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Johnny Feo

2016-06-29T22:50:32Z

64.223.160.212: /* Trivia */

{{Spoilers}}
{{Charbox
|image= File:Johnny.png
|name= Johnny Feo
|race= [[Kobold]]
|sub race= [[Hobgoblin]]
|class= [[Spellslinger]]
|stamina= 75
|gold=
|gender= Male
|actor= [[Nisovin (Person)]]
|first= Murder Bros
|affiliation=
|ability= 
* [[All In]]
* [[Arcane Shots]]
* [[High Noon]]
* [[Invisibility]]
|equipment= 
* [[Duplication Orb]]
* [[Giants Blood]]
* [[Magical Revolver]] (2)
* [[Shadowshade]]
|companion=
|attribute= 
* [[Adopted]]
* [[Deformed]]
|relative= 
* Unnamed Kobold Parents
* Unnammed Adoptive Hobgoblin Parents
* Adoptive Brother: [[Tubs]]
|alias= Big Johnny
|status= Alive
}}

'''Johnny Feo,''' also known as "'''Big Johnny'''", is a [[Deformed]] [[Hobgoblin]] [[Kobold]] [[Spellslinger]] played by [[Nisovin (Person)|Nisovin]] in the [[Murder Bros]] campaign. He is a notable member of the Murder Bros and has killed many.

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==Characteristics==
===Appearance===
Johnny Feo is a male Kobold that is said to be very large, having Giants Blood within him and being raised by Hobgoblins. His hair is styled in a mohawk and he is shown to wear a sleeveless shirt and pants. His clothes are often stripped when he drinks E.X.X.X.P. Ale and he is shown to have an erection during the entire time he is under the influence of the drugged ale. His most notable attribute is that one of his ears grew upside down.

===Personality===
Big Johnny is a rather quiet Kobold who believes he is very handsome despite his deformation. He is often seen to be attracted to the various women in [[Silverflats]], but has had no success due to being in the middle of a heist. Johnny is shown to be a loyal member of the Murder Bros, killing as much as possible with his guns as fast as possible. He is also very susceptible to E.X.X.X.P., immediately becoming drunk enough to lose his clothing for the period of his high. However, upon coming down, he is show to be slightly shaken and not confident in his abilities as a gunslinger.

Johnny also has the quirk of checking to see if his guns are jammed by pulling the trigger with the barrel against his head.

===Relationships===

==Powers & Abilities==
===Passives===
* [[Kobold#Kobold| Fortunately Unfortunate]]
* [[Hobgoblin|Bulky]]
* [[Spellslinger#Starting Gear and Passives|Spellslinger Passive]]
* [[Adopted]]
* [[Deformed]]

===Spellslinger Abilities===
* [[All In]]
* [[Arcane Shots]]
* [[High Noon]]

===Spellthief Abilities===
* [[Invisibility]]

==Belongings==
===Current===
====Treasures====
* [[Duplication Orb]]
* [[Giants Blood]]
* [[Shadowshade]]

====Items====
* [[Magical Revolver]] (2)

====Accessories====
* [[Pocket Mirror]]

==History==
===Background===
Johnny Feo was abandoned by his parents due to his deformities and was raised by Hobgoblins, whom he referrers to as his Hobmom. He grew up rather alone, being shunned by both Hobgoblin children and Kobold children, which led him and his adoptive brother [[Tubs]] to join the Murder Bros to feel accepted. He was accepted quickly due to his prowess with a six shooter, but did not entirely enjoy his job. Johnny works to becoming a gourmet chef eventually, along with Tubs who wants to be the sous chef.

===[[Murder Bros]]===
Johnny Feo joins his compatriots in discussing a plan with Orvan Weiss in a tavern of the town of Silverflats. Weiss and Empusa discuss a shipment of Silver Scales arriving by train and Empusa tasks the gang to gain information about the train schedule. However after heavily drinking E.X.X.X.P. Ale, the group barely arrives at the information and stumbles out of the bar with a naked Jonny.

They make their way to intersect the pathway of an arriving carriage which is said to have the schedule, but is gaurded by the Sunswords. Weiss is then disguised to distract the Sunswords long enough for the rest of the members to jump them from behind. However, as they inact their plan, they suffer from the hallucinogenic properties of E.X.X.X.P. Ale, and believe they are fighting a large tentacle monster that formed from the carriage. Having believed to have "defeated" the Carriage, they snap out of their hallucination and investigate the carriage with Empusa. They find a young Gnome girl who happens to be from the wealthy family of the Maries, Jessibelle Marie. Upon arguing with Conner about whether or not to kill the young gnome girl, they decide to drag her back to the town, where they find that the town is very aware that they are the infamous Murder Bros.

Now believing himself down off the E.X.X.X.P, Johnny regains his clothing and joins [[Empusa]] and Weiss in attacking the townsfolk in the bar while Borracho, Bubs and Tubs distract the bulk of the civilians outside. After murdering them, the three rejoin Borracho and his Cartel forces outside and begin a showdown between their large enforcers and the Sheriff's remaining forces. Johnny then decides to unload his guns into the Sheriff's men, killing most of them before the fight begins, forcing them to flee inside of the Train station. The Murder Bros then surround the station and eventually gun down the remaining survivors.

The gang then ride off on their Groundbolds attempting to catch the train with the shipment of Silver Scales, however they suffer from one last hallucination from the E.X.X.X.P. Ale. They now believe that the Train is a living entity attempting to kill them. They unload as much magic and physically power they can to "defeat the Train," which results in the hallucination wearing off and the real train to derail from the damage. The gang then take out the remaining members of the Sunswords while freeing Chimera the Kobold. The bandits have taken the train.

===Fate===
With the trail destroyed and derailed, the cargo in their possession, and Chimera back in their forces, Johnny and the rest of the Murder Bros plan their next heist: potentially robbing the Realm of Holding.

==Trivia==
*His last name, Feo means ugly in Spanish because he was deformed
*He is the first character to be played by a guest in a non side quest campaign.

{{MB}}
{{Kobold}}
{{Spellslinger}}
{{Guest}}
[[Category:URealms Live Characters]]
[[Category:Living]]

Dob

2016-06-29T22:43:34Z

64.223.160.212: /* Murder Bros */

{{Charbox
|image= File:Slippery Knuckles Puppet.png
|name= Dob
|race= [[Porc]]
|sub race= [[Gravehoof]]
|class= [[Bard]]
|stamina= 42
|gender= Male
|actor= [[Millbee]]
|first= The Blood Snake Queen
|affiliation= Unknown
|ability= 
* [[Charm]]
* [[Disguise]]
* [[Storyteller]]
|equipment= 
* [[Blood Drinker]]
* [[Chipped Prism]]
* [[Desdonian Firebombs]]
* [[Porc Skin Armor]]
* [[Slingshot]]/[[Lute]]
* [[Small Buckler]]
|relative= 
* Great Uncle: Sir Adrian Oinksalot (Deceased)
* Unnamed Adoptive Mother (Deceased)
|alias=
|status= Alive
|gold= 600
}}

'''Dob''' is a [[Gravehoof]] [[Porc]] [[Bard]] played by [[Millbee]] in [[The Blood Snake Queen]] Side Quest. He is the newest member of [[Slippery Knuckles Malone]]'s band of mercenaries, and has a tendency to [[Charm]] the people and creatures he meets on their adventures.

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==Characteristics==
===Appearance===

===Personality===
Dob is a very simple Porc, who shows a high level of interest in the other races' reproductive organs, and, like many other Porcs, he attempts to mimic the other races in order to fit in. He does by putting a stick down his pants to mimic having male genitalia. This fascination extends to the point where Dob carries around with him a bag that has an assortment of items that he thinks are the male genitalia of different species, despite many of them just being random items, such as fur or sticks.

===Notable Attributes===
Dob is known to speak in a very mumbled and mostly unintelligible tongue, which causes some confusion whenever he talks, be it his personal input on a conversation or even answering simple questions. He does, however, appear to be able to say certain words quite clearly, such as 'penis,' 'vagina,' and 'wolf.'

Dob is a skilled musician, able to play his [[Slingshot]]/[[Lute]] in a soothing manner, although he is also a terrible singer.

===Relationships===
====[[Job]]====
Job was a [[Porc]] that was a part of the [[Gnome]] bandit gang in [[The Blood Snake Queen]], and was [[Charm|charmed]] by Dob into helping the mercenaries fight the bandits. Dob treated him fairly badly, having him set himself on fire so that Dob could light his 'stick-penis' on fire, and then, when [[Slippery Knuckles Malone]] wanted to chop off his arms, Dob was fine with it, and even helped in sealing off his wounds with burning sticks. When Job died, Dob showed little remorse over him.

====[[Slippery Knuckles Malone|SK Malone]]====
Dob has a very close relationship with his leader, often emulating his physical nature and following him into battle. It should be noted that SK is the only one to have shown to have the ability to understand the mumbling Porc. Though later it is revealed that he doesn't actually understand Dob but rather as a joke on the other members of the gang he and Dob pretend that he does to mess with them.

====Sir Oinksalot====
Sir Oinksalot was Dob's great uncle, and was a pig. Dob often pretended that his uncle would read stories to him, by placing books in front of him and pretending that his 'oinks' were actually him reading out the story. However, when Sir Oinksalot was taken away from Dob, this made him very upset. He went to a restaurant, and, seeing all the people eating bacon, he stole it all, thinking it to be his uncle, and sewed it onto his armour. This bacon is secretly replaced by [[Belladona]], so that it doesn't smell bad.

==Powers & Abilities==
===Passives===
* [[Porc#Porc|Bloodboil]]
* [[Porc#Gravehoof|Shaman's Wisdom]]

===Bard Abilities===
* [[Charm]]
* [[Disguise]]
* [[Storyteller]]

===Borrowed Abilites===
These are a list of abilities that Dob has borrowed from allies:

====Sorcerer Abilities====
* [[Blink]]
* [[Enlarge]]

====Warrior Abilities====
* [[Tosser]]

==Songs==

''Note: All songs translated by professional Porc Translators''

===Hey Mr Wolfy===
Timestamp: https://youtu.be/KWowJ6x3RGo?t=17m41s

Lyrics:
 Hey Mr Wolfy
 come on over
 be my friend
 we'll have lots of fun

''Note: when charming the wolf.''

===Ogres are so Great===
Timestamp: https://youtu.be/odkx3JbQMOc?t=26m14s

Lyrics:
 Hello Ogre
 You are so great.
 Ogres have got two heads
 and that's pretty great!
 *Porc Gibberish*
 Doooo daaaaahhh ogresss
 Come over to my house
 I'll make you aaa... uhhh. sandwich for lunch!
 For youuu!

===The Ballad of the Pussies===
Timestamp: https://youtu.be/eC65IUcdIW8?t=29m30s

Lyrics:
 *Porc Gibberish* today!
 And then we ran away
 Because...
 We're a bunch of pussies.
 And then we took the bridge
 And we met an ogre and he was pretty nice
 And, well you know, we made his pet run away
 And that upset him
 And then we got the wall!
 And my mum died.

==Belongings==
===Current===
====Treasures====
* [[Blood Drinker]]
* [[Chipped Prism]]
* [[Desdonian Firebombs]] (3)

====Items====
* [[Apprentice Wand]]
* [[Cloth Robes]]
* [[Fortune Potion]]
* [[Porc Skin Armor|Modified Bacon Armor]]: Dob wears a variant of the Porc Skin Armor that is created out of his dead non-porc uncle, Sir Oinksalot, who was being served as bacon at a restaurant. The bacon is often replaced with fresher pieces by [[Belladona von Feingart]].
* [[Slingshot|Modified Slingshot]]: Dob has a modified Slingshot that has multiple strings that allows him to play it like a lute. It also does slightly more damage than a normal Slingshot.
* [[Small Buckler]]
* Bacon-Scented Blanket
* Bag of 'dicks:' A bag full of various objects that Dob thinks may be the male genitalia of different species.

===Former===
====Treasures====
* [[Wriggly Wench]]: A wild female pig that Dob treats as his adoptive mother.

====Items====
* Stick: was broken when he fell over, and then placed into the body of [[Job]].

==History==
===Background===
Dob, at one point, had a great uncle named Sir Oinksalot who was still a pig and did not transform into a [[Porc]]. Dob would often attempt to learn various ways of life from his non-sentient uncle and would attempt to have Oinksalot to read him books. Unfortunately, his uncle was taken away from him and served as bacon to a restaurant. Upon finding this, Dob went bad and stole all of the bacon and sew it to his armor.

As Dob was the only Porc in his family of pigs, he was the only one capable of speech, and so decided to sing songs to his family and in taverns in order to make a living. The people in the taverns would often give him money, in order to make sure that he wouldn't start a fight, fearful that, due to his large size, he could cause a lot of damage. Eventually, [[Slippery Knuckles Malone]] and his band of mercenaries met Dob in a tavern, and Dob took such a liking to them that he decided to follow them around. The mercenaries allowed Dob to become a permanent part of their group, as they liked his music and found him to be useful, despite being unable to understand him.

===[[The Blood Snake Queen]] & [[Okagnoma Guild Hall]]===

===[[Murder Bros]]===
Dob is seen traveling on the train carrying silver and [[Chimera]] and survives the derailing of the train.

===Fate===
Dob was last seen surviving the derailing of a train carrying silver and the prisoner, Chimera.

==Trivia==
* Dob is the first canon character in the URealms universe to be played by a guest, [[Millbee]].
* Dob apparently received his name because the other members of the group couldn't understand him when he talked, but heard him say the word 'Dob,' leading them to believe that it was his name.

{{BSQ}}
{{OGH}}
{{MB}}
{{Porc}}
{{Bard}}
{{Guest}}
[[Category:Living]]
[[Category:Characters]]
[[Category:URealms Side Quest Characters]]

Dob

2016-06-29T22:38:55Z

64.223.160.212: /* Fate */

{{Charbox
|image= File:Slippery Knuckles Puppet.png
|name= Dob
|race= [[Porc]]
|sub race= [[Gravehoof]]
|class= [[Bard]]
|stamina= 42
|gender= Male
|actor= [[Millbee]]
|first= The Blood Snake Queen
|affiliation= Unknown
|ability= 
* [[Charm]]
* [[Disguise]]
* [[Storyteller]]
|equipment= 
* [[Blood Drinker]]
* [[Chipped Prism]]
* [[Desdonian Firebombs]]
* [[Porc Skin Armor]]
* [[Slingshot]]/[[Lute]]
* [[Small Buckler]]
|relative= 
* Great Uncle: Sir Adrian Oinksalot (Deceased)
* Unnamed Adoptive Mother (Deceased)
|alias=
|status= Alive
|gold= 600
}}

'''Dob''' is a [[Gravehoof]] [[Porc]] [[Bard]] played by [[Millbee]] in [[The Blood Snake Queen]] Side Quest. He is the newest member of [[Slippery Knuckles Malone]]'s band of mercenaries, and has a tendency to [[Charm]] the people and creatures he meets on their adventures.

__TOC__

==Characteristics==
===Appearance===

===Personality===
Dob is a very simple Porc, who shows a high level of interest in the other races' reproductive organs, and, like many other Porcs, he attempts to mimic the other races in order to fit in. He does by putting a stick down his pants to mimic having male genitalia. This fascination extends to the point where Dob carries around with him a bag that has an assortment of items that he thinks are the male genitalia of different species, despite many of them just being random items, such as fur or sticks.

===Notable Attributes===
Dob is known to speak in a very mumbled and mostly unintelligible tongue, which causes some confusion whenever he talks, be it his personal input on a conversation or even answering simple questions. He does, however, appear to be able to say certain words quite clearly, such as 'penis,' 'vagina,' and 'wolf.'

Dob is a skilled musician, able to play his [[Slingshot]]/[[Lute]] in a soothing manner, although he is also a terrible singer.

===Relationships===
====[[Job]]====
Job was a [[Porc]] that was a part of the [[Gnome]] bandit gang in [[The Blood Snake Queen]], and was [[Charm|charmed]] by Dob into helping the mercenaries fight the bandits. Dob treated him fairly badly, having him set himself on fire so that Dob could light his 'stick-penis' on fire, and then, when [[Slippery Knuckles Malone]] wanted to chop off his arms, Dob was fine with it, and even helped in sealing off his wounds with burning sticks. When Job died, Dob showed little remorse over him.

====[[Slippery Knuckles Malone|SK Malone]]====
Dob has a very close relationship with his leader, often emulating his physical nature and following him into battle. It should be noted that SK is the only one to have shown to have the ability to understand the mumbling Porc. Though later it is revealed that he doesn't actually understand Dob but rather as a joke on the other members of the gang he and Dob pretend that he does to mess with them.

====Sir Oinksalot====
Sir Oinksalot was Dob's great uncle, and was a pig. Dob often pretended that his uncle would read stories to him, by placing books in front of him and pretending that his 'oinks' were actually him reading out the story. However, when Sir Oinksalot was taken away from Dob, this made him very upset. He went to a restaurant, and, seeing all the people eating bacon, he stole it all, thinking it to be his uncle, and sewed it onto his armour. This bacon is secretly replaced by [[Belladona]], so that it doesn't smell bad.

==Powers & Abilities==
===Passives===
* [[Porc#Porc|Bloodboil]]
* [[Porc#Gravehoof|Shaman's Wisdom]]

===Bard Abilities===
* [[Charm]]
* [[Disguise]]
* [[Storyteller]]

===Borrowed Abilites===
These are a list of abilities that Dob has borrowed from allies:

====Sorcerer Abilities====
* [[Blink]]
* [[Enlarge]]

====Warrior Abilities====
* [[Tosser]]

==Songs==

''Note: All songs translated by professional Porc Translators''

===Hey Mr Wolfy===
Timestamp: https://youtu.be/KWowJ6x3RGo?t=17m41s

Lyrics:
 Hey Mr Wolfy
 come on over
 be my friend
 we'll have lots of fun

''Note: when charming the wolf.''

===Ogres are so Great===
Timestamp: https://youtu.be/odkx3JbQMOc?t=26m14s

Lyrics:
 Hello Ogre
 You are so great.
 Ogres have got two heads
 and that's pretty great!
 *Porc Gibberish*
 Doooo daaaaahhh ogresss
 Come over to my house
 I'll make you aaa... uhhh. sandwich for lunch!
 For youuu!

===The Ballad of the Pussies===
Timestamp: https://youtu.be/eC65IUcdIW8?t=29m30s

Lyrics:
 *Porc Gibberish* today!
 And then we ran away
 Because...
 We're a bunch of pussies.
 And then we took the bridge
 And we met an ogre and he was pretty nice
 And, well you know, we made his pet run away
 And that upset him
 And then we got the wall!
 And my mum died.

==Belongings==
===Current===
====Treasures====
* [[Blood Drinker]]
* [[Chipped Prism]]
* [[Desdonian Firebombs]] (3)

====Items====
* [[Apprentice Wand]]
* [[Cloth Robes]]
* [[Fortune Potion]]
* [[Porc Skin Armor|Modified Bacon Armor]]: Dob wears a variant of the Porc Skin Armor that is created out of his dead non-porc uncle, Sir Oinksalot, who was being served as bacon at a restaurant. The bacon is often replaced with fresher pieces by [[Belladona von Feingart]].
* [[Slingshot|Modified Slingshot]]: Dob has a modified Slingshot that has multiple strings that allows him to play it like a lute. It also does slightly more damage than a normal Slingshot.
* [[Small Buckler]]
* Bacon-Scented Blanket
* Bag of 'dicks:' A bag full of various objects that Dob thinks may be the male genitalia of different species.

===Former===
====Treasures====
* [[Wriggly Wench]]: A wild female pig that Dob treats as his adoptive mother.

====Items====
* Stick: was broken when he fell over, and then placed into the body of [[Job]].

==History==
===Background===
Dob, at one point, had a great uncle named Sir Oinksalot who was still a pig and did not transform into a [[Porc]]. Dob would often attempt to learn various ways of life from his non-sentient uncle and would attempt to have Oinksalot to read him books. Unfortunately, his uncle was taken away from him and served as bacon to a restaurant. Upon finding this, Dob went bad and stole all of the bacon and sew it to his armor.

As Dob was the only Porc in his family of pigs, he was the only one capable of speech, and so decided to sing songs to his family and in taverns in order to make a living. The people in the taverns would often give him money, in order to make sure that he wouldn't start a fight, fearful that, due to his large size, he could cause a lot of damage. Eventually, [[Slippery Knuckles Malone]] and his band of mercenaries met Dob in a tavern, and Dob took such a liking to them that he decided to follow them around. The mercenaries allowed Dob to become a permanent part of their group, as they liked his music and found him to be useful, despite being unable to understand him.

===[[The Blood Snake Queen]] & [[Okagnoma Guild Hall]]===

===[[Murder Bros]]===

===Fate===
Dob was last seen surviving the derailing of a train carrying silver and the prisoner, Chimera.

==Trivia==
* Dob is the first canon character in the URealms universe to be played by a guest, [[Millbee]].
* Dob apparently received his name because the other members of the group couldn't understand him when he talked, but heard him say the word 'Dob,' leading them to believe that it was his name.

{{BSQ}}
{{OGH}}
{{MB}}
{{Porc}}
{{Bard}}
{{Guest}}
[[Category:Living]]
[[Category:Characters]]
[[Category:URealms Side Quest Characters]]