|gender= Female
|actor= [[Deadbones]]
|first= The Jewel of the Dingo Isles
|affiliation= [[Crew of the Bocoe|Crewmember of the ''Bocoe'']]
|ability=<br>
* [[Swashbuckler#Lunge|Lunge]]
* [[Swashbuckler#Swish Swash|Swish Swash]]
* [[Swashbuckler#Buckle Buddy|Buckle Buddy]]
|equipment= <br>
* [[Flintlock Pistol]] (x2)
* [[Lieutenant Surge]]
* [[Winter Coat of Protection]]
* [[Freeboot Coat]] (x2)
* [[Items#Consumables#Rejuvination Potion|Rejuvination Potion]]
|relative= <br>
*Cousin: [[Jo Krysstal]]
|alias= Skinny
|status= Alive
|gold=0
}}
{| style="background-color:transparent;"
|style=width:50%|
|style=width:50%|
|-
|'''"Buckle Buddies!"
|-
|colspan="2"|<div style="text-align:center"><small>— Kinney Boots</small></div>
|
|}

'''Kinney Boots''' is a [[Kobold#Seaswagger|Seaswagger Kobold]] [[Swashbuckler]], played by [[Deadbones]]. She is part of [[Merci | Captain Merci's]] crew on the [[Bocoe]] during [[The Jewel of the Dingo Isles]] campaign, in charge of the starboard side cannons of the Bocoe.

__TOC__
==Characteristics==
===Appearance===
Kinney Boots is a female Kobold with grey rock-like fur, a voluptuous figure and red eyes. She wears a light purple corset that reveals her midriff, black shorts, black wrapping around her calves up to her toes, and a long dark purple coat that was slightly damaged along the bottom of the coat. She accessorized with a small golden [[Paladin]] Ankh earring in her right ear and a large brown belt with two large pouches and a large golden belt buckle.

===Personality===
She likes to kill people, giving her a vibe of bloodlust. She won't hesitate when the option to kill comes up. Despite this grim characteristic, Kinney is generally charming, always with a smile on her face and appears to be permanently ecstatic, especially when she kills.
She has a sense of humour and often speaks ironically, allowing herself to make snide remarks about the extensive length of Captain Merci's sleep.
While very cautious about her life (Knowing that she can't swim, she buckles herself to Merci, who is an excellent swimmer), she forgets all reason and care when blinded by rage and bloodlust, causing her to forget everything and focus on destroying her enemies. In this state, she appears more than willing to hurt herself to deal extra damage to the opponent.
Speaks in some URealms version of French.

==Relationships==

===Captain Merci===
Kinney shows a lot of affection towards her Captain during the voyage to recover the Jewel of the Dingo Isles and spends a large portion of combat during the campaign buckled to Merci (happily remarking: 'Buckle Buddies!'). She also appears very touched when Merci calls her 'Skinny Boots'. She remarks that she is indeed very slim and thanks the Captain for noticing. She is, however, often disgusted by Merci's Porc habits, such as vomiting food and lactating at will.
Merci seems to value Kinney's advice and takes it often, perhaps trusting it more than that of his first mate. Among Kinney's suggestions are to put cannonballs into the cannons, before firing them with fish yogurt, as well as suggesting they 'just go and [they] kill [the harpies]'.

===Ol' Jo Krysstal===
Kinney has a bond with her cousin and generally sticks around him outside of combat, especially as the two are both assigned to managing the cannons. However, Kinney seems more than happy to delegate less enjoyable tasks, such as helping Octivias lactate or testing the fish soup, to Jo without consulting him.
She also blames Jo for bringing her onto a Porc ship, when Jakelad the Bard sings his first variation of 'Fuck the Kobolds'.

===McCoy===
Kinney has little respect for the first mate, calling him 'Monsieur Piggy' under her breath on a few occasions. She appears disgusted by his Porc habits, such as vomiting fish yogurt eaten earlier.

===Octivias===
Kinney has little to no attachment to the ship's cook and has only contempt for his food. When Octivias was drowning overboard the ship, Kinney complained loudly against Merci diving in to save him (thus putting her at risk of being pulled into the sea, buckled to her Captain). Later on, when given the chance of saving Octivias, who is about to fly overboard, Kinney chooses instead to spit at the corpse of Jakelad to sate her bloodlust.

===Jakelad===
Kinney soon develops a fierce hatred for the ship's bard, very much due to his new song 'Fuck the Kobolds'. She swears to Jo Krysstal, that Jakelad will be the first to die. As such, she appears euphoric when Jakelad turns mutinous, thus giving her a chance to take revenge. She sings her own variation of 'Fuck the Kobolds' as she lands the first attack on the Bard: 'Fuck the Porc Bard; Slap him in the face.'
Her hatred and bloodlust are so strong, that she chases Jakelad onto the deck, despite the danger the Behemoth poses, and makes sure he dies, singing: 'Killing the Porc Bard; killing the Porc Bard' as she smashes his skull.

==Notable Attributes==
Kinnie is very skilled in combat.
Despite being a sea-faring pirate, Kinney has no swimming ability whatsoever.

==Powers & Abilities==
===Passives===
*[[Kobold#Kobold|Fortunately Unfortunate]]
*[[Kobold#Seaswagger|Luck of the Sea]]
*[[Kobold#Immunity to Rabies|Immunity to Rabies]]

===Swashbuckler Abilities===
*[[Lunge]]
*[[Swish Swash]]
*[[Buckle Buddy]]

==Belongings==
===Treasures===
* [[Treasures#Lieutenant_Surge | Lieutenant Surge]]
* [[Treasures#Winter Coat of Protection | Winter Coat of Protection]]: Took it from [[Jakelad]]

===Items===
* [[Items#Cutlass | Cutlass]]
* [[Items#Flintlock_Pistol | Flintlock Pistol (x2)]]
* [[Items#Freeboot_Coat | Freeboot Coat (x2)]]
* [[Items#Rejuvenation_Potion | Rejuvenation Potion]]

===Accessories===
* [[Accessories#Coral_Comb | Coral Comb]]
* [[Accessories#Glass_Vial | Glass Vial (Contains Posion)]]
* [[Accessories#Ankh_of_the_Paladin_Order | Ankh of the Paladin Order (Earing)]]
* [[Accessories#Dvergr_Rope | Dvergr Rope]]: Took it from [[Jakelad]]

==History==
===Background===
Kinney Boots, at an undetermined point in time, either obtained the magical mace [[Lieutenant Surge]] from the Elven leader of a band of [[Porc|porcs]], [[Ca-Rell]], or lost it in the water, allowing Ca-Rell to find it later on.

Kinney Boots had joined the crew of the ''[[Bocoe]]'' with her cousin, [[Jo Krysstal]], for the job [[Nisovin]] gave them. She is known to slack off and sleep around a lot, possibly because she always carries a bottle of liquor on her.

===[[The Jewel of the Dingo Isles]]===
Kinney proves her worth when the [[Bocoe]] is attacked by a flock of [[Harpies]], and she uses Lieutenant Surge against them. She also finds a new bottle of liquor, [[Winechestors Finest]], that has no negative side effects. This increases her dependence on alcohol, probably to try to get over the traumatic event of almost drowning. Kinney's bloodlust then begins to show, and she does not hesitate in killing [[Jakelad]] when he reveals himself as a member of the Bone Cult when [[Colin the Behemoth|the Behemoth]] arises. She hunts him down and crushes his skull with her mace, satisfying her harbored hatred for him. While relishing the kill, she lets [[Octivias]] go flying off the edge to drown to death, but drops her bottle of Winchestors Finest overboard when spitting on Jakelad's corpse. This creates some tension between her and the others, but eventually Kinney reveals her soft side when Pot Puppies are in danger of being engulfed in flames. She strangely decides to take only the better two of the three dogs, leaving the last one with a limp behind with no regrets. Later on Jo Krysstal, while grappling onto Kinney, rips off her freeboot coat and finds that Kinney never actually lost her bottle of Winchestors Finest, but had it in her coat all along. She had actually lost a different bottle of wine.

After escaping the grill of death, and becoming lifelong friends with her "Buckle Puppy", Kinney leaves after [[McCoy]] retrieves the gem with the crew and sets off to return it to [[Nisovin]].

===Fate===
After the events of the campaign, the Bocoe decides to hire new crew mates. However, [[Merci#|Captain Merci]] hired the [[Goblin#|Goblins]], [[Marco]] and [[Polo]], and the [[Elf#|Elves]], [[Ladyir#|Young Ladyir]] and [[Rick Snot]]. As she despises Goblins and Elves, she left the group. It is unknown where she is now.

==Trivia==
* Kinney Boots had never learned to swim and has an extreme fear of the water. She shares this characteristic with her crewmate, [[Octivias]].
* Deadbones played Kinney with an accent that was a fusion of French and German.
* Kinney harbors a burning hatred for [[Jakelad]] due to his choice of songs that insult [[Kobold|kobolds]].
* She has a soft spot for Pot Puppies.
* She's an extreme sadist.
* In keeping with Deadbones' naming convention of Marvel Characters, Kinney Boots is a reference to [http://marvel.wikia.com/Laura_Kinney_(Earth-616) Laura Kinney], otherwise known as X-23. The surname 'Boots' comes from [http://shantae.wikia.com/wiki/Risky_Boots Risky Boots] from the Shantae series of games.
**Kinney shares her bloodlust with X-23, and her Pirating ways with Risky Boots. [https://twitter.com/DeadBones5/status/612128276354596864]
* Kinney Boots hates [[Goblin#|Goblins]] and [[Elf#|Elves]], and finds both races repulsive.

{{Pirates}}
{{TNC}}
{{Kobold}}
{{Swashbuckler}}
{{Deadbones}}
[[Category: Characters]]
[[Category: Swashbucklers]]

Kinney Boots

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{{Charbox
|image= File:Kinney RadioactiveK.png
|name= Kinney Boots
|race= [[Kobold]]
|sub race= [[Kobold#Seaswagger|Seaswagger]]
|class= [[Swashbuckler]]
|stamina= 29
|gender= Female
|actor= [[Deadbones]]
|first= The Jewel of the Dingo Isles
|affiliation= [[Crew of the Bocoe|Crewmember of the ''Bocoe'']]
|ability=<br>
* [[Swashbuckler#Lunge|Lunge]]
* [[Swashbuckler#Swish Swash|Swish Swash]]
* [[Swashbuckler#Buckle Buddy|Buckle Buddy]]
|equipment= <br>
* [[Flintlock Pistol]] (x2)
* [[Lieutenant Surge]]
* [[Winter Coat of Protection]]
* [[Freeboot Coat]] (x2)
* [[Items#Consumables#Rejuvination Potion|Rejuvination Potion]]
|relative= <br>
*Cousin: [[Jo Krysstal]]
|alias= Skinny
|status= Alive
|gold=0
}}
{| style="background-color:transparent;"
|style=width:50%|
|style=width:50%|
|-
|'''"Buckle Buddies!"
|-
|colspan="2"|<div style="text-align:center"><small>— Kinney Boots</small></div>
|
|}

'''Kinney Boots''' is a [[Kobold#Seaswagger|Seaswagger Kobold]] [[Swashbuckler]], played by [[Deadbones]]. She is part of [[Merci | Captain Merci's]] crew on the [[Bocoe]] during [[The Jewel of the Dingo Isles]] campaign, in charge of the starboard side cannons of the Bocoe.

__TOC__
==Characteristics==
===Appearance===
Kinney Boots is a female Kobold with grey rock-like fur, a voluptuous figure and red eyes. She wears a light purple corset that reveals her midriff, black shorts, black wrapping around her calves up to her toes, and a long dark purple coat that was slightly damaged along the bottom of the coat. She accessorized with a small golden [[Paladin]] Ankh earring in her right ear and a large brown belt with two large pouches and a large golden belt buckle.

===Personality===
She likes to kill people, giving her a vibe of bloodlust. She won't hesitate when the option to kill comes up. Despite this grim characteristic, Kinney is generally charming, always with a smile on her face and appears to be permanently ecstatic, especially when she kills.
She has a sense of humour and often speaks ironically, allowing herself to make snide remarks about the extensive length of Captain Merci's sleep.
While very cautious about her life (Knowing that she can't swim, she buckles herself to Merci, who is an excellent swimmer), she forgets all reason and care when blinded by rage and bloodlust, causing her to forget everything and focus on destroying her enemies. In this state, she appears more than willing to hurt herself to deal extra damage to the opponent.
Speaks in some URealms version of French.

==Relationships==

===Captain Merci===
Kinney shows a lot of affection towards her Captain during the voyage to recover the Jewel of the Dingo Isles and spends a large portion of combat during the campaign buckled to Merci (happily remarking: 'Buckle Buddies!'). She also appears very touched when Merci calls her 'Skinny Boots'. She remarks that she is indeed very slim and thanks the Captain for noticing. She is, however, often disgusted by Merci's Porc habits, such as vomiting food and lactating at will.
Merci seems to value Kinney's advice and takes it often, perhaps trusting it more than that of his first mate. Among Kinney's suggestions are to put cannonballs into the cannons, before firing them with fish yogurt, as well as suggesting they 'just go and [they] kill [the harpies]'.

===Ol' Jo Krysstal===
Kinney has a bond with her cousin and generally sticks around him outside of combat, especially as the two are both assigned to managing the cannons. However, Kinney seems more than happy to delegate less enjoyable tasks, such as helping Octivias lactate or testing the fish soup, to Jo without consulting him.
She also blames Jo for bringing her onto a Porc ship, when Jakelad the Bard sings his first variation of 'Fuck the Kobolds'.

===McCoy===
Kinney has little respect for the first mate, calling him 'Monsieur Piggy' under her breath on a few occasions. She appears disgusted by his Porc habits, such as vomiting fish yogurt eaten earlier.

===Octivias===
Kinney has little to no attachment to the ship's cook and has only contempt for his food. When Octivias was drowning overboard the ship, Kinney complained loudly against Merci diving in to save him (thus putting her at risk of being pulled into the sea, buckled to her Captain). Later on, when given the chance of saving Octivias, who is about to fly overboard, Kinney chooses instead to spit at the corpse of Jakelad to sate her bloodlust.

===Jakelad===
Kinney soon develops a fierce hatred for the ship's bard, very much due to his new song 'Fuck the Kobolds'. She swears to Jo Krysstal, that Jakelad will be the first to die. As such, she appears euphoric when Jakelad turns mutinous, thus giving her a chance to take revenge. She sings her own variation of 'Fuck the Kobolds' as she lands the first attack on the Bard: 'Fuck the Porc Bard; Slap him in the face.'
Her hatred and bloodlust are so strong, that she chases Jakelad onto the deck, despite the danger the Behemoth poses, and makes sure he dies, singing: 'Killing the Porc Bard; killing the Porc Bard' as she smashes his skull.

==Notable Attributes==
Kinnie is very skilled in combat.
Despite being a sea-faring pirate, Kinney has no swimming ability whatsoever.

==Powers & Abilities==
===Passives===
*[[Kobold#Kobold|Fortunately Unfortunate]]
*[[Kobold#Seaswagger|Luck of the Sea]]
*[[Kobold#Immunity to Rabies|Immunity to Rabies]]

===Swashbuckler Abilities===
*[[Lunge]]
*[[Swish Swash]]
*[[Buckle Buddy]]

==Belongings==
===Treasures===
* [[Treasures#Lieutenant_Surge | Lieutenant Surge]]
* [[Treasures#Winter Coat of Protection | Winter Coat of Protection]]: Took it from [[Jakelad]]

===Items===
* [[Items#Cutlass | Cutlass]]
* [[Items#Flintlock_Pistol | Flintlock Pistol (x2)]]
* [[Items#Freeboot_Coat | Freeboot Coat (x2)]]
* [[Items#Rejuvenation_Potion | Rejuvenation Potion]]
* [[Items#Studded_Armor | Studded Armor]]: Took it from [[Jakelad]] (Was suppose to be [[Treasures#Winter Coat of Protection | Winter Coat of Protection]])

===Accessories===
* [[Accessories#Coral_Comb | Coral Comb]]
* [[Accessories#Glass_Vial | Glass Vial (Contains Posion)]]
* [[Accessories#Ankh_of_the_Paladin_Order | Ankh of the Paladin Order (Earing)]]
* [[Accessories#Dvergr_Rope | Dvergr Rope]]: Took it from [[Jakelad]]

==History==
===Background===
Kinney Boots, at an undetermined point in time, either obtained the magical mace [[Lieutenant Surge]] from the Elven leader of a band of [[Porc|porcs]], [[Ca-Rell]], or lost it in the water, allowing Ca-Rell to find it later on.

Kinney Boots had joined the crew of the ''[[Bocoe]]'' with her cousin, [[Jo Krysstal]], for the job [[Nisovin]] gave them. She is known to slack off and sleep around a lot, possibly because she always carries a bottle of liquor on her.

===[[The Jewel of the Dingo Isles]]===
Kinney proves her worth when the [[Bocoe]] is attacked by a flock of [[Harpies]], and she uses Lieutenant Surge against them. She also finds a new bottle of liquor, [[Winechestors Finest]], that has no negative side effects. This increases her dependence on alcohol, probably to try to get over the traumatic event of almost drowning. Kinney's bloodlust then begins to show, and she does not hesitate in killing [[Jakelad]] when he reveals himself as a member of the Bone Cult when [[Colin the Behemoth|the Behemoth]] arises. She hunts him down and crushes his skull with her mace, satisfying her harbored hatred for him. While relishing the kill, she lets [[Octivias]] go flying off the edge to drown to death, but drops her bottle of Winchestors Finest overboard when spitting on Jakelad's corpse. This creates some tension between her and the others, but eventually Kinney reveals her soft side when Pot Puppies are in danger of being engulfed in flames. She strangely decides to take only the better two of the three dogs, leaving the last one with a limp behind with no regrets. Later on Jo Krysstal, while grappling onto Kinney, rips off her freeboot coat and finds that Kinney never actually lost her bottle of Winchestors Finest, but had it in her coat all along. She had actually lost a different bottle of wine.

After escaping the grill of death, and becoming lifelong friends with her "Buckle Puppy", Kinney leaves after [[McCoy]] retrieves the gem with the crew and sets off to return it to [[Nisovin]].

===Fate===
After the events of the campaign, the Bocoe decides to hire new crew mates. However, [[Merci#|Captain Merci]] hired the [[Goblin#|Goblins]], [[Marco]] and [[Polo]], and the [[Elf#|Elves]], [[Ladyir#|Young Ladyir]] and [[Rick Snot]]. As she despises Goblins and Elves, she left the group. It is unknown where she is now.

==Trivia==
* Kinney Boots had never learned to swim and has an extreme fear of the water. She shares this characteristic with her crewmate, [[Octivias]].
* Deadbones played Kinney with an accent that was a fusion of French and German.
* Kinney harbors a burning hatred for [[Jakelad]] due to his choice of songs that insult [[Kobold|kobolds]].
* She has a soft spot for Pot Puppies.
* She's an extreme sadist.
* In keeping with Deadbones' naming convention of Marvel Characters, Kinney Boots is a reference to [http://marvel.wikia.com/Laura_Kinney_(Earth-616) Laura Kinney], otherwise known as X-23. The surname 'Boots' comes from [http://shantae.wikia.com/wiki/Risky_Boots Risky Boots] from the Shantae series of games.
**Kinney shares her bloodlust with X-23, and her Pirating ways with Risky Boots. [https://twitter.com/DeadBones5/status/612128276354596864]
* Kinney Boots hates [[Goblin#|Goblins]] and [[Elf#|Elves]], and finds both races repulsive.

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Pryor

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{{Charbox
|image= File:Pryor RadioactiveK.png
|name= Pryor
|race= [[Goblin]]
|sub race= [[Goblin#Greenskin_Goblin | Greenskin]]
|class= [[Monk]]
|stamina= 55 (shared stamina pool with [[Madelyne]])
|gender= Male
|actor= [[Deadbones]]
|first= The Many Gobos of Pat
|affiliation= [[List_of_Organizations#Pattenborrow's_Adopted_Family | His family]]
|ability= <br>
* [[Monk#Force_Pillar | Force Pillar]]
* [[Monk#Shift_Style_Punch | Shift Style Punch]]
* [[Monk#Spirit_Rush | Spirit Rush]]
|equipment= <br>
* [[Treasures#Dwarven_Runeblade | Dwarvern Runeblade]]
* [[Treasures#Ring_of_Fire | Ring of Fire]]
* [[Items#Plate_Armor | Plate Armor]]
* [[Accessories#Puffley.27s_Bottomless_Flask | Puffley's Bottomless Flask]]
|relative= <br>
* Unnamed Wife ''(deceased)''
* Daughter: [[Madelyne]]
* Adoptive Brother: [[Pattenborrow Threecircle]]
* Adoptive Nephews: [[Warren]], [[Terrence]], [[Desnuttes]], [[Dankie]] ''(deceased)''
|alias=
|status= Alive
|gold=0
}}
'''Pryor''' is a male [[Goblin#Greenskin| Greenskin Goblin]] [[Monk]] portrayed by [[Deadbones]] in [[The Many Gobos of Pat]] Campaign. He is the father of [[Madelyne]] and is known to drink. It is also known that he, due to his age, has a bad back.

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==Characteristics==
===Appearance===
Pryor is an elderly Greenskin Goblin, with a receding hairline, leaving a tuft of white or greying hair on the top of his head and a white beard that forms from muttonchops. He has thick, white eyebrows accenting his red, sunken eyes. He is fairly lanky in figure, but has a notable beer belly.

Pryor wears a white tank-top that is too small to cover his beer belly and purple shorts that stop just above his knees. He also wears light purple bandages around his forearms, likely for his role as a Monk. Interestingly, Pryor wears slippers styled after Kobolds, with one [[Philhipé|having an eyepatch.]]
===Personality===
Pryor is an alcoholic father who struggles to take care of his daughter [[Madelyne]]. He is somewhat violent, but not exceptionally. He is a sensible man most of the time and is very much an adult. He also really cares about his daughter, although he doesn't always know how to deal with her.

==Relationships==
===[[Madelyne]]===
She is the daughter of Pryor that he loves very much. Upon her mother's death, Pryor fell in a crippling depression and drank his problems away. This causes him to occasionally have a breakdown, explaining his grief to Madelyne. Madelyne usually responds with awkwardness but sometimes shares her father's sadness. Pryor and Madelyne became homeless sometime after her mother's death and Pryor had to steal stuff to support his daughter.

===Unnamed Wife===
Pryor had a wife who he cared for that died sometime in the past. After her death, Pryor broke his vows as a monk in deep grief and began drinking, completely destroying his life.

===[[Pattenborrow Threecircle]]===
Sometime after Pryor's wife died and Pryor's remaining family became homeless, Pattenborrow adopted Pryor's family to give them housing and support. Pryor thinks of Pat to be a brother.

==Notable Attributes==
==Powers & Abilities==
===Passives===
* [[Goblin#Goblin|Pure Greed]]
* [[Goblin#Greenskin|Speciesism]]
===Monk Abilities===
* [[Force Pillar]]
* [[Shift Style Punch]]
* [[Spirit Rush]]

==Belongings==
===Treasures===
* [[Treasures#Dwarven_Runeblade | Dwarvern Runeblade]]: Give it to Terrence
* [[Treasures#Ring_of_Fire | Ring of Fire]]: Wife's Belonging
* [[Windu Morning Star]]: Took it from Dankie
* Masterful Ruby: Applied to [[Force Pillar]]

===Items===
* [[Items#Plate_Armor | Plate Armor]]

===Accessories===
* [[Accessories#Puffley.27s_Bottomless_Flask | Puffley's Bottomless Flask]]: Pattenborrow's last year present

==History==
===Background===
Pryor was married to a Goblin woman and had a single daughter, [[Madelyne]]. At some point, his wife died of unknown causes, leading Pryor to become a drunk, often at odds with his daughter. Eventually they were taken in by [[Pattenborrow Threecircle]] with several other homeless goblins. Pryor likes Pat like a brother and acted like a distant uncle to the other goblins.

===[[The Many Gobos of Pat]]===

===Fate===

==Trivia==
*Pryor keeps with Deadbones' naming scheme of Marvel characters, refrencing [http://marvel.wikia.com/Madelyne_Pryor_(Earth-616) Madelyne Pryor]. [https://twitter.com/DeadBones5/status/612126351898845184]
*Pryor cameoed in [[The Sunswords]] campaign, as a transformation of the Meta Ytts.
*Pryor is the only [[Monk]] to not have a [[Nimbus]], as he was made in the time after nimbus was an ability and before it was a passive.
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[[Category: Father]]

Pryor

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{{Stub}}
{{Charbox
|image= File:Pryor RadioactiveK.png
|name= Pryor
|race= [[Goblin]]
|sub race= [[Goblin#Greenskin_Goblin | Greenskin]]
|class= [[Monk]]
|stamina= 55 (shared stamina pool with [[Madelyne]])
|gender= Male
|actor= [[Deadbones]]
|first= The Many Gobos of Pat
|affiliation= [[List_of_Organizations#Pattenborrow's_Adopted_Family | His family]]
|ability= <br>
* [[Monk#Force_Pillar | Force Pillar]]
* [[Monk#Shift_Style_Punch | Shift Style Punch]]
* [[Monk#Spirit_Rush | Spirit Rush]]
|equipment= <br>
* [[Treasures#Dwarven_Runeblade | Dwarvern Runeblade]]
* [[Treasures#Ring_of_Fire | Ring of Fire]]
* [[Items#Plate_Armor | Plate Armor]]
* [[Accessories#Puffley.27s_Bottomless_Flask | Puffley's Bottomless Flask]]
|relative= <br>
* Unnamed Wife ''(deceased)''
* Daughter: [[Madelyne]]
* Adoptive Brother: [[Pattenborrow Threecircle]]
* Adoptive Nephews: [[Warren]], [[Terrence]], [[Desnuttes]], [[Dankie]] ''(deceased)''
|alias=
|status= Alive
|gold=0
}}
'''Pryor''' is a male [[Goblin#Greenskin| Greenskin Goblin]] [[Monk]] portrayed by [[Deadbones]] in [[The Many Gobos of Pat]] Campaign. He is the father of [[Madelyne]] and is known to drink. It is also known that he, due to his age, has a bad back.

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==Characteristics==
===Appearance===
Pryor is an elderly Greenskin Goblin, with a receding hairline, leaving a tuft of white or greying hair on the top of his head and a white beard that forms from muttonchops. He has thick, white eyebrows accenting his red, sunken eyes. He is fairly lanky in figure, but has a notable beer belly.

Pryor wears a white tank-top that is too small to cover his beer belly and purple shorts that stop just above his knees. He also wears light purple bandages around his forearms, likely for his role as a Monk. Interestingly, Pryor wears slippers styled after Kobolds, with one [[Philhipé|having an eyepatch.]]
===Personality===
Pryor is an alcoholic father who struggles to take care of his daughter [[Madelyne]]. He is somewhat violent, but not exceptionally. He is a sensible man most of the time and is very much an adult. He also really cares about his daughter, although he doesn't always know how to deal with her.

==Relationships==
===[[Madelyne]]===
She is the daughter of Pryor that he loves very much. Upon her mother's death, Pryor fell in a crippling depression and drank his problems away. This causes him to occasionally have a breakdown, explaining his grief to Madelyne. Madelyne usually responds with awkwardness but sometimes shares her father's sadness. Pryor and Madelyne became homeless sometime after her mother's death and Pryor had to steal stuff to support his daughter.

===Unnamed Wife===
Pryor had a wife who he cared for that died sometime in the past. After her death, Pryor broke his vows as a monk in deep grief and began drinking, completely destroying his life.

===[[Pattenborrow Threecircle]]===
Sometime after Pryor's wife died and Pryor's remaining family became homeless, Pattenborrow adopted Pryor's family to give them housing and support. Pryor thinks of Pat to be a brother.

==Notable Attributes==
==Powers & Abilities==
===Passives===
* [[Goblin#Goblin|Pure Greed]]
* [[Goblin#Greenskin|Speciesism]]
===Monk Abilities===
* [[Force Pillar]]
* [[Shift Style Punch]]
* [[Spirit Rush]]

==Belongings==
===Treasures===
* [[Treasures#Dwarven_Runeblade | Dwarvern Runeblade]]: Give it to Terrence
* [[Treasures#Ring_of_Fire | Ring of Fire]]: Wife's Belonging
* [[Windu Morning Star]]: Took it from Dankie
* Masterful Ruby: Applied to [[Force Pillar]]
* [[Windu Morning Star]]

===Items===
* [[Items#Plate_Armor | Plate Armor]]

===Accessories===
* [[Accessories#Puffley.27s_Bottomless_Flask | Puffley's Bottomless Flask]]: Pattenborrow's last year present

==History==
===Background===
Pryor was married to a Goblin woman and had a single daughter, [[Madelyne]]. At some point, his wife died of unknown causes, leading Pryor to become a drunk, often at odds with his daughter. Eventually they were taken in by [[Pattenborrow Threecircle]] with several other homeless goblins. Pryor likes Pat like a brother and acted like a distant uncle to the other goblins.

===[[The Many Gobos of Pat]]===

===Fate===

==Trivia==
*Pryor keeps with Deadbones' naming scheme of Marvel characters, refrencing [http://marvel.wikia.com/Madelyne_Pryor_(Earth-616) Madelyne Pryor]. [https://twitter.com/DeadBones5/status/612126351898845184]
*Pryor cameoed in [[The Sunswords]] campaign, as a transformation of the Meta Ytts.
*Pryor is the only [[Monk]] to not have a [[Nimbus]], as he was made in the time after nimbus was an ability and before it was a passive.
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{{Monk}}
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[[Category: Father]]

Elmar Squishwitz

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{{Charbox
|image= File:Elmar RadioactiveK.png
|name= Elmar
|race= [[Elf]]
|sub race= [[Elf#Spellblade|Spellblade]]
|class= [[Wizard]]
|stamina= 37
|gender= Male
|actor= [[Justin]]
|first= Porc Hunters
|affiliation=[[Theta Squad]]
|ability= [[Fireball]], [[Blizzard]], [[Ice Blast]], [[Blink]], [[Lifedrain]]
|equipment= <br>
* [[Items#Cloth Robes|Cloth Robes (x2)]]
* [[Dulled Vopral Slayer]]
* [[Heartwall Locket]]
* [[Spellwall Armor]]
* [[Winter Coat of Protection]]
* [[Warp Blade]]
* [[Bladeturn]]
|relative=
Creation: [[Fire Spirit]] ''(dissolved)''
|alias= Chilly Wizzy
|status= Alive
|gold=3
}}

'''Corporal Captain Elmar''' (/ɛlmɑː/), also known as '''Chilly Wizzy''', is a male [[Elf#Spellblade|Spellblade]] [[Elf]] [[Wizard]] played by [[Justin]] that appears in the [[Porc Hunters]] campaign. He is a member of [[Theta Squad]] and was under the command of [[Ca-Rell|Captain Ca-Rell]] until the end of Porc Hunters. He fought alongside [[Templeton Barringster]] and [[DeNada]], charged with dealing with a hoard of [[Porcs]].

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==Characteristics==
===Appearance===
Elmar is a male Elf with a thin figure, brown hair and blue eyes. Elmar was known for wearing many coats with the first layer of coats was a grey, hooded coat. The second layer is a green coat with a larger hood, but shorter coat tails. The third and final level of coat is a blue, hoodless one that is lined with fur and has the Theta symbol (Ө) on the right arm and is adorned with a loose brown belt and golden buckle. Underneath his coats, Elmar wears brown pants and brown boots with green laces.

===Personality===
Elmar is an easy-going and friendly Elf. He gets along with everyone in the team and was the only squadron member to obey the captain's orders in the beginning. His laissez-faire attitude does have some drawbacks however, as he didn't seem to care about the [[Fire Spirit]] he accidentally created, the forest it burned down or the Elf he decapitated trying to defeat it.

He is loyal to his team mates, respects his captain's decisions and is not afraid of taking command, which caused him to be promoted to Corporal and eventually to succeed Ca-Rell as Captain of the Theta Squad.

Just like most Elves, he hates [[Goblins]] and laughed so hard at one's misfortune he promptly fell off a bridge. This did cause some issues, since Elmar has severe hydrophobia and cannot swim.

==Relationships==
===[[Ca-Rell]]===
Elmar holds much respect towards her for being the captain and always obeys her commands. This behavior caused him to be the first member of the Theta Squad to be promoted, and was later promoted again by her hand. They share a bond of mutual trust, which at the end caused him to be chosen by her as her replacement as Captain of the Theta Squad.

===[[DeNada]]===
Due to his easy-going attitude, he meshes well with DeNada. They often share some drinks together at the bar and consider themselves best buds. At the and of the mission, they went off together as part of the new Theta Squad with both of them sharing the feeling that this new team was going to be fun.

===[[Templeton Barringster VII]]===
Elmar and Templeton never really had any extensive relationship, viewing themselves mostly as co-workers. This neutral relationship remained until the end, although Elmar did his best to avoid much contact with Templeton.

===[[Phineas Barringster]]===
Elmar does care for the youth, as he was relieved that he didn't accidentally set him on fire with the [[Fire Spirit]], but never had any real relationship with him until the end. Now Phineas is his underling as part of the new Theta Squad.

===[[Fire Spirit]]===
Elmar felt responsible for creating this Elemental, and thus took it upon him to defeat it. He did have some attachment to his creation however, since it took him a while to decide that killing the Elemental was the right thing to do.

==Notable Attributes==
*Elmar cannot swim, as he suffers from hydrophobia.
*He is a champion of [[Chilly Willy]].
*While he possess the Fireball spell, he has trouble casting it and more often than not he will utterly fail.

==Powers & Abilities==
===Passives===
* [[Elf#Elf|Master of Magic]]
* [[Elf#Spellblade|Spellblade]]
===Wizard Abilities===
*[[Fireball]]
*[[Blizzard]]
*[[Ice Blast]]
===Cabalist Abilities===
*[[Lifedrain]]
===Sorcerer Abilities===
*[[Blink]]

==Belongings==
===Treasures===
* [[Treasures#Bladeturn|Bladeturn]]
* [[Treasures#Dulled Vopral Slayer|Dulled Vopral Slayer]]
* [[Treasures#Heartwall Locket|Heartwall Locket]]
* [[Treasures#Spellwall Armor|Spellwall Armor]]
** The Spellwall Armor had absorbed the spells [[Monk#Rolling Fog|Rolling Fog]] and [[Sorcerer#Ray of Frost|Ray of Frost]]. Only Ray of Frost was used.
* [[Treasures#Warp Blade|Warp Blade]]
* [[Treasures#Winter_Coat_of_Protection | Winter Coat of Protection]]

===Items===
* 3 Gold, 52 Silver: Elmar had looted 3 Gold and 52 Silver off of a decapitated Spellblade Elf.
* [[Items#Cloth Robes|Cloth Robes]]
* Handkerchief: Elmar had obtained a handkerchief that had the address and kiss mark of a "Cynthia."
* Red Leather Boots: Elmar had obtained a pair of red leather heeled boots with fur along the trim. They were too small for him, however.
===Accessories===
* N/A, accessories weren't introduced until [[The Many Gobos of Pat]] campaign.

===Lost Items===
* Cloth Robes: Elmar gave his second pair of Cloth Robes to [[Templeton Barringster VII|Templeton]].

==History==
===Background===

===[[Porc Hunters]]===
''The history of Elmar during the Porc Hunters campaign is viewable [[Porc Hunters#Plot Summary|here]].''

===Fate===
After the defeat of [[Porbo]], [[Ca-Rell]] became leader of the Porcs and left the leadership of [[Theta Squad]] to Elmar.

==Trivia==
*Justin got the name 'Elmar' from an online Random Elven Name Generator.
*Elmar had cameoed in the campaign [[The Sunswords]] as one of the transformations of the [[Ytt|Meta Ytts]].

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[[Category:Elves]]
[[Category:Wizards]]

Ladyir

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{{Spoilers}}
{{Charbox
|image= File:Url logo.png
|name= Ladyir
|race= [[Elf]]
|sub race= [[Elf#Noble Born|Noble Born]]
|class= [[Wizard]]
|stamina= 24
|gender= Male
|actor= [[Justin]]
|first= The New Crew
|affiliation= [[Crew of the Bocoe]]
|ability= <br>
* [[Blizzard]]
* [[Arcane Missiles]]
* [[Fireball]]
* [[Call Mjollnir]]
* [[Wind Blast]]
|equipment= <br>
* [[Studded Armor]]
* [[Wizard Monocle]]
* [[Oaken Staff]]
* [[Arcane Signet]]
* [[Pot Puppy Seeds]]
|relative=
|alias= Young Lady
|status= Alive (In the hands of the sunswords)
|gold= 0
}}

'''Young Ladyir''' is a [[Elf#Noble Born|Noble Born Elf]] [[Wizard]] played by [[Justin]] in [[The New Crew]] campaign. He is a young elf boy with dreams of becoming a proper Pirate Wizard.
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==Characteristics==
===Appearance===
Ladyier was a small Elf boy. Ladyier had his hand bitten off by [[Cain]].
===Personality===
Ladyier was a very frightful child, often reacting in fear over many things that had happen to him. He was also very stubborn in his want for a Pirate adventure, which caused him to believe that Cain would allow him to be a part of the ''[[Bocoe]]'' if he left his hand in his mouth.
===Relationships===

==Powers and Abilities==
===Passives===
* [[Elf#Elf|Master of Magic]]
* [[Elf#Noble Born|Melding Magic]]
* Kobold Rabies
===Wizard Abilities===
* [[Blizzard]]
* [[Arcane Missiles]]
* [[Fireball]]
===Thane Abilities===
* [[Call Mjollnir]]
===Theurgist Abilities===
* [[Wind Blast]]

==Belongings==
===Current===
====Treasures====
====Items====
* [[Wizard Monocle]]: Used on Fireball.
* [[Studded Armor]]
* [[Oaken Staff]]
* [[Arcane Signet]]
====Accessories====
* [[Pot Puppy Seeds]]
==History==
===Background===
===[[The New Crew]]===
===Fate===
==Trivia==

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{{Justin}}
[[Category:Living]]

Phineas Barringster

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{{Charbox
|image= File:Phineas RadioactiveK.png
|name= Phineas
|race= [[Elf]]
|sub race= [[Elf#Noble Born|Noble Born]]
|class= None, becomes a [[Cabalist]]
|stamina= Unknown
|gender= Male
|actor= [[Rob]]
|first= Porc Hunters
|affiliation=[[Templeton Barringster]]
|ability= <br>
*[[Wizard#Fireball|Fireball]]
*[[Cabalist#Blanket_Of_Darkness|Blanket of Darkness]]
|equipment= <br>
* [[Treasures#Blood Drinker|Blood Drinker]]
* [[Treasures#Warp Blade|Warp Blade]]
|alias=
|relative= <br>
* Godfather: [[Virgo Sunsword]]
* Brother: [[Templeton Barringster VII]]
* Cousin: [[Xavius]]
|status= Alive
}}
'''Phineas Barringster''' is a [[Elf#Noble_Born | Noble Born]] [[Elf]]. He is the younger brother of [[Templeton Barringster VII]], and the cousin of [[Xavius]]. Phineas is also the godson of [[Virgo Sunsword]] [https://www.reddit.com/r/BuffaloWizards/comments/3kr524/theyre_all_related/cuzu0wc?context=3] (Introduced in [[The New Crew]]), who is the father of Gwyneth. He wishes to be a [[Cabalist]] like his older brother. He was introduced in [[Porc Hunters]] and was also in [[The Sunswords]] and is played by [[Rob]].

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==Characteristics==
===Appearance===
Phineas is an elf that is smaller than his [[Templeton Barringster VII | older brother]]. He has eyes that are a bit more rounder and have a slight gleam in them that reflects his young age and wishful spirit. Phineas shares the same hair style as Templeton, but is obscured by his crimson hat.

He wears a long sleeved red tunic that is accented by gold around the end of the sleeves. He has light red/pink leggins, brown boots and a brown belt. Phineas also wears a long red cape that is much too long, dragging on the ground slightly behind him.

===Personality===
Phineas is very enthusiastic, wanting to go on an adventure constantly. His older brother disapproves of this, saying that it is too dangerous every time Phineas wants to go out in the world. Phineas also has a fondness towards [[Gnomes]], as shown by his actions towards [[Bob]] and by having three gnome servants in his household. He is, at first, sexist towards female elves, but later on becomes sexist towards male elves and strengthen his love towards gnomes under the influence of [[Dave | Dave's]][[Treasures#Love_Staff | Love Staff]]. He also prefers the taste of Goblin Eyeballs, rather than the kidneys which what the rest of the elves prefer to eat. Phineas seems to know various abilities and information about the world, sometimes choosing to reveal them to others. <p>
Phineas has a certain brutality to him, wanting to kill a Porc only to bring a skull back as a trophy in [[The Sunswords]], ordering Bob (The only non-goblin-hating member of the team) to execute a goblin and even attempting to stab Kallark when he was down to become leader himself. This power-hungry, manipulative and sadistic side seems to be hidden most of the time, and Phineas appears to be a young, ambitious, lovable elf. However, he betrays his nature by the occasional misogynistic or violent comment.

Phineas is a felinophobe.

===Relationships===

====[[Templeton Barringster VII]]====
Templeton is the older brother of Phineas. He is very protective towards his younger brother, never wanting anything bad to happen to him he prevents Phineas from going on adventures. This upsets Phineas very much as, most likely due to his young age, he does not fully realize the potential dangers of an adventure. When Phineas ran off from his brother to fight the [[Porcs]] near his village, Templeton alerted [[Theta Squad]] to try and save his brother.
====[[Bob | Bobby "Bob" Bobertson]]====
Phineas is very fond of gnomes and therefore fond of Bob when they first met. Phineas patted Bob on the head, showing his friendliness, which led Bob to act friendly in return, not using his "tough guy" voice but rather his much softer voice.
====[[Xavius]]====
Xavius is Phineas' cousin, he is much more lax compared to Templeton and encourages Phineas to be on an adventure rather than prevent. Xavius taught Phineas the [[Spell of bearding]] and let [[Dave]] teach Phineas the [[Wizard#Fireball | Spell of Shaving]]. He also gave his young cousin a [[Treasures#Warp_Blade | Warp Blade]] that was found from [[Greeky | Greeky's]] brother's dead body.
====[[Virgo Sunsword]]====
Virgo Sunsword is Phineas' godfather. He is a incredibly powerful elf, and is noted to not like porc's, as seen when he spits in [[Cain]]'s face
====[[List_of_Minor_Characters#Ms._Barringster | Unnamed Mother]]====
Phineas' mother creates [[Treasures#Elven_Sugar_Cookies | elven sugar cookies]] that are not the most tastiest of cookies, Xavius for one does not like these cookies at all. However, her family still eats these cookies in battle to use their magical effects.

===Notable Attributes===

==Powers & Abilities==

===Passives===

===Cabalist Abilities===
* Empowered [[Blanket of Darkness]]
* Unknown Ability
* Unknown Ability
===Wizard Abilities===
* [[Fireball]]
** Phineas fires out a simple fireball to harm his enemies. He can also use it to "shave" people's hair off.
===Special Abilities===
* [[Spell of Bearding]]
** Phineas knows the spell of bearding, but he cannot fully utilize is as he was not successful in creating a beard on [[Xavius]].

==Belongings==
Both Current and former
===Treasures===
* [[Treasures#Blood_Drinker | Blood Drinker]]
* [[Treasures#Elven_Sugar_Cookies | Elven Sugar Cookies]]

===Items===
* [[Warp Blade]]

===Accessories===

==History==
===Background===

===[[The Sunswords]]===
In the [[The Sunswords]] campaign, Phineas brings [[Treasures#Elven Sugar Cookies|Elven Sugar Cookies]] made by his mother to his cousin, [[Xavius]]. He ends up staying with Xavius and the group of Sunswords as they escort prisoners to the [[Silver Mine Mountains]]. Dave teaches him [[Fireball]] once he joins the group.

When the Sunswords come to a burning barn, Phineas watches the prisoner carriage, and moves it to safety.

When coming to a bridge with an [[Ogre]] preventing the Sunswords from crossing it, he is promoted to leader and has a series of mood and personality changes. He becomes sexually confused, wanting to be a female elf and having romantic feelings towards gnomes, and makes out with [[Bob|Bobby "Bob" Bobertson]]. He then instructs Bob to kill [[Greeky]], the goblin prisoner. After Bob let [[Greeky]] escape and attempts to lie to Phineas about killing him, Phineas becomes very angry.

===[[Porc Hunters]]===
[[Phineas Barringster]] is the younger brother of [[Templeton Barringster VII]]. He wishes to be a [[Cabalist]] like his older brother and ran off to prove his worth. The [[Theta Squad]] went out to find him and rescue him. He was eventually knocked unconcious and put in a Porc holding cell for [[Porbo]] to eat. He eventually regained consciousness as [[Theta Squad]] was fighting Porbo.

===[[The New Crew]]===
[[Phineas Barringster]] is a young adult and has finished [[Cabalist]] school. Looking for work, Phineas finds work on the [[Bocoe]] as a new recruit. He has gone insane since he was last seen as he likes to sleep under a [[Blanket of Darkness]], most likely contributing to his insanity. Phineas reunited for [[Bob]] and he developed a friendship with [[McCoy]].

===Fate===
Phineas is arrested by the [[Sunswords]], and sent back home to his parents.

==Trivia==
* Phineas occasionally gives hints and advice to the players by breaking the fourth wall.
* Phineas was a last minute character, created just before the day of the Porc Hunters campaign.
* His game piece lacks eyebrows and Phineas' Puppet has the exact same as Roamin's.
* Phineas' Puppet's hat and elf ears are the same accessory. Therefore, when Phineas removes his hat in [[The Sunswords]] he also loses his ears.
* Phineas is insane. This happened sometime between [[Porc Hunters]] and [[The New Crew]]. It is most likely caused by his own [[Cabalist#Blanket_Of_Darkness|Blanket of Darkness]].
** Despite his insanity, Phineas still seems to be stable, and retains knowledge on his family and his current allies.
{{TSS}}
{{Hunters}}
{{TNC}}
{{Elf}}
{{Cabalist}}
[[Category:NPC]]
[[Category:Stubs]]

Tambok's Special Friend Show

2015-09-13T12:20:13Z

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The Tambok Special Friend Show is a show that will supposedly occur during a campaign in the future. If a player holds a [[Treasures#Tambok Ticket|Tambok Ticket]] at the end of the campaign, they add one character from the Unforgotten Realms Live universe, whether they are alive or dead. Multiple characters who share the same body or form may only be selected if the player has a ticket for each individual character. Nothing is known about the campaign or the show aside from [[Rob]]'s statement: "[[Tambok]] lives in a city where it doesn't matter if you are alive or dead, as long as you have a story about you."

== Requirement for Activation ==
20 [[Treasures#Tambok Ticket|Tambok Tickets]] must be carried at the end of campaigns. These add up each campaign.

== Current Characters in the Show ==

{| class="wikitable"
!colspan="12"|Tambok's Special Friend Show
|-
!'''Character'''
!'''Added By'''
!'''Campaign'''
!'''Ticket Number'''
|-
|[[Fenrus]]
|[[Roamin]]
|[[Sunswords]]
|#1
|-
|[[K4]]
|[[Justin]]
|[[The Unseen Rogues]]
|#2
|-
|[[Albert]]
|[[Coestar]]
|[[Kobold Headhunters]]
|#3
|-
|[[Don]] (Sentient)
|[[Justin]]
|[[The Zarlin Catacombs]]
|#4
|-
|[[Terrence]]
|[[Coestar]]
|[[The New Crew]]
|#5
|-
|[[Warren]]
|[[Coestar]]
|[[The New Crew]]
|#6
|}

== Trivia ==
* [[Deadbones]] is so far the only player who has not completed a [[Campaign]] with a Tambok Ticket. He has had 2 opportunites to do so, as [[Kallark]] in [[The Sunswords]] and as [[Morgana Marie]] in [[The Zarlin Catacombs]].
* [[Glamourous]] the [[Divine Being]] [[Glamourshark]], was originally meant to be added to the Show, but [[Rob]] said "For reasons, he can't be in the show". This has caused some controversy.

== Theories ==
There are theories that Tambok's Special Friend show is related to the book people (race mentioned in the Lore Building Week), or the "Believers". The connection is made because of Rob's quote: "[[Tambok]] lives in a city where it doesn't matter if you are alive or dead, as long as you have a ''story'' about you".

Another theory is that Tambok's Special Friend show is a large 24 person tournament based off of the [https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Mortal_Kombat Mortal Kombat] fighting game franchise (as "Kombat" is an anagram of Tambok) with 20 contestants being picked by the players via the Tambok Tickets. Roamin, Justin, Coestar, and Deadbones would then pick characters to play in order to complete the 24-man bracket, and a special campaign could play out to cover the "show." Mortal Kombat is also known to bring back characters from the dead since many characters die in each tournament. [http://mortalkombat.wikia.com/wiki/Friendship Friendship] is a special form of finishing move (offering a friendlier alternative to the Fatalities filled with blood and gore) featured in the second and third Mortal Kombat games, and Tambok's "Special Friend Show" could be a reference to that as a result.
{{URL}}
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Raynel

2015-09-07T19:52:57Z

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{{Spoilers}}
{{Stub}}
{{Charbox
|image=file:Raynel.png
|name= Raynel
|race= [[Gnome]]
|sub race= [[Gnome#Keen|Keen]]
|class= Paladin
|gender= Female
|stamina= 30
|actor= [[Rob]]
|first= The Zarlin Catacombs
|affiliation= [[Paladin Order]]
|ability= <br>
*[[Flare]]
*[[Honor Chains]]
|equipment= <br>
*[[Elaphelk Horn Blade]]
*[[Scroll of Magic Stone]]
*[[Steel Longsword]]
*[[Plate Armor]]
|relative= <br>
* Master/Lover: [[Sergio Fabioso]]
|status= Alive
|gold= 2500
}}

'''Raynel''' is a [[Keen|Keen Gnome]] [[Paladin]], played by [[Rob]] in the [[The Zarlin Catacombs]] campaign.

__TOC__

==Characteristics==
===Appearance===

===Personality===
Raynel had some weird infatuation with noses to the point she stopped loving(?) Coe after he was turned into a kobold and lost his.

===Relationships===
Raynel appeared at first to be close with Coestar's character, who she referred to as "Alpha Wolf", and was possibly in love with him, up until he was changed into a kobold and no longer had a nose. She also happened to be his squire.

Raynel was at first very annoyed and just plain bothered by Surgio, but in the end agreed to become his concubine.

Raynel did not really care about Miss Mamaries except some worrying as she was a tourist and a paying one at that.

Raynel seemed bothered by Roamin's character especially when he was a slave to Justin.

===Notable Attributes===

==Powers & Abilities==

===Passives===
*[[Gnome#Gnome|Technological Preference]]
*[[Keen|Passback]]
*[[Blessing of Strength]]

===Paladin Abilities===
* [[Honor Chains]]

===Sorcerer Abilites===
* [[Flare]]

==Belongings==
===Current===
====Treasures====
*[[Scroll of Magic Stone]]
*[[Elaphelk Horn Blade]]: Bought by [[Morgana Marie]]

====Items====
*[[Plate Armor]]
*[[Steel Longsword]]
*Thermos of Coffee
*Gnomish Walkie-Talkie

==Trivia==
*Rob designed Raynel's character to be very much like a young girl who would often and easily change her affections for people.
*Raynel's armor was designed after inspiration of the Valkyries.
*Raynel has a nose fetish, often asking to rub a person's nose. She does not like Kobold noses.
{{TZC}}
{{Gnome}}
{{Paladin}}
[[Category:NPC]]
[[Category:Characters]]
[[Category:Living]]

Raynel

2015-09-07T19:52:26Z

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{{Spoilers}}
{{Stub}}
{{Charbox
|image=file:Raynel.png
|name= Raynel
|race= [[Gnome]]
|sub race= [[Gnome#Keen|Keen]]
|class= Paladin
|gender= Female
|stamina= 30
|actor= [[Rob]]
|first= The Zarlin Catacombs
|affiliation= [[Paladin Order]]
|ability= <br>
*[[Flare]]
*[[Honor Chains]]
|equipment= <br>
*[[Elaphelk Horn Blade]]
*[[Scroll of Magic Stone]]
*[[Steel Longsword]]
*[[Plate Armor]]
|relative= <br>
* Master/Lover: [[Sergio Fabioso]]
|status= Alive
|gold= 2500
}}

'''Raynel''' is a [[Keen|Keen Gnome]] [[Paladin]], played by [[Rob]] in the [[The Zarlin Catacombs]] campaign.

__TOC__

==Characteristics==
===Appearance===

===Personality===
Raynel had some weird infatuation with noses to the point she stopped loving(?) Coe after he was turned into a kobold and lost his.

===Relationships===
Raynel appeared at first to be close with Coestar's character, who she referred to as "Alpha Wolf", and was possibly in love with him, up until he was changed into a kobold and no longer had a nose. She also happened to be his squire.

Raynel was at first very annoyed and just plain bothered by Surgio, but in the end agreed to become his concubine.

Raynel did not really care about Miss Mamaries except some worrying as she was a tourist and a paying one at that.

Raynel seemed bothered by Roamin's character especially when he was a slave to Justin.

===Notable Attributes===

==Powers & Abilities==

===Passives===
*[[Gnome#Gnome|Technological Preference]]
*[[Keen|Passback]]
*[[Blessing of Strength]]

===Paladin Abilities===
* [[Honor Chains]]

===Sorcerer Abilites===
* [[Flare]]

==Belongings==
===Current===
====Treasures====
*[[Scroll of Magic Stone]]
*[[Elephelk Horn Blade]]: Bought by [[Morgana Marie]]

====Items====
*[[Plate Armor]]
*[[Steel Longsword]]
*Thermos of Coffee
*Gnomish Walkie-Talkie

==Trivia==
*Rob designed Raynel's character to be very much like a young girl who would often and easily change her affections for people.
*Raynel's armor was designed after inspiration of the Valkyries.
*Raynel has a nose fetish, often asking to rub a person's nose. She does not like Kobold noses.
{{TZC}}
{{Gnome}}
{{Paladin}}
[[Category:NPC]]
[[Category:Characters]]
[[Category:Living]]

Dave

2015-09-07T18:17:07Z

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{{Stub}}
{{Charbox
|image= File:Dave RadioactiveK.png
|name= Davey 'Dave' Davidson
|race= [[Elf]]
|sub race= [[Spellblade]]
|class= <br>
*[[Sun Cleric]] ([[Roamin's Band of Thieves]], [[Porc Hunters]])
*[[Wizard]] ([[The Sunswords]])
|gender= Male
|stamina= 26 (The Sunswords)
|first= Roamin's Band of Thieves
|affiliation= [[Sunblades]]
|ability= <br> '''Roamin's Band of Thieves, Porc Hunters'''
* [[Holy Light]]
'''The Sunswords'''
* [[Fireball]]
* [[Ice Blast]]
* [[Arcane Missiles]]
* [[Blessing of Strength]] ([[Paladin]])
* [[Divine Intervention]] ([[Paladin]])
|equipment= <br> '''Roamin's Band of Thieves, Porc Hunters'''
*Summoning Horn
'''The Sunswords'''
* [[Believer Stone]]
* [[Studded Armor]]
|relative= Unknown
|status= Alive
|actor= <br> [[Rob]] (Roamin's Band of Thieves, Porc Hunters)
[[Coestar]] (The Sunswords)
|gold=2000
}}
<div class="font-size: small; margin-top:0.5em; margin-left:0.8em;" style="font-size:11px;">
''Not to be confused with the generic name that Theta Squad gives to [[Elf|Elves]].''
</div>

'''Captain Davey 'Dave' Davidson the Sun Cleric''' is a fan fiction book writer, and was/is a member of [[Gwyneth Sunsword|Gwyneth Sunsword's]] faction of Sun Cleric Elves and Sunblades.

__TOC__
==Characteristics==
===Appearance===
===Personality===
Dave is friendly towards pretty much everyone, with the exception of those who he sees looking down on his fan-fiction books, which he is very protective of. He is one of the only adventurers on [[The Sunswords]] quest to not be Gwyneth's boyfriend, ex-boyfriend or wanna-be-boyfriend. As such, he often plays a peace-making role, especially when he gains control of the [[Leader's Heartoak Staff]], enabling him to control what the leader of the group feels. He, however, does not use it to better his own position and generally does what is best for the group as he sees it. <p>
Dave believes in teamwork and in following rules. He is generally a sensible elf, pointing out the absurdity of the actions of others, such as Ca-Rell's promotions based on victory over a group of mere goblins and Xavius's using an unconscious body as a meatshield.
Dave appears to be a very capable fighter in [[The Sunswords]]. Despite his low health, he manages to deal lots of damage with his wizarding spells, single-handedly fighting off most of a Porc attack force.
===Relationship===
==Powers and Abilities==
===Passives===
*[[Elf#Elf|Master of Magic]]
*[[Elf#Spellblade|Spellblade]]
===Wizard Abilities===
*[[Fireball]]
*[[Ice Blast]]
*[[Arcane Missiles]]
===Paladin Abilities===
*[[Blessing of Strength]]
*[[Divine Intervention]]
==Belongings==
===Current===
====Treasures====
====Items====
==History==

===[[Sunswords]]===
Dave was played by [[Coestar]] in the [[Sunswords]] campaign. During the group's mission to the [[Silver Mine Mountains]], Dave is working on a novel titled '[[Boyfriend Quest]]' that he plans to later share on the [[Magic Forums]].

===[[Roamin's Band of Thieves]]===
Dave first appeared in the [[Sun Cleric]] town among [[Gwyneth Sunsword | Gwyneth]] and other Sun Clerics. [[Squinks]], currently disguised as a young elven girl, happened upon them. Squinks decided to back-stab his party, revealing that several [[Gnome | Gnomes]] were in the [[Monkey Fish | Monkey Fish King]] cave. Dave was left in charge of the false girl, while the others went to search the cave.

Squinks attempted to edge Dave to go help his fellow elves search, but Dave was very firm in his orders. Squinks resorted to casting ''Charm'' on Dave, enlisting him to help. The charmed Dave then helped his new temporary master to hide in the town's jail and would assist at a later time to break him out.

This plan would not last, as the Charm broke, causing Dave to leave Squinks in the jail and join his fellow elves in the final battle against the gnomes.

===[[Porc Hunters]]===
Dave appeared as an ally to the protagonists of this campaign, the [[Theta Squad]], one of whom was his old pal from college [[Chilly Wizzy]]. They helped him defeat [[Chimera]], a captured [[Kobold]] who had escaped via the donation goal: Unnatural Critical. Afterwards he gave their leader, [[Ca-Rell|Captain Ca-Rell]], four [[Treasures]] as a reward for assisting in the recapture of Chimera. Shortly after he left with his prisoner and the rest of his elven companions.

== Fate ==
Due to the timeline being unclear at this point in time there are three possibilities for what Dave is doing now. Firstly Dave is currently working in the elven army as a captain. Alternatively, Dave is working for [[Gwyneth Sunsword]] as a Sun Cleric helper/protector. Finally, Dave could happily be working in the elven army as a fan fiction writer.

== Trivia ==
* Dave is the first NPC to be played by a player.
* Dave is currently tied for the most reoccurring character with [[Nisovin]]
* Dave is the first character that [[Coestar]] has played that has had nothing to do with the phrase "Thank you"

{{Thieves}}{{Hunters}}{{TSS}}{{Elf}}{{Sun Cleric}}{{Wizard}}{{Coestar}}
[[Category: Characters]]
[[Category: Elves]]
[[Category: Sun Clerics]]
[[Category: Living]]

Elmar Squishwitz

2015-09-04T13:05:35Z

82.146.65.164: /* Powers & Abilities */

{{Charbox
|image= File:Elmar RadioactiveK.png
|name= Elmar
|race= [[Elf]]
|sub race= [[Elf#Spellblade|Spellblade]]
|class= [[Wizard]]
|stamina= 37
|gender= Male
|actor= [[Justin]]
|first= Porc Hunters
|affiliation=[[Theta Squad]]
|ability= [[Fireball]], [[Blizzard]], [[Ice Blast]], [[Blink]], [[Lifedrain]]
|equipment= <br>
* [[Items#Cloth Robes|Cloth Robes (x2)]]
* [[Dulled Vopral Slayer]]
* [[Heartwall Locket]]
* [[Spellwall Armor]]
* [[Winter Coat of Protection]]
* [[Warp Blade]]
|relative=
Creation: [[Fire Spirit]] ''(dissolved)''
|alias= Chilly Wizzy
|status= Alive
|gold=3
}}

'''Corporal Captain Elmar''' (/ɛlmɑː/), also known as '''Chilly Wizzy''', is a male [[Elf#Spellblade|Spellblade]] [[Elf]] [[Wizard]] played by [[Justin]] that appears in the [[Porc Hunters]] campaign. He is a member of [[Theta Squad]] and was under the command of [[Ca-Rell|Captain Ca-Rell]] until the end of Porc Hunters. He fought alongside [[Templeton Barringster]] and [[DeNada]], charged with dealing with a hoard of [[Porcs]].

__TOC__
==Characteristics==
===Appearance===
Elmar is a male Elf with a thin figure, brown hair and blue eyes. Elmar was known for wearing many coats with the first layer of coats was a grey, hooded coat. The second layer is a green coat with a larger hood, but shorter coat tails. The third and final level of coat is a blue, hoodless one that is lined with fur and has the Theta symbol (Ө) on the right arm and is adorned with a loose brown belt and golden buckle. Underneath his coats, Elmar wears brown pants and brown boots with green laces.

===Personality===
Elmar is an easy-going and friendly Elf. He gets along with everyone in the team and was the only squadron member to obey the captain's orders in the beginning. His laissez-faire attitude does have some drawbacks however, as he didn't seem to care about the [[Fire Spirit]] he accidentally created, the forest it burned down or the Elf he decapitated trying to defeat it.

He is loyal to his team mates, respects his captain's decisions and is not afraid of taking command, which caused him to be promoted to Corporal and eventually to succeed Ca-Rell as Captain of the Theta Squad.

Just like most Elves, he hates [[Goblins]] and laughed so hard at one's misfortune he promptly fell off a bridge. This did cause some issues, since Elmar has severe hydrophobia and cannot swim.

==Relationships==
===[[Ca-Rell]]===
Elmar holds much respect towards her for being the captain and always obeys her commands. This behavior caused him to be the first member of the Theta Squad to be promoted, and was later promoted again by her hand. They share a bond of mutual trust, which at the end caused him to be chosen by her as her replacement as Captain of the Theta Squad.

===[[DeNada]]===
Due to his easy-going attitude, he meshes well with DeNada. They often share some drinks together at the bar and consider themselves best buds. At the and of the mission, they went off together as part of the new Theta Squad with both of them sharing the feeling that this new team was going to be fun.

===[[Templeton Barringster VII]]===
Elmar and Templeton never really had any extensive relationship, viewing themselves mostly as co-workers. This neutral relationship remained until the end, although Elmar did his best to avoid much contact with Templeton.

===[[Phineas Barringster]]===
Elmar does care for the youth, as he was relieved that he didn't accidentally set him on fire with the [[Fire Spirit]], but never had any real relationship with him until the end. Now Phineas is his underling as part of the new Theta Squad.

===[[Fire Spirit]]===
Elmar felt responsible for creating this Elemental, and thus took it upon him to defeat it. He did have some attachment to his creation however, since it took him a while to decide that killing the Elemental was the right thing to do.

==Notable Attributes==
*Elmar cannot swim, as he suffers from hydrophobia.
*He is a champion of [[Chilly Willy]].
*While he possess the Fireball spell, he has trouble casting it and more often than not he will utterly fail.

==Powers & Abilities==
===Wizard Abilities===
*[[Fireball]]
*[[Blizzard]]
*[[Ice Blast]]
===Cabalist Abilities===
*[[Lifedrain]]
===Sorcerer Abilities===
*[[Blink]]

==Belongings==
===Treasures===
* [[Treasures#Bladeturn|Bladeturn]]
* [[Treasures#Dulled Vopral Slayer|Dulled Vopral Slayer]]
* [[Treasures#Heartwall Locket|Heartwall Locket]]
* [[Treasures#Spellwall Armor|Spellwall Armor]]
** The Spellwall Armor had absorbed the spells [[Monk#Rolling Fog|Rolling Fog]] and [[Sorcerer#Ray of Frost|Ray of Frost]]. Only Ray of Frost was used.
* [[Treasures#Warp Blade|Warp Blade]]
* [[Treasures#Winter_Coat_of_Protection | Winter Coat of Protection]]

===Items===
* 3 Gold, 52 Silver: Elmar had looted 3 Gold and 52 Silver off of a decapitated Spellblade Elf.
* [[Items#Cloth Robes|Cloth Robes]]
* Handkerchief: Elmar had obtained a handkerchief that had the address and kiss mark of a "Cynthia."
* Red Leather Boots: Elmar had obtained a pair of red leather heeled boots with fur along the trim. They were too small for him, however.
===Accessories===
* N/A, accessories weren't introduced until [[The Many Gobos of Pat]] campaign.

===Lost Items===
* Cloth Robes: Elmar gave his second pair of Cloth Robes to [[Templeton Barringster VII|Templeton]].

==History==
===Background===

===[[Porc Hunters]]===
''The history of Elmar during the Porc Hunters campaign is viewable [[Porc Hunters#Plot Summary|here]].''

===Fate===
After the defeat of [[Porbo]], [[Ca-Rell]] became leader of the Porcs and left the leadership of [[Theta Squad]] to Elmar.

==Trivia==
*Justin got the name 'Elmar' from an online Random Elven Name Generator.
*Elmar had cameoed in the campaign [[The Sunswords]] as one of the transformations of the [[Ytt|Meta Ytts]].

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[[Category:Characters]]
[[Category:Elves]]
[[Category:Wizards]]

Dankie

2015-09-04T13:01:03Z

82.146.65.164: /* Powers & Abilities */

{{Stub}}
{{Charbox
|image= File:Dankie RadioactiveK.png
|name= Dankie
|race= [[Goblin]]
|sub race= [[Goblin#Hobgoblin | Hobgoblin]]
|class= [[Booty Raider]]
|stamina= 34
|gender= Male
|actor= [[Coestar]]
|first= The Many Gobos of Pat
|affiliation= [[List_of_Organizations#Pattenborrow's_Adopted_Family | His family]]
|ability= <br>
* [[Booty_Raider#Ghost_Cackle |Ghost Cackle]]
* [[Booty_Raider#Golden_Shot | Golden Shot]]
* [[Booty_Raider#Grapplegun | Grapplegun]]
* [[Booty_Raider#Plunder_The_Booty | Plunder The Booty]]
* [[Lumberjack#Mount | Mount]]
|equipment= <br>
* [[Windu Morning Star]]
* [[Invisibility Potion | Invisibility Potion (x2)]]
* [[Jar of Leeches]]
* [[Studded Armor]]
* [[Rejuvenation Potion | Rejuvenation Potion (x3)]]
* [[Quickness Elixir]]
* [[Flintlock Pistol]]
* [[Map of the Area]]
* [[Coral Comb]]
|relative= <br>
* Adoptive Father: [[Pattenborrow Threecircle]]
* Adoptive Uncle: [[Pryor]]
* Adoptive Brothers: [[Warren]], [[Terrence]], [[Desnuttes]]
* Unnamed twin fetus
* Adoptive Sister: [[Madelyne]]
|alias=
|status= Deceased
|gold=0
}}
{| style="background-color:transparent;"
|style=width:50%|
|style=width:50%|
|-
|'''"I Don't Stink So!"
|-
|colspan="2"|<div style="text-align:center"><small>— Dankie</small></div>
|
|}

'''Dankie''' (/dɔnki/) is a [[Goblin#Hobgoblin|Hobgoblin Goblin]] [[Booty Raider]] portrayed by [[Coestar]] during [[The Many Gobos of Pat]] [[campaign]].

==Characteristic==
===Appearance===
Dankie is a Red Hobgoblin with a large figure, short brown hair, blue eyes and a pencil thin mustache. He also has a small bruise on his forehead from banging his head against the wall. He wears a blue cap, a blue t-shirt with gold trim around the bottom and neck, a white vest, black pants and yellow boots.

===Personality===
Dankie is mentally disabled and lives in ignorance and contentment. He lacks coordination and reasoning, typically acting upon his emotions. Whenever he experiences trauma, he is known to repeatedly hit his head against the nearest wall, find the comfort of his favorite objects, or have a panic attack. Being very loving and devoted towards his family, he assumes an almost ferocious stance towards anyone he perceives as hostile towards them. Hence after the execution of Pattenborrow Threecircle by a dwarf, Dankie develops a strong dislike towards dwarves, which leads him to charge into battle almost mindlessly. Dankie also begins to assume that any character that is hostile towards him must also be a dwarf.

==Relationships==
===[[Madelyne]]===
Dankie had a good relationship with Madelyne, always treating her a great friend and typically helping her out of awkward situations with Terrence. Madelyne, likewise, enjoyed Dankie's company and always defended him. She was extremely distraught over losing him in battle.
==Notable Attributes==

==Powers & Abilities==
===Booty Raider Abilities===
*[[Booty_Raider#Ghost_Cackle |Ghost Cackle]]
*[[Booty_Raider#Golden_Shot | Golden Shot]]
*[[Booty_Raider#Grapplegun | Grapplegun]]
*[[Booty_Raider#Plunder_The_Booty | Plunder The Booty]]
===Lumberjack Abilities===
*[[Lumberjack#Mount | Mount]]

==Belongings==
===Treasures===
* [[Windu Morning Star]]
* [[Invisibility Potion|Invisibility Potion (2)]] - Both are used for [[Golden Shot]].
* [[Jar of Leeches]] - Dankie named all of these leeches Scott. In the first fight of the campaign he released the Scotts on a Ramster he was mounting at the time, which he also named Scott.

===Items===
* [[Studded Armor]]
* [[Rejuvenation Potion|Rejuvenation Potion (3)]]
* [[Quickness Elixir]]
* [[Flintlock Pistol]]

===Accessories===
* [[Map of the Area]] - During the initial fight with the Paladin Order, this map was discovered to actually be a crudely drawn picture of Dankie's house, including stick figures of his adoptive family. This "map" included an arrow pointing to the second floor of this house to indicate the location of his blanket. This drawing was later begrudgingly traded to a Kobold, named Scott, while at the arena pit for (false) information about fighting the Elephelks.
* [[Coral Comb]] - Dankie views the comb as a pet and named it Scott, following this weeks go-to name. After he is captured by the Dwarves , much like [[Madelyne | Madelyne's]] pet Scott, it is also killed.

==History==
===Background===
At an unknown point in time, Dankie was found and raised by [[Pattenborrow Threecircle]], a Paladin Elf who recently lost his own family and fled the Paladin Order. He was raised with his new found adoptive brothers [[Warren]], [[Terrence]], [[Desnuttes]] and adoptive sister [[Madelyne]] and her biological father [[Pryor]].

====[[The Many Gobos of Pat]]====
Sadly, he was killed by a donkey that had been thrown in from the crowd during an arena battle. This donkey was meant to be a gift, but killed Dankie as he was unconscious.

===Fate===
During an arena fight with several Kobolds, Dankie charged into the midst of them and was subjected to several attacks from them. Dankie was eventually knocked unconscious from the volley of attacks. He would have survived the battle, but the crowd, moved by the display from the fighters, decided to throw a live donkey into the arena landing on the unconscious Hobgoblin, killing him under the donkey's weight.

==Trivia==
* Dankie had a favorite tree at [[Pat]]'s House. He is was known to go to it when he was distressed.
** Alternatively, he would bang his head against the side of the house when feeling tense, or when he wasn't for that matter.
* Continuing on with [[Coestar|Coe's]] theme of words in foreign languages, Dankie means thank you in Afrikaans. [http://www.reddit.com/r/BuffaloWizards/comments/3amxeb/gawddamit_coe/cse4kvs] [https://twitter.com/Coestar/status/612687031680937985]
* Dankie has a conjoined twin as well- an internal sentient tumor that he's unaware of.
** According to Warren and Pryor, the tumor is significantly more intelligent than Dankie himself.
* Dankie is the first Player character to have definitively died on screen. It is suspected that [[Penwar Lockis]] is dead, but her death was not on screen.

{{MGP}}
{{Goblin}}
{{Booty Raider}}
{{Coestar}}
[[Category: Characters]]
[[Category: Deceased]]

Dankie

2015-09-04T12:59:59Z

82.146.65.164: /* Powers & Abilities */

{{Stub}}
{{Charbox
|image= File:Dankie RadioactiveK.png
|name= Dankie
|race= [[Goblin]]
|sub race= [[Goblin#Hobgoblin | Hobgoblin]]
|class= [[Booty Raider]]
|stamina= 34
|gender= Male
|actor= [[Coestar]]
|first= The Many Gobos of Pat
|affiliation= [[List_of_Organizations#Pattenborrow's_Adopted_Family | His family]]
|ability= <br>
* [[Booty_Raider#Ghost_Cackle |Ghost Cackle]]
* [[Booty_Raider#Golden_Shot | Golden Shot]]
* [[Booty_Raider#Grapplegun | Grapplegun]]
* [[Booty_Raider#Plunder_The_Booty | Plunder The Booty]]
* [[Lumberjack#Mount | Mount]]
|equipment= <br>
* [[Windu Morning Star]]
* [[Invisibility Potion | Invisibility Potion (x2)]]
* [[Jar of Leeches]]
* [[Studded Armor]]
* [[Rejuvenation Potion | Rejuvenation Potion (x3)]]
* [[Quickness Elixir]]
* [[Flintlock Pistol]]
* [[Map of the Area]]
* [[Coral Comb]]
|relative= <br>
* Adoptive Father: [[Pattenborrow Threecircle]]
* Adoptive Uncle: [[Pryor]]
* Adoptive Brothers: [[Warren]], [[Terrence]], [[Desnuttes]]
* Unnamed twin fetus
* Adoptive Sister: [[Madelyne]]
|alias=
|status= Deceased
|gold=0
}}
{| style="background-color:transparent;"
|style=width:50%|
|style=width:50%|
|-
|'''"I Don't Stink So!"
|-
|colspan="2"|<div style="text-align:center"><small>— Dankie</small></div>
|
|}

'''Dankie''' (/dɔnki/) is a [[Goblin#Hobgoblin|Hobgoblin Goblin]] [[Booty Raider]] portrayed by [[Coestar]] during [[The Many Gobos of Pat]] [[campaign]].

==Characteristic==
===Appearance===
Dankie is a Red Hobgoblin with a large figure, short brown hair, blue eyes and a pencil thin mustache. He also has a small bruise on his forehead from banging his head against the wall. He wears a blue cap, a blue t-shirt with gold trim around the bottom and neck, a white vest, black pants and yellow boots.

===Personality===
Dankie is mentally disabled and lives in ignorance and contentment. He lacks coordination and reasoning, typically acting upon his emotions. Whenever he experiences trauma, he is known to repeatedly hit his head against the nearest wall, find the comfort of his favorite objects, or have a panic attack. Being very loving and devoted towards his family, he assumes an almost ferocious stance towards anyone he perceives as hostile towards them. Hence after the execution of Pattenborrow Threecircle by a dwarf, Dankie develops a strong dislike towards dwarves, which leads him to charge into battle almost mindlessly. Dankie also begins to assume that any character that is hostile towards him must also be a dwarf.

==Relationships==
===[[Madelyne]]===
Dankie had a good relationship with Madelyne, always treating her a great friend and typically helping her out of awkward situations with Terrence. Madelyne, likewise, enjoyed Dankie's company and always defended him. She was extremely distraught over losing him in battle.
==Notable Attributes==

==Powers & Abilities==
*[[Booty_Raider#Ghost_Cackle |Ghost Cackle]]
*[[Booty_Raider#Golden_Shot | Golden Shot]]
*[[Booty_Raider#Grapplegun | Grapplegun]]
*[[Booty_Raider#Plunder_The_Booty | Plunder The Booty]]
*[[Lumberjack#Mount | Mount]]

==Belongings==
===Treasures===
* [[Windu Morning Star]]
* [[Invisibility Potion|Invisibility Potion (2)]] - Both are used for [[Golden Shot]].
* [[Jar of Leeches]] - Dankie named all of these leeches Scott. In the first fight of the campaign he released the Scotts on a Ramster he was mounting at the time, which he also named Scott.

===Items===
* [[Studded Armor]]
* [[Rejuvenation Potion|Rejuvenation Potion (3)]]
* [[Quickness Elixir]]
* [[Flintlock Pistol]]

===Accessories===
* [[Map of the Area]] - During the initial fight with the Paladin Order, this map was discovered to actually be a crudely drawn picture of Dankie's house, including stick figures of his adoptive family. This "map" included an arrow pointing to the second floor of this house to indicate the location of his blanket. This drawing was later begrudgingly traded to a Kobold, named Scott, while at the arena pit for (false) information about fighting the Elephelks.
* [[Coral Comb]] - Dankie views the comb as a pet and named it Scott, following this weeks go-to name. After he is captured by the Dwarves , much like [[Madelyne | Madelyne's]] pet Scott, it is also killed.

==History==
===Background===
At an unknown point in time, Dankie was found and raised by [[Pattenborrow Threecircle]], a Paladin Elf who recently lost his own family and fled the Paladin Order. He was raised with his new found adoptive brothers [[Warren]], [[Terrence]], [[Desnuttes]] and adoptive sister [[Madelyne]] and her biological father [[Pryor]].

====[[The Many Gobos of Pat]]====
Sadly, he was killed by a donkey that had been thrown in from the crowd during an arena battle. This donkey was meant to be a gift, but killed Dankie as he was unconscious.

===Fate===
During an arena fight with several Kobolds, Dankie charged into the midst of them and was subjected to several attacks from them. Dankie was eventually knocked unconscious from the volley of attacks. He would have survived the battle, but the crowd, moved by the display from the fighters, decided to throw a live donkey into the arena landing on the unconscious Hobgoblin, killing him under the donkey's weight.

==Trivia==
* Dankie had a favorite tree at [[Pat]]'s House. He is was known to go to it when he was distressed.
** Alternatively, he would bang his head against the side of the house when feeling tense, or when he wasn't for that matter.
* Continuing on with [[Coestar|Coe's]] theme of words in foreign languages, Dankie means thank you in Afrikaans. [http://www.reddit.com/r/BuffaloWizards/comments/3amxeb/gawddamit_coe/cse4kvs] [https://twitter.com/Coestar/status/612687031680937985]
* Dankie has a conjoined twin as well- an internal sentient tumor that he's unaware of.
** According to Warren and Pryor, the tumor is significantly more intelligent than Dankie himself.
* Dankie is the first Player character to have definitively died on screen. It is suspected that [[Penwar Lockis]] is dead, but her death was not on screen.

{{MGP}}
{{Goblin}}
{{Booty Raider}}
{{Coestar}}
[[Category: Characters]]
[[Category: Deceased]]

Bromas

2015-09-04T12:57:11Z

82.146.65.164: /* Paladin Abilities */

{{Spoilers}}
{{Charbox
|image= File:Url logo.png
|name= Bromas
|race= [[Kobold]], Formerly [[Gnome]]
|sub race= [[Kobold#Stonequisitor|Stonequisitor]], Formerly [[Gnome#Okagnoma|Okagnoma]]
|class= [[Paladin]]
|stamina= 18
|gender= Male
|actor= [[Coestar]]
|first= The Zarlin Catacombs
|affiliation=
|ability= <br>
* [[Divine Intervention]]
* [[Lay on Hands]]
* [[Honor Chains]]
|equipment= <br>
* [[Smokey Nagitana]]
* [[Crystal Catalyst]]
* [[Headhunter Axe]]
* [[Masterful Ruby]]
* [[Plate Armor]]
* [[Fist in a Box]]
|relative= <br>
* Squire: [[Reynal]]
|alias= No-Eye Bromas, Alpha Wolf
|status= Alive
|gold= 0
}}
'''Bromas''', better known as '''No-Eye Bromas''' is a [[Gnome#Okagnoma|Okagnoma]] [[Paladin]] played by [[Coestar]] for [[The Zarlin Catacombs]] campaign. Umong the group, he is referred to as '''Alpha Wolf,''' it is unknown if this is his official title in the Paladin Order.
__TOC__
==Characteristics==
===Appearance===
Bromas has one eye, a large beard and wears a helmet.

===Personality===
===Relationships===
The story of No-eyes and Reynel is a sad one. In the beginning he is shown to listen to her, gets his nickname from her, and even gets her to safety against the 3 Elemechs (albeit by punching her with a fist in the box), though it was after he was changed into a kobold and she revealed over the radio that she loved him that he truly realized he loved her and was heartbroken when she no longer loved him as a kobold with no nose.

Surgio and No-Eyes didn't really talk though he was very uncomfortable with his and Fantastico's sex-sessions, often advising Morgana to close her eyes. He seemed especially peeved Surgio used the Purification stone on himself solely to get "The Passion" back.

No-Eyes was really the only one who even cared that Morgana died even after he found out she had paid up front.

No-Eyes and Fantastico did not get along, especially after Fantastico took over the role of "Alpha Wolf".

==Powers & Abilities==
===Passives===
*[[Gnome#Gnome|Technological Preference]]
*[[Okagnoma|Tinker]]

===Paladin Abilities===
*[[Divine Intervention]]
*[[Honor Chains]]
*[[Lay on Hands]]

==Belongings==
===Current===
====Treasures====
====Items====
====Accessories====
==History==
===Background===
===[[The Zarlin Catacombs]]===
===Fate===
==Trivia==
*Following Coe's naming conventions, No-Eye Bromas can be pronounced the same as ''no hay bromas'', which translates to "No Jokes" or alternatively "No Tricks".
{{TZC}}
{{Kobold}}
{{Gnome}}
{{Paladin}}
{{Coestar}}
[[Category:Characters]]

Bromas

2015-09-04T12:57:00Z

82.146.65.164: /* Paladin Abilities */

{{Spoilers}}
{{Charbox
|image= File:Url logo.png
|name= Bromas
|race= [[Kobold]], Formerly [[Gnome]]
|sub race= [[Kobold#Stonequisitor|Stonequisitor]], Formerly [[Gnome#Okagnoma|Okagnoma]]
|class= [[Paladin]]
|stamina= 18
|gender= Male
|actor= [[Coestar]]
|first= The Zarlin Catacombs
|affiliation=
|ability= <br>
* [[Divine Intervention]]
* [[Lay on Hands]]
* [[Honor Chains]]
|equipment= <br>
* [[Smokey Nagitana]]
* [[Crystal Catalyst]]
* [[Headhunter Axe]]
* [[Masterful Ruby]]
* [[Plate Armor]]
* [[Fist in a Box]]
|relative= <br>
* Squire: [[Reynal]]
|alias= No-Eye Bromas, Alpha Wolf
|status= Alive
|gold= 0
}}
'''Bromas''', better known as '''No-Eye Bromas''' is a [[Gnome#Okagnoma|Okagnoma]] [[Paladin]] played by [[Coestar]] for [[The Zarlin Catacombs]] campaign. Umong the group, he is referred to as '''Alpha Wolf,''' it is unknown if this is his official title in the Paladin Order.
__TOC__
==Characteristics==
===Appearance===
Bromas has one eye, a large beard and wears a helmet.

===Personality===
===Relationships===
The story of No-eyes and Reynel is a sad one. In the beginning he is shown to listen to her, gets his nickname from her, and even gets her to safety against the 3 Elemechs (albeit by punching her with a fist in the box), though it was after he was changed into a kobold and she revealed over the radio that she loved him that he truly realized he loved her and was heartbroken when she no longer loved him as a kobold with no nose.

Surgio and No-Eyes didn't really talk though he was very uncomfortable with his and Fantastico's sex-sessions, often advising Morgana to close her eyes. He seemed especially peeved Surgio used the Purification stone on himself solely to get "The Passion" back.

No-Eyes was really the only one who even cared that Morgana died even after he found out she had paid up front.

No-Eyes and Fantastico did not get along, especially after Fantastico took over the role of "Alpha Wolf".

==Powers & Abilities==
===Passives===
*[[Gnome#Gnome|Technological Preference]]
*[[Okagnoma|Tinker]]

===Paladin Abilities===
*[[Divine Intervention]]
*[[Honor Chain]]
*[[Lay on Hands]]

==Belongings==
===Current===
====Treasures====
====Items====
====Accessories====
==History==
===Background===
===[[The Zarlin Catacombs]]===
===Fate===
==Trivia==
*Following Coe's naming conventions, No-Eye Bromas can be pronounced the same as ''no hay bromas'', which translates to "No Jokes" or alternatively "No Tricks".
{{TZC}}
{{Kobold}}
{{Gnome}}
{{Paladin}}
{{Coestar}}
[[Category:Characters]]

Bromas

2015-09-04T12:55:16Z

82.146.65.164: /* Passives */

{{Spoilers}}
{{Charbox
|image= File:Url logo.png
|name= Bromas
|race= [[Kobold]], Formerly [[Gnome]]
|sub race= [[Kobold#Stonequisitor|Stonequisitor]], Formerly [[Gnome#Okagnoma|Okagnoma]]
|class= [[Paladin]]
|stamina= 18
|gender= Male
|actor= [[Coestar]]
|first= The Zarlin Catacombs
|affiliation=
|ability= <br>
* [[Divine Intervention]]
* [[Lay on Hands]]
* [[Honor Chains]]
|equipment= <br>
* [[Smokey Nagitana]]
* [[Crystal Catalyst]]
* [[Headhunter Axe]]
* [[Masterful Ruby]]
* [[Plate Armor]]
* [[Fist in a Box]]
|relative= <br>
* Squire: [[Reynal]]
|alias= No-Eye Bromas, Alpha Wolf
|status= Alive
|gold= 0
}}
'''Bromas''', better known as '''No-Eye Bromas''' is a [[Gnome#Okagnoma|Okagnoma]] [[Paladin]] played by [[Coestar]] for [[The Zarlin Catacombs]] campaign. Umong the group, he is referred to as '''Alpha Wolf,''' it is unknown if this is his official title in the Paladin Order.
__TOC__
==Characteristics==
===Appearance===
Bromas has one eye, a large beard and wears a helmet.

===Personality===
===Relationships===
The story of No-eyes and Reynel is a sad one. In the beginning he is shown to listen to her, gets his nickname from her, and even gets her to safety against the 3 Elemechs (albeit by punching her with a fist in the box), though it was after he was changed into a kobold and she revealed over the radio that she loved him that he truly realized he loved her and was heartbroken when she no longer loved him as a kobold with no nose.

Surgio and No-Eyes didn't really talk though he was very uncomfortable with his and Fantastico's sex-sessions, often advising Morgana to close her eyes. He seemed especially peeved Surgio used the Purification stone on himself solely to get "The Passion" back.

No-Eyes was really the only one who even cared that Morgana died even after he found out she had paid up front.

No-Eyes and Fantastico did not get along, especially after Fantastico took over the role of "Alpha Wolf".

==Powers & Abilities==
===Passives===
*[[Gnome#Gnome|Technological Preference]]
*[[Okagnoma|Tinker]]

===Paladin Abilities===
==Belongings==
===Current===
====Treasures====
====Items====
====Accessories====
==History==
===Background===
===[[The Zarlin Catacombs]]===
===Fate===
==Trivia==
*Following Coe's naming conventions, No-Eye Bromas can be pronounced the same as ''no hay bromas'', which translates to "No Jokes" or alternatively "No Tricks".
{{TZC}}
{{Kobold}}
{{Gnome}}
{{Paladin}}
{{Coestar}}
[[Category:Characters]]

Jo Krysstal

2015-09-03T20:42:53Z

82.146.65.164: /* Passives */