Kobold Headhunters/Quotes

2015-08-24T19:12:55Z

69.140.215.235: /* NPC Quotes */

This is a selection of quotes from [[Kobold Headhunters]] [[campaign]].

== Player Quotes ==

===[[Rob]]===

===[[Kopie Ren]]===
*'''[Coe's dog barks]'' "I'm gonna get that wolf right now!"'''''
::''- The team talking about hte mission to kill the wolf.''

*'''''"Banditing starts at conception."
::''- Explaining how babies can be bandits as soon as they are born.''

*'''''"As my grammy used to say: 'Always put your eggs in the same basket'."'''''
::''- Quoting her grandmother.''

*'''''"Noted. I'm going to transform."'''''
::''- After getting warned he might risk hitting his team if he transforms.''

*'''''"Knock Knock. Wrastlin has now commenced"'''''
::''- Charging blindly into battle.''

===[[Noxel]]===
*'''''"It's a good brand."'''''
::''- Giving a straw to Kopie.''

*'''''"Didn't get that last part."'''''
::''- Hearing Romulus trying to call for help through his death gurgling.''

*'''''"This isn't about 'we'. This is about me!"'''''
::''- Making a decision that only helps him.''

===[[Jack Krystaal]]===
*'''''Are you gonna serk off?'''''
::''- When Nox and Kopie are naked in front of each other.''

===[[Romulus]]===
*'''''"Can I tun into a fart?"'''''
::''- Trying to escape from the frog's belly.''

*'''''"I feel the anus is easier to go for than the nose"'''''
::''- DeadBones planing the escape from the cowfrog.''

== NPC Quotes ==
*''''"Carrizem is also an emotion. It's the emotion of great frustration and confusion."'''''
::''- Karazzeem explaining one of the meanings of the word.''
*''''"I never said that."'''''
::''- Romulus's Grandfather repeatedly denying he said a proverb''

== Dialogue ==
:'''Karazzeem:''' ''"You will slay the man who has slayed your grandaddy?"''
:'''Romulus:''' ''"I will take his life!"''
:'''Karazzeem:''' ''"You will restore honour to Karazeem. I Karazzeem say this."''
:'''Romulus:''' ''"You Karazzeem.... my cara... No, wait! Who's Karizem again?"''
:'''Karazzeem:''' ''"I am Karazzeem, from Karazeem."''
:'''Romulus:''' ''"Okey. So I am restoring faith to Karazeem, the place, not to you, Karazzeem?"''
:'''Karazzeem:''' ''"Yes, not to me. No, I am indifferent. I'm just your friend."''
::- Romulus talking about avenging his grandfather.

:'''Karazzeem:''' ''"The thing is going to happen at noon."''
:'''Romulus:''' ''"Why are we being so coy about this? There is nobody listening."''
:'''Karazzeem:''' ''"I am not being coy! Why you think I being coy?!"''
:'''Romulus:''' ''"I think you're being coy 'cause you keep saying 'The Thing' instead of saying the thing."''
:'''Karazzeem:''' ''"Why, we should... we should not, no! Karazzeem don't talk about 'The Thing'."''
:'''Romulus:''' ''"Not out in the open. I get it."''
:'''Karazzeem:''' ''"Well, I mean... You know what they call 'The Thing', right?"''
:'''Romulus:''' ''"They call 'The Thing' 'The Forbidden Thing'."
:'''Karazzeem:''' ''"No, they call it 'Crzm'."''
:'''Romulus:''' ''"They call it 'Crzm'."''
:'''Karazzeem:''' ''"Crzm! That's why I will not talk about it! I will not say that word! I, Karazzeem, will not say this word!"''
::- Romulus trying to find out what "The Thing" is.

[[Category:Stubs]]

Kobold Headhunters/Quotes

2015-08-24T18:50:14Z

69.140.215.235: /* Kopie Ren */

This is a selection of quotes from [[Kobold Headhunters]] [[campaign]].

== Player Quotes ==

===[[Rob]]===

===[[Kopie Ren]]===
*'''[Coe's dog barks]'' "I'm gonna get that wolf right now!"'''''
::''- The team talking about hte mission to kill the wolf.''

*'''''"Banditing starts at conception."
::''- Explaining how babies can be bandits as soon as they are born.''

*'''''"As my grammy used to say: 'Always put your eggs in the same basket'."'''''
::''- Quoting her grandmother.''

*'''''"Noted. I'm going to transform."'''''
::''- After getting warned he might risk hitting his team if he transforms.''

*'''''"Knock Knock. Wrastlin has now commenced"'''''
::''- Charging blindly into battle.''

===[[Noxel]]===
*'''''"It's a good brand."'''''
::''- Giving a straw to Kopie.''

*'''''"Didn't get that last part."'''''
::''- Hearing Romulus trying to call for help through his death gurgling.''

*'''''"This isn't about 'we'. This is about me!"'''''
::''- Making a decision that only helps him.''

===[[Jack Krystaal]]===
*'''''Are you gonna serk off?'''''
::''- When Nox and Kopie are naked in front of each other.''

===[[Romulus]]===
*'''''"Can I tun into a fart?"'''''
::''- Trying to escape from the frog's belly.''

*'''''"I feel the anus is easier to go for than the nose"'''''
::''- DeadBones planing the escape from the cowfrog.''

== NPC Quotes ==
*''''"Carrizem is also an emotion. It's the emotion of great frustration and confusion."'''''
::''- Karazzeem explaining one of the meanings of the word.''

== Dialogue ==
:'''Karazzeem:''' ''"You will slay the man who has slayed your grandaddy?"''
:'''Romulus:''' ''"I will take his life!"''
:'''Karazzeem:''' ''"You will restore honour to Karazeem. I Karazzeem say this."''
:'''Romulus:''' ''"You Karazzeem.... my cara... No, wait! Who's Karizem again?"''
:'''Karazzeem:''' ''"I am Karazzeem, from Karazeem."''
:'''Romulus:''' ''"Okey. So I am restoring faith to Karazeem, the place, not to you, Karazzeem?"''
:'''Karazzeem:''' ''"Yes, not to me. No, I am indifferent. I'm just your friend."''
::- Romulus talking about avenging his grandfather.

:'''Karazzeem:''' ''"The thing is going to happen at noon."''
:'''Romulus:''' ''"Why are we being so coy about this? There is nobody listening."''
:'''Karazzeem:''' ''"I am not being coy! Why you think I being coy?!"''
:'''Romulus:''' ''"I think you're being coy 'cause you keep saying 'The Thing' instead of saying the thing."''
:'''Karazzeem:''' ''"Why, we should... we should not, no! Karazzeem don't talk about 'The Thing'."''
:'''Romulus:''' ''"Not out in the open. I get it."''
:'''Karazzeem:''' ''"Well, I mean... You know what they call 'The Thing', right?"''
:'''Romulus:''' ''"They call 'The Thing' 'The Forbidden Thing'."
:'''Karazzeem:''' ''"No, they call it 'Crzm'."''
:'''Romulus:''' ''"They call it 'Crzm'."''
:'''Karazzeem:''' ''"Crzm! That's why I will not talk about it! I will not say that word! I, Karazzeem, will not say this word!"''
::- Romulus trying to find out what "The Thing" is.

[[Category:Stubs]]

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