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Jo Krysstal

2015-09-13T04:47:28Z

81.102.165.205: /* Trivia */

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{{Charbox
|image= File:JoKrisstal RadioactiveK.png
|name= Jo Krysstal
|race= [[Kobold]]
|sub race= [[Kobold#Triton Ground|Triton Ground Kobold]]
|class= [[Booty Raider]]
|stamina= 35
|gender= Male
|actor= [[Justin]]
|first= The Jewel of the Dingo Isles
|affiliation= [[Crew of the Bocoe|Crew Member of the ''Bocoe'']]
|ability= 
* [[Booty Raider#Golden Shot|Golden Shot]]
* [[Booty Raider#Grapple Gun|Grapple Gun]]
* [[The Booty Curse]]
|equipment= 
* [[Cutlass]]
* [[Flintlock Pistol]]
* [[Dragonskin Bow]]
* [[Spellwall Armor]]
* [[Branded Pain of Fortune]]
* [[Ring of Fire]]
* [[Shadowshade]]
* [[Dulled Vopral Slayer]]
* [[Eyes of N'locnil]]
* [[Heartbark Crossbow]]
* [[Ginyu's Shard of Perversion]]
|relative= 
*Cousin: [[Kinney Boots]]
*Unknown Relation: [[Jack Krystaal]]
|alias= Ol' Jo
|status= Presumed Deceased
|gold=0
}}
'''Jo Krysstal''' is a [[Kobold#Triton Ground|Triton Ground Kobold]] [[Booty Raider]] who is a crew member on the ''[[Bocoe]]'' during [[The Jewel of the Dingo Isles]] campaign, portrayed by [[Justin]]. He is in charge of the port side cannons on the Bocoe.

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==Characteristics==
===Appearance===
Jo Krysstal is a male Kobold with a neutral frame, brown rock fur, and green eyes. Jo wears very little, only wearing a pair of black pants that end just after his knees and held up by a red rope, a red bandana with a pink comb, beige bandages wrapped around his forearms and ankles, and a backpack to hold his Dragonskin Bow and various treasures.

===Personality===
He is extremely driven by treasure and is very greedy. He also shows no affection for Pot Puppies.

==Relationships==

==Notable Attributes==

==Powers & Abilities==
===Passives===
*[[Eyes of N'locnil]]
*[[Kobold#Kobold|Fortunately Unfortunate]]
*[[Triton Ground|Berserking]]

===Booty Raider Abilities===
*[[Golden Shot]]
*[[Grapple Gun]]
*[[The Booty Curse]]

==Belongings==
===Treasures===
* [[Treasures#Dragonskin_Bow | Dragonskin Bow]]
* [[Treasures#Spellwall_Armor | Spellwall Armour]]
* [[Branded Pain of Fortune]]
* [[Wiggly Wrench]]
* [[Shadowshade]]
* [[Ring of Fire]]
* [[Eyes of N'locnil]]
* [[Heartbark Crossbow]] x2
* [[Ginyu's Shard of Perversion]]
* [[Winechestors Finest]] - Golden Shot
* [[Heartwall Locket]] - Wiggly Wrenched
* [[Crystal Catalyst]] - Wiggly Wrenched
* [[Wellforn Ruby]] - Wiggly Wrenched
* [[Dulled Vopral Slayer]] - Wiggly Wrenched

===Items===
* [[Items#Cutlass | Cutlass]]
* [[Items#Flintlock_Pistol | Flintlock Pistol]]

===Accessories===
* [[Accessories#Coral_Comb | Coral Comb]]

==History==
===Background===
In his early pirating days he had his bandana, which makes it very sentimentally valuable to him. It is unknown at what point Krysstal joined the crew of the ''Bocoe'', but he chose to follow [[Merci|Captain Merci]] for the sole reason of seeking out treasure. He also referenced his cousin, [[Kinney Boots]], to be another crew member for the journey to the Dingo Isles.

===[[The Jewel of the Dingo Isles]]===
===[[The New Crew]]===
Jo continues the campaign with the Bocoe, eventually making his way to the island of Laeyuleaugh. He assists in the combat on the beach and is left to scavenge the ransacked village with Patches. Patches however, clearly infuriated by the group singing the classic pirate tune "Fuck the Kobolds" strangles Jo to death, stabbing him several times before revealing his eye and singing one more round of "Fuck the Kobolds" as Jo's life slips away. He is presumed dead.

===Fate===
Jo survives the initial Jewel of the Dingo Isles campaign, but is strangled by Patches the Kobold to what we presume death in The New Crew. Patches was infuriated by the crew of the Bocoe singing "Fuck the Kobolds", which he saw as a slight at his lack of an eye.

==Trivia==
* His name is a reference to a famous craigslist post about a "[http://s-ak.buzzfed.com/static/enhanced/terminal01/2010/7/20/16/enhanced-buzz-9731-1279657216-42.jpg JO Crystal]" or "Jack Off" Crystal. The man in the post apparently wore the crystal every time he masturbated and claimed that the crystal glowed while performing the act. He also claimed that wearing the crystal gave him confidence in "work, home, and social situations".

* He could of turned the tide in the encounter with Maelstrom using the Ginyu's Shard of Perversion on Maelstrom to swap bodies.

{{Pirates}}
{{TNC}}
{{Kobold}}
{{Booty Raider}}
{{Justin}}
[[Category: Characters]]

Jo Krysstal

2015-09-13T03:10:47Z

81.102.165.205: /* Trivia */

{{Stub}}
{{Charbox
|image= File:JoKrisstal RadioactiveK.png
|name= Jo Krysstal
|race= [[Kobold]]
|sub race= [[Kobold#Triton Ground|Triton Ground Kobold]]
|class= [[Booty Raider]]
|stamina= 35
|gender= Male
|actor= [[Justin]]
|first= The Jewel of the Dingo Isles
|affiliation= [[Crew of the Bocoe|Crew Member of the ''Bocoe'']]
|ability= 
* [[Booty Raider#Golden Shot|Golden Shot]]
* [[Booty Raider#Grapple Gun|Grapple Gun]]
* [[The Booty Curse]]
|equipment= 
* [[Cutlass]]
* [[Flintlock Pistol]]
* [[Dragonskin Bow]]
* [[Spellwall Armor]]
* [[Branded Pain of Fortune]]
* [[Ring of Fire]]
* [[Shadowshade]]
* [[Dulled Vopral Slayer]]
* [[Eyes of N'locnil]]
* [[Heartbark Crossbow]]
* [[Ginyu's Shard of Perversion]]
|relative= 
*Cousin: [[Kinney Boots]]
*Unknown Relation: [[Jack Krystaal]]
|alias= Ol' Jo
|status= Presumed Deceased
|gold=0
}}
'''Jo Krysstal''' is a [[Kobold#Triton Ground|Triton Ground Kobold]] [[Booty Raider]] who is a crew member on the ''[[Bocoe]]'' during [[The Jewel of the Dingo Isles]] campaign, portrayed by [[Justin]]. He is in charge of the port side cannons on the Bocoe.

__TOC__
==Characteristics==
===Appearance===
Jo Krysstal is a male Kobold with a neutral frame, brown rock fur, and green eyes. Jo wears very little, only wearing a pair of black pants that end just after his knees and held up by a red rope, a red bandana with a pink comb, beige bandages wrapped around his forearms and ankles, and a backpack to hold his Dragonskin Bow and various treasures.

===Personality===
He is extremely driven by treasure and is very greedy. He also shows no affection for Pot Puppies.

==Relationships==

==Notable Attributes==

==Powers & Abilities==
===Passives===
*[[Eyes of N'locnil]]
*[[Kobold#Kobold|Fortunately Unfortunate]]
*[[Triton Ground|Berserking]]

===Booty Raider Abilities===
*[[Golden Shot]]
*[[Grapple Gun]]
*[[The Booty Curse]]

==Belongings==
===Treasures===
* [[Treasures#Dragonskin_Bow | Dragonskin Bow]]
* [[Treasures#Spellwall_Armor | Spellwall Armour]]
* [[Branded Pain of Fortune]]
* [[Wiggly Wrench]]
* [[Shadowshade]]
* [[Ring of Fire]]
* [[Eyes of N'locnil]]
* [[Heartbark Crossbow]] x2
* [[Ginyu's Shard of Perversion]]
* [[Winechestors Finest]] - Golden Shot
* [[Heartwall Locket]] - Wiggly Wrenched
* [[Crystal Catalyst]] - Wiggly Wrenched
* [[Wellforn Ruby]] - Wiggly Wrenched
* [[Dulled Vopral Slayer]] - Wiggly Wrenched

===Items===
* [[Items#Cutlass | Cutlass]]
* [[Items#Flintlock_Pistol | Flintlock Pistol]]

===Accessories===
* [[Accessories#Coral_Comb | Coral Comb]]

==History==
===Background===
In his early pirating days he had his bandana, which makes it very sentimentally valuable to him. It is unknown at what point Krysstal joined the crew of the ''Bocoe'', but he chose to follow [[Merci|Captain Merci]] for the sole reason of seeking out treasure. He also referenced his cousin, [[Kinney Boots]], to be another crew member for the journey to the Dingo Isles.

===[[The Jewel of the Dingo Isles]]===
===[[The New Crew]]===
Jo continues the campaign with the Bocoe, eventually making his way to the island of Laeyuleaugh. He assists in the combat on the beach and is left to scavenge the ransacked village with Patches. Patches however, clearly infuriated by the group singing the classic pirate tune "Fuck the Kobolds" strangles Jo to death, stabbing him several times before revealing his eye and singing one more round of "Fuck the Kobolds" as Jo's life slips away. He is presumed dead.

===Fate===
Jo survives the initial Jewel of the Dingo Isles campaign, but is strangled by Patches the Kobold to what we presume death in The New Crew. Patches was infuriated by the crew of the Bocoe singing "Fuck the Kobolds", which he saw as a slight at his lack of an eye.

==Trivia==
* His name is a reference to a famous craigslist post about a "[http://s-ak.buzzfed.com/static/enhanced/terminal01/2010/7/20/16/enhanced-buzz-9731-1279657216-42.jpg JO Crystal]" or "Jack Off" Crystal. The man in the post apparently wore the crystal every time he masturbated and claimed that the crystal glowed while performing the act. He also claimed that wearing the crystal gave him confidence in "work, home, and social situations".

* He could of survived the encounter with Maelstrom using the Ginyu's Shard of Perversion on Maelstrom to swap bodies.

{{Pirates}}
{{TNC}}
{{Kobold}}
{{Booty Raider}}
{{Justin}}
[[Category: Characters]]